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cumshitter posted:AITA for potentially ruining my classmate’s career. Cool the last part about the professor made me so mad I got a headache. gently caress anyone that thinks like that he ruined his own loving life.
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As someone with EMT experience and who has been around lots of awful awful things, yes you do get a morbid sense of humor (my wife is an ER nurse which doesn't help) but seriously if anyone I was ever working with asked me to move a body so they can look at their rear end I would have no problem telling them to gently caress off and reporting them cause that's horrific. The fact that the cops on scene were disgusted should tell you all you need to know about that behavior and seriously why the hell do I need to argue this
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Nov 22, 2021 21:54
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Chloe Jessica posted:couple dynamics are a thing. i have known people whose relationship involved constant sniping at each other but if you spent any time at all around them it was obvious they loved each other very much and it was just the way they expressed themselves. Yeah my wife and I actually talked about that AITA post this morning before we went to work and while we do joke around a ton with each other she also wouldn't make that joke since she knows I have been cheated on in the past. That being said we are both adults so i would have told her not to joke like that or explained why it hurt instead of freaking out and demanding paternity tests.
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Nov 22, 2021 22:21
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Evil Willow posted:AITA For Calling My BIL Out For His Weaponized Incompetence And Calling Him Pathetic At Dinner? Forward his lovely text messages to his mom
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Nov 23, 2021 17:16
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My wife is an ER nurse and the thought of asking why she won't do a striptease for me after 12 hours of dealing with Covid patients, traumas and just general awfulness makes me actually tremble in fear a little and I have been shot at before. And he somehow makes her do all the general housekeeping as well, what a shithead.
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Nov 26, 2021 17:58
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Pope Corky the IX posted:I mean, she has to take off her bloody scrubs anyway. She came home once after triaging a guy who during the interview had a line that was placed in his neck come out and spray arterial blood all over her. (all she did was stick a finger in the wound and calmly tell his wife they are going to take him back immediately) But the point is being covered in blood is pretty much the opposite of a turn on for me
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Nov 26, 2021 19:22
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The Glumslinger posted:Asked fiancé to take a break from porn so he left Gonna go out on a limb and assume stuffing is involved.
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Nov 27, 2021 00:01
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Is it still being an rear end in a top hat if you use your rear end in a top hat powers for good?
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Dec 1, 2021 14:14
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Reminder, it's ok to occasionally hold a man accountable for being a piece of poo poo regardless of whatever outside circumstances are in play And I can say that because I am a man
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Dec 2, 2021 16:48
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tractor fanatic posted:Yeah really how do you not pack a single pair of pants? Well there has to be an inverse for people that assume they are going to poo poo themselves multiple times a day so they pack 30 pairs of underwear and pants for a weekend trip.
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Dec 6, 2021 14:31
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coronatae posted:Holy poo poo, gently caress that husband. I hate that man so much. I can't even. I do most of the childcare since my wife's schedule is insane right now and holy poo poo it is so much work. Just relentless. Anyone that thinks it doesn't count as real work is a entitled piece of poo poo.
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Dec 6, 2021 21:18
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Blastedhellscape posted:I worked with someone once who intentionally misremembered my name over and over as some sort of dumb bullying power-move, so I appreciate that. gently caress those people. I have found that being completely oblivious is the way to handle morons that do those sort of "power" moved. I was in a meeting once where the guy had put all the seats down super low except his so I raised mine up to be even with his and he kept raising it up so I would and he got so flustered he ended the meeting. He wasn't even a supervisor He would also try the trump power handshake so people one guy just held onto his hand for a super uncomfortably long time after he tried the handshake and it was really funny how angry he got B-Rock452 fucked around with this message at 17:28 on Dec 7, 2021 |
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Dec 7, 2021 17:25
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Pope Corky the IX posted:I thought you were supposed to tickle their palm with your index finger while shaking their hand to let them know you have no problems loving them if it becomes necessary. Last time someone did the power shake to me I put my other hand on top of his and continued talking while looking him dead in the eye. I mean he was cute if not really dumb and agro so not entirely my type
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Dec 7, 2021 20:25
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Combo posted:A gentleman never tells. I am pretty far from a gentleman but most interactions with him were excruciating since he was one of those management 101 types. He also loved talking about Jordan Peterson
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Dec 7, 2021 20:56
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kimbo305 posted:Is there any part of the country where daycare for 4 could be covered by a service job? I mean she needs to be focused on getting an attorney because if she gets anyone even slightly decent he is about to have a very bad time
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Dec 8, 2021 23:06
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Hot gym take, if you are working out at a gym that has speakers you can hook your phone up to, you aren't an rear end in a top hat for doing so. I have been to multiple gyms like that and unless it's something super offensive just ignore it or put on your own headphones
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Dec 11, 2021 19:30
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Cthulu Carl posted:Look into your heart and discover what type of music a 17 year old might play to get pumped for a workout and what sort of lyrics they might have. So the guy should have talked to him. Don't just unplug someone's phone.
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Dec 11, 2021 19:50
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Piell posted:
I can't imagine what my response would be if my work told me I couldn't drink anymore and I had to workout for 90 minutes a day but I would probably need a thesaurus to research all the ways I would tell them to go gently caress themselves. And I am saying this as someone that rarely drinks and works out for around 90 minutes a day.
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Dec 12, 2021 20:09
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The Glumslinger posted:I think my response would be to ask for my normal hourly rate during the workout and meal prep times I am changing my response to this...
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Dec 13, 2021 01:15
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Cowslips Warren posted:I actually ran into a person who was horrible to me in high school, but she either didn't remember it, or thought I didn't, because she was rather nice and chatty and not at all the bitch she had been years back. It's possible that I remember her being worse than she was, or that she simply forgot how horrible she was, or a combo of both. But seeing as I was in a customer service slot and she was the customer, she easily could have made my life horrible, and didn't. My two and 4 year old will have actual meltdowns if they don't get to help clean. For dishes I will just keep handing my 2 year old the same baby spoon and she goes and puts it away while I clean other stuff, then sneak it out and hand it back to her. And my 4 year old loves using our vacuum to clean up after they eat.
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Dec 13, 2021 14:41
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Soylent Pudding posted:I assume butt school racquetball involves holding the racket in your rear end. Holy poo poo even if you think he is just "projecting his insecurities on my daughter" he is a huge gaping rear end in a top hat and the fact that he wasn't thrown through a loving window is insane. Also why is a grown loving man commenting on a teenage girls weight. God I am getting angry
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Dec 17, 2021 15:31
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StrangersInTheNight posted:while the woman may have indeed come from a time where infant mortality rates were much higher, I can't imagine it was ever good etiquette to predict to a stranger their child's imminent death People say completely insane poo poo if you are doing anything that doesn't fit their pre conceived notions regarding kids. For example, I took paternity leave so my wife could go back to work shortly after our oldest was born and I went grocery shopping on a weekday with my 3 month old and an older woman flat out asked me if my wife was dead because why else would a man be out food shopping with a child
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Dec 17, 2021 19:12
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I mean pretty much every doctor and nurse I know all has their medical card right now... So yeah she really should get bullied more
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Dec 18, 2021 19:42
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Dazerbeams posted:These are bad parents for enabling the lovely husband’s behavior. They should be sitting their daughter down and talking her out of her sinkhole of a marriage, not burning money on it. Being a stay at home parent was the hardest job I ever have done so lol at thinking this guy will pull even the barest amount of his weight
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Dec 18, 2021 22:04
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I mean I loved doing it and I credit doing it as soon one of the reasons I am so close to my kids but Jesus it is loving relentless.
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Dec 18, 2021 22:39
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Hughlander posted:Thought the original was posted but can't find the link for it, so sorry for this wall of text...
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Dec 19, 2021 20:01
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Comparing how different people react to different types of traumas is really stupid and is one of the reasons people who undergo something traumatic don't seek out therapy because they feel that whatever trauma they went through can't be as bad as someone that went through something else that's traumatic. For example, I stopped a suicide a few years ago and it was pretty traumatic but I held off on therapy because in my mind I had A. Gone through worse in the past and B. Felt that what I had undergone was not as traumatic as say being shot at or mugged. So instead of seeking help when I started to have issues I put it off.
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Dec 20, 2021 18:32
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I mean, I legit got no poo poo attacked a year and a half ago and the guy later admitted he was trying to kill me and I ended up hurting him pretty badly and obviously survived and was completely fine afterwards. Called my wife, told her I would be late and slept like a baby afterwards. So again judging people's trauma is stupid and counter productive. If I had nudes get leaked out that would probably gently caress me up mentally pretty bad and I can picture it being something I would need therapy for.
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Dec 20, 2021 19:17
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Halloween Jack posted:I can feel ACE School radiating off of that post. If someone comes up to me and quietly says they are being followed and ask me to pretend they know me I have no problem doing it. If I am out and someone randomly comes up and hugs me and starts talking about how they know me I am pushing them off and walking quickly away. But this could also be solved by everyone apologizing to each other Soylent Pudding posted:Was going back through some of the all time classics and am resharing a good grandma. This woman is a loving hero B-Rock452 fucked around with this message at 18:31 on Dec 21, 2021 |
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Dec 21, 2021 18:24
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Foo Diddley posted:AITA for not giving up my inheritance for my brother Man can't really figure out why granddad picked him to give all his money to
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Dec 22, 2021 22:09
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:Pawning an ipad is like the dumbest of dumb poo poo idiot crimes. Congratulations you just did a crime and put a LoJack on yourself. Heroin addicts are not known for their long term planning skills...
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Dec 22, 2021 22:35
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Foo Diddley posted:so many times reading these stories, i'm like, i'm probably the unhealthy one here but the threat of horrifying violence could solve a lot of these problems Any of the ones where it involves a parent asking if they were an rear end in a top hat for standing up for their kids after some relative/stranger calls them a slur or says something just horrible to them I just don't understand why they didn't grab the offender and throw them through a door. Doesn't even have to be an open door. Still gonna go through it face first
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Dec 24, 2021 19:33
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ZombieCrew posted:lovely tradition. Just have sibling day on any of the other non holiday days. Hell, take labor day. No one cares about that one. I mean I would jump at any opportunity to do something with adults and not have my children included but you really can't do that on Christmas
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Dec 25, 2021 20:09
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ElHuevoGrande posted:I heard this from my high school AP biology teacher. My health teacher in high school said this as well and then acted hurt when he saw me a few years after I graduated and I told him to go gently caress himself. Too be fair me telling him to go gently caress himself was for lots of different reasons but that one always stuck out for me
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Dec 26, 2021 17:46
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Machai posted:I've been thinking about hasty military marriages, the ones where you mostly get married for the pay bump and ability to live outside the barracks. When my brother was in the Marines he and another marine decided to marry to get the extra pay. They both got deployed in different locations and pretty much forgot about it until years later the other marine realized she couldn't get actually married now and had to track my brother down (he has never had any interest in a relationship with anyone so this didn't come up for him).
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Dec 26, 2021 20:29
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olylifter posted:Holy gently caress that poor guy. He really reminds me of my brother who my wife's family thought was really weird and wouldn't invite him to stuff until I made a stink about it since he is a really good guy. He just happens to be a very large tattooed former marine who has never been in a relationship, is super awkward and just wants to spend his time doing wood carving. Which he is shockingly good at, he sells really intricately carved skulls (some done in mammoth ivory) and makes such a good living doing it he is putting himself through flight school just cause. But yeah that woman is terrible.
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Dec 27, 2021 22:51
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Dewgy posted:Zoom call = pants optional. Simple as that. An attorney friend of mine did a zoom hearing and the judge turned off his background by accident and everyone saw he was sitting in his bed
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Dec 28, 2021 18:37
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I went with the "this is fine" room on fire background until someone told me it was inappropriate so I switched it to  4 seasons total landscaping
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Dec 28, 2021 18:53
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SMEGMA_MAIL posted:drat 100% on the NIMBY’s side here Yeah I was one hundred percent against the person just based on the title but as I read just I kept getting impressed by how they actually handled things without resorting to throwing rocks at the parents.
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DemoneeHo posted:I had a massive fight with my mom after what she said to my son and now my family is attacking me and I am wondering how to handle all these relationships B-Rock452 posted:Any of the ones where it involves a parent asking if they were an rear end in a top hat for standing up for their kids after some relative/stranger calls them a slur or says something just horrible to them I just don't understand why they didn't grab the offender and throw them through a door. Doesn't even have to be an open door. Still gonna go through it face first When I was younger we went to a big family reunion and my mom and dad reemed out several relatives who put together a big slide show and purposely didn't include me or my siblings since we were adopted and then they left and took us to burger king and they haven't talked to those shitheads since.
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