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Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Dango Bango posted:

I remember a news article about gambling problems featuring a guy who bet over/under on the forecasted high temp for the day :psyduck:

All that matters in this sort of underground gambling is that the result is easy to confirm and impossible to rig, the thing being bet on is meaningless

E: look up the history of numbers games if you're interested. You'd be surprised at the amount of creativity that has gone into coming up with 'random' numbers for gambling

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Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
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chitoryu12 posted:

The actual issue behind channels like Vet Ranch and Demolition Ranch getting labeled as restricted is that YouTube has been putting a lot of videos on their restricted list after changing their algorithm in the past few weeks. Gun channels are some of the most vocal recent ones to get hit, but they've also noticeably restricted a lot of benign LGBT videos and pro wrestling videos. When the videos get put on restricted, they don't appear if you turn on restricted mode on your account (like if there's a kid browsing YouTube) and thus the videos get less views and therefore less ad revenue. Smaller channels can suffer greatly from this kind of thing.

Unless it was changed recently doesn't restricting a video prevent the owner from collecting any ad revenue from it at all?

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Paladinus posted:

On one hand, it's terrible that the kid had to go through all this. On the other hand, he looks a bit like Chris Evans (the presenter), so...

Abusive parents will often dress their kid like Chris Evans as a way of avoiding feelings of guilt

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Gorilla Salad posted:

Trump frogets where he is in the middle of a press briefing:

https://twitter.com/pacelattin/status/867949635028959232

At this point it seems like a race between Trump's corruption and senility over what's gonna end up bringing him down

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Jabor posted:

The guy who got sprayed was being pretty aggressive and argumentative. He makes a pretty big showing off calling the cops (and keeps asking his girlfriend to check that they're actually on the way), at which point why not just wait for them outside? It's not like the shop is going anywhere.

I imagine he was more concerned about his laptop disappearing than the shop

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
Yeah it really should be emphasised that if anyone had gone down that they would have died. Like literally zero chance of survival

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
https://twitter.com/ronanburtenshaw/status/872995859574788097

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Lol are they really calling the kids cucks as they're literally running away from them?

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
https://twitter.com/GoodwinMJ/status/868562780990959621

https://twitter.com/GoodwinMJ/status/873242860467912705

E; the best part of Lord Buckethead is nobody has a clue whether or not it's the same guy each time

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Seems like the sort of thing that would happen pretty regularly. Both going to the same place at the same time, parking space is limited and assholes are common

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:

good to know your absolute position on all forms of sexual assault.

That was really clunky

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
The UK is the schadenfreude capital of the world

Brexit: Leave voter realises his fruit farm empire faces ruin without EU migrant workers

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

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The UK already has it's own version of legalized slavery in the Work Programme. I don't know if it is big enough to fully replace migrant labour though. I doubt it

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

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Paul Ryan once wrote a plan to privatize social security that would have actually nationalized the entire US economy

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

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Not to mention their heroic stand against worker protection laws

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

funmanguy posted:

Well whatever you do, don't offer helpful alternatives to clear any misinformation. Just be real angry at everything.

He managed to do both those things

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
Talking about guns

https://twitter.com/teamtrace/status/890002514543857664

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Zipperelli. posted:

Schadenfreude for people in Texas who spent tons of money on hurricane prep: Harvey has been downgraded to Cat 1, and is expected to be downgraded again here soon.

I know people have already dunked on this a lot but god drat

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

SpacePig posted:

Is this some sort of persecution complex thing and it ends up he actually is a neo-nazi?

He cut himself and invented a story about being attacked by antifa. Dudes 100% a nazi

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

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time to try this puppy out

SpacePig posted:

e: Also, of at least minor significance: all of the ones you posted were planned and forethought things. The one posted earlier was a guy who managed to stab himself by mistake, and then decided he would not only post about it on Facebook in the moment, but also blame somebody else for it.

That is his current story, yes

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
Last year the UK government introduced legislation trying to ban all legal highs- a law criticised by many as being completely unworkable. The government have just fought their first cases against people pleading not guilty

'Legal high' review after laughing gas cases collapse

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
Oh yeah. Also the Conservatives launched their new youth movement

https://twitter.com/WikiGuido/status/902840617058926592

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

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time to try this puppy out

Josef bugman posted:

https://itsgoingdown.org/big-trouble-in-little-nazi-town/

The alt-right is turning on itself and stabbing each other. It's just wonderful.

"Goy Story" is a great pun

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Mu Zeta posted:

https://www.theverge.com/2017/9/14/16308138/apple-safari-11-advertiser-groups-cookie-tracking-letter

:smug:

Advertisers are angry at Apple because Safari is going to block third party ad tracking. They are imposing a 24 hour limit on ads that follow you around the web, like when you buy shoes at Amazon and then ads keep showing you shoes in other websites. Apple is also blocking auto-play videos. Hopefully Google and others follow them.

“Blocking cookies in this manner will drive a wedge between brands and their customers, and it will make advertising more generic and less timely and useful,” - ad exec shitlord

Google makes a big chunk of their money from those sorts of ads so i doubt it

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Teddybear posted:

She's a DACA recipient and made a video describing the process and what it meant to her. That's how she came to this chucklefuck's attention.

So his plan was to report someone who was already registered with the US government? Sounds like a smart fella

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

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time to try this puppy out

Atmus posted:

He was expelled for harassing her on social media, not because he was trying to get her deported, right?


quote:

The girl he harassed, Paola Garcia, has made a video describing what she went through. She was sent abusive messages like, “I can’t wait till your f****** c*** rear end is gone,” “You and your n***** boyfriend need to leave” and “Hope you enjoy your visit back to the dirt floors of your homeland, stinky rear end.”

Gonna say the harassment probably had something to do with it

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

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time to try this puppy out
Could it be that trump is terrible at his job? Nah, must be witchcraft

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

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time to try this puppy out

Phanatic posted:

He said "NHS" which means the UK.

It's also definitely bullshit. The papers have run stories on ambulances that have been delayed by a few hours, a multiple-day delay would have been a major scandal

E:also this is apparently someone who waited three days for an ambulance rather than take a taxi to a hospital that wouldn't be more than a couple of miles away

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Gum
Mar 9, 2008

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Dillbag posted:

did you just post your personal phone number on the internet?

Thread delivers

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

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time to try this puppy out

No that's pretty much how America is seen by the rest of the world

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

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time to try this puppy out
One day I'm gonna play stalker just to see how the gently caress they turned that movie into a video game

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

I don't think that part happened in the film

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

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time to try this puppy out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf07uIOWw7U

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

ewe2 posted:

Can you stamp your foot harder, I like a good tantrum.

A burn isn't a tantrum

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
Also because the allegations include attempted rape

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Randaconda posted:

Wait, the prosecution can appeal a guilty verdict because the sentence was too light?

That sounds weird as gently caress to my American ears. :randstare:

American prosecutors can do the same thing

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Randaconda posted:

Yeah, the defense can do that here, as well, just never heard of the prosecution doing it.

oooh, wait, found a quote.

"Yes, the sentence can be appealed but not because the judge gave you a lighter sentence. There has to be some legal basis, such as the sentence is illegal because the judge didn't follow a specific statute. Accordingly, it is rare for the prosecution to file an appeal. It is very rare for the appellate court to resentence a defendant. It is likely that if the appellate court agrees with the prosecution then the appellate court will send the case back to the judge with instructions to consider the statutes he missed. If the trial judge errors again, then I've seen the appellate court resentence the defendant."


So basically the judge has to make an error in sentencing, not just because the State thinks the sentence is too light.

AFAIK that's true in any jurisdiction where a prosecutor can appeal a sentence

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Phanatic posted:

No, they can't. The state can't appeal just because a sentence was too light. There has to be some legal dispute at issue. Like, a prosecutor could appeal a sentence if there's something like a mandatory minimum which the sentencing judge ignored.

Isn't this exactly what happened here?

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

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time to try this puppy out

Aerdan posted:

They were talking about US law. The case that started this derail is South African.

That's my point

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Gum
Mar 9, 2008

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GrandpaPants posted:

The Washington Post caught James O Keefe's lovely organization trying to leak fake news to the Washington Post: https://www.washingtonpost.com/inve...m=.09351110c06f

This is def worth the click btw

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