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The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Winkie01 posted:

https://twitter.com/ShimonPro/status/834900960434614274

This seems like a serious issue, right?

But, it won't matter, I guess

# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 00:16

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 09:45

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Relevant Tangent posted:

All agencies: "Your hiring freeze, jackass"

# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 20:06

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Baloogan posted:

i don't think hes as hosed as yall think but im hoping for fireworks!

He isn't hosed because I doubt 3 republican senators have the balls/ovaries to break with the party and demand an investigation

# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 05:41

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

The leaks will continue until morale improves

# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 05:50

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

euphronius posted:

Where is the democrats unified pr campaign to this two hour old story that broke at 10 pm!!!!

Well Pelosi called on him to resign

# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 05:51

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Venuz Patrol posted:

by now i assume wapo has a "Mike Pence Communicated Multiple Times with Russian Mafia, Spymasters" article all sussed out and ready to go, just waiting for the day of his swearing in

"Mike Pence was college roommates with Benjamin Ghazi and called in a favor to sink Hillary's campaign"

# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 06:00

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Nichael posted:

So much of 2016 was blatantly criminal and morally bankrupt. Again, this is why an ideal world wouldn't result in President Ryan, it'd result in a re-do because clearly 2016 was a sham.

I blame the Cavs and the Cubs winning a title for breaking reality and making nothing matter

If the Warriors had won, Hillary would be president and struggling to convince a barely blue senate to pass a minimum wage increase that will die in the house

# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 06:05

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

lol wtf

Wanna read that wiki

Intellipedia, tell me who really killed JFK

# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 06:08

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Origami Dali posted:

On somebody's encrypted laptop in Langley, there's a folder labeled "Trump poo poo" that contains every tasty morsel, including the piss tape.

Its all on Intellipedia

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 05:34

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

gradenko_2000 posted:

In a little while now Rick Wilson is going to dump that sweet sweet oppo!

I Mean, its clear that he saw the dossier or kept hearing rumors about it and figured someone would have the balls to publish it

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 05:41

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Fojar38 posted:

also the fbi is opaque as gently caress while gathering evidence for things and "stonewalling" can easily mean they dont want to discuss the investigation until everything is in place for the phoenix wright moment

this is how the fbi operates, if congress doesn't like it they appoint a special prosecutor

Except when Comey had to gently caress over Hillary

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 05:43

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Gringostar posted:

if it's as deep as investigating gop congressmen and they find something actionable then best case a whole lot of people are going to see a whole lot of jail time

worst case a whole lot of people are going to see a whole lot of polonium

Yeah, I mean, I cant think of any scandal in US history that could compare if a the President traded favorable policy for leaking harmful material about his opponent, let alone if a number of senators and reps might be involved.

Like, how do you even handle ahit like that if the NSA actually has these guys ~~committing treason~~ doing illegal and traitorous actions on tape and stuff. Like, do they get impeached? Is there some giant loving RICO case?

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 05:52

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Fojar38 posted:

like i genuinely wouldnt be surprised if russian ops assisting trump ceased in their totality in late october because it looked like his fate was sealed and there was no point in trying to save the sinking ship

I'm like 90% certain that after it looked like he was cooked, the email leaks stopped for a while, until this got a bit closer and then they resumed

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 05:55

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Big Fat Iguana posted:

Also the committee in the House currently writing the Obamacare lite bill said they have it they totally swear it's locked up in this room and we'll let a couple people see it (but not make copies) just trust us. At which point House Dems and Senate Republicans demanded to see it, and were stopped by Capitol police. Rand Paul even brought a portable copier with him. When it was proved the Bill was not in the room the House Democrats and Senate Republicans teamed up and set off on a quest to find the missing Bill, Rand with his copier and Nancy Pelosi with her dogs. The bill is still MIA and may not actually exist l

Holy poo poo, I missed this

This is like the world's most depressing scooby doo reboot

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 07:08

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

it's crazy how connecting the dots as an adult can give you brand new perspective on people you thought you already knew very well

Same

I grew up in the San Fernando valley, and its hillarious how many of my elementary school friends' parents were in the porn industry

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 07:15

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Big Fat Iguana posted:

When they make All The President's Men II I sincerely hope they have this scene and it's also rewritten to make it into an odd couple/buddy cop movie staring Nancy and Rand and the copier and hounds

Ok, now i'm that its a remake of the Fox and the Hound, but its the Copier and the Hound

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 07:22

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Quisling posted:

What about your parents

While my dad does rock a pornstache, I doubt they were doing too many pornos back in Wisconsin

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 07:40

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Baloogan posted:

its toally gonna be some black and white soviet era bull poo poo where you can't make anything out whatsoever :/

It could be anyone in that pisstape

# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 08:30

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Dapper_Swindler posted:

oh poo poo? so what did he do. did he make the platform pro russian. can someone summerize this for my smooth brain.

The original GOP platform contained langauage containing the condemnation of Russia for invading Crimea and Ukraine

The Trump campaign's sole contribution to the part's platform at the convention was to get that removed

# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 00:32

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Samurai Sanders posted:

So if we do go through Watergate again will -gate still be the standard ending for scandals even though this will surely be a billion times worse?

No, I hope its a -ghazi instead

# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 00:50

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Dewgy posted:

i knew someone in HS who swore we were gonna be the next target because we're right between NYC and D.C.

like, uh, yeah we're almost dead center, but it's loving nowhere Pennsylvania, no we are not next

We thought that at my elementary school, but atleast we were a major Jewish K-12 school next to one of the larger jewish universities in the US

Plus the one rear end in a top hat Israeli transfer student who didn't see why it was that big of deal, "every day is like this in Israel"

# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 01:13

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

tacodaemon posted:

i once read an entire long thread on voat's pizzagate forum in which i was assured earnestly that if people fold their pizza like that, they are sending a secret message that they were enslaved and molested by The Elite™ as children

Jesus christ, how do people get so mentally ill

# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 05:17

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Von Sloneker posted:

https://twitter.com/DavidCornDC/status/838244003657175040

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nntd2fgMUYw

# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 05:47

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

You guys are getting Day Crew levels of trolled right now

# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 05:49

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

TBF my sister is a pharmacist and she got super confused when an customer's name was literally Allegra.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allegra%27s_Window
???

# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 05:51

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Solarin posted:

do these kids with the maces think they are playing wow or something? What the sweet gently caress are they thinking

I mean, these are dudes who think not jerking off gives them super powers

# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 06:36

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

It turns out I was out of whiskey so I just went to the local liquor store run by vaguely Middle Eastern looking dudes and bought a small thing of Glenmorangie and a fifth of Evan Williams 100 proof.

Also some brandy to celebrate my book deal getting finalized.

Congrats

# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 06:40

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Gringostar posted:

i wish there was an amazon for booze

# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 06:56

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Robert Plant posted:

Btw last hour of A New Hope is on TNT right now

You lied to me, its the last hour of Revenge of the Sith :mad:

# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 06:58

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Consummate Professional posted:

Fresno is the worst city on earth imo.

The guy that runs freep lives there

I mean, is it really even a city?

# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 06:59

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Big Fat Iguana posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/CrazyinRussia/status/838138820390440969

The A-Team theme starting playing in my head before the Tank even came into view

# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 07:21

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

cumshitter posted:

yo can someone tell -al im ip banned from the nite cru chat room?

i dont think -al is the one hoo banned me and i dont know hy i was ip banned

on top of this i invited my trans girlfrand over to meet my frends for the fisrt time and it would be nice to narrate this immensely awkwkard situation for a bunch of randos on the internet.

They'll unban you in the morning, they just want you to chill out a bit

# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 08:01

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Christ, I feel like we're in the late stage of a Sim City game where you just get bored at having built a cool little city that functions well and decided to try out the disaster menu

# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 00:37

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

https://twitter.com/edatpost/status/838428130285084672

Lol, the new class of republicans have spent so long obstructing and blocking, they don't barely even remember how to negotiate and horse trade anymore

# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 01:02

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

SKULL.GIF posted:

who

A good poster from D&D who has been calling out Trump and predicting his behavior for almost a year

# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 03:17

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

tacodaemon posted:

wtf is the deal with people on imgur

How is Porn a verb?

# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 04:36

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Bip Roberts posted:

please google nwo denver airport genocide

TBH, Denver airport is all kinds of hosed up and I seriously wonder how the artist got the commission

# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 04:52

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

DryGoods posted:

https://twitter.com/gdebenedetti/status/838837253162037248

JFC

# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 21:06

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Baloogan posted:

hes an incompetent child who should be teaching PE at some private school

his brother, who died skiing, was being groomed for leadership.

justin trudeau is just a figurehead of the usual corrupt-as-gently caress liberal leadership

So was JFK, and he managed to avoid Nuclear War and bang Marylin Monroe

Possibly at the same time

# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 20:31

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 09:45

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

https://twitter.com/pdmcleod/status/839689719076241410

https://twitter.com/pdmcleod/status/839694206255910912

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 05:31

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