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Your Computer posted:I thought the whole "manlet" and "discrimination against short guys" thing was just a thing 4chan made up to make themselves feel better about mocking fat girls. Like, the tweets and stuff I've seen talking about how disgusting short guys are have pretty clearly been trolls, but they proceed to use it as evidence that they're actually the ones being looked down on. Being short is like balding: 90% of the time the people who complain about it are getting poo poo on because of the massive chip on their shoulder rather than the condition itself.
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FreudianSlippers posted:I don't think people get the Islamic ban on pork. It's the exact same thing as kosher. You aren't supposed to eat it unless you're starving but eating it isn't some grievous mega-sin that excommunicates you or something like that. Muslims are also supposed to avoid eating donkey, whale, shellfish, wolf, scorpions, monkeys, turtles, elephants, bats, dogs, bears, and a bunch of other animals but you never see any memes about shooting Muslims with bear blood infused bullets. The real question is when is ISIS going to get with the program and start force-feeding Christians beef on Good Friday.
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Elderbean posted:Holy poo poo, this is nothing but anecdotes. I've never wanted to flip someone off while chanting "Moon Unit Zappa" before, yet here we are.
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trapped mouse posted:I forget if it was brought up in this thread or not, but somewhere on the internet they do a best game ever poll (I think GameFAQs), and it's pretty boring because basically every year Final Fantasy 7 or Ocarina of Time wins, because these people can't see past their own nostalgia. But last year, it came down between Ocarina of Time and Undertale. Surprise, Undertale wins! Cue massive amounts of nerdrage that the game that wins every year DIDN'T win this year and the implication that no new games should be allowed to win because things were just better in the past. And it basically seems like a lot of people vote for certain games not because it's what they actually personally prefer, but it's what they're told is the "right" answer, and when a lot of people choose the "wrong" answer, it confuses and irritates them to no end. I'd love to see the nerdrage myself, I'm just not sure where to find it. The best thing about this is that UT is basically 8-bit retro aesthetic: the game, which should be right up these people's alley, and still they screech.
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"Woke Minority Who Speaks Out Against Their Own Equality Movement" is practically an advice animal meme on imgur.
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bean_shadow posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rSDUsMwakI "According to this youtube I found of a comedian, people (mostly the people I dislike) are so stupid that they get their information from inappropriate sources." (Like, gently caress Trump and John Oliver is amusing in small doses, but your chops are kinda asking to be busted on this one.)
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Dreddout posted:
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Please remember that as this is a product of Australia, the word 'oval office' is not so much a swear word as it is punctuation down here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af7LwnA913g
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Here is an adorable video of a little girl being given an unexpected puppy and her ensuing total emotional meltdown as she literally bawls with joy and the love she feels for lil' pupper, and her parents for doing this for her. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpl1fP_1fOw Don't read youtube comments.
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Terrible Opinions posted:Yeah I don't quite get it. I make more than 15/hr built not a huge amount more. So if minimum wage was increased to 15/hr I'd just immediately argue to my boss that I should get a significant raise due to working in a field that requires significant experience and education above and beyond an entry level job. Presumably people opposed to the minimum wage hike either make so much more than the minimum that this argument could not be used, or have so little faith in their own skills or their company's morals that they don't think they could make a successful case for a raise higher than 15/hr. Yes, but it doesn't matter how much they're earning as long as they're earning more than the other guy. And they know that they're making more than some people now, but if minimum wage is increased those who are unworthy might one day make as much as they do. Spite is a powerful motivator.
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The counterpoint to tolerance only of white men race-mixing being, of course, cuck porn where it's got a disproportionately higher ratio of black men loving white women because the whole point of cuck is humiliation, and what could be more humiliating than having your wife (property) soiled by a swarthy quadroon or (if you're feeling particularly feisty) mulatto. Then again porn is crazy racist to begin with, but I guarantee the above is the basic framework of the thought process. Bismuth posted:I've seen guys say they're ok with dating a girl that has had other sex partners (how generous of them) but not if any of them were black. Like, sleeping with a black guy somehow tainted her for all future boyfriends. Fear of comparisons being made, I guess
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Terrible Opinions posted:Glass windows were invented in Egypt. Cotton clothing was also invented in Egypt. The instant the comic is complete the white dude who made it experiences a catastrophic crash of his every electronic device due to the sudden exclusion of the concept of 'zero' from their processors.
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Lottery of Babylon posted:Dating is cancer and should be outlawed "Divorce Rape" means alimony and child support plus equitable division of common property, doesn't it?
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Serperoth posted:Wasn't there a big thing by automakers to reduce public transport, so that people would buy more cars? Yeah, but then judge doom copped a load of dip in the face.
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I don't know any of her work, being Australian and not really keeping up on the current crop of American standup comedians, but can someone please tell me what the gently caress is up with regards to imgur, reddit, and a whole bunch of other social media sites hulking the gently caress out over Amy Schumer?
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chitoryu12 posted:I don't really fly commercial, so I'm confused. If someone books a flight, don't they pay in advance? Or is it like a hotel where they don't charge you until you show up? No, they sell you the ticket and you move the money from your possession to their possession, and then they tell you to piss off. There was one case recently where a couple bought a seat for their kid, just the kid's seat was revoked, they ended up carrying the kid on their laps, and then they didn't get the money back for the kid's seat because gently caress you, that's why.
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CharlestheHammer posted:I did it, I found the idiot on social media. I didn't know it was a country.
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HAT FETISH posted:Recently one of my kid brother's friends (a ~12yo) noticed that one of my Destiny characters is a woman and asked why, and my answers of "no reason" and "because that's what I decided to go with" didn't satisfy him. Like he kept asking "but why?" in increasingly insistent tones until he realised he wasn't getting any closer to figuring it out and wandered off mid conversation. When my younger cousin was going through his 'ew, girls' phase he used to get mega salty if he got beaten by a female character in a fighting game. Because girls can't fight, apparently. This led to me exclusively playing as Sakura, and him boiling in rage between getting beaten consistently and not being able to stop playing because he wanted to show that boys rule and girls drool.
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Male ego: one level below talc.
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nerdz posted:aren't these actually black twitter memes about white boys being school shooters? Chris Rock once said something post-columbine about how he was going to send his kids to an inner-city school because these middle-class white kids are crazy, and it gave a bunch of people something else of his that they could quote ad nauseum aside from "Um, well actually black people hate niggers too".
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Toys For Twats posted:Alternatively, all this asexual, demiromantic poo poo is nonsense. I think I've best seen it described as passive aggressively slutshaming from the Left.
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Explain, if you will, the 'asexual' who frequently and willingly seeks out and engages in sex. Because I'm sensing a slight contradiction in terms.
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The marketing of nostalgia is one thing, but these guys are genuinely upset that the nostalgia of a fictional character is not being sufficiently marketed to. Fandom is cancer.
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Question Mark Mound posted:Imagine four eggs on the edge of a uterus. Say a direct copy of the egg nearest the birth canal is sent to the back of the line of eggs and takes the place of the first egg. The formerly first egg becomes the second, the second becomes the third, and the fourth falls out of the vagina. These loss edits are getting increasingly abstract.
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Inco posted:And he did it in the most dogwhistley manner possible. Musk's a smart guy, he knows what he said and why he's now getting a bunch of replies with Nazi memes in them. Has he immediately responded to the deluge with something on the level of 'gently caress Nazis, that's not what I meant, Nazis are all cunts who need to goose-step into a wood-chipper', a.k.a. something that would actually show him to realize a mistake and that he has a shred of actual humanity? Or just let the comment stand?
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May 27, 2018 22:36
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Tiggum posted:A good digital version with proper table of contents, formatting, etc. is way better than a physical book. A physical book does beat the standard poorly-scanned PDF though. Could someone summarise what's going on in the picture for someone who isn't American and doesn't recognise any of the people in it?
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Bahahaha Glorious. Cheers for that.
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Solar Tornado posted:This is real :O The no true assman phallusy.
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christmas boots posted:I don't have a girlfriend is because I'm against paid DLC. Ftfy.
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ghost emoji posted:Every person who died in childbirth or due to pregnancy complications was also a baby once, too. Why don't they count? Replace the word 'person' with 'woman' and approach it from the perspective of someone who thinks that the two words have no overlap on a venn diagram.
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Dehry posted:https://twitter.com/nichegamer/status/1135748798632943616 "Various forms."  quote:The United Nation’s Committee on the Rights of the Child have 
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Takoluka posted:Thank you for giving me a giant list of people to block on Twitter. Bonus points for the people in the comments on the article talking about HOW DARE the UN try to censor their kiddie porn and BY THE WAY, the UN is supportive of degenerate homosexuals so WHO'S THE REAL MONSTER?!?
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