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Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Microwaves Mom posted:

This hasn't gotten enough love:



Be free tarp ghost

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Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Robo Reagan posted:

put his corpse under a tarp and allow him to return to the land the natural way

They should turn the hate around and erect a dildo cairn

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

FuhrerHat posted:

arent they staying forever
did they even plant anything yet
i learned from a comedy movie that you can plant a potato to get more potatoes

maybe thats their strategy re: them potato selves

1) they ain't no liberal flower pickers
2) nasa is government welfare
3) federal government probably arrested him
4) god drat obamacare

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Why isn't the FBI blasting Erasure - "Always" at them on repeat?

90s anti-terrorist tactics were so much cooler.

We really need to make a mix tape for psyops

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Have they tried appealing to their elected representatives in congress?

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Screw the Clark Co Notary, people will recognize its legitimacy if he adds his compuserve.com email address.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Any Goon Patriots out there know if we can get them some supplies in case they run low on gummi bears and dildos?

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

VikingSkull posted:

yeah it kinda is, I'll keep that in mind. I meant Black Lives Matter in my previous post

another dude in the stream was praising capitalism and bootstraps, right up until I pointed out that Lavoy didn't bootstrap enough money to foster all those kids, and took $115,000 a year in government welfare to do it

Now who's going to teach them the art of the cross draw?

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

LMAO if family members aren't constantly removing dildos from Tarp Man's grave site.

Whatever offering is made must be left under a tarp, and must be done while exploiting troubled children for slave labor.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Alan Smithee posted:

Also it's like the sheriff of Nottingham and they all wish we were still ruled by the king of England or some poo poo

POPPYCOCK! MY FIEFDOM BOASTS THE FREEST FUEDAL SERFS IN ALL HER MAJESTY'S KINGDOM!

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Alan Smithee posted:

How do you get Amazon to suggest other things people who bought thing A also buy thing B.

Like dildoes

Buy a copy of the book then buy a dildo and a tarp.

Return the book,
Gift the dildo
Salute the tarp.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
MICHELLE FIORE?!

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

cumshitter posted:

lol they keep mispronouncing her name

WE HAVE MICHELLE FRITO ARENA ON THE PHONE SHES A VERY RESPECTABLE LEGISWOMAN YOURE hosed MARK

Can we recast Trailer Park Boys for the cinematic adaptation?

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Modus Pwnens posted:

I remember it had "cum" in it.

So much that you'd almost want to hide under a tarp?

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Alan Smithee posted:

How the hell does a half Japanese dude clutch guns and yell about the government instead of wank it to anime queens at home

A self-loathing Goon is not a novel concept.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
First Ted.
Then Ryan and Ammon
Now Clivern
Can't a Bundy get a break?

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Fiend posted:

First Ted.
Then Ryan and Ammon
Now Clivern
Can't a Bundy get a break?

No Peg.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Soylent Yellow posted:

Probably the 55 gallon drum of water-based lube set up as a fuel-air explosive. Some poor FBI agent will trigger it, the bursting charge will go off, and the inside of the refuge will be left looking like the set of a japanese porno shoot.

It would probably go off like the MacGruber "you're all wet" scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqmwmrSalDI

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

crowoutofcontext posted:

A simple blue tarp could have done the same job imo

Stay free tarp ghost

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Our enemies abroad would be aided and comforted by a weak federal government.

Thanks a lot Obama

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Cowman posted:

I literally had a professor give me the Final Exit book that details exactly how to kill yourself and even gives tips on the best way to do it along with dosages and suggestions on how to get the medication. It also covers all the popular methods like cyanide and stuff.

It's a good book and we were talking about euthanasia in the Bioethics class. I just like saying that my prof gave me a book on how to kill myself :v:

Tell us what your professor was responding to.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Solice Kirsk posted:

It's clearly labeled. The Right face.

His right or my right? It just says "us"

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Let's bake him a cake with a copy of The Pocket Constitution inside it. When they let Klivern out for his one-hour-a-day "constitutional", he can carefully articulate his G_d Given rights to the chagrin of those Federal Congresscritters.

Namaste.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Plan Z posted:

Quote this post to receive your SovCit militia name.

Are you detaining me, or am I free to go?

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Per web MD, I'm a sex addict due to my high intelligence and perfectionism. This is why the Jews control the world and I don't verb-adverb owe taxes.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

fade5 posted:

:stare:Jesus Christ, how is that cow still alive? You can literally see the outline of the Aitch Bone clear as day, and those are indentations no cow should ever have.

Nothing wrong with a cow wearing it's leather in a body conscious way.

Let's not cow-shame please.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Casimir Radon posted:

Come here David, why don't you slide on under your daddy's tarp?

ftfy

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I've always liked the idea of bringing back exile as a punishment. Strip them of citizenship and banish them from the country. Not sure where they could be sent, but at least it wouldn't be here.

Give them what they lack and conscript them.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
They should start calling The US CONSTITUTION to the stand in the hopes the judge argues "the Constitution is not on trial here!"

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Debate & Discussion: You have a constitutional right to be a dumbass > C-SPAM > Obama just pardoned 3/5th of those Bundy hicks
Fixed/embellished to improve Lowtax click-thru revenue

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
George Clooney with the left side of his face numbed up with Botox as Ryan
Christopher Walken as Cliven
John Goodman as Ammon
Plus the cast of Spinal Tap

Written and directed by the Cohen Bros to the theme of Cicero

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
I ain't no ship, brother, but the evil government will have you believe my name is "HMS Jabroni"

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
David Fry is like what would happen if Caro never created joinder with GiP

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Pac-Manioc Root posted:

That's the factual answer, but the funny answer is he shows up at the Pearly Gates and St. Peter says: "What? That bit of nonsense 19th century apostacy? No, lol."

Lol, as if Lavoy Finicum would create joinder with a Catholic.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Relin posted:

i havent followed this at all but it took them this long to hand out a sentence? jeez america

IMO we would have had them stoned for sorcery or at a minimum stoned for adultery.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Dapper_Swindler posted:

so its not even the bundys yet? :( it sucks that all these shitfucks are probaly gonna get off because of bullshit.

I'm hoping that Cliven Bundy testifies against his crew in exchange for immunity.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Boss Hogg
Roscoe P. Coltrain
Cleetus of Hazzard
Hecuvus the Manservant

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Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Evil Fluffy posted:

The Aryan Brotherhood has always had the priority of:
money
power
racial purity

They have no reason to care about this rear end in a top hat because he doesn't help with the first two and there's no shortage for the third.

I think they could get more mileage on the racial purity bullet point by opening this up to all individuals who are racially pure. I'd like to see Chuds of all colors holding hands waving Tiki torches and proudly tracing their lineage back to their respective countries, then engaging in sweaty mansex. Aryan Nation should consider picking up where United Colors of Beneton left off.

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