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Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Yinlock posted:

tomorrow msnbc will refuse to admit iowa even exists

These Forty Nine States

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Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Burmese Sanders

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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strong Klob energy from this

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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This dude is cool

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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he won, folks

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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MeatwadIsGod posted:

loving priapism

Absolutely colossal right now, knocking over plants and lamps, just concussed my cat, yet I keep hootin'

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Wow! President Other!

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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slopJoe 2020330 posted:

how do i bet that Biden is going to endorse Pete. i'm holding a dollar who wants it

I'll take it but under no circumstances am I giving it back. I'll give you half a Twix. Not the full piece, just half of the left side. That's my offer, take it or leave it

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Today is 2/3 but Bernie is #1

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

god drat!!!! loving owns!! (this is a DIFFERENT muslim center i believe)

https://twitter.com/JaymalGreen/status/1224513533922226182

How the gently caress are they gonna spin a mosque caucus voting crushingly overwhelmingly for a Jewish man

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Needle good

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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DEEP STATE PLOT posted:

rapidly approaching too drunk to see my monitor is biden still eating poo poo through a straw

When is he not doing this

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Ratfucking in progress, please stand by

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

what has to happen specifically to revoke iowa's status?

(Gestures vaguely at the internet right now, shrugging)

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Montasque posted:

Even if Pete won, this completely fucks him. This is hilarious.

I logged off for two hours and apparently missed a landslide of things, wtf happened

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Has Bernie won yet

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Gringostar posted:

lol, even :orb:mother is dunking on the dems over this shitshow

https://twitter.com/marwilliamson/status/1224704852258848773

I still like Crystal Mom

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Office Pig posted:

"I totally respect your viewpoint on this, I totally do"

with how much she has to tiptoe around it i'm wondering if the campaign is deliberately hushing his homosexuality to court the christian democrat fuckhead vote

Yes

Literally the only appropriate response was to just hand the bigot her card back and call it a wash, there is nothing on God's gay earth that will get her to vote for Pete at that point

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Squizzle posted:

hes speaking for replicants

Where do I sign up to be a Blade Runner

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Getting redder. Getting madder. Shedding clothes as we speak

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

that's the dumbest thing, who loving cares about iowa

After today, loving no one

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Looking at the data now and it's saying ... I won?? But I didn't even run!

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Please do not post the rat

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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That rat is way too cute for him

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Mr. Sharps posted:

lol my dad a lifetime editor / political reporter as middle of the road decorum shields hard as diamond no opinion having political abstainer called me up to rant for several minutes about those “dipshit cornheads”

:hai:

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Goatse Master posted:

So why is it that the campaigns only had partial results? Like when Bernie released what numbers they had and Pete released his. Didn't the campaigns have someone at every precinct recording the results?

They may be intentionally keeping pace with the official results so as to have more legitimacy to contest discrepancies

Or maybe they just haven't compiled it yet, who knows

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Can't believe we're doing multiball caucus, slam those multipliers Bernie

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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spacemang_spliff posted:

Lol this is just embarrassing for the Democrats



a.lo posted:

welcome to the democratic party

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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mastershakeman posted:

This is completely insane and inexplicable

The explanation is that we are being hosed with a rat, or are loving a rat, or being hosed by a rat, whichever

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Pants him on stage, show us his tail

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Because there's no material difference between fighting ineffectively and just giving it to them you loving git

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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MoaM posted:

who won?

Bernie

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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thecluckmeme posted:

In breaking news today, Puerto Ricans broke into a sealed warehouse today only to find boxes of iowa caucus votes. When confronted, the IDP confirmed there were several more like this on the island

Plot twist: they're dated 2016

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Nothus posted:

I'm still in awe that the Democratic presidential election cycle isn't even a week old and yet we've had:

A scandalously spiked poll
A total failure of a state's results gathering system
What should be a major fraud scandal surrounding the implementation of that system
Incomplete results touted as de facto final results by the media
A self-declared winner who isn't
Total acquiescence by the mainstream media

Lol not even a week? It hasn't even been 48 loving hours

Congratulations to President Trump on his second term

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Dolphin posted:

"what the hell there's rat poo poo and piss all over this! and most of the precincts in the big cities are all chewed up!"

DNC headquarters collapses due to the drywall having been gnawed to pieces

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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World War Mammories posted:

lmao wait, sanders has 4% more votes, 4,000 people, and is simultaneously behind on State Delegate Whatevers? ahahahahahahha :unsmigghh:

Democrats care deeply about the popular vote, you see, so I'm sure they'll honor it this time

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Fitzy Fitz posted:

I am officially now on team ratfuck

Here is your pink ratpussy hat

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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That gif of the bird cranking the handle to SQUAWK but instead it's a rat and the panels read RATMODE

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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I've been saying this for years!!

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Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Tetracube posted:

loving how. Why would they not just release nothing and wait until after NH or something. What compelled them to do all this and ensure we found out they were somehow even more corrupt and more incompetent than we thought

It's literally "(Democrats get mad at me) im sorry. im trying to delete release it"

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