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gently caress this stupid world. And gently caress Elon Musk too.
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EorayMel posted:What does this mean for the nazis OP I'm glad someone is finally standing up for those poor Nazis and their freedom of speech
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Apr 25, 2022 20:02
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Watching Tesla stock drop like this is almost as good as knowing that Rush Limbaugh is still dead
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Dec 27, 2022 19:06
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Frank Frank posted:Oh hell I remember this Not surprises that was a Sol Invictus thread. Guy was kind of a douche from what I recall.
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Dec 30, 2022 19:05
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Binary Logic posted:And now, some good news about cars: Between this and the repub house drama my balls are in another galaxy
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Jan 4, 2023 19:31
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AlmightyBob posted:Twitter is suuuuuper broken right now, just constant "tweet did not send" errors even though the tweets actually go through Interesting if true
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Jan 24, 2023 06:31
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AlmightyBob posted:Twitter is suuuuuper broken right now, just constant "tweet did not send" errors even though the tweets actually go through Hi I’m Elon Frusk would you like to be CEO of the twitter?
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Jan 24, 2023 06:31
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captainOrbital posted:Just use Matt Berry for all the voices that Roiland was doing. And other actors. And in other shows. Just mentioned this to my person and we both 10000% approve
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Jan 25, 2023 16:27
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cracker posted:Anything exciting or surprising happen on Tesla's quarterly earnings? I’m not an economy by any means, but they made a lot of money by selling cars at big discounts. So volume up but profit per car way down. Is that sustainable? Probably not. But it makes him look like a genius in the short term.
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Jan 26, 2023 03:03
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priznat posted:Jameela is usually a well meaning albeit often clueless liberal who puts her foot in her mouth pretty often but usually seems to apologize when she fucks up. Can’t stay mad at her! I'm on team Jameela and it's not just because she's gorg
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Jan 26, 2023 19:56
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Frank Frank posted:Signs you are bad with money: You pay $44b for a social media company with no way to recover your investment. Any time I read another article about the poo poo finances at Twitter now I get the best, most satisfying hard-on
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Jan 30, 2023 19:28
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Amish Navy posted:man, im baked as gently caress. i dont think ive posted on here in like a million years. I hope im quoting the right thing, but i tried to understand that elom Trusk meme with him in shakles and then a chad with an orange shirt under him, and man i dont under stand it at all. i hate rich peiople who dont give away money. trucmp needs to go away forever, hugs your loved ones. im not sure what gets you banned any more either. weed is cool. do more drugs safely. Word
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Feb 3, 2023 07:37
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Murdstone posted:How do you like them apples? I sleep in a bed with my wife
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Feb 8, 2023 17:49
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FoolyCharged posted:But seriously, imagine studying this poo poo through school for years, working in the field, and building yourself up to working at a big old company. Then some doofus buys it, fires all the friends you worked with and/or they quit, makes you build stuff with no notice and no time for even basic testing like will this make the app cease to work, and then finally reduces you to looking at Google analytics on how popular he is(n't). I’ve only ever know stupid as gently caress leadership so this would be a sad intro to the real world.
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Feb 10, 2023 16:28
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Haven't seen anyone post this article yet. Essentially confirms what a stable business genius Elon Fusk is. I probably don't need to contribute to that conversation, but the article did get me strangely aroused... https://www.cnn.com/2023/02/10/tech/twitter-top-advertiser-decline
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Feb 10, 2023 20:49
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Libra posted:I mean I'm 27 so I'm getting old, but a lot of goons were posting here when I was in kindergarten and a good chunk are probably old enough to be my dad, and you never want to hear from people old enough to be your dad. I’m very disappointed in you son….
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Feb 16, 2023 05:13
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Neddy Seagoon posted:If he genuinely didn't know (50-50 odds), I'm guessing it got passed down from on high to solve the crying manbaby's engagement issues and a few levels down an engineer just hardcoded Elon as his own usertype and committed it quietly into the build. Problem solved, who the gently caress's ever gonna see their source code? Only an idiot would show it to the public, or even anywhere Elon might see it. Ah yes, the classic “I’m just a genius billionaire but there’s no way I could have seen this!” defense.
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Apr 1, 2023 06:11
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Murdstone posted:I'm so glad I'm not a CEO. Having to fire thousands of people the poor guy. Grass is always greener on the other side as they say, but you really have no idea what it's like. Won’t someone think of the billionaires?!?!?!
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Apr 13, 2023 00:04
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Binary Logic posted:Happy 420 elmo Concerning.
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Apr 20, 2023 14:56
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Rebel Blob posted:https://twitter.com/ellagirwin/status/1649281847053127681 Ella, darling…there were Jews in the nazi party. Early, anyway.
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Apr 21, 2023 16:28
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Agents are GO! posted:Phrasing One man can only elicit so much cum
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May 4, 2023 02:07
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RoboChrist 9000 posted:Nah. I think he's innately cruel like Trump, too. He doesn't merely want sycophants to fawn over him, he also wants explicitly helpless enemies he can beat on. He doesn't merely demand adoration, he also wants an outlet for his sadism. This sounds like narcissism, yes
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May 4, 2023 02:25
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Did the thread LOL yet that Ella Irwin, content moderation official extraordinaire, left over Musk? https://www.cnn.com/2023/06/02/tech/twitter-content-moderation-official-eu/index.html
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Jun 2, 2023 20:56
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kazil posted:Head of Brand Safety quit too. I don't know that you could possibly write a more hellish job description.
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Jun 2, 2023 21:06
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Yeah, its being used as an anti immigrant type thing so obviously Elon wants to pander to that crowd. Sweet. Can I also view the Christchurch guy's video again? This is all good and stuff, it's just free speech you know
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:uuhhhh... Linda Yaccarino is 59 years old. Concerning …
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Jul 3, 2023 18:41
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Waiting for someone to reply with the Elon and Ghislaine photo saying “this you?”
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Jul 8, 2023 04:57
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:You will enjoy the Alexa story then. It’s the same story really, “CEO believes in fairy dust that costs his company billions.” Well. Nothing laying off 10 thousand people can’t fix. See! Being a CEO is easy!
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Jul 8, 2023 16:14
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priznat posted:I prefer my Blue Sk(ies) to be the 1996 track by BT featuring Tori Amos This is a weird and random call out and I loving love you for it
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Aug 28, 2023 19:35
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priznat posted:
BT was my first electronic producer love and that song still gives me the warm fuzzies. We can also cue up Flaming June and Godspeed and have a hot 90s rave if my hip allows it
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Aug 28, 2023 20:03
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seriously I hear Tori singing that every time I see "Blue Sky" in reference to the social media app since the start of it (I loving loved that album in my discman!)
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Slotducks posted:100% unbiased source: TeslaOracle dot com I just keep reading that address as “testicle oracle” and now I refuse to read it any other way
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Nov 23, 2023 00:03
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Sweet, I have the capital one app
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Nov 28, 2023 16:48
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Karate Bastard posted:Haters gona hate Yes but do they have a second hole for the back door? Asking for a friend e: quoted wrong post but whatevs
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Dec 11, 2023 17:23
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Quote-Unquote posted:More advertisers returning to X, the everything app! #winning #sports #elonrapeskids Me - yeah a blowjob doesn’t sound bad Ad Exec - see? Advertising totally works
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...! posted:https://twitter.com/alyankovic/status/1670113967497433090 National. loving. Treasure.
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Elon Musk is a piece of poo poo Not an empty quote
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DRINK ME posted:I have no time for Cuban either but he seems to be saying sensible, normal stuff - which just doesn’t mesh with Musks increasingly right wing world view. I definitely want Musk to continue to defame him, hopefully in a legally provable way that can tie them both up in court for a long time. Bonus points if the court case leads to a bunch of embarrassing disclosure. Pretty sure this would end in Musk buying Cuban for 44 billion before discovery can actually become public
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SRQ posted:and yet they went along with it without question. “I was just following orders!”
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gschmidl posted:4:42am, restate my assumptions: One, DEI is the woke mind virus. Two, everything around us can be represented and understood through numbers. Three, if you graph these numbers extremely dishonestly, patterns emerge. Therefore: There are wokes everywhere in mathematics. I get this reference and I love you for making it
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