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PostNouveau posted:Really scraping the D list of comic book heroes now Iron Man was a loser character nobody cared about when the MCU made his movie. Ditto Captain America and Thor. The entire MCU was made up of the poo poo garbage loser characters nobody wanted to buy when they sold off the "good" characters like Spider-Man and the X-Men.
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All this talk of MMMMW, Midnight Madness, and Rat Race, and I'm still waiting for the 1979 movie Scavenger Hunt to get a non-bootleg DVD release.
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Jan 6, 2022 19:44
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X JAKK posted:Geoffrey pulls out a sawed off shotgun and blows the pool hustler Are shotguns somehow involved in oral sex? Have I been doing it wrong?
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Jan 10, 2022 18:04
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I think the Scream movies are woefully underappreciated, and might have the highest consistent quality of any slasher franchise.Poo In An Alleyway posted:Mr Alleyway and I recently watched Scary Movie and Scary Movie 2. The second one is borderline unwatchable in comparison to the first one which has actual Naked Gun style jokes and punchlines in it. Scary Movie 3 rebounds a bit in the quality department, and might have the single best gag in film history. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6_5rBUuvhU&hd=1
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Jan 11, 2022 17:15
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reignofevil posted:Scream 2 I'll defend but Scream 3 is just too messy. It is the worst in the series, but compare its quality to the "worst in the series" of F13, Halloween, and NoES.
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Jan 11, 2022 17:20
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Yeah, I almost defended the second one, but then realized I couldn't remember anything from it except the love interest's hair is a different color.
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Jan 11, 2022 18:05
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The Halloween series now has three movies called Halloween and two called Halloween 2. One of the ones called Halloween is a sequel to another called Halloween, but isn't called Halloween 2.
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Jan 12, 2022 17:56
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 The exciting action scene in this week's Bobby Fat.
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Jan 13, 2022 04:29
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Men In Black 2 is my vote for worst sequel. 90% of it was references to and rehashed jokes from the first one, and the other 10% was painfully unfunny poo poo like "ballchinian".
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Jan 15, 2022 15:36
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No. 6 posted:Not installing an app just to see. Can someone describe for me? if you replace the "www" with "old" it shuts off Reddit's NSFW filter slash app advertisement.
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Jan 19, 2022 19:19
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Wife and I just braved the COVID Box to see 5cream (went to a two in the afternoon weekday showing to mitigate risk) and it was really good. They info-dumped everything you needed to know about the series so far in a really clever way, the kills were good, and nobody shouted "evil dies tonight" even once.
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Jan 20, 2022 01:37
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Faffel posted:I took a bunch of mushrooms and watched It's so sad we lost him so young. Literally everything he made was a masterpiece. Millennium Actress Perfect Blue Tokyo Godfathers Paprika Paranoia Agent What a loving resume.
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Jan 27, 2022 15:32
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I guess I never read it as her hallucinating, but she was definitely obsessed/delusional. The shot of her running in front of the windows in the climax, and the disconnect between reality and her reflection, is one of my favorite shots in film history. Spoilers: https://imgur.com/FtkkGx4 rydiafan fucked around with this message at 16:25 on Jan 27, 2022 |
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Jan 27, 2022 16:22
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Arc Hammer posted:Well the actress herself was definitely hallucinating but after it's revealed her manager was behind it all along the actres seems to go back to normal and the movie ends on that terrible credits song that sounds like it came out of an 80s infomercial. Like, sure, "now that the culprit is in an insane asylum my life is happy again" rather than "I've spent months being harassed, stalked, hallucinating and nearly murdered, but I'm healthy now and totally don't need psychiatric help." This is all true. But as a worst film in a writer/director's career it's pretty loving good.
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Jan 27, 2022 21:59
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No Mods No Masters posted:I know crows are a bit less intense than ravens, but frankly birds like that are not good pets. This is probably going to get the pet island mafia on my rear end but sometimes you just have to speak the truth It's also illegal to have pet crows in America.
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Jan 28, 2022 20:34
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No Mods No Masters posted:a total recall discussion where rich evans can't pronounce words Best part was when he asked how to pronounce Kate Beckinsale's last name, Mike told him, and then he immediately pronounced it wrong anyway. Edit: Holy poo poo I missed an entire page.
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Jan 30, 2022 01:32
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alexandriao posted:i tired watching this video but the preamble is so long and so bland that i thought they were trying to make a comedy movie for themselves to watch and rip on Maybe in the future technology will exist that allows skipping forward a minute or two.
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Feb 7, 2022 04:26
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Gripweed posted:Stargate is such a weird franchise. It ran for like 20 seasons, and there's plenty of people who have caught some episodes here and there and liked it well enough, but no one who is an actual ride or die Stargate fan Imagine how wonderful the world would be if fans of other franchises had this "I enjoy it and all, but it's not the center of my identity or anything" mindset.
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Feb 7, 2022 21:21
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Space Kablooey posted:This french movie called Big Bug showed up in my Netflix recs and it's really something else Nothing else feels quite like a Jean-Pierre Jeunet movie.
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Mordja posted:Has Tom Holland been in anything good? I just find him annoying in Spidderman. The Devil All The Time was alright.
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Feb 16, 2022 15:37
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Man I had an mst3k on and wasn't really paying attention, and checked in for a segment making fun of the grateful dead (I recommend watching it if you don't remember it) https://youtu.be/RhcEXk_pJ9c The MST3K crew loved shaggy dog sketches. This is the best thing ever: https://youtu.be/qMCY6kldN2I
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Feb 16, 2022 23:02
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Because the RLM thread is also the Incessantly Talk About Star Wars thread, so she is topical.
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Feb 16, 2022 23:29
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X JAKK posted:i dont do any cuts, perhaps you will love me one day Some actual feedback: I made it 30 second in, then skipped ahead randomly and watched another 10 seconds. It was unbearable because of the bit you're doing where you're fake drunk or something. Like, there was a clever joke (the title implying Tarzan had already been to the lost city) but the weird delivery ruined it. The movie review/breakdown movies I enjoy don't do stupid characters. The ones I hate do. Be less like the Nostalgia Critic and more like Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews. Unless that's not a bit and you're like that in real life, in which case please do something about that.
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Feb 17, 2022 22:02
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Jose Oquendo posted:Yeah he's not thinking about the time he killed Rick Flagg, he's thinking about the time Rick Flagg called him a joke. This, and also IIRC his breakdown with those flashbacks happens after a day full of the crew Incessantly mocking him and calling him a piece of poo poo rear end in a top hat, and he's thinking about the things that make them right.
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Feb 20, 2022 03:50
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Milo and POTUS posted:Which breakdown because there's more than one i think I was thinking of the one where Vigilante catches him doing his face exercises.
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henkman posted:A lot of b-slashers are whodunnits The very first Friday the 13th was one. Offler posted:loving algorithm! If you delete that initial video from your watch history it should help
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Feb 20, 2022 14:53
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Trollologist posted:Am I the one that has to say it? No, you aren't, because we all knew the reason and that was 
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Feb 20, 2022 22:40
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You don't remember him from Ice Cream Man? It was featured in the direct-to-video BotW.
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Feb 22, 2022 15:30
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super sweet best pal posted:There's fourteen mainline Wizard of Oz books plus other stories in the same universe. Make an animated adaptation of that and you've got enough material for several years, all with brand recognition. Yeah but that poo poo gets weird, and also nobody wants another generation with Wheeler nightmares.
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Feb 22, 2022 19:59
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priznat posted:If only you could whack jimmy fallon with a pickaxe I mean... you can.
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Feb 23, 2022 05:19
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Cowcaster posted:"hey how dare you call out jenny nicholson for being a weird adult baby woman. really if you think about it, posting it here makes you the weird one" I mean, she's got good points.
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Feb 24, 2022 04:05
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Cowcaster posted:good points about what. going to the star wars hotel? she wants to go to the star wars hotel. there are no points. whatever debate she's part of is invalid "You may or may not need to pay extra ahead of time to be able to do things on your vacation at our resort, but I refuse to tell you whether you need to or not, or what things will be effected, and when you get here and find out it'll be too late." is a pretty horseshit thing to be telling a customer. I mean yeah, this particular vacation and the things she wants to do are pathetic woman-child things, but it's still a terrible way to run a business.
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Feb 24, 2022 04:17
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Cowcaster posted:oh for sure man, phone tree operator number 37 making $7.50 an hour not being able to tell you if you're going to be "an andoraxion hobo clubber, from the ice planet trogoflax, spending your quiblets on some easy R&R" or a "super hot poo poo grey spectrum jedi with a double lightsaber, infiltrating a skorflexian casino to swordfight darth dangly", utterly criminal When it's literally their entire job? Yes. Like imagine if you went to a restaurant where the server couldn't tell you what you needed to pay or ask for in order to have any knowledge of or control over your order before it was served, and once you got it it was too late. rydiafan fucked around with this message at 04:39 on Feb 24, 2022 |
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Sure. I'm an enemy of the people because I think "I don't know, try going and loving yourself" is a less than helpful response to "Do I need to pay extra to attend the jizz show?"
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Feb 24, 2022 04:40
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Space Kablooey posted:lemon-stealing elderly couple Couldn't help but remind me of this. https://youtu.be/U5mI407Uks4
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Feb 27, 2022 22:18
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General Dog posted:Incredible Melting Man looks a bit like Monster A Go-Go (one of the worst movies ever featured on MST3K) in terms of aimlessness. Incredible Melting Man was also on MST3K.
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Feb 28, 2022 04:16
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In fairness, it's impossible for there to ever be enough goth Winona Ryder.
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The very first thing in that trailer is the words "Lloyd Kaufman" which is already enough to know the movie shouldn't be on basic cable.
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Jon Irenicus posted:two wizards at the true peak of magical power dueling for the fate of the world: essentially a laser gun fight This is still the best wizard duel. https://youtu.be/4cZqRzHnI8s
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Light Gun Man posted:now go see the ending to Bakshi's Wizards rydiafan posted:This is still the best wizard duel. 
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