Outrail posted:

From the sound of most of the stories he's not the one doing the sexual harassing.

Improbable Lobster posted:

buzzfeed hamilton slack

cyberia posted:

C'mon, it was right there.

Saint Drogo posted:

dude seems extremely defensive about liking anime.

Alaois posted:

can we get a ban on Noni quotes in here because seriously, gently caress that

Alaois posted:

see, that's a long quote worth reading

Improbable Lobster posted:

No you couldn't, gently caress off

Pun chains should be punishable by permaban, they are the worst thing that tedious shitheads post.

Improbable Lobster posted:

Eat my rear end, fucko

FactsAreUseless posted:

Guys I just thought of a really good one what if um, what if you were doing a jack-o'-lantern, doing a jack-o'-lantern on, uh, Halloween, and you had a big pumpkin, a really big one, and it was like, too big to scoop it out on your own, so, okay, so keep following this, right, what if there was a store, a Halloween store that just scooped out the insides of pumpkins, all the seeds and pulp and stuff, and it uh, you could take the pumpkin there, in your car, whatever kind of car, you could take the big pumpkin and say to the guy - or the girl, okay, the store could have girls, yeah, Maurice, you don't have to start, I know, the store could have girls, okay - you could say to the guy that you want to have a jack-o'-lantern instead of a pumpkin, or that is you want the pumpkin to be turned into a jack-o'-lantern, but the guy doesn't have to carve the eyes and mouth and stuff, you can do that part, but he needs to scoop out all the insides because the pumpkin is so big, and the guy would be like, here's our fee scale, because they probably don't do a sliding income, uh, you know a sliding income thing, it's probably just based on weight or, um, yeah, maybe a per-hour fee or something, maybe he could give you a quote, I don't know, but you might look at it and be like, wow, the price of scooping is so high, the uh, another way to say that would be the cost of hollowing, or uh, I guess that would be the hollow, uh, I mean does that work, does that fit with what we're all doing?

FactsAreUseless posted:

Gold that has its atomic origins in the fusion of a star, as I recall.

Karate Bastard posted:

Haha nobody will Trump that

Crocoswine posted:

Pick posted:

It's necessary to the string. Mine is not the first or last post in the string but they are transitions.

chernobyl kinsman posted:

pick please obey the rules of decorum known only to me here in the funny forums quotes thread

Last Chance posted:

mobby_6kl posted:

Last chance, guys!

Those aren't pics of me

El Gallinero Gros posted:

This just reminds me of the whole "Goons try to help people who won't listen" analogy that takes place in a well.

Trig Discipline posted:

wow, it's like poetry except i'm actually enjoying it

Powaqoatse posted:

flakeloaf posted:

Some of them fled, although they had been trained to cope with just such an unthinkable eventuality. The deaf-hearing face twitched and quivered. Claw hands beat and twisted and danced on the air; abruptly they descended and the thing that had been his son began to claw at its ears. "Louder than you think, Dad!" it cackled. "Louder than you think! Held my tongue when they gave out the earplugs! Wanted to hear! I heard! I heard! Louder than you think!"

fruit on the bottom posted:

Many of the posters in the negrotown thread if you'd like me to be specific.

Chitin posted:

KillerJunglist posted:

*Yakkity Sax plays at half speed in a minor key*

Len posted:

I remember that time there was a no puns rule. Why can't that be a thing again?

Das Boo posted:

I knew a man named Dick Peck. He was an awful pervert who at one party, groped my sister, her friend and a middle-aged father of three.

Paladinus posted:

I get and appreciate this reference.

Keru posted:

I'd be down to watch Blart Underwood, GOP COP

SiKboy posted:

I've taken it three times and every time I get "person who doesnt care what other goons got on a dumb online quiz".

SiKboy posted:

Probably right. Tests inaccurate, so no point filling the next page and a half with "I got 60% chickenfucker!" posts, right? Unless you are compiling another spreadsheet of goon usernames and fetishes, in which case I apologise for interfering with your research.

Olaf The Stout posted:

If you're smoking out of a pipe, you're inhaling butane from the lighter. I would think with a laser as your heating element, you wouldn't get any byproduct in your smoke.

I've seen a dab rig where you put the dab in a glass bowl, then take a blowtorch and heat a glass dowel, then use the heated dowel to smash the dab rather like a mortar and pestle. Cleanest, purest hit I've ever had in my life no contest.

Super Soaker Party! posted:

The worst part was he only needed 4 more coins to reach 100.

Barudak posted:

Only someone morally inept would sail a skinship because thats measured in knots

jonsicoli posted:

Counterpoint:

(From Skyrim or something, not Starbound)

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Wow.

Qwopulation.

Haifisch posted:

Jerry Cotton posted:

Why is a 13-year-old boy at University?

AlbieQuirky posted:

Doogie Howser, MRA

Solice Kirsk posted:

Ugh, musicians that play shows on their own birthdays are the worst. Almost as bad as having their own band play their own wedding.

Solice Kirsk posted:

I worded it poorly. Playing a show on your birthday is fine. Playing a show for your birthday is stupid. Big difference, and I realize I didn't get that point across the first time.

Krankenstyle posted:

Ariong posted:

I’m going to need someone to explain this one.

Somfin posted:

Every horrible thing on the internet started with an SA meme escaping containment.

This is not a place of honour, y'all

E: QAnon can be traced back to SA banning discussion of anime. We are radioactive horrors.