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Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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You can tell all those flat earth maps are made in the northern hemisphere; they make all the cotinents increasingly streeeetched the further south you go. The last flat earth map I saw showed that New Zealand is roughly the same size as Canada.

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Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Not Scottish, but I can take a stab at it:

Hunners (Hunter's?) folk (friends maybe? parents?) are missing. I shouldn't laugh, but I didn't go home for 5 days at New Years and all I got was a text asking if I had my dig (rent?) money.


Source: I have a read a LOT of Irvine Welsh.

I assumed that "dig money" was cash set aside to pay for one's own funeral & burial. WHich doesn't really make any sense come to think of it.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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What if we had some kind of compromise, where people can still post Loss edits, but we skip the 3-5 following posts of reaction gifs?

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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FreudianSlippers posted:

Isn't that like swans drawn using only their skeletons for reference?

I think it's part of the "No shrink-wrapped dinosaurs" movement- worth a google, if only for thicc sauropods- which is the idea that our reconstructions of extinct animals generally rely on wrapping skin around skeletons, and ignoring all the weird soft tissues that real animals actually have.
Someone else has done a "reconstruction" of a cat (which I can't seem to find) that's pretty horrifying.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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tallest crocodile posted:

Is it this one?



Because if so I might have finally found my first avatar. Holy poo poo.

Aagh, that's the one. I can't handle the horse either.
The odd thing is, once shrink-wrapping has been pointed out, you can never unsee it, and it sort of ruins nearly every dinosaur illustration out there.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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bike tory posted:

"Peds" is a very common abbreviation for pedestrians though. "Pedos" isn't for obvious reasons

Well yes, there wouldn't be room for that on the sign.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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BlockChainNetflix posted:

Well there's an obvious solution to that.



More road signs need this innovative feature.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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Help, what does "you can Endeavor to find other means of moving your dirty waka" mean? Is the capital E significant?

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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I don't get it, what's odd about aaaaaaaaaaa

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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Gripweed posted:

At the rate we're going, culturally and ecologically, humanity is gonna be extinct by 2100 and millennia later when octopuses become the dominant intelligent species on earth all they'll find of our civilization is a giant stone monument of Vegeta hugging pregnant Goku

We shall be as gods to them.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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Gromit posted:

I've only ever been weighed once for a flight and that was out of a bumfuck tiny town in central Queensland where you all stand in a shed waiting for the plane to land and security is the dog running about the plastic tables outside hoping to scrounge a chip.

Did you give the dog a chip?

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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Someone please tell me what is going on here. I am afraid to google "Japanese spoon trick."

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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Ferrule posted:

Yes. We all look like that.

Also, every British person has horrible teeth, every French person has horrible body odor, every Chinese person is a terrible driver, etc.

Finally, someone ready to tell it like it is! What're your opinions on so-called quote "climate change" unquote?

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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Exactly, would woman would want anything to to with such a poorly-painted hammerhead gunship?

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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There's something really unpleasant about these videos. Stop hurting the shiny person!!!
If they were dog-shaped bots rather than people-shaped, it would be a whole new level of awful.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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Milo and POTUS posted:

The bride looks like she's leaping towards the camera. Weird thing: she keeps getting closer.

That's getting really unnerving.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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By popular demand posted:

I could do with fewer cries.

I hear Weig Waters is delightful this time of year

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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Gaa, it feels like someone is sucking on my eyes


I'm getting a real strong Homestuck vibe of this, but I'm not entirely sure why.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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Yeah, it's a hideous movie. I loved dinosaurs as a kid but hated LBT; it's an hour of sad infants being terrified in various gross-looking environments.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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MrUnderbridge posted:

Here you go:



Kennedy front and center, Cluckface on the right, and Nugget's butt background left.

They're good girls, although Kennedy pecked me in the eyeball once. Bitch.

Those are some beautiful chickens. (Why "Kennedy" though?)

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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The meme thread's very own Bible verse is Phillipians 3:8, "I count all things as Loss."

sebmojo posted:

i was swimming with my family at a beach in my home town and there was a sort of inception BWAAARRRPPP in my head as I saw a gigantic orca just sort of slide out of the water about fifteen metres away.

Cool! I thought it was just me that got the BWAARP. Generally from spiders.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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Wow, this KroniX chap is a comedic genius!
Pity Extra Fabulous Comics keeps stealing his ideas.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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Mister Speaker posted:

I remember one time a coworker threw on some Gogol Bordello, and I turned around and went "hey, does the singer in this band have a moustache?" and she was like "yeah I think so, why?" Because I could hear it. I could hear his moustache.

A good moustache can throw wide the doors of sensory perception

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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This makes me feel some emotions I don't know the names of.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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I'm beginning to expect some posts along the lines of "what do you mean your tail isn't prehensile?" or "what, I thought everyone could smell the thoughts of their prey?"

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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I prefer my pike grasped by a square of sixty-four large angry Swiss men with red and yellow tights.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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Picnic Princess posted:

Posted unironically to a wildlife photography group I'm in



I know there's something really off about this photo, but I can't place what it is exactly.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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Lodin posted:

TG16 sucked rear end. It had some fun games but why on earth would you get that and not a SNES or Mega Drive?
Bonk was so naff they had to invent Johnny Turbo as their mascot.



What am I looking at here? Who is this fat bearded man in latex?

Tree Bucket has a new favorite as of 04:58 on Dec 3, 2019

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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Captain Hygiene posted:

*surreptitiously motions towards unplugged monitor cable*

I'll have you know I'm unpleasantly skinny

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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Parrotine posted:

Anyone who is making $25 a week is considered employed.

What, really?
I can't wait for nuclear fire to cleanse the earth.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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Samuringa posted:

That's just one baby.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

As a dumb American I love how this comes across as just weird word-ish noises.

PLASSY
quip a
SHITEGUM

Gettabout sefteen...
abuts Guelph



Killer robot posted:

I think part of why the Mad Max movies resonated so well is that even modern Australian English is easy to sell as some weird post-apocalyptic dialect.

WITNESS
me
BLOODBAG

out here...
Everything hurts

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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JoelJoel posted:

I respect no pancake rear end.

Never Skip... Butt Day? Is there a Butt Day?

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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HPanda posted:

Just get a servant to work your butt.

Lol, just lol-


Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Fried cat poo poo and waffles

If this is Sandwich Anarchy, I want nothing to do with it.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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HPanda posted:

I get the core concept, but that picture has to be one of the worst ways to try stopping an attacker with an umbrella. There'd be almost no force applied to face.

What you can't see is the six-inch steel spike on the end of the handle!

Scratch Monkey posted:

They wanted to make sure the viewer could still see the model’s cleavage.

Well, or that.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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I'm here for the impractical flails!

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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Reminds me of those marvellous "the scent of his colon" tweets

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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Well, that was weirdly unsettling.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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That's strange, I can hear this picture

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Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

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Hi thread, can recommend leaving the spoiler unspoiled. Ta

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