World War Mammories posted:

the difference is that koalas march is a grifter with sock puppets whereas prester jane is essentially correct about almost everything she opines upon and to my knowledge hasn’t stolen anything

Bismuth posted:

Big furry buttholes have been around much longer than the 2010s, it originated in (human) bara porn (80s, 90s?) where every muscle is big including the sphincter. It migrated into bara furries from there around the early 00s, starting out with just accentuating the ring a little, sometimes you see people with kinda meaty buttholes in porn so I think they got it from that. The real DOUGHNUT holes started from horse furries though, since horses IRL have kinda doughnutty bholes, and they just pumped that up to 11 like all fetish people do. I think it got especially widespread during the brony years. Trust me if its supposed to be prolapsed you'll fuckin know it. You can kind of see the inspiration if you look at pics of goatse or somebody into stretching when they're just loose/relaxed, because they kinda have that thick ring of muscle, then just put it through the same mental process that gives you inflation and you get big innertube assholes.

Now, if you want to see an art style so gross that your mind will collapse in on itself and rattle around your skull like a little dried up peppercorn just GIS 'nezunezu furry' or 'nezunezu prolapse' or something along those lines.

Sitting Here posted:

As a seattleite here is what I do to umbrellas. I see an umbrella and I instantly see red. I mean it offends the gently caress out of me. I see that umbrella and then suddenly i am AT that umbrella, taking it out of the hands of the unseattle imbecile and admonishing them to just wear a hoodie bro in one smooth motion. I take that umbrella and i snap it into little pieces and then I throw it on the ground and piss on its pathetic remains screaming HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS RAIN YOU LITTLE BITCH go sonics

that's how seattle i am

Solice Kirsk posted:

Time line's all messed up....doesn't make sense. No one seems to know who came first.

Push El Burrito posted:

When I was a little tiny boy I thought jacking off meant prancing around like the guys pretending to ride horses on Holy Grail and so I was doing that around the neighborhood and a neighbor lady asked me what I was doing and I said "jacking off" and kept on trucking.

zedprime posted:

Next level realization I wish I never made: that knight dick is made to go into a horse

vyelkin posted:

He was a gamer boy
She said see ya later boy
We live in a
So-ci-e-ty

EorayMel posted:

Splicer posted:

https://youtu.be/tnSBIr0Yfhk?t=49

Solice Kirsk posted:

What's the list of people that are universally loved? Fred Rogers, Weird Al, LeVar Burton. I'm sure there's more, but that's all I can think of at the moment.

Paladinus posted:

Your mum. She's a good woman.

TK-42-1 posted:

It’s true. I love her daily.

flavor.flv posted:

And I, nightly

uber_stoat posted:

this garbage looks like a cut scene from a ps2 game. who is this even meant for.

gradenko_2000 posted:

very cool that Blizzard is releasing Diablo 2 patch 1.15 with an additional Act

Some Goon posted:

Phuzun posted:

https://i.imgur.com/6ZprK02.gifv

Woops

jetz0r posted:

Huffing solvents and smoking?

Dip Viscous posted:

WHAT!?

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

HUFFING SOLVENTS AND SMOKING

Friend posted:

On the subject of people who wear shorts in cold weather:

NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

My personal rule is that if a wad has a narrative then I play continuous. If a wad only becomes a challenge if I pretend Doomguy throws his whole arsenal in the trash every time he hears the intermission music, that's a failure by the author.

Stuff that's clearly a set of one off encounters or which explicitly requests pistol starts, like MSCP, gets pistol starts.

treat posted:

So you're saying you play Doom... for the story?

EorayMel posted:

some funny rear end poo poo(computers)

axolotl farmer posted:

Donut filler or stigmata machine?

https://i.imgur.com/8F8x27q.mp4

Queadlunn posted:

"Hans, why did you design the machine so the needles are pupil-width apart and the actuating levers are were someone could be putting their hands if they're falling towards it?"

"..."

GreyjoyBastard posted:

where we're going, we need eyes full of delicious apricot filling to see

3D Megadoodoo posted:

OK I really don't understand the internet anymore.


[video type="youtube"]/shorts/BMGwfWgUaXI?feature=share[/video]

The Bloop posted:

Y'all act like you've never seen a wight person before

symbolic posted:

i'd call your posts toothless but that might attract Cyrano

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

NOAA employee: oh hey u guys are back early

Exxon: ocean's burning

NOAA employee: what?

Exxon: *loading super soaker and getting back on ship* ocean's burning

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

Again, I’m agreeing with you: Ripley’s head should have slammed into the window, because we are presuming extreme acceleration.

Because it is impossible for presumptions to ever be wrong, the fact that the film doesn’t match our presumption means that Ripley must have been transported to some sort of dream realm at the moment she pressed the button.

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