Smirking_Serpent posted:

WIBTAH If i refuse to cut my hair for my sisters wedding?


Edit 2: Here is a quick pic of my hair today, its a little frizzy because we had humidity roll in today and I didnt do any post-shower products

Twelve Batmans posted:

Wasn't a dog telling someone to do poo poo how Summer of Sam got started?

Sunswipe posted:

Need doesn't even enter into it, there's no way he can. That would be running at the same speed as Usain Bolt doing the 100 meters for two hours. He'd be running two marathons back to back in about the same time as the world record for doing one. Maybe they should just take him to a track and get him to demonstrate this ability.

eta: Bert needs to change his name if he doesn't like it. Compromise by keeping Bert as a middle name, which is what all parents thinking of giving their kid a wacky name should do. My middle name is Wilfred, because my parents wanted to honour my great-grandfather, but didn't want me to get bullied for my name. Make it a middle name and the family is happy and the kid can choose to use it or not when they're older.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

They vary and the crazier ones cost 6 figures.

Power Khan posted:

Girlfriend looks like my guy friend without makeup.


I can’t bang my girlfriend because then I’ll feel like I’m banging my guy friend.

Idk wtf to do

Grape posted:

Dear Reddit, UPDATE: Welp the bf just got a job offer in Uzbekistan and

Anne Whateley posted:

hahaha what

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Don't people know the etiquette is to stand off to the side wearing sunglasses and a trench coat and holding an umbrella mysteriously?

i vomit kittens posted:

AITA For telling my girlfriends 11 year old brother that I would pay for his college if he stays in school and gets good grades, even though I don't have the money right now?

christmas boots posted:

A significant amount of Judaism revolves around God setting rules, and various rabbis finding loopholes He didn't account for. For example, the Bible prohibits lighting a fire on the Sabbath and some sects have interpreted that to mean that turning on a light bulb is a violation of that command. Therefore, some among them invented devices that... well, I'll let this speak for itself.

http://www.kosherswitch.com/live/tech/how

FAUXTON posted:

Not everyone who falls for it is developing dementia, but you absolutely need to start talking with him and your family about keeping an eye on him, talking regularly, checking the account statements, etc.

DemoneeHo posted:

Funny story about unions. A few years ago, Volkswagen opened up a plant in Tenneessee, and like any reasonable German company tried to set up a union for their American workers, because all the German companies work with unions. A majority of the workers voted against having a union, because anti-union propaganda had poisoned the idea against them. This greatly baffled Volkswagen.

In fact, as I was looking up this story, turns out they tried to form a union again a month ago. The vote failed again. https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/15/business/volkswagen-united-auto-workers-union-vote/index.html

sexpig by night posted:

there's no way fight man's 'grand finale' won't involve suicide by cop

Power Khan posted:

My (23f) fiance (23m) wants us to have a threesome, I am bisexual but he is straight.

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Go after Usagi Cool or stay Mr. Solo Dolo?

HOT BREAD! posted:

I(23F) am starting to have doubts about the new guy(29M) I'm seeing. Am I being paranoid or are these red flags?

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TL;DR I’ve started dating a guy who doesn’t like condoms, has drama with his ex-girlfriends, and may or may not be interested in my friend. Should I continue seeing him despite all of this?

cumshitter posted:

A gay guy: God drat, I sure got owned by that straight guy I seduced.

Grape posted:

She just sounds like someone whose been bullied or otherwise marginalized by the popular kids (specifically female ones) and has hangups because of it.
She's literally just a female version of most goons.

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

How do you eat an orange in a primal way? Do you peel it with your teeth? Do squeeze it above your open wide mouth? Do you eat it like normal but all while grunting loudly?

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

haha wow this lady, jeez

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for eating my all of wife's toblerone, then buying a new one?

Yesterday a mutual friend came over and gave her a gift of a Toblerone from his holiday in Switzerland. She agreed I could have some so I did. She's out for a for days and my temptation got the best of me, so I ate the rest of an almost full packet.

She has a habit of leaving food out to spoil, so I assumed it was all good to eat, but she sent me a message to make sure that there's some of the chocolate left for her. gently caress, it was already gone, so I've just rushed to the shop to get a new one in expectance that I'm a dead man when she gets back.

She once flipped out at me for eating her year old decorative pasta, so I'm not taking chances.

Toblerone is replaced - with even more than there was previously. Not sure if I should put it in the Swiss packaging or apologize and just tell her that I bought I new one. For now I'm keeping quiet, like a parent discovering the dead goldfish and doing the ol' switcheroo. I'm in the UK btw, so the recipe is exactly the same as the one's in Switzerland.

AITA?

Also, she religiously reads this sub, so if she comes across this - G, I love you and I hope you forgive me like you did with the pasta.

DemoneeHo posted:

https://twitter.com/SixBrownChicks/status/1187047118189613057

Q6:

teen witch posted:

Serephina posted:

I actually just assumed the spoiler was a RealDoll, so yea.

I once had a guy show up for a social get-together at my house wearing a full fursuit, and we where just like... why? Why are you doing this, what does this accomplish?

PinheadSlim posted:

I'm torn on this one.

On one hand my dad would regularly work 12+ hours a day doing construction work, come home and get mildly to very drunk on beer, and still help my mom take care of the kids. But this dork is like "oh no I'm pretty full, I'm going to literally spend the entire night making GBS threads and sleeping"

On the other hand, having to put your kid to bed by yourself once a week is not a big deal at all really. Although she's probably more mad that the husband is knowingly ignoring his family for 2 extra slices of that sweet sweet pizza pie

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for wanting my fiancée to wear a pair of earrings that once belonged to my deceased mother on our wedding day?

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Leon Einstein posted:

Hughlander posted:

AITA For Not Hiring A Girl Who Rejected Me at My Start-Up?


The smug techbro just oozes from this

DrBouvenstein posted:

Found a video of the incident:

teen witch posted:

Warning:

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Most of my friends agree it's gross, a few think it's no big deal, one of them thinks it's controlling to 'demand' him to do something he doesn't want.

Transmogrifier posted:

AITA for celebrating my son losing his TaeKwonDo match but not my daughter winning hers?