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Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

OAquinas posted:

I can't wait for the rubble to be the next Zimbabwean Dollar currency fad.

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Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Celexi posted:

do you guys remember when a bunch of russians got dropped into kiev airport for no reason and were lost

Next on SMO Or Sitcom!

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Tigey posted:

I assume that in addition to land-based AA/SAM/EW systems (which while no doubt effective, involve placing an expensive, manned vehicle in harms way), militaries are also looking at the option of anti-drone drones.

We've already seen a few videos of quadcopters awkwardly ramming each other and the like, but I have to imagine more specialised designs are being conceived.

Just need to get the Robot Wars guys to go aerial!

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Dr. Quarex posted:

Even if a Republican wins in 2024 nothing changes until January 2025. I know Russia is dedicated to drawing out this war forever but I just refuse to accept they will have enough military power left by then for it to enable them to complete their aims even if America goes full fascist.

Personally I refuse to accept that a Republican president will spit in the face of the US MIC when the rubber meets the road. Even Trump would just talk tough until he gets paid off.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.


This is some F tier Leonard Cohen cosplay, not gonna lie.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Toxic Mental posted:

He ain’t workin’

I mean, that is the way you do it...

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Tai posted:

Love watching old people dictate mandatory poo poo that young people have to do.

Ozzy Was Right.

EDIT: Lol I wrote this while catching up before the HilAv thing even started. Can't believe they passed up a Warhammer theme, literal lizardperson Hillary was RIGHT THERE!

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Mokotow posted:

Very rough translation by a Polish speaker of the first note:

Ukrainian soldier! Do you want live? - Call “Volga” (?)

1. Take your “Baofeng”
2. Change to frequency 149.200
3. Call “Volga”
4. Follow his instructions
5. You’ll live and go back hone (?)

Your family needs (?) you, soldier. You death does not benefit(?) anyone.

Big Battlefield Vietnam energy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kyn_zbIdxls

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Livestreaming my daring escape from an oppressive regime.

weg posted:

lol

Russian army success hinges on bumbling, tinder flesh destined for the grindr.

:hmmyes:

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Alan Smithee posted:

they can also use ships to do sick acrobatics at sea

Do a barrel roll!...wait no

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

All You Can Eat posted:

All abort the Rus bus

I need a Venga Bus rewrite for this.

EDIT: Wait wait, blow up SIG for great justice?

Moktaro fucked around with this message at 00:43 on Aug 5, 2023

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Crab Dad posted:

Oops misunderstood because how loving stupid do you got to be to camouflage it as a Ukrainian child. The next Russian squad to move into the area will just shoot it.

Don't be silly.

They'll grab it and ship it off to Kamkatcha to be raised as Russian. Hijinx ensue.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

CommieGIR posted:

"Pay over months or pay off with one enlistment for the Special Operation"

Blyat down, blyat down, don't look them in the eye
blyat down, blyat down, you're here until you dieeeeeee

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

CommissarMega posted:

Yeah, it's kind of a historical landmark, holy poo poo :stare:

I actually hope this *is* an accident, if only so I can sleep with sweet dreams of the Motherland Herself telling Putin and his regime that they're pieces of poo poo.

"You arrogant rear end, you've killed US!"

Strategic Tea posted:

Russian military not even FORKLIFT CERTIFIED, for shame

Is there a Russian version of Staplerfahrar Klaus?

Moktaro fucked around with this message at 08:04 on Aug 19, 2023

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

ded posted:

they thought you were supposed to send a larder not a lander

I said LUNCH, not LAUNCH!

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

660,000 workers missing huh...


250-300K currently in Ukraine fighting
Where'd the other 360,000ish go?

Gone to flowers, everyone.

When will they ever learn.

ZogrimAteMyHamster posted:


lmao at this loving portrait.

What a maroon!

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Just saw a Ghost of Kyiv reference on NHK Newsline, they're reporting the recently killed fighter known as Juice was part of a unit by that name.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

zone posted:

Dugin is basically saying that Puccians should be proud to own products made in Puccia that don't work as intended, food that's not as tasty as what they got from Europe, etc. and to rejoice at the subsequent fall in their standards of living.

Did he skip on his trotters while saying that because I've seen this before.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

PinheadSlim posted:

Played too much Skyrim and think that if you accidentally kick someones chicken the entire town will murder your rear end

Yeah, the reaction is gonna be more like a call over the diplomatic channel saying "We're watching you....SCUM!"

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Tai posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0oY6x-7Ujo

Zero fucks given. You'll fight till you die or it's over.

I'd love to see the face of mobiks when they hear/see/read they are there till the end or you are dead. I am being sarcastic before someone bashes that report button for lusting.

It really is the "Your government has abandoned you, GI!" propaganda message from Battlefield Vietnam but said by your own side.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

the holy poopacy posted:

My assumption is that securing Crimea was the #1 goal, taking more chunks just for the sake of creating a land route with a safety buffer around it, but it's anyone's guess what the reasoning actually was :shrug:

I mean with everything else we've learned about Russia since the invasion would the existance of a Pretty Borders faction really be that much of a surprise?

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Toxic Mental posted:

Just you wait until you've 'ad a smack barm pay wet

'enry 'iggins, just you wait?

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

tiaz posted:

I guess try reading the post again, it pretty clearly lays out a way that Russia could benefit from this occurring.

I don't think it's especially likely. It's not totally implausible that Russia could lean on Iran could lean on Hamas, but afaik both Iran/Hamas are already intrinsically motivated to arrange this. As catastrophically as they often misread the West, I don't think Russia really believes that Israel-Palestine heating up would actually interfere with M30A1 (or other) deliveries to Ukraine.
usual no expertise disclaimers, though.

It's still a really bad post, that's not how over/under works!

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Karate Bastard posted:

Yeah that's precisely it, I got laurel yannied hard af and couldn't understand what people were talking about.

Sounds like we need another Malta conference!

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

Uhh excuse me, clearly you haven't read Sun Tzu's Art of War, where he clearly says

I mean going around was what the Nazis did, so since Russia is clearly turbo anti-Nazi they couldn't possibly do that!

Antigravitas posted:

On second thought, flying exploding drone bread is possibly the most terrifying terror weapon you could unleash on Germany. Especially if, and it fills me with revulsion just to write this, it's flying exploding drone white bread. Ugh.

Sounds more like a Wonder Bread weapon to me. :downsrim:

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

istewart posted:

I'm still a little bit shocked that Trump didn't threaten to do this first.

Hell yeah, look at this beast. Time for Vanlife Extreme!



Countdown before someone kramers in to start a Euro/US Truck Simulator derail... :v:

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.


The Vengence Bus is coming, and everybody's jumping

(for cover)

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

A GIANT PARSNIP posted:

Eternal flight aka blasted into orbit by my own AA

Pounded In The Butt By ATACMS, the new hit novel by award-winning author Chuck Tingle!

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

crispix posted:

lovely bang bang lovely lovely bang bang :sax: :drum:

General Boo-poo poo > Ukraine War: lovely bang bang lovely lovely bang bang

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

HonorableTB posted:

They lost how many thousands of men and how many hundreds of armored vehicles and how many aircraft did Russia lose to take a toxic industrial waste mountain?

No wonder putin had a heart attack

Come to think of it, how the hell has no one made a Bandini Mountain reference yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afSKGTxm_ZA

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Humphreys posted:

I heard they were even making newer better faster stronger versions with the parts!

Also harder, can't forget that.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Hannibal Rex posted:

Someone sold them BattleTech blueprints as an upcoming American wonder weapon and they scrambled to develop this as a countermeasure, and you'll never convince me otherwise.

Just needs Scott Malcomson to be involved somehow.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Burns posted:

A coup by Vladimir Putin to depose Vladimir Putin?

4 body doubles burst into the room and do the Spiderman meme.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

weg posted:

putin apple on a pizza is kremlinal.

Red "Delicious" apples are a crime against humanity in themselves.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.


Senator Feinstein would like a word.

No seriously, she has enough trouble forming them herself now.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

EasilyConfused posted:

TBF it's really hard to talk when you're dead.

:doh: Forgot that finally happened.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Ukraine is using u2 radio to turn Russia's armies gah

Sounds even better than the real thing!

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

beer_war posted:

Well, Ukraine avoids that problem by having woefully insufficient amounts of artillery ammunition. :smugdog:

Can't wear out your barrels if you don't fire them! *taps forehead*

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Mistle posted:

♪ I saw the UA sink a ship ♫
♪ On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day ♫
♪ I saw the UA sink a ship ♫
♪ On Christmas Day in the morning ♫

No (unilateral) Christmas Truce, truly Ukraine are the real nazis. :colbert:

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Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Crab Dad posted:

Suddenly he’s worried about money being payed back.

So loving transparent who this benefits.

Notice how he said "you owe *me* $400 billion"

Not "you owe us" as in the nation, you owe me personally.

Donald Trump is a piece of poo poo.

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