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.Edward Penischin
Jun 5, 2008

Taear posted:

Yea, I used to read every single post. For some reason. I did post a little at first but then I got left way behind. I've only caught up because we can read the forums at work now.

What job do you do for the government?

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.Edward Penischin
Jun 5, 2008


BUSH'S rear end

.Edward Penischin
Jun 5, 2008

Gravel Gravy posted:




I think the upcoming rage from Kirschen over the new Iran deal will be one of the best things to come out of it. Like a stroke


.Edward Penischin
Jun 5, 2008

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Jun 5, 2008

sinking belle posted:



Oh god it's so easy

Now do this...

.Edward Penischin
Jun 5, 2008

loquacius posted:

Thinking the moral of Jack and the Beanstalk is "Jack should never have bought those magic beans" is almost as horrible a misunderstanding of basic children's stories as Ted Cruz's reading of Green Eggs And Ham

After Barrack Obama climbed the Nuclear Threat stalk (???), grown from magic beans of suppression and economic hardships, he slayed the Giant of War and returned with the diplomatic goose that lays the golden eggs of peace. AGC.

.Edward Penischin
Jun 5, 2008



You heard him...let's win some poo poo!

.Edward Penischin
Jun 5, 2008

The cartoonist does not know how grayhound racing works.

.Edward Penischin
Jun 5, 2008

People try to put us down (talking bout #ThisGeneration.)
Cause our pants are on the ground (talking bout #ThisGeneration)
Things they do look awfully sick (talking bout #ThisGeneration)
Sitting on the toilet with a selfie stick. (Talking bout #ThisGeneration)

Why do you treat me like a dog (Talking bout #ThisGeneration)
I'll write about it on my blog (Talking bout #ThisGeneration)
I'm not trying to make you gag. ( Talking bout #ThisGeneration)
Bad food good and good food bad (Talking bout #ThisGeneration)

.Edward Penischin
Jun 5, 2008

Iron Crowned posted:

SO, did Bok sit next to someone who messily ate a sandwich on a plane?

The fat people represent goons.

The sandwich represents edited cartoons.

.Edward Penischin
Jun 5, 2008

Krinkle posted:

Hi gently caress mike lester forever but "spike the punch" just means to add alcohol to it. It is a college prank staple from the olden times. Way before my time but cartoons in my time at least referenced them as an old fashioned prank. You get everyone drunk and they don't realize it. It is not a rohypnol reference or date rape joke.

A punch bowl at a frat party would already have a shitload of alcohol in it. A redundant cartoon.

.Edward Penischin
Jun 5, 2008

Cpt.Americant posted:

Wait, is he actually facing serious enough problems that he could go to jail? How much drat taxes was he trying to hide? It's really hard to go to jail for tax fraud.

Also, it's the DOJ that would determine jail sentences, not the IRS. A hack "durr, taxes are hard" toon would at least been accurate.

.Edward Penischin
Jun 5, 2008

Belome posted:

With mandatory voting, do you actually have to vote for anything or just turn in a ballot?

President Elect Mickey Mouse.

.Edward Penischin
Jun 5, 2008

loquacius posted:

I saw the dog in panel 3 and shuddered involuntarily though

"I'm here to babysit your toddler."

.Edward Penischin
Jun 5, 2008

Krinkle posted:

Is lefty lucy a friend of his he takes photos of to make fun of a strawwoman or some getti images sample reel? I see new faces occasionally but it's almost always the same one.

I miss Lara Liberal. :smith:

.Edward Penischin
Jun 5, 2008

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
He must have actively evaded filing and/or paying so obviously that a jury convicted him. Because that's what it takes to be jailed for not paying enough.


If Iran gets a working nuke, they will only succeed in blowing themselves up. A good cartoon.

.Edward Penischin fucked around with this message at 16:14 on Apr 18, 2015

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Jun 5, 2008

Axetrain posted:

WOW, he spoke of his cuban parents? what a hero! I don't care what his policy on immigration is or how Republicans treat minorities at all. I'm voting for Rubio! -Hispanic voters, 2016

This was basically Greg Abbot's campaign in Texas. He had the support of his Latina mother-in-law.

e: Also, Wendy Davis was a black guy.

.Edward Penischin
Jun 5, 2008

Beef Hardcheese posted:

I'm pretty sure this is the most famous "make a liberal's head asplode" pic (or at least what most people think of):



Which led to:


And then hilariously blew up into:


It seems the :911: lady is now known as "Jihad Barbie". The woman on the right in the bottom photo is Reem Riyashi, a Palestinian suicide bomber and mother of two.

You left out the part where she cheated on her husband after all this.

.Edward Penischin
Jun 5, 2008

JaggerMcDagger posted:

The Dry Bones Academy

Help us launch the Dry Bones Academy of Cartoon Advocacy and Activism!
Never Again!
To see our YouTube preview click on
https://youtu.be/1-pltUp_ks8
Labels: Academy, cartoon wars, Cartoons, Holocaust, holocaust denial, Iran, Israel, Jews, Judaism, Shoah

Should have been posted next to the DbD Gary Trudeau/Charlie Hebdo thing.

.Edward Penischin
Jun 5, 2008

Met posted:

Go on? :munch:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...rty-member.html

Met posted:

Go on? :munch:

.Edward Penischin
Jun 5, 2008

Post 9-11 User posted:



What part of any human anatomy is that on this guy? He's facing sideways and is suddenly pregnant? That's his shoulder? Whuddis going on, holy shet.


Besides being extremely destructive to the human psyche, infidelity is a disease vector. She is a terrible person. GoBack2Tumblr, or watch Gone Girl again and root for the bad guy.

:RobLiefiedCaptainAmerica:

.Edward Penischin
Jun 5, 2008

colonel_korn posted:

1
The election may be 18 months away, but it's never too early to start crying about the media.

Republican policies immediately disqualify them from being President of the United States. AGC.

quote:

7
Sound environmental policies not only rid our homes or crap, but they break it down to the point it doesn't negatively effect the environment in general. AGC.

.Edward Penischin
Jun 5, 2008


He forgot the roaches running out of the shower drain.

.Edward Penischin
Jun 5, 2008

Triskelli posted:

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Just the authentic frontier gibberish we needed to hear.

.Edward Penischin fucked around with this message at 01:13 on Apr 22, 2015

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Jun 5, 2008


Someone edit it to change the name of the restaurant to "Chick-I-Ran".

.Edward Penischin fucked around with this message at 01:14 on Apr 22, 2015

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Jun 5, 2008




loving amateurs.....
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e: lol. Just now saw the gay rights edit.

.Edward Penischin fucked around with this message at 10:12 on Apr 22, 2015

.Edward Penischin
Jun 5, 2008

Rorus Raz posted:

Cartoons :smug:

1
:flashfap:


I bet he can do a mean pull up.

.Edward Penischin
Jun 5, 2008

Internet Webguy posted:

Everyone knows what happens when the Terminator gets in a room with a bunch of sheep.

A great loving metaphor that's what.

Bill, we'll go the the costume party dressed as dead composers. You'll be Beethoven .
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I'll be Bach!

.Edward Penischin
Jun 5, 2008

majormonotone posted:

If this cartoon featured Obama, Joe Biden, and Harry Reid about to date rape Lady Liberty I imagine it would get significantly less accolades from this thread

Well, there's this...


Oops...meant this....

.Edward Penischin fucked around with this message at 07:30 on Apr 24, 2015

.Edward Penischin
Jun 5, 2008

Something for you all to enjoy...





.Edward Penischin
Jun 5, 2008

Rorus Raz posted:

The Quayle '96 strip got a laugh out of me.

God, he really thought Clinton was doomed, and now I want a fast-foreward to November '96.

See also, November 2004 and November 2012.

.Edward Penischin
Jun 5, 2008


Its like Allie drew this just to troll this thread.

.Edward Penischin
Jun 5, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRCWbFFRpnY

.Edward Penischin fucked around with this message at 03:25 on Apr 25, 2015

.Edward Penischin
Jun 5, 2008

.Edward Penischin posted:

Something for you all to enjoy...









Nsfw non Muir painted nipples http://tinypic.com/r/20jkdww/8


.Edward Penischin
Jun 5, 2008

Alacron posted:

Who said anything about a conspiracy? The United States is not above putting complete morons in office, we elected Reagan twice after all.

You misspelled Baraque HUSSEIN Obummer

.Edward Penischin
Jun 5, 2008

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:



Who knew there were only four MSNBC hosts? The Gaystapo knew, that's who.

Four hosts who are owe taxes, but are most likely on payment plans. Muir thinks having a lien on record means they're not paying at all.

.Edward Penischin
Jun 5, 2008

colonel_korn posted:

It's been going on for much longer than that. Note the date:



I haven't the sentient tri-boob in a while.

.Edward Penischin
Jun 5, 2008

Pththya-lyi posted:

Chris Muir defends his use of a racial slur:





LOL! He's cross checking his comments section with his donation records!

Also whites don't burn or loot (unless their sports team loses )

.Edward Penischin
Jun 5, 2008

colonel_korn posted:

Couple more for the shitpile:




Should Baltimoron be represented by a guy looting a store?

Nah. *draws black guy in a hoodie holding a beer*

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.Edward Penischin
Jun 5, 2008

Funny how fast we forgot Muir's "lawn ape.". He's going to have to drop a full N Bomb to keep up with everyone.

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