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du -hast posted:

i still can't loving figure out what the apple watch is for. like what can you do with it. i am being serious. what else does it do?

u can draw a cat or tap someone on the wrist

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THC posted:

the SE is good

the SE are good :eng101:

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Sniep posted:

like, when did a thunderbolt cable sneak up a PC user's rear end and cause them inconvenience.
text me

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Smythe posted:

I got a skin for you *hands over bloody chunk of distended anus from the shower* YOSPOS Bitch!



did I just blow your mind with multiple levels of relevancy? :cool:

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triple sulk posted:

Oh god, how do I make that smaller.

That's just the right size :wiggle:

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BONGHITZ posted:

never trust a chinese product
Incorrect!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbPWitSTe2k&t=5m06s

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lol reading this on a bad tv screen as a monitor, never noticed how much 'Safari' looks like 'Satan'

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ArmZ posted:

how much should it bend?

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https://twitter.com/markov_polov/status/740778557455106048

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ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ raise your dongles ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

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Endless Mike posted:

unless they have it sticking out the side, the chin would be comically long

why the long case?

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ipad hueg is a fantastic bit of kit, but unless you can justify blowing nearly a thousand quid on a content consumption device you don't need it.

you'll never use it for 'office work', Surface p. much holds all those cards.

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I got finger abs, or 'fabs', from scrolling this page.

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mods pls change thread title :ohdear:

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officially proven; timb reads this thread

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shit wizard dad

tomb cock

my sexy Halloween costume

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Stymie posted:

having the screen obscured by gripping it in any way
a return to the oldschool 'Just avoid holding it that way.'

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also apple lol: looked on the Apple Store site for the USB connector dongle, saw the hunchback battery pack that I prev. thought was a joke render someone had posted for laffs :eyepop:

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Smythe posted:

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

attn: Smythe



look out she is coming for u

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Smythe posted:

lets get this ported to the Occulus!!!

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combo watch and pill-case, Apple win again.

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I might dig out the gorilla mask that originally went with my Robot Monster costume and find a child mannequin to drag round by one leg for Halloween. maybe get a big tee printed up

DON'T SHOOT

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Pinterest Mom posted:

idk why people are mad, apple is shipping a $49 adapter that lets you use legacy earphones while charging


yeah, odds on that any 3rd party battery case released will have something like this built in.

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lol these guys will be gently caress goddamn it

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/turn-your-iphone-into-a-smart-ruler#/

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Mr SuperAwesome posted:

doesn't plex do this too?

curious for when i am eventually unlazy enough to a) buy the new apple tv b) set it up with my linux isos and c) use it; so c u in 2020 i guess

Plex is Good, I have it running on my Asustor 16TB NAS and it does everything I ask of it.

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I run the PLEX client on an Amazon TV stick and it does perfectly well, the stick itself is a bit slow to wake up from sleep when you first switch on, but for as cheap as it was I can't argue.

About the only annoyance with PLEX is that the PC/WIn client is either a crappy Win8 style paid-for app, or a free 'Media Center' app that has zero mouse control / keyboard only.

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The Management posted:

I'll rent a movie for $5 but lol at paying $30 for a season of TV

speaking of which does plex still want you to pay a subscription for managing your linux isos?

nope, almost all the core functionality is free on the server side - the premium pass stuff is mostly fluff on top now.

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drat the lomarf car gonna go fast

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glutenus maximus

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triple sulk posted:

hissgate is a real thing

leave me in peace lads

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infernal machines posted:

a stylized graphic of a smiling infant beams at you from your iphone screen as your baby turns deep purple several feet away in their crib

I was Lazy; It was a Black Night, I didn't reach my Child In Time and now I have a Strange Kind Of Woman

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lomarf, Mac Pro price increased by £500 overnight.

Brexit is good because.

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lol someone needs to hack Tims next keynote PowerPoint to have the Looney Tunes closing music on the last slide.

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maniacdevnull posted:

Lol if ur barber isn't a sassy man with big boobs

:o:

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A Buff Gay Dude posted:

someone should make clip on extenders for the bottom of the Airpods that hold them together and let you physically tether them to your iPhone.

agreed, they could run Apples most successful ever marketing campaign with it

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Maximo Roboto posted:

But sure, buy up '80s Sony
the triumphant return of brushed aluminium skeuomorphism

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Boiled Water posted:

that seems arbitrary and archaic, why not accept a fax?

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Stymie posted:

tim is winding up for the dump now that the pump is complete

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iTunes: The Downward Spiral

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graph posted:

cremnob will return in 2028

/orchestral stings, bond theme plays

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