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Wizard Master posted:A Bad Post boo this man
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2015 10:39 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 08:56 |
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KoRMaK posted:real loss of an opportunity here. [img-loss.jpg]
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2015 03:24 |
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Scarf posted:
I have the strangest feeling of déjà v
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2015 15:22 |
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ayn rand hand job posted:here is a cake that involved nothing going soul crushingly wrong for the kid and is turning 25
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2015 23:15 |
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Bip Roberts posted:Argon, helium, hydrogen, which on is different than the others? Argon, because it starts with A. Those two morons in the gif (pronounced "jiff") were probably filling an empty balloon with butane from a cigarette lighter.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2015 05:37 |
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Scoodentootle thread: faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttttt
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2015 13:37 |
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Parkingtigers posted:And that brother was Einstein. Whom he then married.
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2015 12:24 |
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KittenofDoom posted:A bit long, but cathartic as gently caress for me (names changed to characters from The Office): "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS"
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2015 12:13 |
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Nuebot posted:Truly the greatest thing about being an uncle is buying your niece loud poo poo like child-sized drumsets that drive your sibling and in-law up the wall while their kid thinks you're the best relative ever.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2015 23:18 |
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Birb Katter posted:We drove around town stealing street signs that were teachers names and then sunk a pole in the ground so they could all be pointing towards the toilet. You kids have no class or imagination. Most of the stuff on the last couple pages has been stdh.txt including yours, so I wouldn't worry about it too much, Grandpa.
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2015 15:18 |
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kalstrams posted:I agree in that most often I hear about performance art when someone smears their poo poo over the floor or nails their nutsack to a pavement. I hope you heard the Bugle episode on that exact topic, because it was one of their finest. vvvvvvvvvvvv click me Weatherman has a new favorite as of 13:14 on Nov 15, 2015 |
# ¿ Nov 15, 2015 13:10 |
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DocCynical posted:It wasn't because he took two stalls, it was because he parked super close to the video guys Porche 911 even though there was tons of room elsewhere. A metre and a half counts as "super close"? What the gently caress kind of personal space issues do you guys have? Are you culturally obligated to scatter far and wide through the car park to prove that you're an individual free spirit who no one can tread on or something? Also the video/idea wasn't even funny, Porsche guy is calling the kettle black with his small penis issues, etc.
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# ¿ Nov 23, 2015 03:40 |
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:A friend of my mom had a kid die from attempting to moon someone while in a car (this was years ago, not like last week). He apparently stuck his rear end out the window too far and the car got too close to the bridge and the metal pipe or bridge support or something just sort of snatched him out the window. stdh.txt
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2015 08:04 |
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wayfinder posted:Look u*faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart*
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2015 01:06 |
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Malachi Constant posted:Cause some teenagers think atheism or disgust with religion is a hipster affectation, don't'cha know. Right up there with "I was into X before X became cool.". I mean it's not like people have actual experiences of living with the consequences of being in a religiously dominated culture, it's all just "gently caress you, dad" stuff. oh man i almost cut myself on this post
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2015 12:54 |
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XYZ posted:Gentleman, the F35!
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2015 10:28 |
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2015 11:16 |
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Takoluka posted:The idol industry is pretty different these days. The Minegishi scandal was how many years ago? Two, maybe three? someone needs to lay off the jav because their memory's going
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2015 08:58 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Ethnic man gives free luggage samples to strangers lol out loud
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2015 12:04 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:I generally like to consult my moral sphygmomanometer in matters of choice and ethics. I tried that, but found my moral hygrometer to produce more useful results.
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2015 10:11 |
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Can't you guys trade them for a family of Syrian refugees or something? e: a shameful snype
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2015 13:39 |
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Depends. How much did he tip the wait staff at his last meal out?
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2016 10:01 |
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MisterBibs posted:My only strong opinion on sex workers is that I will never call em 'sex workers', since the English language has words like "hooker" or "stripper" or "porn massive air quote star endquote". Whoa there man, I jsut about cut myself on this post Weatherman has a new favorite as of 10:55 on Jan 9, 2016 |
# ¿ Jan 9, 2016 10:52 |
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mostlygray posted:I concur. I normally don't get into pet discussions and I try not to derail but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOeHGOchts8 How about instead of apologising for reopening the derail after it finally went away, you just delete this post? Or cut/paste it to Pet Island or something?
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2016 23:05 |
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I was hoping someone would have snuck a bottle of mower fuel or engine-cleaning solvent into that stupid shrine they showed on the autoplayed video, but alas it was not to be.
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2016 23:18 |
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KoRMaK posted:lol and how did it affect your mood and drive? I would think it would make your edgy and probbaly not do as fun stuff as normal Eh if he gets a brain infection that's on his head gently caress people walking around with stinky rotten-teeth breath though. That's gotta be one of the most gag-inducing smells in the world
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2016 10:01 |
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ayn rand hand job posted:Young super pushed UFC fighter does something really goddamn stupid and taps in the weakest loving submission Why does the dude in the white shorts have a swarm of bees on his face? AlphaKretin posted:Another minor personal moment: Fumbling back from a midnight toilet trip in the dark, I went straight past my bedroom door and smashed straight into the wall, waking the house and hurting like hell.
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2016 00:36 |
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Centripetal Horse posted:This one's on me. source your quotes
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2016 05:14 |
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THE SCHADENFREUDE IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE THREAD e: not you dex, the whiny apple posts
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2016 00:33 |
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Magres posted:Cloud to Butt continues to be amazing Apparently I'm supposed to tell you to choke on your prolapsed GE Cafe level anus?
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2016 00:39 |
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cyberia posted:He's on a hoverboard, I think. When he bends down to pick up the tray he loses his balance and the result is what you see in the gif. I don't think so. His arms seem almost spring-loaded, the speed at which he smashes that tray into his face, and his legs and feet don't move at all until well after his fast food bukkake.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2016 13:39 |
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vvvvvv it's better than seeing farouk's posts everywhere when people take the bait and respond. Use your ignore lists, people Weatherman has a new favorite as of 10:56 on Feb 29, 2016 |
# ¿ Feb 29, 2016 10:48 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:Funnily enough Ted Cruz was, unlike Barack Hussein Obama, not born in the United States of America. Ahem, that's RAFAEL Edward Cruz, tyvm.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2016 23:27 |
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Munnin The Crab posted:Good dogge
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2016 09:59 |
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You are poo poo. The poo poo is you. (Wizard Master I mean, not the people in the picture.)
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2016 03:45 |
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Jastiger posted:I don't think Eagles talons lock like a ratchet. A more apt comparison would be the jaws of a pit bull, and how they latch shut and are stronger than all over dogs jaws. [img-timeline]
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# ¿ Mar 11, 2016 23:49 |
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BUT MAH RIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTS!!!
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2016 04:23 |
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Memento posted:I hired one for my 87 year old grandmother a few months ago and they had a refundable $100 deposit, and no actual charge. It's not that hard. First thing I thought after the guy's "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggh" and the driver getting out was "guess he'd better put him out of his misery". Then I saw the driver get the pistol out of his coat. But it was a cellphone, not a pistol
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2016 10:19 |
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E: nm
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2016 23:34 |
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Testekill posted:Cockatoos (and Galahs, Correlas and other related birds) have incredibly strong beaks and incredibly short attention spans. They will just destory everything if you're not keeping a close eye on them Eh, serves the owners right for building the roof out of styrofoam.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2016 14:45 |