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LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Mods aren't so sure about keeping this thread around, so if you want it to live you might want to tone it down a little, LoB.

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LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

:cheers:

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

I'm really digging this insane overreaction.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Oh good, my first encounter with human garbage on Facebook that isn't related to politics

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

MizPiz posted:

I thought it was "Rape is awful and I literally hope that it happens to you because you changed your mind about having sex with me!!!!1"

Phone posting so I can't tell what the comic's actually about.

It's this one!



Because any woman would ruin any man's life given the chance!

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

I sort of wish there was a way to search Facebook posts using that edit as the keyword.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

that website posted:

Neville Longbottom: Neville means "new town." Longbottom is a comical name, perhaps suggesting this bumbling student is chubby or has a "long bottom" that trips him up.

:allears:

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

The afternoon I kept scrolling past people sharing an article called "7 things Hillary Clinton has in common with your abuela," which I assumed was a clickhole/onion parody article, until somebody mentioned the #notmyabuela hashtag and I realized it was a real thing on Hillary's campaign site.

quote:

She reacts this way when people le faltan el respeto …

https://www.hillaryclinton.com/feed/8-ways-hillary-clinton-just-your-abuela/

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

He's a trooper.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in


Rein it in a bit my friend

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Lottery of Babylon posted:

Not having to take care of an adult-chil, errr, I mean being a supportive boyfriend makes my favorite hobby so much easier.

The verb tense makes it sound like he's saying that being a supportive boyfriend (to a woman that is not an "adult-child") is making his hobby easier and I was a little confused by this sentence at first. Then I read the rest of it and decided that the misleading grammar is the least of his problems.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Fathis Munk posted:

Also :laffo: at the discussion about the sense of "discovered a restaurant"

What about saying you found a restaurant? Is that okay? Please respond

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Oh are we sharing IoSM jokes now? This got a laugh from me earlier



The person who shared it seemed to do so without a shred of irony, so there's that.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in



haha, cute :) obvious parody, right? let's go to the comments:






...oh

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

EL BROMANCE posted:

I guess it's an obvious parody (and not a particularly funny one) if you've seen the original image. If not, it looks just as dumb.

Most of the top-rated comments were explaining the joke, but yeah that's a good point v:shobon:v

LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 00:46 on Jan 16, 2016

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

CommonShore posted:

ok, I know this is gimmick post but I need to know more about this

Evidently AC units are set based on the metabolism of a 40 y/o male, meaning they tend to be a few degrees too cold for most women's comfort.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/11780469/Women-shiver-at-work-in-sexist-air-conditioning.html

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LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in



:jerkbag:

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

"I've given you the response you deserve" hahahah

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in



tswizzle, the darkest nigga eva

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in


There are any number of problems here but right now I'm pretty concerned about Red's shoddy memory.



Since the names are covered for privacy you'll just have to trust me, it's the same person. :v:

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Frighteningly authentic.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally (math order of operations) -> -17

It's -13, isn't it? Or is that the joke :saddowns:

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

3-3x6+2
3-18+2
3-20
-17

:jerky:

TinTower posted:

PEMDAS arguments are as stupid as plane on a treadmill or 0.99999…=1 arguments.

You don't do subtraction after addition, you do it in the same step in a left-associative manner.
Yeah, I learned it as addition/subtraction in a left -> right manner, not addition and then subtraction always. Which for me makes it

3-3x6+2
3-18+2
3-18= -15
-15+2= -13

I hate math.
e: also sorry for contributing to the derail but I have to know

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

TinTower posted:

Subtraction is literally the inverse of addition. So like the poster above said, it's 3 + (-18) + 2.

okay cool I did it sort of :toot:

e: take that, numbers

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LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Fashionable Jorts posted:

The joke here is the easiest way to poo poo up a SA thread, much like a facebook page, is to post a simple math problem.

Okay I have content:





The people in the second two are all in their 20s, which astonishes me. You're not old enough to be this angry.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Ease up on the walls of text a bit LoB. That said,

Lottery of Babylon posted:

Lets look at the cuckold fetish.

:laffo:

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

EL BROMANCE posted:

It just amused me that the dude has been told a dozen times to cut it and he'll just ignore it again.

In fairness I don't want him to cut it out, I like his posts :allears: I just like them more when they aren't 1300+ words at a time.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Fashionable Jorts posted:

I just mean the Dr. part. I don't think they've ever been called anything other than "Beats by Dre"

That was my favorite part too.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Poor Tesla. If he'd been born a hundred years later we could have hooked a brother up.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

for the record I really liked the LoB title. :mad:

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in



Maybe it's because I just woke up but I can't really tell if this is pro- or anti-Trump. :confused:

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Aesop Poprock posted:

They're calling the protests debauchery so they're pro trump. It does read like a person trying to get angry while they're on painkillers though

Kit Walker posted:

I've heard it was the pro-Trump group that was getting violent so lol. But I guess we'll see how the media portrays it

:sigh:

Here's some more from the same guy, because he turned 30 a few months ago and so his KIDS THESE DAYS rants on my feed are making me a tiny bit crazy.



LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

salad vs burrito guy, the sequel.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Happy St Patrick's Day!



Also, guess how Irish this guy is!
Answer: not Irish.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Here's a double dose of dumb



Also I saved this as imperfectbody.png and realized that if you split it up... imperfect... becomes i'm perfect...

#whoa #loveyourself #socool #imperfectbodies #makesyouthink

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Subjunctive posted:

Red is all over the loving place in that thread.

no kidding :psyduck:

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

I feel like a bad person for laughing.

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