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dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
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Turdfuzz posted:

gently caress you vote 1

nah

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dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

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Flavius Belisarius posted:

all these people trying to keep up with both threads of nonsense, including myself, has convinced me that we are legitimately insane at this point and all trumpbrained

not one brain left unbroken

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

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logikv9 posted:

the one that is happening in 9 minutes

[desire to rapid shitpost intensifies]

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

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is it even may yet

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May 2, 2007

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prefect posted:

I liked Saints Row 3 quite a lot.

yeah, but these days Arma-Goddamn-Motherfuckin-Geddon seems the more appropriate callback?

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

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SKULL.GIF posted:

they're gonna announce the war to try to cancel the midterms

i wouldn't put anything beyond them dude

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May 2, 2007

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Brother Entropy posted:

the reddit chuds young enough that they could get drafted, not the old fox news chuds

leopards eating people's faces party

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
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U-DO Burger posted:

please introduce the Trump Peace Prize please please please

PISS PRIZE IS REAL

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May 2, 2007

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:smith:

Mariana Horchata posted:

wow its amazing how much better he looks w/ 6" ballistic glass between his face and the camera

probably because you can't tell that his skin color is only naturally found in bottles

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Pooky posted:

Everyone should probably buy stock in private jail firms.

You don't deserve that gang tag.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

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Addamere posted:

how is this the new thread for may when it was started in march??

TRUMP

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May 2, 2007

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DryGoods posted:

new month and we have to drag out one of turdfuzz's musty, failed threads to post in. Trump deserves better than this. shameful

no trump doesn't

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May 2, 2007

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tacodaemon posted:

wouldnt it be cool if, instead of putting all that creativity and programming skill and mental effort into making the deepfake algorithm, the guy who invented it killed himself instead?

someone else would have invented it instead

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May 2, 2007

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zegermans posted:

hey its not may yet

it is for like 90% of humans apparently

hasn't even reached the piss hovel though smh

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May 2, 2007

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A Handed Missus posted:

they're going to question Hillary again

but this time

they LOCK HER UP

can they take the rest of the dccc with her

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May 2, 2007

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Pancakes posted:

My new C-SPAM project will be a miserable failure, especially compared to the hats. I'm trying to organize a C-SPAM goonmeet at the Cubs/Pirates game at Wrigley on 6/9.

Thread

nice

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
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Kurtofan posted:

gently caress loyalty day, gently caress america

:hai:

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May 2, 2007

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Billzasilver posted:

The holiday was first observed in 1921, during the First Red Scare.[2] It was originally called "Americanization Day,"[3] and it was intended to replace the May 1 ("May Day") celebration of the International Workers' Day,[4] which commemorates the 1886 Haymarket affair in Chicago.[5]

During the Second Red Scare, it was recognized by the U.S. Congress on April 27, 1955,[6] and made an official reoccurring holiday on July 18, 1958 (Public Law 85-529).[1][7] President Dwight D. Eisenhower proclaimed May 1, 1955, the first observance of Loyalty Day.[8] In 1958, Eisenhower urged Congress to move Child Health Day to the First Monday in October, to avoid conflicting with Loyalty Day.[7][9] Loyalty Day has been recognized with an official proclamation every year by every president since its inception as a legal holiday in 1958.[10][11]

congress is mewling coward infants, entered into evidence as article... uh, anyone know how power towers work?

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Squizzle posted:

the right whale is so hosed btw

it had plenty of time to become a left whale

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

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Robert Plant posted:

hey hello is it Trump yet?

it will never not be Trump again

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May 2, 2007

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Can we redistribute Douthat?

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May 2, 2007

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WMain00 posted:

Can we cease all his motor functions?

Suppose it depends on how you redistribute him.

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May 2, 2007

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white sauce posted:

why would anyone willingly live in FL

they want to watch the sea reclaim it in real time, up close and personal?

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
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SKULL.GIF posted:

what the President was thinking is an outrageous

what the President was thinking is an outrageous

what the President was thinking is an outrageous

what the President was thinking is an outrageous

thread title (TRUMP: prefix optional)

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

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A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

Libs tricked again

Nah, they went into that with cheeks wide open

Sell it as 'protect the sovereignty of a state bordering Russia', hope no one notices it's aiding and abetting neo-Nazis but don't actually care that you're aiding and abetting neo-Nazis, pretty standard neoliberal strategy

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May 2, 2007

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ShutteredIn posted:

the nofap community is going to be ripped apart when the debate over whether loving a sex robot is masturbation or not starts in earnest

good

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May 2, 2007

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Yinlock posted:

"ideological education" uhh what

gin and juche

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May 2, 2007

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apparently nothing

im 'blame it on the drain'

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May 2, 2007

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sandoz posted:

the very first drain I clicked on

OwO - *Nuzzles your drain.* You're so wet. *Gloms*

also there are a half dozen named "bad dragon dot com"

okay two things

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May 2, 2007

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drat you'd think they'd have gotten the hint after their airport melted

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May 2, 2007

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where were you

the day the world started trumping

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Cao Ni Ma posted:

I hope Trump is still president when it kills the American car sector again

id want to see the kei car happen in america in force but itd be pearls before swine

how do you crack a market where people only think to buy what theyre actively sold

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May 2, 2007

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Joementum posted:

taco trucks on every corner

:yeah:

mlmp08 posted:

I think it fits into the "highly rated, but still underrated" category.

:yeah:

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

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DrPossum posted:

it's legit dumb how stupid everything is

that's usually how it works :munch:

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Augus posted:

"hire me and I will put a swift end to this investigation"
"very well, you're hired"
*clears throat* "YES IT IS TRUE MY CLIENT DID ALL THE CRIMES"

the best monkey paws

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May 2, 2007

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deathbysnusnu posted:

I mean yeah Trump may just withdraw from this deal because he has no idea what it is or why we're in it. It's a separate issue from bombing Iran which Trump may also do because it's Trump. If it's the former I'm all for it because America is trash and us losing any trust we have left is a net good for the human species.

THREMPF

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May 2, 2007

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Phi230 posted:

BEHOLD

https://twitter.com/Angela_Stalcup/status/987680581566783488?s=20

The piss tape is no more! All hail the milk tape!

There are many tapes of Trump's sexual indiscretions and they are all real.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

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Bearjew posted:

bring back decorum :qq:

decorum and dignity are in the loving ground where they belong

probably should have had some laws and procedures set up to replace their role in keeping the republic intact though

welp, hindsight's 20/20

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May 2, 2007

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FistEnergy posted:

my Bad Post Radar started going off and i blacked out, whatd i miss

they stopped serving breakfast at eleven apparently

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white sauce posted:

I had no clue dicks could shoot out all those objects

if your dick shoots out all those objects, consult your doctor

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