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White House press conference, June 1st 2021 Joe Biden: my fellow americans today is-- it's a very special day for me and for uh and for america and for kamala here, say 'hello' to the american people, kammy! Kamala Harris: *muffled sobbing* Biden: aliens, man! the kind with the big things on their uh eyes they've got big black eyes and they are real. aliens are real, spaceships are real, intelligent life is perm--perp-- it's all over. it's over. intelligent life is all over the place, man. Press Gallery: *diverse sounds of disbelief* Biden: oh and I went ahead and dissolved the DEA, ATF, all those letters. smack, acid, jenkem, reefers, you can have whatever you want, as much as you want! america deserves these freedoms. today is it's uh today is a day that will be history, it will live on, i suppose. this day-- it gets to live on. *biden stands in silence for an extended period of time, staring into empty space above the press, before clearing his throat* oh heck heh i almost forgot, i do believe that vice-president harris has something she'd like to add. kammy? arris, in a broken monotone: the methane clathrate cannon has fired, months ago. the ozone layer is now gone. clouds no longer exist. the rocks will not hide you. elon musk says he will destroy the sun. nothing awaits us but fire and corruption and the night-whispered ending of the world. Biden: littlle green men, man! wow wow wow. too bad about the uh the other stuff but aliens! Harris: domes cannot save you.
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# ¿ May 22, 2021 01:07 |
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# ¿ May 18, 2024 00:12 |
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Shear Modulus posted:actually what happened was that one of those things landed on earth 65M years ago and it burrowed to the core of the earth then directed human evolution to suit its own ends my god that's an even better explanation for the recent unsettling methane spikes that the climate thread was getting fussed up about. it's not the CH4 bubble under the siberian traps. what we're seeing is increased biological CH4 emissions from the Tardigrade-Alpha-Prime who's been snoozing at the earth's core, now that it has reached adulthood and is beginning to stir. oh sure LRADICKAL might beg to disagree but loving 2001s you know.
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# ¿ May 22, 2021 07:14 |
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pancake rabbit posted:let me tell ya, the one thought pattern you wanna avoid when contemplating these birds is "oh, i must be dying or in a coma and this is my subconscious manifesting Things That Aren't Possible into my reality in a desperate attempt to wake me up. none of this is real." that's a neat thought to really let unfold inside your mind. fester on it and connect red yarn between all the moments and miseries of your life. it kinda makes sense!
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2021 09:40 |
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maybe the head was angled down more so that when you stood in front of the paws then Anubis would be giving you the stink-eye directly (through eyes made of giant rubies). it should be easier to counter-balance the head as well at such a reduced angle. fake edit: the shaft on the tip-top of the sphinx's head was actually originally for providing structure and support for the Anubisian ear structure
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2021 06:27 |
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Riot Bimbo posted:Hey yall on the hemisync thing, request? about 20+ years or more ago i started playing around with hemisync stuff, mostly because i'd been having a lot really vivid and interesting dreams, and i wanted to have more control over that. the 'dream-world' of mine had been becoming more and more persistent and consistent, in terms of geography, denizens, and time-line, and i wanted to see if i could get lucid control in that locale. i stuck with the hemisync stuff off and on for a few weeks but it didn't seem to do anything noticeable, really, until i guess something clicked and i had a Bad Experience. so be careful out/in there!
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2022 02:42 |
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The Saucer Hovers posted:i conventionally viewed this post in gbs this fool probably doesn't even know how to use the Lesser Seals of Solomon to guarantee victory during family Pictionary night. lol.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2022 21:15 |
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2022 13:28 |
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chainchompz posted:I go out to let the dog out to pee, time slows down, an orb appears and a voice projects into my head: And I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, "Come To Best Buy and See These Amazing Savings On All 2021 Floor Models."
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2022 06:48 |
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D-Pad posted:Experience Description
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2022 10:50 |
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pissinthewind posted:That's cool, the notion that in certain mind states, reality is malleable is neat and really matches some experiences I've had that weren't necessarily near death, but body in acute distress certainly. high fever? i had very serious pneumonia when i was 19 and boy howdy a cooking brain conjures up some literally indescribable topologies. "oh, i'm a perfect weightless sphere on an infinite plane, and everything is actually a language composed of mathematics that cannot exist, which is fine because i don't and never have existed, and now here i am laying under the kitchen table because the linoleum is refreshingly chill and my dog is licking my feet anxiously."
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2022 00:18 |
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Riot Bimbo posted:
oh poo poo you inherited Mel's Hole , please start throwing stuff down there and see what happens also your big deep hole looks like it has concrete sides (cribbing) or is that just camera artefacts?
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# ¿ May 16, 2022 06:23 |
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okay, inspired by Fly Molo, here's my pictures of something odd last October i was on a car trip and noticed something white and vertically elongated in the sky, above the treeline, to my south-southwest. there were no clouds. the windshield is filthy. me and the other passenger spent a while both trying to convince each other it was Venus, because a bright celestial object right near the ecliptic early on a late October evening -- that's Venus, that's what it does. but it wasn't a point light source? it had a visible structure, and the appearance of depth. here's an artistic interpretation, with the approximate colour gradient, taken from a boards of canada video (dayvan cowboy). i said, 'it looks like it's as big as the CN tower', because i guess that's a standard unit of canadian measurement, and they agreed. it was big and distant, no changes in parallax or relative position in the sky after a few minutes of observation. but also so maybe the light of Venus shining through some distant clouds or airplane contrails? a stratospheric balloon launched from like Oregon?
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2022 08:33 |
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Armadillo Tank posted:https://www.researchgate.net/publication/228468728_Performance_and_Quality_of_Random_Number_Generators quote:only 61 32-bit deviates per millisecond that sounds like a lot
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2022 08:57 |
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typhus posted:Been seeing this study pop up in news a lot these past few days about possible evidence for non-classical processes in the brain, specifically entanglement mediated by consciousness-related brain functions. Rickshaw, any thoughts? https://iopscience.iop.org/article/10.1088/2399-6528/ac94be quote:Whole-slice averaged signal time course (black line) which was selected by a mask over 12 heart cycles. The signal of the Superior sagittal sinus (grey line) as reference time frame demonstrates the instant breakdown of quantum coherence with the beginning outflow. the self is created and destroyed with every heartbeat, making the heart the true seat of the soul
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2022 09:20 |
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Slavvy posted:What this thread has taught me: Tighclops posted:When I was a kid, probably around 1996 or so I was out looking at a meteor shower one night when I noticed what I thought was a satellite. At the time I thought "Cool! A satellite!" because I was young and hadn't seen one with the naked eye before. As the little point of light moved across the sky it suddenly and abruptly changed direction and began moving horizontally as quickly as it had been moving vertically across the sky, like one of the lightcycles from Tron. a few months ago at like 2-3am i saw either a big/low orbit satellite break in two. it was moving across the sky looking very much like the ISS and then all of a sudden it splits into two pieces, and the bigger piece and the littler piece seemed to keep moving roughly parallel at the same speed and brightness as before. then they were behind trees
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2022 06:33 |
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Inspector Hound posted:A rocket spinning of control, like that one spiral that freaked everyone out a few years ago? or two green garbage bags filled with industrial helium, tied shut and together with some teflon tape, with a chemical glow light tied between the two. when it ascends the unevenly filled bags go into a flat spiral and whip the chemical light around in a circle like that. takes a lot longer to rise than just a single garbage bag balloon as well
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2022 04:09 |
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2022 02:47 |
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^edit: hey NDE posting pal i had an NDE-like experience when i was in the hospital five years ago, but i can't describe it properly without feeling like i'm misrepresenting or confabulating. it's like a little slippery thing that descriptive words just bounce off of, something without any analogy impossibly big and infinitely complex
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2022 21:50 |
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Glah posted:If someone from indigenous peoples in Siberia, from times of Roman empire or one of our mammoth hunting ancestors experienced what I did, it wouldn't make much sense to them. That tells me that I didn't experience any kind of objective hell, it was tailor made for me by some other entity or my brain. And if that is the case, there's no certainty in the experience and that I should stop having this feeling of doom and despair about it. Because it wasn't literal, objective truth, it was subjective and that gives me enough comforting leeway that things can change. quote:I don't know if this gives more credence to all that loosh/prison planet theories or to something else.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2022 10:41 |
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Hooplah posted:can you conceive of any outcomes in this setup which would satisfyingly convince you the experience isn't generated by the brain? NDE adjacent, but the first time i took a big dose of mushrooms, i had a shadowy spirit guide whatever with me during some of the trip, and this spirit guide would preface every revelation to me by making sure i understood that this experience was going to be, as you said, generated in my brain. it became kind of a running theme, i'd stop to see the fractals in the wood panelling and the little voice would lecture me on optic nerve structure vis-a-vis common hallucinatory patterns. also the spirit guide kind of had the voice of stephan merchant? after that the guide seemed really eager to discuss biblical prophets, so i redirected my trip outside, where it was early spring at 4:30am and it had just rained
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2022 19:47 |
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Justin Tyme posted:Lifters are something I have been wanting to play around with but HV power supplies are expensive and dangerous. People use those five dollar taser modules from Amazon but they're lovely and burn out instantly because the sellers give bad specs. just like with kinky stuff, when working with HV bring a spotter and a heavy-duty extension cord
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2022 08:04 |
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what if it turns out that all the UAPs are just facets of the shadow people, who are one of numberless intelligent beings living in some sort of weird out-of-phasedness with this reality, and it turns out we;ve been sending meth smokers as emissaries all these years
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2022 06:54 |
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2022 08:08 |
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Ratios and Tendency posted:Where might one obtain ketamine asking for a friend. first you need to obtain a horse
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2023 12:12 |
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Sleekly posted:the vast majority of trouble is directly aimed at us anyways once we are out the planet and ecosystem will be ok
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2023 20:18 |
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Slavvy posted:Imo these outcomes are overly doomer because they ignore the fact that industry will collapse and we literally can't keep emitting as we are indefinitely but I could be wrong. Don't want to enter the psychic damage thread to find out though.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2023 08:54 |
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Rickshaw posted:sussy sussy
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# ¿ Jan 15, 2023 08:49 |
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the trick to getting a good chance at a fun dream even if you're a weed addict is if you, right before you fall into a doped slumber, swallow down a few high dose melatonins and a delayed action stimulant like some time-release Vyvanse you found. ideally you'll fall asleep or pass out and then the stimulant should kick in an hour or so later and fling you into a semi-lucid pliable dream state and also the melatonin should kick in around then and really lengthen and distort time and make everything in your dream sharp and real, after that it's up to you but a heads up it's really difficult to wake up and not just wake up in another dream, and control over anything in the dream is spotty at best so don't fly too highh and don't think about certain things too much
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2023 11:49 |
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Bilirubin posted:I once saw a huge fireball in northern Michigan, was orangish as I remember, but was so bright you could see smoke trailing behind it and it made a ripping sound as it passed overhead. I recall it travelling fairly slowly, compared to others. I've seen a lot of meteors (used to count Perseids as part of the Junior Astronomy club in my hometown) but that is the only one that I heard. i saw a similar fireball except green in northern alberta quite a while ago, along with the weird crackling sound it made. https://ethw.org/Electrophonic_Meteors ftw meteor-to-skull audio technology
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2023 07:11 |
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all shall follow the path, for the path is grey. you must look away from the lights of possible futures and follow Geno
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2023 12:53 |
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why shoot kindly cylinder UFOS when you could hug them instead? this german site calls this an airwife, huh
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2023 03:14 |
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mdemone posted:luminosity in any part of the EM spectrum spreads out isotropically across a spherical surface
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2023 02:10 |
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endocriminologist posted:I have been terribly sick for a week and let me tell u... dreams actually get way worse when your brain is overheating. Got so spooked by my cat wanting to cuddle last night I let out a yelp which woke everyone up. Archon pranks by proxy when i had OG covid in 2020 i had wild feverish episodes for an evening and ended up laying in bed having interminable hallucinations and dream-like states, and just insane shivering to the degree it made my bed-frame rattle. 100% do not recommend, drink extra water + electrolytes, and remember that any entities you encounter in a feverish or delirious state are not to be trusted in the slightest no matter what they offer
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2023 11:18 |
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does anyone have a link to that strange article, published like three years ago on like raytheon.com or northrop-grumman.com, that talked about parallel worlds here on earth and it had this really cagey "haha i know! it's not possible! but let's just for a moment let say it's real haha! that wouldn't be so outside the bounds of known physics really! in fact it would be perfectly normal!" tone to it my brain may be exaggerating somewhat but it was odd
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2023 07:32 |
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strange feelings re Daisy posted:It was about a shadow biosphere of unconventional lifeforms scientists haven't noticed until now. The clickbait teaser made it sound like a parallel universe, but that's not what it was really about. shadow biosphere still sounds pretty gnarly ngl
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2023 08:26 |
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Wheeee posted:https://now.northropgrumman.com/hiding-in-plain-sight-the-argument-for-invisible-aliens/ thank you, that's a lot less weird than i remember, but the wayback machine doesn't seem to show signs of meddling i did find that i'd retweeted a screenshot of the original clickbait picture though and it's way better than the one they have now fake edit: lets timg that bad boy
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2023 23:09 |
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reference image for the purposes of deducting planetary conjunctions from blurry videos
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2023 13:14 |
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i am harry posted:wow I had no idea they were doing that but I should have! apropos of nothing if you search my posting in this thread you'll see a big post i did about a mysterious thing in the sky i took pictures of, and i said "it didnt look like a weather balloon!" and goons said "it's a weather balloon", and then i stalked off and looked more closely at pictures of weather balloons on bing.com and realized i had completely the wrong idea of what modern weather balloons looked like
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2023 07:23 |
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i've been playing "x-com 2: terror from the deep" in hardcore mode this last week (no reloading, let the bodies hit the floor) and every time i murder a little Aquatoid i think of jrooty and those other dorks and i smile, also holy poo poo it's a hard game
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2023 00:22 |
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# ¿ May 18, 2024 00:12 |
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Delta-Wye posted:baby its somewhere, everythings like somewhere i had lots of bad and weird dreams about that warehouse when i was a little kid, although it's funny that would have made more an impression on my 6 year old brain than seeing faces getting melted
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2023 05:07 |