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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

The question that haunts all of us: where is Benny the Snake when we need him the most?

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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

https://twitter.com/congressedits/status/704742183828643841

:laffo:

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

TFF please school me on what (if any) players have made mad bank like Bradford without playing anywhere near -top players for position- on a single year



the face of money

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Reminder that Tom Brady is a fraud and the Patriots are cheats

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

4 RING SHRIMP posted:

Reminder: you all toil away in misery year after year while it's literally gauranteed I win super bowls

Don't play cool and self-assured, I can feel your cold sweat when the Patriots faced the Ravens in the last few playoffs, it's ok :wink:

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009



Uhh no I think the best birthday gift you can give Big Ben is packs of Ambien

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

I'm laughing at HAM's nickname now being "sam bradford lmao"


ahahahaha what a loving trainwreck

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009


My QB :swoon:

Edit: VVVVVVV Yeah I'm just happy they achieved a restructure because initially the negotiations were difficult and otherwise we were hosed right now

Mystic Stylez fucked around with this message at 17:12 on Mar 2, 2016

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

quote:

Joe Flacco has agreed to a three-year contract extension with the Baltimore Ravens, a source told NFL Media Insider Ian Rapoport. The deal keeps him in a Baltimore uniform through 2021.

The Super Bowl-winning quarterback had his season cut short last year, suffering a torn ACL in a Week 11 win against the Rams.

Around The NFL will have more on this shortly.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Mel Mudkiper posted:

No joke I completely forgot Flacco was injured

Yeah it's hard to remember since he hadn't missed a single game until then :smith:

Played snaps with the torn ACL too, Iron Dick Flacco

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

As a non-american I had no idea Stephen Ross was that rich, what the gently caress

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009


I want this GIF projected onto my eyes 24/7

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/705065914320986112

Imagine what his basement looks like with this kind of money :allears:

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Mel Mudkiper posted:

It was kind of funny watching the announcers and Mike Carey trying to justify the wildly inconsistent calls on helmet to helmet

Good thing you are a Broncos fan and had no emotional investment in that game

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

https://twitter.com/sgellison/status/705105533280374784
https://twitter.com/Ravens/status/705102670248304640
how can you hate this man

how can you think he's not elite

how can you wish he doesn't win four more super bowls

what is it like to be crazy

Mystic Stylez fucked around with this message at 20:31 on Mar 2, 2016

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Joe Flacco leaves his phone on the roof his car and still has it, Andy Dalton loses his luggage not once but two times

take it as you will :wink:

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

please don't poo poo on Titans fans :smith:

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

this'll cheer you up then



I can only hope both he and his tattoo artist backflipped face first onto the table when they finished it

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

I'm getting worried about the mental health of Eagles fans. Every single one that posts here and even EDP445, perpetually infuriated with the franchise, are happy with the Bradford resigning :ohdear:

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Spoeank posted:

Here is the criteria by which Parm Basil bases his Alex Smith critique

(1) Does he slang it deep?

NO?! gently caress THAT GUY

Hahaha, this is exactly how my father (who has only a passing interest in football) judges every single quarterback and I will never be able to convince him otherwise. At first I was frustrated, now I just go along with it. 1/20 for 60 yards and a TD? That's a great statline!

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Chromatic posted:

To be fair, he had a lot of help with what, 4 NO turnovers in the first half? Alex Smith loses an even shootout with Prime Brees 10 times out of 10.

That's unfair though, there isn't many quarterbacks in NFL history who would win a shootout against prime Brees

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Ehud posted:

you shouldn't cheat at football!

http://www.csnne.com/new-england-patriots/judges-appear-to-side-with-nfl-in-appeal-of-tom-brady-case

quote:

NEW YORK -- T*m Br*dy’s attorney was knocked around Thursday afternoon during the NFL’s appeal of the decision to Free Brady handed down by Judge Richard Berman back in September.

Judges Robert Katzmann, Barrington Parker Jr. and Denny Chin were the three-judge panel in the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Second Circuit.

The Tom Brady filter when people are quoting news sources will never stop being funny

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

4 RING SHRIMP posted:

I still have the wells report thread bookmarked to remind myself why I must work tirelessly to bash ehud and his pee brain

I somehow miss that thread

Ehud posted:

all I care about is tom brady's life going poorly

lmao I want this written on my grave

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Thank God Suggs wasn't his habitual dumb piece of poo poo self and wasn't arrested for killing a man or something [insert Ray Lewis joke here]

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Yeah they ain't complaining anymore because by now they are totally convinced nothing happened

edit: VVVVVVVVVV :allears:

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

https://twitter.com/raylewisknife

in wake of the OJ news, this is a good account that exists since 2010

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Nuke Boston with Tom Brady as ground zero imo

bring Gisele back here where she belongs before that though

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Intruder posted:

lol at the way he identifies himself

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

v2vian man posted:

what the gently caress is wrong with the browns

Well,

Mystic Stylez fucked around with this message at 04:26 on Mar 5, 2016

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Sorry for non-english but the text shouldn't matter anyway, Dolphins announced the six brazilian cheerleaders that are competing for a spot on the team

http://globoesporte.globo.com/futeb...eerleaders.html

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

It's the Dolphins, maybe that actually is happening

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

The Puppy Bowl posted:

I know, right? Those other girls just don't have a shot.

I have to say I prefer the first one, she reminds me of a skinnier Débora Nascimento (GIS it and be happy), who is an absolutely stunning actress from here

Elephanthead posted:

Translate and read the comments.

I feel bad for all the people in the world that don't get to experience the comments on our websites, everything is basically gold

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009


quote:

In the NFL, Jackson said he coped silently with bouts of depression during his time with both the Seattle Seahawks and Lions.

He had 6 1/2 sacks in two seasons in Seattle, far from the numbers expected from the 28th overall pick, and was at times a magnet of criticism from fans.

Man, as someone who has depression, reading things like this sure makes me feel like poo poo for hating on players' performances like they are robots

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

v2vian man posted:

as someone with depression you probably know that fans being nice to you wouldn't help when the brain turns sad

yeah I know but I'm not meaning it in a "it would help him feel better" sense, I'm saying it in a "it makes me a loving rear end in a top hat" way

v2vian man posted:

comment on local news story: i know jackson hasn't produced much this year but he is playing hard out there
brain: playing hard at being the true fuckup with no friends, whose dick is just abominable

hosed up that I can relate to that

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Ex Cowboys RB Joseph Randle arrested for the sixth time in 17 months

quote:

Randle, 24, was booked into the Sedgwick County Jail in Kansas for failure to appear in court at 1:44 a.m. Sunday, according to jail booking records. Bond has been set at $150,000, although it’s unclear which previous charge this is related to.

This marks the sixth arrest for Randle in the past 17 months. He posted bail last week after being charged with three counts aggravated battery, one count of drug possession (marijuana) and one count of criminal damage to property on Feb. 21. In that incident, Randle allegedly hit three people with his car before forcing his way into a home.

Randle, who is from Wichita, Kansas, has had continued run-ins with the law since October 2014 when he stole underwear and cologne from a department store in Frisco. In February 2015, he was investigated for domestic violence allegations.

Randle also dealt with allegations he bet on sports last month, something he denied.

uhh congrats

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Magicpants posted:

sports reporters are all bad and I wouldn't care if they all died of cancer

you're a cool poster, please don't wish cancer on anybody even if you are being ironic

thanks and God bless

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Yeah, as lovely as it is to dump a player like Peyton Manning, there's really no other way to do it than put emotions aside when you can draft Andrew Luck

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

To hell with Peyton Manning, let's look into the man who is going to surpass every record he holds and win at least 3 Super Bowls, the face of the NFL

http://i.imgur.com/HZExyqf.webm

http://i.imgur.com/MlOZib1.webm

Mystic Stylez fucked around with this message at 15:10 on Mar 7, 2016

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Ehud posted:

also rings are the most overrated metric to measure QB's

- your's truly, a dolphins fan

You are correct though

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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Holy poo poo his tweets are insanely good I can't stop laughing, click to see what he is replying

https://twitter.com/DeAngeloRB/status/706908002410962945
https://twitter.com/DeAngeloRB/status/706908403868770305
https://twitter.com/DeAngeloRB/status/706898108232425473
https://twitter.com/DeAngeloRB/status/706907421453774850
https://twitter.com/DeAngeloRB/status/706871509374124036
https://twitter.com/DeAngeloRB/status/706883092552802305
https://twitter.com/DeAngeloRB/status/706881577809289217

hall of gamer

Mystic Stylez fucked around with this message at 22:13 on Mar 7, 2016

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