fruit on the bottom posted:

No dad don't bring out the ceremonial katanas you're embarrassing me

maskenfreiheit posted:

hey so i got a 3 day probation in d&d for saying slavery is bad (long story) and missed pick's meltdown but here's some good stuff

I [37M] want to re-home our dog. My wife [33F] thinks I'm evil.

maskenfreiheit posted:

I [14M] cut through a graveyard to get home and my grandpa [80M] thinks i'm possessed because of it. Moms made him leave early and I feel bad.Non-Romantic

maskenfreiheit posted:

[22M] need help! No black girls in my area! What to do? (self.dating_advice)

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

this is a post so wrong and awful it should be bottled so future generations know what rear end in a top hat tastes like. A husky is an enormous happy pillow that loves singing with me and will tear rear end through a nest of bunnies NO MERCY. I love them all, my 12 husky sons and I.

MinionOfCthulhu posted:

quote:

My husband works from home and so do I (I'm a youtuber),

Haifisch posted:

I (51F) want to move with my son (17M) out of our neighborhood because he has gotten involved with a serious gang retaliation situation. My husband (63M) doesn't want to because he has 'roots' in the neighborhood. My son also wants to stay. What am I supposed to do?

Just move him with his auntie and uncle in Bel-air already, OP.

Larry Parrish posted:

I feel like people who don't understand the emotional attachment to a home town or at least a place you lived a long time must have moved a lot as kids or lived in cookie cutter suburban hell where there is no community.

Its irrational but also very universal to want to stay in a place you think of as yours, especially if your family has been there a long time. I mean look at places in Africa or the Middle East where poo poo gets demolished every 10 years and people want to stay

Jim Barris posted:

I've never been good at letting go of things. Did you spend most of your formative years in the same place?

Larry Parrish posted:

Are you loving retarded or what

Danaru posted:

Neighbor [28 F] copies how I dress [26 F] and now she's telling people that I'm the one who copies her

Pick posted:

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

that kid is the happiest little sixteen-year-old Satanist in the world right now and I really hope nobody fucks up the good thing he's got going re: sis's square assed boyfriend

Haifisch posted:

My[24 M] girlfriend[21 F]wants to move into together. I'd love to but she refuses to train her dog in any form

ArbitraryC posted:

I understand this is gonna sound incredibly racist but when I ask for the background on half the words my girlfriend teaches me in mandarin and they have explanations that sound like a toddler put two simple words together to describe a more complex thing it never gets old.

Like a descriptive language is obviously very practical but I can't help but notice how juvenile the direct translations sound.

Smirking_Serpent posted:

Pick posted:

Sometimes it also recasts what else they believe in and it’s depressing. Like the socialist guys who drunkenly say stuff like that you’re a wasted resource being kept as a luxury product when you should be a common good. And then you’re like hmmmmmm nnnngh

Smirking_Serpent posted:

Me [19F] with my boyfriend [19M] of 1 year, how can I make him stop using twitch memes in every day conversation?

So my boyfriend loves to play dota 2 and is very immersed in twitch culture and this has extended to his everyday conversation. It seems like he can't go one sentence without using one such twitch "meme", like "pogchamp", "omegalul", "monka s", "bible thump", or "monka giga". I am fine with him watching twitch and enjoying his video games but honestly it's quite embarrassing when we are talking to someone in public and he just randomly busts out a twitch "meme". It's so cringey and all my friends think he's weird. And don't even get me started on the random japanese phrases (he's white...)

I swear this sounds like a meme post but I promise this is my real life ;___;

tl;dr boyfriend won't stop with the embarrassing twitch phrases and I'm concerned it's interfering with his social skills...

ZearothK posted:

Should let the almost septagenarian father challenge one of the fighters so he can spend the rest of his life copping with the fact he's not an action movie hero.

La Brea Carpet posted:

I (35F) told my fiancé (50M) that I wasn’t sure he is a good person. Now he’s moping and stomping around the house for the past 24 hours because “this is how terrible people act.”

Turtlicious posted:

I'm pretty sure everyone's obsession from their parents comes from our biological need to be loved by our parents, not one borne out of like... An actual relationship.

How can you have a real relationship with someone whose obligated to take care of you for a minimum of 18 years. The way my parents explained it to me is that parenting is a lot like slavery, you're beholden to do this sisyphean task of trying not to raise a hell beast, and like it's almost impossible most people turn into disgusting monsters. Your friends are more important than your family because that's a real relationship you've made. Seeing your mother put in the ground is an obligation, and no matter how close you are you were never truly friends.

e: WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP SAYING THAT!? I'm the one who is unburdened from the trappings of family, I was able to escape and observe without being hurt by a mom or a dad. No-one hurt me I'm just free from all the bullshit. I see the system for what it is and if I keep volunteering and being out spoken I can change it.

burial posted:

How does tracking them now cover his tracks? Warning: I really may just be kind of stupid. Is the implication that he was already tracking someone?