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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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OwlFancier posted:

There is a helpful list of things that people in 1988 in the UK were terrified of enough to make a law about it specifically:


(j)the weapon sometimes known as a “telescopic truncheon”, being a truncheon which extends automatically by hand pressure applied to a button, spring or other device in or attached to its handle;
So if you had a telescopic truncheon that you shook out to extend it would it be legal to have it?

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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Heath posted:

I don't think he literally takes an hour and a half to eat the snack and do nothing else, somehow

He sits in the exact centre of a stark white room and slowly eats a muesli bar.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Do you have a real cat, or is it just animatronic?

.... I... I don't know.


https://i.imgur.com/KQltrs5.mp4

That is a witchs' frost familiar.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Oh god please don't argue over "Should female minotaurs have human breasts or cow udders or both at the same time" for 5 pages again :gonk:

Human breasts but cows milk comes out

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Boba Pearl posted:

Hey look, I told you I'd draw it for you for 80 bucks, but you can't come into my fun time posting place and bother me.

Don't forget the wonder bread!

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Is buttock crushing your own buttocks getting crushed or being crushed by buttocks?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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he needed him to see the giant rabbit

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Capt.Whorebags posted:

OK I was going with beach volleyball based on the uniform, but why is the woman on the left holding either a firearm or cordless drill?

To hunt the guy in his undies

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Stexils posted:

how on earth are these people eating corn on the cob

deep throat it and scrape the kernels off with your teeth

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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FreudianSlippers posted:

Fun fact:
Egyptian Brown, or Mummy Brown, was a popular pigment with painters from the 16th t century well into the 19th. It was, as the name suggests, made from ground up mummies.

At its peak demand was so high that some mummy sellers took to manufacturing their own mummies from dead slaves and criminals as proper ancient mummies were increasingly hard to come by.

Here's a painting mostly made from dead people

Probably a few dead cats as well

Do you think anyone has licked it?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Has anyone tested the sarcophagus juice as a cure for covid?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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now make it build the machines

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Why is the unabombers shack kept in a warehouse? Why not just burn it?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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dr_rat posted:

Fbi types like to go into it to work when ever they can.

Like do you know how much better it is to work in a log cabin then a cubical?

They charge their crystals in there don't they? The FBI turned it into a JO shack!

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Ghost Leviathan posted:

Trepanation is suddenly coming to mind. Weird thing is, apparently sometimes it works.

Well how else are you meant to get the demons out?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Three Christs, twenty-eight disciples, a kangaroo, a conjurer and a mariachi band.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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I put a towel over my head whenever I piss or poo poo to hide my shame from God

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Karate Bastard posted:

Getting real red dwarf vibes off of this.

The shittest version of Better Than Life.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Mr. Crow posted:

Who is Pete Davidson

yo

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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DigitalRaven posted:

It's not scrubbed, but the algorithm prefers actual blue waffles to :nms:bluewaffle.net:nms:

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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why not simply give the soldiers better socks?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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The Wurst Poster posted:

Where's the one for the front fell off?

that would be A, the black on the front of the flag signifies the missing front

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Farquar posted:

Why are these people being filmed as they watch TV?

all good scientists keep a record of their experiments

the scientists here being the spiders

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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so close to being the gromble

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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OwlFancier posted:

Why does the cum truck have a petrol diamond on it?

cum is extremely flammable when transported in large amounts

thats why they give you a little cup at the sperm bank

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

Put a stack of dimes on the table and remove them as necessary like if your server is inattentive.

Make sure they don't break eye contact as you shove each one up your rear end

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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how do you crucify a car anyway

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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It's a Man-Serpent from Elden Ring

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Blue Footed Booby posted:

The giant snake is also from elden ring. The snake lady is from Dark Souls 2. Of the three, only the red snake is friendly.

Oh god there's a giant snake in elden ring? I thought it was the giant snake from sekiro

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Wanna poke that belly

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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docking is weird

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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https://twitter.com/BAKKOOONN/status/421370207693594624?s=20&t=J68c3El5n4Gzjgg5wAfiWg

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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The Anime Liker posted:

As a MILF purist, I live by the belief that a MILF requires being a mother from the age group above your age group.

If you're 14 and Tim is 14 and his mom is hot, Tim's mom is a MILF.

If you're 37 and a 37 year old has a kid, she's not a MILF, that's just someone your age. Unless her child is old enough for her child's friends to want to gently caress her. Then she's a MILF to them, but not you.

If you're 37 and an 18 year old has a kid, she's not a MILF, you just want to gently caress an 18 year old, you dirty old man.

And if you had a MILF in your teen years and you'd still bang her now that you're 40, baby you got yourself a GMILF.

What if you know someone who is a mom/mum that you would like to gently caress though?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Infinitum posted:

Give it one round without sound and try and guess what's happening.

Sound
https://i.imgur.com/BgcQemM.mp4

hullo!

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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BrianBoitano posted:

Mods are asleep, time to post wild poo poo


wouldnt the male cloaca just be a butt or are they saying that male dinosaurs had dicks but also peed out their cloaca

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Paladinus posted:

Can maths explain this?


man pissed so hard he was blown backwards

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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

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Brum?

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