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Literal Carehaver posted:i want to see a star wars movie where grizzled rebel insurgents take imperial officer's family members hostage and blackmail the impy officers in to subverting the empire in some way I always wondered if there were like hosed up rebels. Like they bomb/or shoot up schools with imperial ties or kill families of officers or something. maybe like a suicide bomb a movie theater showing a imperial holofilm.
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2014 04:13 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 03:42 |
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Fetus Tree posted:han dated one that was kind of a bitch all she did was free a planet of religious crack addicts.
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2014 04:17 |
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Cyberball 2072 posted:The super ship ends up being a macguffin for the story so it's there for a reason but no it cant be a plain ol corvette, its THE CARRION SPIKE and it was hand desgined by Tarkin himself and full of dumb bullshit to make it the bestest ship ever. Cloak of deception is probaly the worst one of all of them. its basicaly obi-won and anakin vist the plains. and a hutt is there and these two retards the jedis make healthy.
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# ¿ Jan 20, 2015 13:25 |
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freethought posted:That doesn't make me cringe. That single moment, when millions of nerd voices cried out in terror made the whole drat thing worthwhile. That and those "Ask a Sith" threads. He isn't dead. He is alive in the sarlacc. In its belly Fett will find a new definition of pain and suffering as he are slowly digested over a thousand years.
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2015 00:00 |
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Calico Heart posted:the rogue one concept art looks like they want to do some kind of downbeat loving star was Nam movie Now i am just picturing a bunch of stormtroopers flying around in gunship(blaring Jefferson airplane) and adam baldwin is just firing an E-web out the side at rebels. gently caress i want full metal jack star wars.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2015 04:48 |
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5er posted:As this thread gravitates back towards the defense of the wholesale creativity black hole that is the SWEU, I am delighted again with (Disney necrotized) Lucasfilms stating the old EU is non-canon. So long, thanks for all the masturbatory self-inserts and moronic interpretations of magic bacteria power limitations! Star wars isn't marvel. they wont just hire a bunch of really bad tumblr/sjw writers. they will probably just hire mediocre and on occasion good sci-fi writers.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2015 19:09 |
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shiksa posted:the world's greatest injustice was that this wasn't filmed oj style so the internet could put audioclips from the podrace scene over it *jake lloyd drives through a police roadblock running over two cops* NOW THIS IS POD-RACING.
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2015 19:18 |
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http://io9.com/everything-we-know-about-star-wars-post-return-of-the-j-1729549100 looks alright.
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2015 17:09 |
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Lonos Oboe posted:I never read the Thrawn books as a kid. I always wanted to and then got distracted with much edgier stuff like Warhammer and the Aliens novelisations. I did read the Jedi Academy books which I enjoyed and even on the re-read a few years ago I kinda liked the spice mines stuff even if the rest was fairly shite. I started reading the Thrawn books, having been assured that is was the high point of the E.U. last December and have just managed to start book 3 out of sheer indifference. I have no problem reading pulpy stuff. But jesus christ its dry like raw cream crackers. It's not bad by all means but I find it hard to engage with it. I tried reading the alien books. the first two based off the movie are alright but the rest are ehh. the comics are ok though. I like the warhammer books though.
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2015 01:05 |
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Lonos Oboe posted:Yeah, Earth Hive and Nightmare Asylum stand up really well. They are very bleak and really build the world up very well. The character of General Spears was a fantastic mix of Patton, Schwarzkopf and those guys that trained dolphins to blow up submarines. Those two books really try to expand the universe in imaginative ways and maintain the best horror elements from the series. What bugs me the most about the Star Wars books is the blatant copying of the movies. There is a scene in the second Thrawn book where Leia says to Han. "See ya later, I love you." And he throws back the "I know" It's small stuff but it really bothered me because it's totally out of character for the kind of Han Solo who has settled down and married and has a position of authority. Let the characters grow up a little and not define their existence by the films. you should try reading the non space marine stuff or some of the horus heresy books. the commissar cain books are alright/good. they are darkly funny but they tend to hit the same notes. the eisenhorne trilogy and short stories are good, and if you are in the mood for fantasy try the gortrek and felix books.
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2015 03:32 |
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Xenomrph posted:Cross posting this from the Alien thread in CineD because it's applicable i didnt even know there was "canon" to the alien universe.(outside the movies) I always assumed it was like this. 1. super secret WY project and or random rear end in a top hat billionare and or the space goverment to make xeno do things. 2. it fails. 3. repeat step 1. 4. insert predator for mixed results.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 00:29 |
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Otisburg posted:http://epicstream.com/news/The-Force-Awakens-Actors-Want-Dying-Star-Wars-Fan-To-See-Film-Early wouldn't it be depressing if the movie was phantom menace bad and he did get to see it early and hated it.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 05:01 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:it was like twenty years ago! but that multiplayer was the bomb. that is a poo poo name. it sounds like a lovely street drug.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2015 19:50 |
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Shalebridge Cradle posted:Oh bullshit you almost had with your you know whats worse. its from this http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Episode_I_Adventures_10:_Festival_of_Warriors. a book for maybe 5 year olds. some fat loving nerd thought that this book needed to be cataloged and its parts and story put into canon. also there is a series of these books and they are all cataloged.
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2015 23:57 |
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OldMemes posted:In his book on the New Hollywood movement of the 1970s, Easy Riders and Raging Bulls, Peter Biskind makes a pretty convincing case that Lucas may be on the spectrum. Apparently he's refuse to talk to people or make eye contact, so meetings had to be heavily prompted by Francis Ford Coppola. When makiing THX-1138, Lucas spent months and months obbessively reediting the film, until Coppola had to basically take the work print so they could have test screenings. The script for Star Wars became a denser and denser work of background lore with each draft. oh i can believe that he is on the spectrum. also the more i learn about how loving crappy new hope could have been is fascinating. I am sure alot of the old drafts read like something out of deviant art. it sounds like his first wife was the one who kept his poo poo edited.
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2015 00:57 |
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TK-42-1 posted:Iblis was Patton since he was an obstinate rear end in a top hat too. From what I've seen TFA's Imperial Remnant went way out to the far outer rim and basically fell out of sight/mind after Jakku. Jakku was like some final battle that broke the back of the Imps and they bolted. Now they're moving back in and people are freaking out. if i get the new canon corretly. it basically speeds up the fragmentation/disintegration of the Empire. so basicaly it happens in one year instead of like 15. Jakku seems to be the last fight between a big coherent Imperial force and the new republic. the empire gets it back broken and it signs a truce with the republic. the new republic does away with a main army and depends on system forces/plantarty forces/ and i assume insurgent forces in the imperial space. the empire sticks around led probaly by moffs and there are a ton of little right wing neo imperial movements marching around trying to start poo poo up like the good old days. apparently the NEW ORDER is one of the biggest of these. so basicaly the galaxy is in one big cold war with lots of little proxy hot ones.
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2015 19:36 |
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Gammatron 64 posted:I dont, its a bad article and I thought I would share it yeah, your a loving idiot if you think that. all of the prequels are bad in unique and unfun ways. so its hard to say which one is the "best". 1 is bad all around, and its thematically poo poo and the kid is a lovely anakin. but at the same time, its probaly the best in terms of actual filiming because it still uses real effects and sets. 2. is the same except all the acting is wooden and has no chemesty. the romance is dead and contrived. the plot sucks etc. its probaly the worst one over all, though i find 3 to be worse. 3 is the worst because this was the one everyone was waiting for and and it didnt deliver at all.
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2015 19:55 |
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blowfish posted:in star wars everyone seems to be awfully eager to demilitarise yeah but then the quarp monsters from cockupass X show up and shoot their jizz canons at everyone. unfortunaly, beloved character corran horn is filled up and explodes.
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2015 20:03 |
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RFC2324 posted:Then who is North Korea? the batarians from mass effect.
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# ¿ Nov 16, 2015 21:16 |
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TK-42-1 posted:That's what 1313 was supposed to be. Like uncharted but in seedy Coruscant. I'm still kind of bitter about it being shuttered since it had the potential to be a nonshitty Star Wars thing. allegedly some version of it is being worked on at EA. with jade raymond as project lead and amy heaning writing it.
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2015 02:51 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:That's actually really cool. Both of them are super loving talented they definitely are. I am curious what this project will be.
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2015 04:46 |
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William Bear posted:Nym is one of the things from the EU I like. His bulge in the Essential Guide to Characters, however, makes me cringe. does he have robot arms? or just hosed up looking implants.
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2015 22:26 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:guardians of the galaxy is the best marvel flick. this. most of the marvel movies are basicaly just good summer movies, GOTG was the only legit good film of any of them. OneThousandMonkeys posted:Essentially, if you think that a huge glut of Star Wars titles coming down the pipeline is not going to have at least a couple of poo poo sandwiches, or that the Big lovely EU could ever truly die, you're hopelessly naive or you just mindlessly consume this poo poo as long as it has the branding. see i am weirdly ok with this. Yeah, there will definatly be some turds but i am sure their will also be some great ones and we could get different directors doing different kinds of star wars unvivese movies. I want reservoir dogs in space drat it. rogue one seems interesting enough and the godzilla movie was pretty good. i am curious what kind things they could do. anything is better then orgy bugs/ sado mascosit aliens/admiral retard taking over the goverment. at least the wiped the slate clean for the most part. (i think the old republic stuff is still in quasi limbo) hell I want a revan movie.
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2015 01:45 |
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drunk asian neighbor posted:lol game has issues(only like 8 maps and all the unlocks are dumb) but its not that bad. I like a multiplayer game that is casual and quick to pick up and put down.(titanfall, tf2, l4d2. vermintide) then again it should have come with more maps and less dlc poo poo, but thats for you. Otisburg posted:RotS handilly claims "most tolerable of PT" by virtue of McDiarmid's gleeful scenery chewing. he saves that movie from being utterly poo poo. he chews scenery well and he just seems so drat happy at being such a evil gently caress. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDwaNXRRL2g plus he is cool with fans.
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2015 06:02 |
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Pook Good Mook posted:
WHY. is lucas that autistic that he cant tell people get more of emotioal reaction from the silence. you can practically see vader weighing his conscious and you see the second he decides and lunges at old sheev.
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2015 06:16 |
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WeaponGradeSadness posted:I'm like a third of the way through Lost Stars, I think it's called, the new YA Star Wars book, and it's surprisingly pretty good so far. So far it's sorta standard YA fare about two friends--or maybe more??? Because YA-- at the Imperial Academy on Coruscant getting up to teenage boarding school hijinks but apparently one's going to join the Rebels while one stays loyal to the Empire and it goes through and slightly past the events of the original trilogy. It's not amazing or anything but I like it pretty well. it will start out fine enough,twilight company is actually pretty good. but my guess is quality will eventually degrade.
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2015 22:54 |
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Otisburg posted:Dash Rendar is Poochie as gently caress. He's Han Solo through the lens of a Mountain Dew commercial. yeah and as you know. outside the video game, he doesn't do poo poo. he acts like a petty oval office, then he fucks up(but realy doesn't) gets depressed, then "dies". loving wedge Antilles does more for the story then dash does. I remember as a kid who was hyped as gently caress for shadow of the empire, wondering when the gently caress dash was gonna be a badass hero. then it never happens.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2015 19:37 |
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PostNouveau posted:Nah, you want Al Swearingen as the competent, menacing bad guy pulling Kylo Ren's strings. i am ok with this.
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2015 22:55 |
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ok thats pretty cool. Dark side weeaboo is pissed.
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2015 03:13 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:this is how a normal human would interpret it but nerds take everything literally and also need every tiny thing explained. i've read a number of articles talking about they want the next movie to explain what happened between return of the jedi and the force awakens and where the new order came from when we don't need any of that and would probably be insanely stupid and we already have all the information we need about all of that in the force awakens. they wrote a book about it. its non canon now. but it was actually pretty good for a star wars book.
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2015 04:22 |
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Chill la Chill posted:I made the mistake of engaging some ubernerds (I'm not at their power level of nerd yet ) about Snoke being plague is cuz now they're bringing up all this poo poo from the background. "Psychometry" is a thing now cuz I guess it was popular in the Harry Potter series. It was in the dark disciple book apparently. because in the old canon he was a real person. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Darth_Plagueis/Legends he has a book about him and the origin of palpatine. its actually pretty good and explains the dumb "grand plan of the sith"
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 00:16 |
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Panzeh posted:So, uh, EU nerds, what happened to the sepratists after the third movie? Did they join the rebellion or did they all just die? basically their are a few holdouts, a few still have fleets and they gently caress with the empire on and off for a few years but get mopped up pretty much by dodanna and Screed and bunch of others. the survivors either went underground or joined the new rebellion.
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2015 04:46 |
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DeusExMachinima posted:alriiight nerds, I've heard about the EU bugnest orgy for years and I just need to know what the gently caress that's referencing. I'll even settle for a star wars wikia link. It's driving me insane not understanding http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Nest_Crisis
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2015 04:49 |
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Xenomrph posted:Speaking of Rey, what are people's thoughts on the complaint that she's a Mary Sue? alot of people view force powers through an rpg/video games/prequel lenses. that all the powers are slowly upgraded and poo poo. but its been shown in the first movie thats not the case.
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2015 01:57 |
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saw it again. this time with the folks. still great movie. unfortunately i got stuck behind a lovely family with a dad who made a snarky remark at every scene. Including THAT one.
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2015 01:59 |
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Jurgan posted:I never liked Yoda's inverted speech in the prequels. He's smart enough to figure out English (sorry, Basic), so I figured the only reason he talked that way was because he'd been isolated for decades and gotten senile. Well, that and it made him seem like comic relief, which fooled the audience into thinking he was unimportant. in the originals he also did say straight sentences. just not often. in the prequels they took it to a retarded extreme.
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2015 04:06 |
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spacemang_spliff posted:I took my special lady friend to see it and it was in a much bigger theater than when I saw it the first night. People clapped at the beginning. People clapped when they showed the mellennium falcon. People clapped when Han showed up. i dont mind that. Its happens in most nerdy movies. hell i like it sometimes. this guy was just being a smarmy oval office making dumb unfunny jokes to his fat wife, plus he got up every 10 minutes to get more food or take a piss. plus when you hear eveything go dead silent when THAT scene plays and the reactions. its fun.
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# ¿ Dec 26, 2015 06:00 |
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Cthulu Carl posted:He also hated Kyp Durron's Fonz impersonation why is he allowed to live again, i mean he murder like a billion people, including his own brother. i guess he found the light side/space jesus.
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2015 19:32 |
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Babe Magnet posted:Vader doesn't even look like he's trying. he probably doesn't. any limb damage is easily repairable. the only way to kill him is a head or body strike. and i am pretty sure vader doesnt even give a gently caress if he dies because his existence is poo poo.
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2015 23:11 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 03:42 |
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Otisburg posted:I realize mocking the SJW's is low hanging fruit, but as a nerd dad who was thrilled to share the new one with his kid, and failing in like 4 different stores to find a drat Rey doll, I'm kind of feeling that. There's a weird football-headed alien that was cut from the movie all day long, but no daggone Rey. they exist. its just people buy them up quick. most of the stores only have a bunch of Finns.
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# ¿ Dec 29, 2015 06:24 |