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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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This looks like it is from one of their new conspiracy/The_Donald subreddits CalmBeforeTheStorm

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Sodomy is included in somes pursuit of happiness.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Praxis Prion posted:

More sodomy means less abortions anyway. Buttsex is wild and it don't cause no child!

I had always heard "Cum in the buns, means you won't have sons" but I like yours better.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Don't play with my emotions like this.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Crabtree posted:

None of the Trumps should be spared. They're all dumb and likely involved in this poo poo.

Even Tiffany? :ohdear:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Ague Proof posted:

If Mueller is fired there won't be leaks, there'll be a tidal wave.

The tidal wave of pisstapes will drown us all.

:pisstape:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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BardoTheConsumer posted:

Holy poo poo he actually had a million dollars.

It is actually a loan from Putin.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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"I hit recall, that means I didn't mean to send it. You have to honor the recall!"

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Helen Highwater posted:

How long do you have?

Till the Muller investigation wraps up.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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RZApublican posted:

Get ready for Secretary of State Mike Pompeo :v:

Or it's :mitt: time to shine.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Also what is going on with the baby's foot?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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:stare: That can't be real.

The Phlegmatist posted:

It was a high-speed train on a track that was never designed for high-speed trains. Somebody really hosed up.

Reminds me of when they were putting commuter trains in Austin, when they discovered that the rail road crossings in a few locations could not support passenger cars. They found this out on the first full trip with the city council on board.

Zil fucked around with this message at 20:02 on Dec 18, 2017

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Koalas March posted:

Viva la Revolucion!

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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TheBalor posted:

Then what the hell is he doing in Iowa?

He heard they had good pork chops.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Hieronymous Alloy posted:

so we aren't gonna hear anything about the Trump / Mueller meeting yesterday are we

Depends on how long the handlers can keep the phone away from him.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Space Gopher posted:

Aladdin Iago is short and has a funny voice.

Othello Iago hates Moors.

Either way you slice it, it's Sessions.

Just saw this, this is amazing. :golfclap:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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DaveWoo posted:

https://twitter.com/Emma_Dumain/status/943625008001224704

So they can give away $1.5 trillion to corporations and the wealthy, but they can't manage to fund children's health insurance for more than a few months at a time.

Disgusting.

What poor kid has donated to their campaign fund lately?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Ague Proof posted:

Oh gently caress you.

If Nunes' doesn't come out as being a Russian puppet, I will be extremely surprised.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

They need to be bigger.



Those are clearly lions on his arms, so not covered under the 2nd amendment.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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They just cut taxes, they can't go around spending money they don't have! Party of Fiscal Responsibility!

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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biracial bear for uncut posted:

I wish Black Panther was out in time to watch around Christmas instead of another loving Star Wars movie.

It probably could, but after all that money Disney spent on acquiring Star Wars, they don't want to dare hurt the box office receipts.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

So how specifically does Trump signing the bill in 2017 gently caress up the GOP plans for 2018?

It goes into effect a year earlier than expected and can be used even more in the midterm elections. Also the cuts should fall off for the middle class in 2020 instead of 2021.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Furnaceface posted:

If you took all the hate and violence in the world, condensed it down to a small size then allowed it to take form, it would take the form of a Canada goose.

They are loving evil.

Canadian Goose/Biden 2020

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Do you like prison?

At least there you are guaranteed three meals a day and free healthcare.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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"What's your email address so I can show you the map? Also how many twitter followers do you have?"

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Party Plane Jones posted:

a christmas miracle!

No that would be when he gets his rear end kicked out of the embassy.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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farraday posted:

I hope that’s either/or because it’s asking a lot.

Of course I suppose some families are different.


https://twitter.com/BarackObama/status/945324527520804866

I miss them so much.

Also how long before that photo is used for an attack ad.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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BirdOfPlay posted:

Wait, wait, wait. The Papa lives in that castle in Kentucky outside of Lexington?

yep

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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They are both in Kentucky, so close enough in my book.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Pakled posted:

I think Prester Jane brings a unique and valuable perspective to the thread and I'd regret seeing her quit posting because she gets shouted down every time she comes in here.

Same

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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enraged_camel posted:

Hahaha, are we measuring likelihood of election by number of tweet likes now?

:sad:

It's too early in the election season for map posting.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Tayter Swift posted:

This may be my favorite Trump tweet of all time

Someone tell him that there have also been 0 asteroid/meteorite deaths as well in 2017 and see if he claims it for himself.

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

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Owlofcreamcheese posted:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-42531482

Ten of the victims were US citizens, along with the Costa Rican pilot and co-pilot. Local media said five victims came from a single family.

The Nature Air single-propeller Cessna 208 Caravan was travelling from the capital San José to the resort of Punta Islita, the CRhoy website reported.

There were no survivors. It was unclear what caused the crash.

Killary strikes again.

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