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Hollismason posted:Once the fires died at Benghazi a pile of ash and sludge congealed together and made the shape of a man. Lost and weak it found sustenance by sneaking into the homes of families with newborns , quietly it crept to the child's resting place. It placed its newly formed lips over the child's and took its essence. Many to this day claim it was like the last plague of Moses. The mornings were filled the wailing of berieved families. With its new gained strength this abomination stole away on a oil ship bound for the Americas. It slept in deep blackness of the oil in the hold like a child in the womb. The crew themselves were afflicted with a wastefulness and hunger that no meal would quell. Upon arrival in our land it fled during the night its oils slick body giving it a natural camouflage. It had by then fashioned itself into the form of a man completely. Like a dog that is lost and finds its way home over thousands of miles it made a journey to our Capital. There it would build its kingdom. It gave itself a name Trey Gowdy and set to it's dark task. Google suggests this is original work, and not a modified quote like I thought. Very evocative and engaging. Are you a writer?
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SulphagneSocialist posted:People overwhelmingly, when polled, follow the pottery barn rule on health care. It's hard for the party dominating all branches of government to say they were helpless to fix something, especially when people are naturally change-averse and the change is happening on Republican watch. Why is this called the pottery barn rule?
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Jul 31, 2017 23:18
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How will I know it's time to murder my neighbors for their food? I don't want to wait too long and have them murder me first. So embarrassing...
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Spaced God posted:This will not happen. 25% of people would still support the President if he bit a chunk out of a baby and then raped the hole.
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:Looks like we have our first blood sacrifice to the 2020 primary. This guy doesn't seem tall enough.
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PhazonLink posted:Ah yes just drop 300K$, or maybe 500K$. No tax. Only spend.
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Aug 3, 2017 05:42
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HappyHippo posted:Incoming job approval rebound Is some journalist somewhere adding up these days and their cost and comparing them to real Presidents?
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Aug 3, 2017 14:49
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KickerOfMice posted:Dude, drink some chamomile tea. Gud dog.
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Aug 6, 2017 07:03
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Enormous ball of flaming gas stares at sun.
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Aug 21, 2017 20:21
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mango sentinel posted:They want to get beat up to justify Trump's reaction and make their side sympathetic. Beaten by Bears.
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Aug 23, 2017 22:20
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Hollismason posted:Now that it's been pointed out I can never not see that graphic as anything of than that a crocodile opening its mouth. The lines don't intersect anymore. Now it looks like one of those caves you fly a spaceship through in a shmup.
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Aug 24, 2017 20:40
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Could someone link the original Giant Texas Cannibal Murderpig post? I have unfortunately forgotten the details.
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Aug 25, 2017 02:21
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Some brilliant leftish engineers need to design Tammy Duckworth some awesome looking robot legs that can make her just a little bit taller than any opposition.
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Aug 25, 2017 19:09
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Prester Jane posted:golden age Was the golden age when there were lots of effort posts and photo shops and things were just generally interesting?
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Aug 27, 2017 23:57
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Dmitri-9 posted:I'm noticing a lot of people of all races helping people regardless of their race which is a big improvement over Hurricane Katrina's "Turner Diaries meets The Most Dangerous Game". Wasn't that mostly after the waters started receding?
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Aug 28, 2017 00:39
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This cube is...not a cube, right? I think the angles are off.
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Aug 28, 2017 15:22
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Data Graham posted:A square two miles on a side is two miles square, not four miles square I meant the way it's drawn.
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Aug 28, 2017 15:36
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Finally! Please consider that this artist is probably trying to make Trump look as dignified and empathetic as possible and this is the best he could do.
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Aug 29, 2017 00:43
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K Prime posted:At this point if the AP reported Trump was ordering that the Lincoln Memorial be replaced with the Trump Throne I would shrug and say "must be Tuesday." Is Dawn in trouble again? Dog tax: 
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Grapplejack posted:If you do your mass shooting in a library are you expected to use a silencer? 
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Aug 29, 2017 01:08
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I was wondering why New Orleans was rebuilt in place instead of moving to higher ground and found this article which indicates that they didn't move because that wouldn't be fun.
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Koalas March posted:https://twitter.com/HoustonChron/status/902256462650597376 She might be in trouble when Vegeta comes back to get his armour.
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Aug 29, 2017 16:02
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I saw Close Encounters of the Third Kind in the theatre today and it made me really angry about our Clown-in-Chief.
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Sep 3, 2017 06:01
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Could they be ending Daca by just making those people citizens? Maybe as a last ditch bid for positive press? I think my brain has done the thing when you get high enough in Pac-Man, half the screen disappears.
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Sep 5, 2017 06:08
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Hi! We moved into manufactured housing in the Bay Area because the mortgage, combined with lot rent and insurance, plus getting a car and insurance for that, was still cheaper than the apartment we'd been renting for 7 years. If we live here for 11 years (9 more), it will entirely pay for itself. AMA.
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Al Borland Corp. posted:Would you like to move to Alabama, I'm selling a 3br 2ba house of 1567 sqft for $80000. New windows. Too hot. Also, I don't think there's much of a tech industry. skylined! posted:do you know where the closest evac shelter is and how to get there? Closest is the fire station just up the road. Flood insurance, yes. I think our regular insurance covers wind damage. Something like 2 hurricanes have hit California since 1900, and we've got mountains on both sides. I hadn't even heard of hurricane insurance until I started reading the Harvey thread.
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skylined! posted:ya i thought you meant the tampa bay area, as floridians refer to it as 'the bay area' I almost said Silicon Valley  KickerOfMice posted:The storm on the heels of Irma is named tropical storm José, lol. This seems like really really bad timing to use that name.
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Every single time I read Latinx:
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