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In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards. Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will. Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect. However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps. Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection. All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever. Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed. Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable. Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average. Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule. Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed. The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire.
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Wuxi posted:Remember to post cats 
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Dec 2, 2016 14:12
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Propagandist posted:unlike your posting Aw, c'mon man. We all just got a fresh new thread. Can't we just all come together as goons in a hug box for even a little while, or do we need to start the hating up again right away?
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So this thread just discovered the secret to unlimited clean energy by using Derek's giant ego?
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Dec 3, 2016 01:12
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nawledgelambo posted:I really, really hope that email you sent her haunts her to this day. LOL. I'll put it this way: do you think Derek looks at himself in the mirror and tells himself "you know, you really shouldn't have gone all ABSOLUTELY BATSHIT INSANE with the whole getting banned/FAU thing, right?" Some personality types are immune to shame and introspection.
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TheAgent posted:well 3 people left two weeks ago (as I reported in my july blog) I wonder why Derek keeps trying to one-up you on leaks/info? Regardless, thanks for everything you have provided to the thread thus far, and for everything you will contribute in the future. You've proven to be a very reliable (and also funny in a not insane way) source.
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loving LOL AP I never said that Derek was never right. I said that TheAgent is right more often, and also that Derek lies out of his rear end and is a giant douche. All of which are true. Also, him claiming that SC would fail is only common sense to anyone halfway paying to what a bunch of utter gently caress-ups CIG has been over the past few years. I'll remind you all that he claimed the same thing about ED as well.
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D_Smart posted:Actually no. LOL. Came back to browse the thread out of curiosity after like two months and nothing has changed at all.
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Feb 25, 2017 02:01
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ManofManyAliases posted:Derek's formula: LOL is this thread still the same two retards just going back and forth?
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Mar 13, 2017 23:33
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Ol Cactus Dick posted:His reputation was being one of the most sane game developers on usenet before SA turned him into a blogging, doxing, lawsuit threatening lunatic. LOL
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Mar 15, 2017 16:13
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Has 'ol Dick Shart weighed in on this whole Amazon thing? Maybe he could write a blog about it.
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Mar 15, 2017 20:19
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Ohtsam posted:In good news for Star Citizen, when its not janking up, their player models might seriously have better animations and definitely better faces than mass effect: andromeda loving Derek's games have better animation than ME:A.
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Mar 16, 2017 00:58
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Chris Roberts could probably hire the Mass Effect:Andromeda animators just for free snacks from the cafe and a deal letting them sleep on the floor under their desks at night. Those guys just hosed up their own resumes pretty bad.
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Mar 16, 2017 12:27
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TheAgent posted:ME:A pre-release - game looks fun Well, to put things in perspective, it's still at least one million times better than any game ever released by Derek Smart.
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Mar 16, 2017 15:26
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D_Smart posted:I'm guessing you've never been in a cult, then? LOL at anyone who uses "false flag op" seriously and often in their day-to-day communications. Star Citizen and Derek Smart are perfect for each other. They're both ridiculous scams.
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Mar 17, 2017 23:14
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Hey all, just popping by to check on things. Has Derek brought down CIG yet?
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Mar 30, 2017 17:31
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Wiz posted:gently caress, sorry. Maybe Derek can teach you.
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Mar 30, 2017 19:27
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I wish I knew anything about game development.
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Mar 30, 2017 19:27
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D_Smart posted:Just chillin' and trollin' Is this an iOS or Android game?
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Mar 31, 2017 21:54
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Best April Fool's day prank on the internet. Hopefully this will keep Derek from posting as well.
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Apr 1, 2017 20:01
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AP posted:https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/849624281646592000 LOL. I have lost count of how many times Derek has made these claims.
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Apr 5, 2017 15:16
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Apr 12, 2017 01:05
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Gosh I sure hope Derek comes back. Hopefully some Greenies will take up a collection to buy him a new account, since he's probably fuming at the injustice and railing at Lowtax via DM on Twitter right now.
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Apr 12, 2017 01:47
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The best things about this thread are cat and dog and bun pics and associated pet stories. Move to Pet Island.
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Apr 12, 2017 22:32
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So getting banned again made Derek even crazier than he was before? Nice.
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Apr 15, 2017 00:47
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D_Smart posted:Thanks. As always, I issued a statement. It was beautiful. LOL
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Apr 16, 2017 01:07
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D_Smart posted:They're not going to be around for much longer; so it doesn't matter either way. 🤔
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Apr 16, 2017 01:18
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Well the whole "rolling layoffs" thing is something that would actually have public visibility, so either something is finally happening or Derek is just crying wolf again. If we don't hear about rolling CIG layoffs in Two Weeks I think we all know what should happen.
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Apr 17, 2017 20:28
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thatguy posted:The people here just finding out MoMA is retarded are great. I used to spend way too much time in this loving thread and I used the r-word in nearly every post. Once I branched out into the less insular and toxic subforums I was mightily surprised to discover that everywhere else you get a probation for using it.
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Apr 18, 2017 02:02
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Beet Wagon posted:Don't doxx me. LOL.
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Apr 19, 2017 22:12
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So... what happened with those rolling CIG layoffs?
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Apr 21, 2017 20:37
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D_Smart posted:BOOM!! Called it! You call everything Derek - you're amazing! So... what about those rolling CIG layoffs you called a few weeks ago? And, you know... the E.L.E.?
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Apr 22, 2017 14:17
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big nipples big life posted:You do know that derek makes (really bad) games right? Those sell for money that goes to derek. LOL. This still amazes me.
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Apr 24, 2017 21:21
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thatguy posted:Hey dudes if you want to talk poo poo about Derek here you can just talk poo poo about him. You don't have to be all coy and come into the thread every other day and be like, "Hey Derek how about that thing you said that one time? How's that going? Did the thing happen?" I mean you can if you want... but you don't have to. This is true. Derek will then "block" you (put you on ignore). If enough people quote your posts he will then threaten to block them, for quoting you.
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Apr 24, 2017 21:26
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thatguy posted:Yes and this is all much funnier than the alternative. Getting doxxed by Derek Smart? Probably true.
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Apr 24, 2017 21:31
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ManofManyAliases posted:What about me? Am I blocked senpai? He has to leave one token dissenter "unblocked" so as to allow him to continue to claim to be an Internet Warlord. Also, he already doxxed you.
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Apr 24, 2017 22:27
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D_Smart posted:I can't wait for this poo poo-show to collapse. Doxing is nuthin'. Just wait and see what I do to these fuckers one by one. That's why, as I wrote here this morning, I have dossiers on ALL of them. By the time I'm done, doxing will be the least of their worries. They keep forgetting that I'm worse than a dog with a bone, and that I have a long term memory, and also not the forgiving type. Uh... mods?!
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Apr 24, 2017 23:25
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Daandrah posted:Hi All, Derek Smart is the leader of the goon org. He hosts weekly play sessions on the latest pre-alpha build. They practice squad tactics and communications drills. You have to buy the Completionist Package to qualify though: https://robertsspaceindustries.com/pledge/Combos/The-Completionist-Digital Once you buy in just PM him asking him to invite you to be initiated.
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Timby posted:No one loving cares. Stop patting yourself on the back and jacking off. LOL.
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