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Jel Shaker posted:we’re blaming south africa now for the new varient , problem solved Hate to tell you this but when they said SA...
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2021 12:19 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 02:47 |
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Heavy_D posted:i'm really looking forward to five years time when brexit has wrecked everything and rather than apologising the leave voters will only say that it failed because people didn't back it hard enough Oh, it's absolutely going to be all the Remainers' fault. Sabotaging all the trading negotiations and hiding all the potatoes.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2021 23:19 |
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Communist Thoughts posted:Herd immunity will ultimately save us so our main concern is the economy Thins out the smelly proles, kills off the NHS. No downsides there!
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2021 12:34 |
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oliwan posted:this one triggered me hard. hadley freeman is honestly the worst person on earth. Already unavailable oh dearie me diddums get ratioed? Ed: #BidenErasedWomen is trending, so I daresay there'll be plenty of tears there. Runcible Cat has issued a correction as of 15:44 on Jan 21, 2021 |
# ¿ Jan 21, 2021 15:41 |
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90s Cringe Rock posted:perhaps all british deserve extermination I'm honestly OK with that as long as I get to watch all the Tory heads falling into baskets before you get to me.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2021 19:21 |
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Shear Modulus posted:i had no idea chicken tikka masala was a classic british food Victorian fusion food. "Yeah, this spicy chicken is good stuff but we're British so make it like it has gravy on."
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2021 08:47 |
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steinrokkan posted:Black pudding is good. Especially in bacon sandwiches. Yum!
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2021 12:10 |
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Shear Modulus posted:1984 but with sex arses The Anti-Sex Arse League.
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2021 22:01 |
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kicks forts posted:We are more like those prissy ghosts who just sit in their big dumb rock thinking they are better than everyone. barrow-whites
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2021 10:25 |
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Dravs posted:Captain Tom RIP. His cretin kids taking him on holiday to Barbados over Xmas deserve some credit too.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2021 18:14 |
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Pryor on Fire posted:So Scotland is pushing for independence from the UK while also trying to build a big new rail bridge to the UK? Scotland doesn't have anything to do with it. It's all: Dravs posted:I mean, I suppose a bright side for the Tories is it means they get to bung another few million at their school buddies before they declare it completely unfeasible again. now that HS2 is getting old and boring they need something new and shiny to zazz up the investors with.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2021 11:51 |
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Shear Modulus posted:why do people care so much about the color of the passports? I don't get it OLD WAYS BEST I moan dailymailiacally
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2021 19:31 |
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twoday posted:pretty cool that they still make these jesus christ they have ether/chloroform in? No wonder they make your mouth go numb.
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2021 15:33 |
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twoday posted:although now that brexit has been achieved, anything is possible Make laudanum available from chemists again! Who'll need the NHS!
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2021 23:20 |
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Biplane posted:Congrats on the upcoming march 8th reopening of the UK, I'm sure it will be a wheezing success!
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2021 10:06 |
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bitterandtwisted posted:love to spend a hundred trillion quid on a dedicated tunnel between the Isle of Man (pop 80k) and Stranraer (pop 10k) HOW DARE YOU NOT BELIEVE IN BRITAIN
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2021 16:59 |
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Cao Ni Ma posted:[UK]Protect Churchill At All Costs Ed: drat that was quick! Runcible Cat has issued a correction as of 21:07 on Mar 14, 2021 |
# ¿ Mar 14, 2021 20:53 |
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Bust Rodd posted:I know it’s not a 1-1 analogue, but isn’t that like if a bunch of rude, racist Texans voted for Texas to secede, won the vote, and then moved to Mexico? I just don’t understand, why vote leave and then move? what is the cultural touchstone im missing? Other way round. Moved to Mexico then voted for Texas to secede and won. But still didn't want to move back because the weather's poo poo and everything costs more.
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2021 12:50 |
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Communist Thoughts posted:Fuckin hell I love fish and chips Fish and chips is antisemitic. How dare you celebrate Jewish people being kicked out of Spain.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2021 10:03 |
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the sex ghost posted:Tbf a nightclub is the ideal plain clothes cover as whos going to notice a coked up man starting fights with everyone A strange feeling of safety comes over every woman in a 50ft radius.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2021 17:42 |
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gonadic io posted:We must protect our Cornish lithium reserves And our stockpile of sex arses.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2021 17:01 |
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Lawman 0 posted:"Britian is a geographical concept" The Ununited Kingdom.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2021 12:04 |
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Alan_Shore posted:Will anyone here be voting for loving Starmer? I hate BoJo with a passion but I won't forgive labour for their bullshit. So what, just not vote? I mean... lib dems? loving lol They're presumably relying on "hur hur who else are the lefties gonna vote for" so... the only move is not to play? Generations of suffragettes are glaring at me for not using my vote this time, but gently caress sake there's no-one to vote for.
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2021 18:56 |
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Jel Shaker posted:there’s probably a whole city in china devoted just to making club gear for just rangers, with a city a few miles down the road only making gear for celtic Do Rangers/Celtics fans regularly insist on inspection visits to make sure there's no cross-contamination?
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2021 12:01 |
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plink plink fizz fizz oh what a surprise it is
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2021 13:58 |
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Tulip posted:Presumably there's a coin recall at some point, right? Paper bills have a fairly limited life expectancy for regular use so you don't really need to think about it, they either get destroyed or become collectors' items, but coins can remain useable for literally centuries (this was a thing in Imperial China - coins from multiple dynasties ago still in circulation). It was a thing in Britain too until decimalisation in 1971 - you had coins from the last 100 years floating around until they got too worn. And even after decimalisation for silver coins - shillings were repurposed as 5p coins, florins as 10p for example - until those denominations were resized decades later. In short no, Liz-head coins will circulate until they wear out; the Mint will just switch to using Charlie's head on new ones. Or Will's, if Charlie doesn't make it to his coronation; he's not looking any too well these days either.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2021 16:39 |
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Venomous posted:dang, I get the Ulster erasure because that is clearly going to be the north of the Republic Of Ireland in the next decade, but what about Wales Wales and Scotland should obviously both become part of the Greater Republic of Ireland.
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2021 07:22 |
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Jose posted:truly incredible that with labour possibly about to lose hartlepool the labour right are now claiming corbyn never won it despite it staying labour in 2017/2019. That or just straight up lying about ukip pulling out etc He didn't win it he just failed to lose it Stand by to admire der starmer succeeding where Corbyn failed!
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# ¿ May 3, 2021 12:37 |
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A Buttery Pastry posted:The Democrats needed Trump, but the UK Trump has a major advantage compared to his American brother: He's establishment as gently caress, so everyone has to respect him. Nuclear winter; the cure for global warming! Thanks Boris!
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# ¿ May 6, 2021 06:53 |
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Keir: speeds up movement towards British people British people: run away faster
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# ¿ May 7, 2021 12:05 |
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Jel Shaker posted:i have to agree that it’s mental they’re still going on about corbyn, of course obviously there are tons of reasons why they are, but i’d have thought they’d have atleast come up with something to build their project around Why should they when they don't need to? Keep throwing poo poo and people will keep looking at where the poo poo's being thrown rather than at what the poo poo-throwing's meant to distract them from.
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# ¿ May 25, 2021 12:15 |
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bedpan posted:I can't believe jeremy crubbins would do this Has anyone said Long Corbyn yet? Long Corbyn.
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# ¿ May 27, 2021 19:57 |
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Darth Walrus posted:I think that at this point it's safe to say Cole is genuinely into it. yeah those aren't tear stains.
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# ¿ May 30, 2021 12:05 |
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Jose posted:its just the mail playing to their readers but still lol imagine the chaos if they tried to go back now Bring back pounds shillings and pence!
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2021 16:12 |
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No doubt someone's already pointed it out but those are some amazing Thanos jowls on that column topper pic. He was probably purple before they got in there with colour correction too, as well.
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2021 16:46 |
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V. Illych L. posted:it's going to make some people's old schoolmates quite a lot of money, so of course it has to go forward It's OK*, it'll be that garden bridge all over again. Plenty of money for old schoolmates without doing anything so gauche as actually building anything. *well, for the wildlife anyway
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2021 17:08 |
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happyhippy posted:Taking a note of all the names who filled up already. No petrol, no Molotov cocktails when the proles finally get around to revolting! galaxybraintory.jpg
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2021 10:39 |
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Jel Shaker posted:How depressing it is to see [forum] readers joining in the denigration of Keir Starmer. What kind of country have we become when seriousness, integrity, diligence and intelligence are seen as negative qualities? Has the vacuous celebrity culture taken over our critical faculties to such an extent? Hi Keith! Never realised you got an account here so long ago!
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2021 14:29 |
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forkboy84 posted:I think it's more that they were progressive but in a very limited way. And society moved on while they stayed where they were. And at some point became obsessed with the idea that the trans agenda is to make butch lesbians think they are men for...reasons no one has really articulated. Pretty much this I think, as someone of that age/gender/race. Some of us have learned a bit over the years, but the loudest ones are all high on farts and righteousness and don't give a poo poo about anyone else's oppression.
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2021 16:57 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 02:47 |
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redleader posted:i gotta say, i don't think she's going to die. because we are in hell, and good things don't happen in hell Nah, they do, but just to make sure we don't forget how hellish the rest is. It's like reverse Book of Job. Book of Boj*. If all you get is hell and torture it normalises; the shits in charge have to give us good stuff sometimes so the bad stuff hurts more. (*bit on the loving nose there, synchronicity)
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2021 09:20 |