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freelop posted:Those microwave mug brownies do work alright so it's probably like that. e. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVf0OMYewcg
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2015 14:31 |
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death .cab for qt posted:Why A pickle brinecicle is like a bullet point list of all the best things you could ask for after physical activity outside. Its frozen to help stabilize core temperature, and its water and electrolytes to replenish those lost by sweating. Don't think, eat the picklecicle for your HEALTH.
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2015 14:45 |
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pentyne posted:Maybe when cooked right, but you know for sandwich meat purposes its dumped into a blender with a fuckload of salt and ammonia then extruded as a paste. Beef hearts aren't a guarantee of good processed meat but its a good sign at least.
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2015 13:21 |
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:"Chocolate Squirrel Topped Cake" Would, but not half in one sitting and I would present it to friends as a poo joke instead of a squirrel.
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2015 15:06 |
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The saddest falafel, but probably the best bet if someone held a gun to my head and said "make ancient weight watchers food"
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2015 03:49 |
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Kakairo posted:I now want savory Starburst.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2015 18:05 |
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ErIog posted:Here's some real content:
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2015 14:06 |
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RareAcumen posted:Why on two fronts 1) Why does this exist 2) Why is it used in food If you ever want to turn an enemy off hard cheese, get some decent hard cheese (the cardboard and salt delivery system of Kraft parmesan might work but ideally you got some real hard cheese). Blindfold your enemy and let them know you've got some bile for them to smell, maybe make some hurling sound effects to really sell it. Make sure they get a good whiff and are gagging before the blindfold comes off and they realise it's been delicious cheese and not bile this whole time. Now they can never have hard cheese without thinking it's bile.
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2015 04:41 |
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PubicMice posted:
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2015 19:43 |
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Did somebody ask how we like our eggs
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 21:51 |
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canis minor posted:The first one must smell like hell. The second one however - why would you make an omelette using what you've pulled out from your vacuum cleaner?
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2015 00:24 |
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Picnic Princess posted:I think you mean genus.
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2015 23:00 |
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Tiggum posted:It's actually very simple. There are only six types of food. e. Is there a crouton ratio where a salad turns from a stew into a sandwich? This classification scheme is really driving me crazy with all the holes in it! zedprime has a new favorite as of 14:07 on Oct 20, 2015 |
# ¿ Oct 20, 2015 13:40 |
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Tiggum posted:Subway always seems to me to have a slightly odd smell to it. The shop itself, I mean, not the sandwiches. Also, I hate having to tell them how to make the sandwich. If I wanted to design my own sandwich I'd make it myself, at home, for half the cost. In my home salad tossing experience, salads with croutons very quickly become salad on croutons. Why is that not a sandwich? Is it because it is a stew of little miniature sandwiches? How do you decide the overriding scale in that example, or the cherpumple? Are we not one big stew (or cake) of Planet Earth? Jambalaya's original example was how to handle cake (sausage) in a stew, but it brings up another issue with chimeras: jambalaya can be served fluid as if a stew, or freestanding, massive, and holding together as if a cake. Is it then necessary to specify if I specifically mean the stew jamba, or the cake jamba? Are there cutoffs in physical properties for when a stew becomes a cake? I feel its important we get to the bottom of this so I know the correct way to make sure any elemental food stuffs do not touch each other on the plate
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2015 03:07 |
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As way of apology for threadshitting, here is what happens when you have no jambalaya rules: This is a nutria if you weren't aware. As part of a Kickstarter campaign some dudes ate a lot of swamp rat.
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2015 03:53 |
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Tiggum posted:It might be all three. Just as a single tree is still a tree even when it's part of a forest, a cake is still a cake when it's part of a stew. Croutons are cake, salad is a stew, a salad with croutons is a stew that contains cake. This isn't complicated.
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2015 14:06 |
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GrandpaPants posted:So is deconstructed a bullshit marketing term like artisanal, except somehow more bullshit since at least I can at least expect a hamburger from an artisanal hamburger?
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2015 18:49 |
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tribbledirigible posted:Hey, we all know what cheap, off brand Choco Tacos lead to: *deconstructed in the pastry chef's GI tract
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2015 23:55 |
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GrandpaPants posted:Is the
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 17:42 |
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I knew a guy at work who explained the brilliance of rabbit is it should always be free. So you could hunt it. Or also look for free rabbit classified listings after Christmas and Easter. You know, when people put pets ads up for readoption because it didn't work out because of kids
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 15:09 |
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Sleeveless posted:The US military shares all of the food technology they develop for MREs with the private sector so that if we ever go to war they'll already be equipped to start churning them out for the war effort, and as a result a lot of processed food is now made with military technology; if you've ever made macaroni and cheese with a powdered cheese mix or put freeze-dried coffee in a mug of hot water then you're basically one step removed from actual military rations. FetusSlapper posted:Is that being cooked in a subwoofer?
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 14:24 |
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Before my eyes resolved what was happening I thought it was a bowl of Fruit Loops in milk.
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2015 20:11 |
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Sous vide eggs on toast are maybe the best thing you can do with eggs. But its impossible to make it look not like an alien took a mucousy poo poo on your breakfast so its the last thing I'd ever publish on the internet, let alone on a paper plate with the shell next to it for some reason.
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2015 14:44 |
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DekeThornton posted:Is that a sous vide egg? Looks like a regular boiled one to me. The white seem to be far too firm for it to be sous vide.
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2015 15:33 |
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Unfinished sous vide pics could feed this thread for a while. I don't have any hot leads on a source though it took a few minutes on google to find this looker:
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2015 15:45 |
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And why sear? People are used to a crunchy surface on roasts, but that's based on real roasting. They're also used to overcooked meat, and that's one thing we want to get rid of. In addition, searing the outside can overcook part of the roast. So, until proof of the contrary, I'm not browning what comes out of the cooker,
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2015 18:26 |
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PCOS Bill posted:"[Friendname] made me dinner!"
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2015 04:53 |
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hackbunny posted:Let's talk carbonara. Carbonara has rules:
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2015 01:33 |
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Stare too long into the burger, and the burger stares back.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2015 14:37 |
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That all seems fairly accurate to the Skyline Chili experience, and could be held up as a paragon of fast food at home.
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2015 15:50 |
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Did somebody say birthday food? Bonus no pizza rules: placenta pizza topping quote:Grind placenta. Saute in 2 tbl. olive oil with 4 garlic cloves, then add 1/4 tsp. fennel, 1/4 tsp. pepper, 1/4 tsp. paprika, 1/4 tsp. salt, 1/2 tsp. oregano, 1/4 tsp. thyme, and 1/4 cup of wine. Allow to stand for 30 minutes, then use with your favorite home made pizza recipe.
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2015 23:14 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I still make "Hobo Surprise" from time to time. Basically its any meat you have, any veggies you have, and any sauce you have all mixed together and cooked in one pan and then thrown on top of either rice or mashed potatoes. It may look like prison food, but it's delicious. Hobo surprise is a can of vienna sausages. Surprise, they are just as awful as they look!
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2015 23:56 |
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I'm not going to say the jelly directly on a breakfast sandwich thing isn't the most popular way to go about it for people grabbing jelly, but if it makes anyone feel better I've seen a fair share of breakfast biscuit sandwich eaters who eat the protein openfaced on one biscuit half and then eat the second biscuit half with the jelly.
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2015 19:47 |
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RareAcumen posted:My first reaction, as someone with bad taste who doesn't like chili was 'Oh that doesn't look too bad.' But then I remembered that it's supposed to be chili and not spaghetti. Good lord that's awful. OwlFancier posted:I looked at and thought "that looks like dull spag bog but I'd eat it?" and then read it was chilli.
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2015 04:56 |
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Danger Mahoney posted:I like chili, but golly it's too spicy. Better replace any real spices with cinnamon, cloves, sugar, and chocolate. The closer to tepid pudding the better. Mmm mm the only thing that could make it better is plain spaghetti noodles.
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2015 05:18 |
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VendaGoat posted:It's also a way to make 1 lb of hamburger a meal for like five people.
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2015 19:32 |
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Wood.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2015 19:49 |
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Videos about button mushroom farming are worse than sausage making tbh and make corn smut look positively delicious by comparison.
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2015 00:09 |
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Wasabi the J posted:Bananas are like the Cincinnati chili of fruit. I have a hard time recalling a fruit that so many people so fiercely defend or despise. Grocery store bananas are usually the cavendish varietal. The old story about it being based on the gros michel varietal is likely post hoc: both cavendish and gros michel contain isoamyl acetate and its a fundamental part of what makes a banana a banana, but taste tests and chemical analysis usually agree than the gros michel has more of it. The gros michel is commonly called extinct, which is also wrong, its just a really rare specialty thing these days.
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2015 21:03 |
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Scathach posted:
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