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Jul 5, 2005

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thank you for this lmao

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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/933280234220134401
:f5:

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I like how he implies shoplifting isn't a big deal in America or the rest of the world

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TulliusCicero posted:

...This can't actually be real right? Like her response to reporters is she wants to worship Saturn and Thor like the old ways?

Christian evengelicals elected a retard married to a pagan who wants to celebrate the solstice. What a country.

Edit: nevermind, I'm an idiot

If you see an outrageous tweet like that you can assume its fake. Unless it says "@realDonaldTrump'" on it, then you can just assume its real

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It's more like a drowning though

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IT WAS ME

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cant handle all this winning

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All those 1.0s and this thread is still gold lol

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an honest to god BUT HER EMAILS

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IT WAS ME MY LAWYER

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Skypie posted:

My friend's dad is first generation born in America and thinks minimum wage is bad and if we got rid of it, businesses would feel more free to pay people better

They would get paid better because all the janitors and maids and low-rank people could get paid less!

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lol

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They should have selected Hillary just to troll Trump

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Is donald trump the fattest president in history

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the president of the united states

leader of the free world

supreme commander of the allied forces

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fuckin lol

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the egg yolk of authoritarianism

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I'm glad he got his phone back

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gnarlyhotep posted:

twitter, the reason we all suck now, thanks

we've always sucked, its just out in the open now

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AKA Pseudonym posted:

I'm pretty sure this is just the text of a children's book with some of the words changed.

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/942490474631311360

lol amazing

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yesss

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everyone's favorite president (me)

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Tumble posted:

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/946193244823703552

lmfao Trump is so bad at covering his own rear end.

Should I stop playing so much golf? no clearly the media is wrong

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communism bitch posted:

I'm really impressed at how progressive and inclusive the USA has been the last decade or so. First a black president, now a retarded president. What next!!?

lol

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The president is a retard lmao. But I feel like retard is almost too mean and insulting you know? Like he's clearly mentally deficient and should have aids like a wheelchair or something

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lmao donald trump is president

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Remember when people called John McCain unelectable because he would have been one bad heart attack away from giving Sarah Palin the nuclear codes?

Well, lmao

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Luebbi posted:

lol, just lol that there aren't protest and riots against the huge orange retard basically 24/7. why not done?

Too busy dealing with real problems, like how disney is destroying star wars

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I'm sure hes as smart and resourceful as his dad.

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gently caress da Mods posted:

so you'd say bernie would have in fact won?

a carbon rod would have won that election

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sugar free jazz posted:

what is even happening

Donald Trump is president

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lmao, he even changed his name to 'the gorilla channell thing is a joke' and people are still reporting on it

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Guys the president of the United States made an internet declaration about how he was 'like, really smart' and a very stable genius. guys, GUYS

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It's not like the US needs a stronger military anyway with the President and Putin being such good friends

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donald trump make anime real

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FAGGY CLAUSE posted:

so where was the racism ?

the oval office

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I just love how Trump can't just deny something, he always has to make it a positive thing about himself

He's not racist, he's actually the least racist person ever!

He's not a retard, he's actually like really smart!

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gently caress I completely forget this happened lmao

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My 600 lb president

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bloom posted:

"love trumps hate"

rednecks: hell yea we do

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