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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Spoeank posted:



loving lmao

Men, we are going to feast this offseason.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I love end of season cliffhangers like this.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Ches Neckbeard posted:

So Goodell is 100% trying to talk the owners into selling the Broncos to a black majority owner right? Dude has got to be loving scrambling hard

Sold to one B. Flores for an undisclosed settlement sum.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

FizFashizzle posted:

NFL N/V: Sorry. I hosed this up.

:hmmyes:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

sharknado slashfic posted:

Hahaha Brady's retirement got spoiled again

Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Amy Pole Her posted:

After 3 seasons you most certainly would* you mean.

:raise:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

FizFashizzle posted:

Man I bet John Grudens legal strategy just changed a whole lot.

He's probably gonna be a witness whether he wants to or not.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Henrik Zetterberg posted:

I'd torpedo my career for enough 0s on a check.

And once again we're back to talking about Stephen Ross.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Intruder posted:

I remember when the Texans and Niners were playing for the #1 pick and the Texans were in position for the game winning FG when their kicker booted it like 30 yards to the left and short of the end zone

WHAT DID SCOTT NORWOOD KNOW AND WHEN DID HE KNOW IT

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

JT Jag posted:

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1489436605278568448Well. Could have certainly been worse, Pederson was probably my #3 guy

Poor Pederson.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

SilvergunSuperman posted:

My hot take is Cousins is just good enough that if you swap him with Jimmy G the past few years the niners win one

You have this exactly backward. Jimmy G is good enough that the Vikings might win one if he replaces Cousins.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Intruder posted:

cousins is handsomer than jimmy g

Not possible.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Eifert Posting posted:

Honestly Germany should have gotten regular season games before England. Neither country would struggle to fill a stadium, but a much larger percentage of Germans actively follow NFL football then British.

There's also still quite a lot of American troops at bases in Germany who would love to attend an NFL game there.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Acebuckeye13 posted:

Not gonna lie, if the Lions end up playing a game in Munich there's a high probability my girlfriend and I would go. (Mostly because she really wants to go to Munich and Paris).

Munich is really cool and the airport is astoundingly, unnaturally clean.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Devin Hester returning punts was like watching perfection.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

shirts and skins posted:

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1492117911221145601?t=K5R-EHi1vmrOUOkHbiI-KQ&s=19

When Steve Buscemi and Peter Stormare come back with the ransom money as planned

I can't decide if I want Qaron to end up in the wood chipper or dragged out of a motel room in his underpants.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

fsif posted:

Rodgers's case is outrageously clear and way clearer than Burrow's or Mahomes's unless you wanted voters to DQ him for the vax debacle.

I do yes.

Also he lost in the playoffs to a team that only scored points on special teams.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Why am I expected to know who this is?

EDIt: Oh :lol:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

You cannot convince me this isn't Butkus hisself writing these tweets. I refuse to be convinced otherwise.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

SourKraut posted:

The NFL is a rigged and scripted league whose sole purpose is enrichment of its owners. Nothing is going to happen to Ross

He did the one thing that endangers the script.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
If the Niners somehow traded Handsome Jimmy G to the Bucs for Brady I would probably die laughing before Brady played a single down in a Niners uniform.

Of course the ultimate scenario is that Brady dies in the first quarter of week 1 and Lance wins the Super Bowl. I'd be totally down for that.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

wandler20 posted:

Yes, I'm sure Brady, after relocating his family to South Florida and retiring to spend more time with his family is going to force a trade to a team completely across the country.

I said I would probably die laughing if it happened, I didn't say I believed it would.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Oh no not Michelle Tafoya how will the sport go on

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

really queer Christmas posted:

Wanna pet that Gohan

Yet when I say this I get thrown out of the sushi restaurant.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I'm glad the Niners get four more hypothetical chances to pants Aaron and drag him around the track and hang him from the goalpost by his jockstrap in the playoffs.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

boop the snoot posted:

that much money means Aaron Rodgers is gonna suck rear end probably

:doit:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Well said.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

boop the snoot posted:

I bet Aaron Rodgers is upset that his contract just got supplanted as the news of the day.

The NFC West has clowned on him yet again.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

AndrewP posted:

So glad to see Rodgers isn't going to Denver since the Ravens play them next season.

Now to take a big sip of water and refresh Twitter

Hope your water has nanobubbles.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

shirts and skins posted:

Okay I'm hitting the anger stage

Keep us updated.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

a neat cape posted:

This is what I get for lolling at Denver two hours ago

The San Francisco Forty-Niners thank you for your sacrifice.

Thanks Ross. Thross.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Kalli posted:

I'm glad for this because now I know how garish Wilson's house is:



That's some McMansion right there.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

I want to marry Mina Kimes.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Hot Diggity! posted:

Pete knows a thing or two about controlled demolitions

:golfclap:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Diva Cupcake posted:

Heh. His secret daughter was a Trump WH press staffer.

Despite that, the lawsuit says that Davis has "excelled academically and professionally." She now works as an aide to U.S. Rep. Ronny Jackson, R-Texas, after working for 14 months in the Trump White House.

https://twitter.com/DVNJr/status/1501721375731601410

They really are America's Team, aren't they?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Surprised nobody in the USFL or XFL tried to get him, even if those leagues are a loving joke.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Good job, Chargers.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I hope the largest possible fish lands on Tom Brady's stupid head.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I hope the Rams break Tom in half next time they meet.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

I'd rather live in Oakland, LA, or Vegas than Green Bay so I'm right with his reasoning here.

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