TRUMP116: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUz9xCTOPRw

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silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Ready for the next page 6969 I'll get this one

# ¿ Feb 21, 2017 05:37

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 19:27

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Jose posted:

imagine a man but instead of hands and feet they're drills

Even better, imagine a man but instead of hands and feet it's dril and he's tweeting funny stuff

# ¿ Feb 23, 2017 13:03

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Not as lucky as 888 will be imo

edit gently caress I missed it well ed balls to me

# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 19:31

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

sex sax saxby chambliss???

# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 17:20

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Pollyanna posted:

Yeah I might be settling into this weight, which is really bad. I'm getting up there fitness-wise (26) so I prolly missed the boat.

Damned bullshit that I gotta spend like 2 hours after work three times a week just to be marginally less chub

As everyone in the diet/exercise threads will tell you, you don't lose weight by working out, you lose weight by lowering calorie intake; you look better by working out.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 20:25

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

MizPiz posted:

Mofference - A meeting of the Grand Moffs that takes place in the Mofference Room of the Moffship.

This is not a joke, this is actually what the writer called all of the things related to this picture.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 15:35

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Did Nazi myself on the previous page since I was driving to work.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 15:49

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

That DICK! posted:

definitive ranking of boxcar children 1. violet 2. henry 3. jessie 4. benny

goddamn I haven't thought about boxcar children for two decades.

# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 21:43

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Big Fat Iguana posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/841020604555882498/video/1

# ¿ Mar 13, 2017 00:44

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Nonsense posted:

rice mixing

short grain and long grain together make medium grain!

# ¿ Mar 13, 2017 19:36

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/841391245607993345

Already gone, it was something like "heh that many millions wont' lose anything, they get more choice to not be forced into getting coverage"

# ¿ Mar 13, 2017 21:55

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

boy are my arms tired posted:

who the gently caress puts bologna on spaghetti

You're kidding, right?

# ¿ Mar 14, 2017 15:01

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

loquacius posted:

Fox News sent an infiltrator reporter with a video camera into a party at my college my freshman year, it was insanely stupid then and it still is now

Knew this was you without seeing the username, fuckin spg.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2017 14:35

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

loquacius posted:

The very same

Somebody in my freshman dorm had their rear end put on national TV without their consent, in the name of Christian propriety

Yeah I never went but it sounded pretty tame all things considered and fuuuuuuuck the tv cameras, I think it was my sophomore year?

# ¿ Mar 18, 2017 14:59

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

I like the "we'll get a tiny bit of the wall done then it'll be stopped and that piece will live on forever as a monument" plan. Kinda like that statue in wheel of time.

# ¿ Mar 19, 2017 15:56

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Squizzle posted:

theres always a weirdly high chance of widespread riots in france

RAISE THE BARRICADES

# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 01:39

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

yesss

# ¿ Mar 20, 2017 21:32

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Quarter century sex!

# ¿ Mar 22, 2017 13:53

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

What is this nitecrew nonsense. I haven't seen more than two posts in the last few minutes.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2017 10:58

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

euphronius posted:

I am moana !

it calllllls me

# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 01:23

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

euphronius posted:

Do you know who you are??

I guess I chose the right tattoo

# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 01:28

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

saw it twice in theaters, now twice at home because i have a 2-year old and goddamn is it a good movie for toddlers.

no jump scares, scariest stuff is maybe the lava monster?

uhhh i mean uh so here i'll stay with my people beside me

# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 01:31

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

euphronius posted:

Mask monster in tamatoas domain is freaky

yeah a bit, he didn't seem too bothered tbh

the extras are great too, the whole 'this is exactly what we did to make loving sure people from that area of the world actually got to be represented' stuff

# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 01:35

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

euphronius posted:

"Let her come to me!"

yeah that's the 'okay gonna start crying' part of the movie, for sure

well and I Am Moana, I guess

# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 01:36

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

NecroMonster posted:

I liked moana more than frozen or tangled, but i'm not sure if i liked it or big hero 6 more

I honestly think Moana is at the top for Disney for me, Inside Out gets the Pixar side of things but gently caress does it make me cry at that one part.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 01:37

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

moana was good but way too frontloaded. Excellent start but everything after the coconut pirates is just ok

Shiny is a brilliant song

# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 01:37

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

TotalHell posted:

when the piss tape gets released...

they better stream it

this is a good post

# ¿ Mar 24, 2017 20:06

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

jBrereton posted:

world in flames collaborative 4 week speedrun involving 22 hour days

Are you reading the LP because if you're not, you really should, it's been going for at least a year.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 12:13

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

silvergoose posted:

Are you reading the LP because if you're not, you really should, it's been going for at least a year.

eh I'll just post the link so other people can find it too

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3692085

and change my comment to at least two years :hellyeah:

# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 12:14

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Holy hells Al! is that a porcupine? Adorable.

# ¿ Mar 27, 2017 02:38

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

fits my needs posted:

Are people here really bitching about having rich parents? Lmao I wish I had to suffer such "indignity"

Pretty sure the sentiment is "rich parents can be such loving assholes like all rich people".

# ¿ Mar 27, 2017 13:51

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Epic High Five posted:

The first hybrid Prius was talked about a lot because it looked dumb tbh

Honda made a mistake by trying to make their hybrid look like a normal car you'd want to drive

Still driving my civic hybrid. It's a fine car, this fine car, this fine crew.

# ¿ Mar 28, 2017 15:26

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

FactsAreUseless posted:

Just go to McDonald's. Or whatever you have in Canada. McDoneauxld's.

Down at McDonnelzzz

Good song, that.

# ¿ Mar 31, 2017 12:56

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

I did a thing posted:

It feels like Bernie Sanders is going back into campaign mode. He has been touring the country. He stops in small rural areas giving town hall Q and As, speeches, and promoting his book while trying to get the message of what Democratic Socialism is all about. I suppose I'm a bit deluded in thinking we are getting special elections if this last election proves to have been entirely corrupted by a foreign power. Then some poster verbal slaps me out of my fever dream.

Yeah uh special elections would literally require a rewrite to the constitution. It's not *in* there.

Could have a coup though, that would basically also be a rewrite to the constitution.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2017 14:30

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Schnorkles posted:

They almost certainly will, but there does seem to be some question if they have 50 votes.

To destroy the filibuster for SC, you mean? Obviously they have 50 to confirm...

# ¿ Apr 3, 2017 16:13

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

Oh man! "spew" doesn't get used enough anymore and I hadn't thought about Spewey in a long time. RIP Spewey.

This is exactly like how Hermione created S.P.E.W. and

# ¿ Apr 3, 2017 19:03

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Coolguye posted:

i think the biggest thing that confuses me about the way people see chess is that it is not seen as a self-improvement exercise primarily

what i mean to say is, we as a race have figured out chess. we know how it works, we know how perfectly predict how any mid-game will ideally go, we know the instant checkmate becomes inevitable, we know every last thing there is to know about chess. and we have proven it by making software so sophisticated that it any joe on the planet with a cell phone can play chessbots so smart that they will roundly trash every chess master on the planet.

this is not like any of a billion mathematical or scientific theorems or disciplines where we have clearly not figured out all the cool applications yet. heck, boolean math had no applications whatsoever until it started enabling the computers we're all using to post right now. and the higher mysteries of boolean math still permeate circuit design today.

chess has nothing to prove, no pearls to clutch, no real place to go unless and until we change the rules. it's there to simply to entertain and as fantastic methodical thinking and perception exercise. sure, we make a spectacle of it at the highest level, but we do that with all distractions. who cares about 'raw talent'? that's not even a thing when i can tell you to go onto chess.com and you can't even beat a robot that's out there for free! nobody cares! just play chess, it is good!

Try playing shogi or go. Though computers can murder humans at those too.

# ¿ Apr 5, 2017 16:20

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

punchymcpunch posted:

One of the best lines in an extremely good film.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2017 19:08

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

There's always blue moon for easy to find light citrusy lager.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2017 14:18

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 19:27

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

jBrereton posted:

Weißbier and fish don't really mix in my pukey experience however I may have a different gut to many.

Maybe not but I love wheat beers so.

# ¿ Apr 9, 2017 14:23

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