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Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
tumpst

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Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
buddykins go to the polls

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
I agreed to a dry January so I’m getting it all in tonight

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

magiccarpet posted:

let's just all agree that quoting Alec should be a sixer

this is the solution

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
*quoting a hog’s face* this is good. this is a good post that I endorse.

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Alec Eiffel posted:

For a thread full of posters that claims to despise me, you all talk about me an awful lot, especially when I'm on probation or banned.

and you love it, don’t you piggy? slop piggy loves his muck

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Trazz posted:

I can't believe Alec is ruining his life because of a joke video from years ago

oh I can

actually it’s incredibly easy to imagine that

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
*cumshitter rips off his mask*

the thread: Meredith Vieira!?

cumshitter: and I would have gotten away with it too, if he hadn’t already doxxed himself dozens if not hundreds of times!

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

PyPy posted:

oh my…





:whitewater:

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
can’t wait to see Confederacy of Dunes

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

petit choux posted:

Ben Nerevarine, I'm always glad you are with us

:glomp:

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
you have this, thread, my new year’s resolution and solemn promise: you’ll never see my porcine face. I will never post this sweaty, disgusting mistake I call a face. some in the world may have to see this pink loaf what my brain lives in, but you? you’re free from that. that’s my gift, to you

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

skaboomizzy posted:

weird that cumshitter went off like that

it's not like someone spent hundreds of dollars to repeatedly provoke him

oh well

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
cumshitter did nothing wrong

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
I’m sure this is all a lesson that Alec will take to heart and he certainly isn’t blissed out on the dopamine hits from today’s negative attention

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
cumshitter will rereg as extremely heterosexual money-hating wandering mendicant ‘shitcummer’

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

VideoKid posted:

how about we don’t call anyones boss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWa0dZMHYeE

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

hell yeah

drat I could really go for some pretzels

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Hrmmm should we ban the funny poster who has been part of the community forever or the weirdo midwest trophy husband who made videos that would get him barred from working with children for life

I'm sure this choice won't backfire in a matter of months

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Dolphin posted:

i did a while back but stopped. what's the easiest character build?

play a max stats playthrough in honor of our fallen comrade

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Bezos has gone full saudi

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

those toilets are from Pittsburgh

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

so brave

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

none of them have the star power

except tump, but he and his people aren’t competent enough

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

CaptainBeefart posted:

Anyone who reads Ayn Rand books has the mentality of a high schooler.

Yes I read two of her books right out of high school when I worked third shift. Thankfully I learned my lesson and transitioned to Philip K Dick and The Teachings of Don Juan by Carlos Castaneda.

hella same

Ayn Rand is best read in high school to get it out of your system

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Vim Fuego posted:

Tim Kaine starved to death in his car

en español por favor

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

kaleedity posted:

gently caress it's 2022 and this pandemic thing's just starting lmao

google’s front page stats haven’t adjusted their y-axis and the 7 day average for cases is almost double the current max of 600k, womp womp

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

:yooge: she was very obzurd to me

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
wagyu in Japanese means something like “harmony cow”

so enjoy your cows harmoniously arigato gozaimasu

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Good Citizen posted:

huh that’s a weird thing to say

definitely a one-off though and not an indication of a bigger problem that should have been resolved months ago

lol

lmao

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

doesn’t Tim Kaine have a driver? why didn’t he just cut him open and sleep inside the body cavity? idiot

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Every time a photo of a woman is posted in here we get at least one moron posting if he would or would not bang her. It's trash

that's why we got the horny police

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

:chaostrump:

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

UFOTacoMan posted:

madison cawthorn is the congressmen from this district, this could work out maybe?
I'm going to need some guns and some rotten trees.

two questions:

1) how's your left leg?
2) how's your right leg?

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

goth smoking cloves posted:

Have they explained why someone would spend likely $500+ to shop in a virtual wal mart yet?

baby needs more wine pairings

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
*skims the last page* now they’re putting fluoride in the vaccines? figures

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

with a name like Jaxton I can understand where he’s coming from

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Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

:hai:

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