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DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


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Ganso Bomb posted:

I haven’t found the rubber chicken in this one yet

They are saving it for the match. Spoilers below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzMsgA7u314

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DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


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I could see HHH watching the first 30 or so minutes of Death of Stalin and thinking he relates to that cool guy Beria and things will totally work out in the end. He turns it off while humming the Soviet March from Red Alert 3. Steph as Yetzov is hilariously spot on.


Tato posted:

Someone went back in time and changed some poo poo. Now Stephanie McMahon never existed and......Patrice O'Neil is alive and co-CEO?!?

Great now Steph will get another Time Machine and assassinate Einstein to correct the present. Eventually she will go to the one place uncorrupted by Tony Khan: SPACE!

God I want to play Red Alert 3 again

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


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Gavok posted:

The timeline went like this:


- June 25: Vince announces on Raw that the Benoit family was found dead, so he canceled the storyline and sent all the fans home. Raw then becomes increasingly awkward for the next three hours.

- June 26: Vince starts ECW with an apology for the previous night.

That was so weird to watch in real time. I remember goons posting the night of the Benoit memorial thread. Started off with both shock and sadness right until the Regal interview. That is the exact moment many of us went “ummm…. Something seems off.” The Vince moment on ECW I remember was the true beginning of the wtf. Man this thread was crazy. Good news is nobody here seriously thought Kevin Sullivan did it.

As a big Angle, Benoit and Eddgie G fan, these were a few rough years.

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


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You forgot the part where as Punk was walking away with his head hung low you could hear Vincent Kennedy shout “I’ll owe you one pal!”

Love how Punk met Paul and was hanging out until mean ol Dad told Hunter his loser friends had to go home.

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


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Dacap posted:

I also can’t imagine the network that has the other belt is going to be happy that their championship is explicitly the lesser one.

The whole point of having two world titles before this was so each show/network had a full set of champs. Combining them (and the tags) in the first place because they ran out of accomplishments to give Roman was incredibly dumb if they had no plans to even split them again.

Fox/USA - "I thought you said our network was going to have the wwf champion on it?"
Vince - "I said you will have A wwf champion!"

JUNGLE BOY posted:

Lol that HHH had to ask his daddy for permission.

It would be so funny if Punk got HHH in trouble over this and Vince used it as further justification that HHH can’t be trusted to run the product

"Dad, can I have friends come over?"
"Sure... wait who is it?"
"Its <quietly> Phil."
"THAT DOUCEHBAG?!? OH HELL NO!!! TELL HIM TO GET THE HELL OUT! AND YOU ARE GROUNDED!"
"I HATE YOU! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL FATHER!" <slams door>

Teenage me would have related to this version of Hunter Hearst Helmsley. Effin dads man.

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


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Maduo posted:

I wonder how long Cody's contract is for, he might not even be there anymore by that point.

Well, Cody’s contract may expire but Stardust? His soul belongs to Vincent Kennedy McMahon!

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


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ARMBAR A COP posted:

Bad Bunny entrance loving rocked and everyone being shocked about how big of a pop he got should step out of there White American-centric bubble for loving once in their life.

Anyone shocked is obviously not a Lucha Brothers fan. Man… they brought out fireworks too? I didn’t know they brought those back. Good for Savio, good for Carlito and really happy for Bad Bunny to get that.


Big Coffin Hunter posted:

Good on them keeping Cody's Loser Fuckface Nerd gimmick even in a victory. He will be the perfect champion when he wins the consolation prize in Saudi Arabia by stealing the pin in a triple threat

Pouring out a cup of Chicken Nuggets for loser C*dy.

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


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Barry Bluejeans posted:

EMF
Darkstar
???
??????

All this talk of four pillars of PSP and no Cavauro??? Cav has single-handedly held us together through the worst times like Heel Maggle, Anonymous GM, top of the card Shane O Mac and Tribal Chief Head of the Table Death March. He may not have been here for the entire lolCenawinz era but he was with us in spirit.

We should have a 4 way dance between Mjeff, Shard, QoP and Rawritty for the fourth slot. I’m voting for Rarity, not just for the scoops, but more for her super taunt, the Micro Wave.


ARMBAR A COP posted:



Mel Mudkiper
He was the guy who worked for MBS’s kids right? The goon lore is deep. I still miss Old Painless and the guy with the Professor Kevin Nash avatar.

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


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MJeff posted:

I think it was specifically "four pillars of people who actually watch WWE, because the joke is only four people here watch WWE with any regularity, with everybody else just parachuting in during PPVs to laugh at it."

Anyway, I will crush Rarity at the premium live event.


Rarity posted:

I will tap you out at Post at the Coast

Now this is a feud! Forget Orton Vs. Cena, THIS will drive numbers for the pape! Prediction: in a horrible Don Callis like turn QoP tosses the screwdriver to Mjeff. That bastard!


zetamind2000 posted:

RacistGuidingLight, banned since 2018

I miss him.

TheKingslayer posted:

Bandido's move makes him look like a cool super strong badass.

That guy's move makes him look like a moron.

WWE.txt

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


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MJeff posted:

ctrl-fing the word "cuck" on the 10 pages before this post:

1 result.

https://twitter.com/dril/status/549425182767861760

Look I think you gotta take that Cuck Cody test again. Just do the search of Cuck Cody and Cucking Cody from the final page of the tread. Be sure to search for Cuck C*dy and Cucking C*dy as well. It counts if Cuck Cody or Cuck C*dy was said multiple times in the same post. I think you will find Cuck or Cucking with a combination of Cody or C*dy was said multiple times and thus proving the “Cuck Cody said multiple times” theory correct. It’s definitely far more than the once and you should apologise to your fellow posting friends. Remember cntrl f Cuck and Cucking. Thank you.

Cuck.


Davros1 posted:

There's a 99% chance Cody doesn't get cut, but if he did, would he try to go back to AEW, or would he call it career?

He would do like he did last time: wander the indies building a rep and/or build a promotion until Vince did his Sith mind trick again. It won’t happen as Vince is a spite elemental but if it did. I just hope some writer pretends to type notes from Cody on a shut down laptop once more for even more humiliation points. I love Cody but I love LOLs even more.

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


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ARMBAR A COP posted:

Imagine being British

Ew.

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


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Yaknow that IS pretty drat cool. I don’t even remember these guys but I will declare that Vince is a genius and wins again.


1glitch0 posted:

okay grandma

You better not say stuff like that to her unless you bring a big ol bag of werthers candy or lemon drops. You definitely aren’t getting a shiny coin her next visit.

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


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Orange Carlisle posted:

mr inbetween was amazing
Amazing show. Seriously one of my favourite shows.

STONE COLD 64 posted:

also the best show on FX is the first season of Fargo.
Season one and two are almost perfect. I like the third season but it is divisive.

yea ok posted:

the shield is the only show with a good ending
Yup.

Dacap posted:

The movie is great but the show has undeniably surpassed it
What we Do In Shadows blew the (already hilarious) movie away and gave us Jackie Daytona: regular human bartender. Even if it ended up becoming an hour of Matt Berry reading 17th century pornography I will always be thankful. Wait… can we get Matt Berry reading 17th century pornography?

Alaois posted:

the one perfect season of Terriers was on FX
:( There should have been more. THERE SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE!

Also Legion and Justified were FX. Pretty good track record. Better than USA or Syfy.

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


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Hedgehog Pie posted:

I'm hurt and I'm tired and I blog with loving children.

He’s trying to run a loving business!
Darn Dumb loving Cowboy gently caress and his two friends that couldn’t manage a target.

So do people diagnosed with PDS also share bank accounts with their mother?

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


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Pylons posted:

Yes, and that tells you all you need to know about them.

At least the true wrassling fans recognise their King.

Mods: can we change the forum name to Punk Sport Pagoda?

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


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MJeff posted:

I have no allegiances, but as a Michigander, I am compelled to post Vernors here, so

Vernors.

I am not a Michigander but the last time there I had a Faygo Red and it was tasty. Nehi Grape is another good soda. Tho my favourite sodas are all in Mexico. Fanta strawberry, grape and orange made with real sugar y heche con Mexico? Mmmmmmhmmmm. Jarritos are also da bomb and I would be like 5 zillion kilos if I had access to unlimited amounts of soda from Mexico.

Edit: no seriously - Mexico makes great soda

DogsInSpace! fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Jul 19, 2023

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


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Rarity posted:

Very rude of Seth to disrespect Big Show, Mankind, Ken Shamrock and Test like this

What’s Test been up to nowadays?
<summons the link>

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


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ChrisBTY posted:

So is Dom just used to sandblast the shine off of anybody who gets more over than Roman?

They call that the “ol Zigglar”



Yaknow I was just reading in the Trump thread about DeSantis new commercial and I thought the black sun logo looked like something a Fed sports entertainer would like.

#ArmsUpForWWE

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


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SpeakSlow posted:

.....aaaand, the smarks came back, the very next day....

What song are you quoting? It’s driving me bananas as I can ALMOST hear it.


yea ok posted:

No this is the company that pretended to dump Paul Bearer's ashes all over the Undertaker while Bearer's family was watching in the audience, then lied about getting their permission to do it. Let's be accurate, please.

Ew. On wwe not you.

Way late to the party but sucks about Bray. Seemed like a cool enough guy and his Firefly Funhouse was about the best thing on wwe in a while. I’ve known a bunch of dudes our age that have died but really freakin hate yet more kids having to grow up without a dad. Ghosts make terrible parents.

Also sad about the Funk. He lived far longer but still, after watching Dark Side of the Ring, I hoped he would get to tell more old timey stories.

RIP to them both.

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


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Suplex Liberace posted:

the cat came back is how i read it

Thank you. That was driving me crazy… Er.


DEAR RICHARD posted:

i wrote an obituary for eddie for my high school newspaper. don’t worry, my tribute was tasteful.

El Paso? Knew some friends from Juarez and El Paso that were shocked how much people from far away knew and loved Eddie Guerrero as they just figured he was THEIR guy. He was the best and now I just remembered he died at like 37. Jeez. Eddie should have gotten to stick around and had a Christian/Sting late AEW run.

I know people were hoping for more for Bray but that is why so many of us were touched by the Brodie Lee show. It was a rare love letter to a guy that was an incredible light to everyone around him and all that he was and could have been. Wish more people had that, like you guys, but I feel like you gotta temper your hopes with the company. Doesn’t make it right but it is just how it is - for now at least.

“Forget it Jake, it’s Chinatown.”

You guys love on your fam and check your drat heart and lungs. Stay healthy my goons. Would miss you bitches talking about Cody Rhodes, the Big Dawg and the ever hilarious downward spiral of Hunter Hearst Helmsley. Also the ever increasing amount of wrestler “x” derangement syndrome.

DogsInSpace! fucked around with this message at 00:34 on Aug 29, 2023

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


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Orange Carlisle posted:

running back to the company that hated you and purposefully sent you your release during your wedding then sued you to drain your bank account - just to try to stick it to the company that gave you literally anything you asked for and built the company (and a weekly show) around you but you couldn't physically stop yourself from loving it all up is definitely a cm punk thing to do lol

I really hope it's true
It’s baffling. With Cody, you can almost give it a pass as anyone who watched any of the shows TBS gave him can attest, Cody is a deeply dumb carnie man. Love the guy and all but… he’s dumb as rocks. Punk? Punk is supposed to be smart and, for a long time, was supposed to be one of US. His super goony AEW meltdown when given the keys to the kingdom was sad and depressing; but, as one who listened to the Punk Departure/WWE sucks Colt podcast on day one (not ish) I can officially say… this is gonna be hilarious. Godspeed Punk, you Demi god of spite. May flights of angels sing thee to thy next lawsuit.

Hopefully nobody else shares bank accounts with their mother.


Shard posted:

I wonder if Punk goes to WWE if he still talks poo poo in promos on the bucks and hangman lol
100%. Vince won’t even have to ask. Hands completely clean.

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


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Lid posted:

They lived in an era where the only easily obtainable alternative was TNA. No chance they were seeing Bryan Danielson era ROH. To them Ziggler style WWE was the only wrestling they knew until four years ago.

I want to argue but ... you are right. Like with me I had a dad who took me to wrestling and there were multiple companies when I was a kid. When I was a teen a friend brought over 90s Japan, ROH and weird indie "tapes" and we watched that. Same friend would email me links to follow ROH, DDP, NJPW, SHIMMER, Chikara, PWG and other stuff all through the "dark period" but make no mistake... I hated WWE but that and TNA were the easiest thing to watch. Local indies were fun but the only big time shows I could see live were wwe. Was the easiest way to get a group of friends to go see wrassling.

I know one of my old friends turned acquaintance really had no idea of anything other than wwe. I tried to get him to watch other stuff and he'd just "nah." Got him to check out AEW and hoping he checks out other stuff but really... most of us goons are kind of the exception to the rule. A good chunk of people during the WWE REIGN OF TERROR had no idea of any kind of wrestling exists outside of wwe. Hell I've heard people of various ages use WWE in real life like we would say Q-Tip or Kraft Dinner. TNA? Hardly even a footnote to the general public no matter what they tried. Crazy to think how WWE almost successfully rewrote reality to the masses (outside Japan at least) where they were the only wrestling company: past, present future. The certainly did everything vile they could to make it that way.

Kinda feel like the corp will still be around and may even make money but it's the passing of that phase. Again I could see them being successful or just as likely get parted off and sold off by Endeavor but it just feels like the absolute domination phase of it's existence is over. Maybe I am being naive. Either way I am cool as the biggest gripe I had with wwe was their obsession with not just domination but destruction of everything not wwe. WWE turning into just another territory and running Roman Reigns as champion until the heat death of the universe? Whatever.

That got me. I was watching Heels the other day and I still wonder at that alternative universe where Cody went to somewhere in the South and created his own wrassling Fed. With some of these releases that might not be a bad idea. Please don't share this with WWE or they might fight the releases. C'mooooon WWE.... let another turf rise from your ashes. Any person right out of college can lay on their back for the Anoa'is.

DogsInSpace! fucked around with this message at 20:16 on Sep 21, 2023

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


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Eat My Fuc posted:

I wouldn’t buy WWE, not that the market is anything but gambling for degenerates but if I had the money i’m buying put options, WWE is extremely overvalued.

I love you man but I'm still gonna be forever sad you never bought us jackets. Is it cuz half the forum would ask for size 5+xxL?

Also tell your boy Cody to go and make a new Southern Style Wrassling Fed. I 100% would watch a high drama Product directed by the American Nightmare. Again Heels would be a good baseline and I could absolutely see Cody or Brandi making a "farm" on their stadium grounds and claim farming assistance. If you hire CM Punk only hire him as Ricky Rabies.

Love ya EMF.

DogsInSpace! fucked around with this message at 20:56 on Sep 21, 2023

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


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Vandar posted:

Toward the end, Dark and Elevation were trending toward longer and more involved matches.

And even three minutes is still better than nothing, you're still getting the chance to come out and do *something* in front of a crowd and keep yourself from getting rusty.

Dark and Elevation had longer matches sprinkled for a while. I am fairly sure they put a Dragon classic match versus either either a murder grandpa or a really angry stone golem. Can't totally remember. You'd have the obvious short matches to train the newbies but that was often hidden in multi person matches. Queen Emi (she dropped the Freddie Mercury gimmick ages ago) and Nyla Rose teamed up with Diamante in a ton of fun matches that probably only I loved. Diamante needed that honestly. But yeah ... both short and long. I want to say that started in the Pandemic (awesome commentary too) but I am likely wrong. Either way it seemed like a great place to get training in for new guys, work off ring rust for former wwe talent, reps for older talent returning for injury and tryouts for hopefuls. I thought it was a great show. Just know I kept hearing people mock it and say "nothing but jobber matches with some lady that thinks she freddie mercury" and I kept wondering what they were watching. Fun show that rubbed some people the wrong way.

edit:

Dancing Peasant posted:

ROH is basically the new Dark/Elevation so at least its spirit is still chugging along just fine
I don't think this is an insult but you are not that far off. ROH has a dash better production (esp over the early days) and you get the enter the awesome RiccaBONE ZONE!


projecthalaxy posted:

Tozawa is 1-1-1 on Raw this year, splitting 3 minute matches with the Miz and then not winning an Intercontinental Contenders Battle Royal. 7-4 on Main Event though.
<sigh>


Quantum of Phallus posted:

Beepie wants a bro-oche
Honestly good for Beepie. Sometimes things just don't work between two people/places. I am not betting the farm on his chances but yaknow what? Best of luck! Would be a nice surprise if someone somehow just blossomed with hidden talent and blew away everyone's expectations. Someone should tell him to get that cash and be super frugal with it tho.... just in case. Like have Steen or Sami go introduce him to their investment guys or whatever.

I'm not even that salty about Jade. For all we know someone might have told her to say that or she just could be cozying up the the new boss. Whatever. Just hope everyone goes into this with eyes open, smart with their dollars and armour up. Don't want to hear of someone actually buying the "we are your family now" or "but Vince said I'll owe him one." Get pinned, get paid and clock out.

DogsInSpace! fucked around with this message at 20:47 on Sep 28, 2023

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


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stab posted:

Yes well aware he dragged me to a Planet Smashers show too.

But loving SLAYER?
There’s something seriously wrong with that boys head.

TV Zombie posted:

Though it’s not in wwe, el genericos hype video for his match with steen in roh was really good and the match delivered in many ways.

I don’t remember if it was PWG or ROH but I remember someone called Generico a bastardman and that will forever be my nickname for Sami. I still blame him for the depths he made Kevin sink to. Kevin Steen is a family man and a PROVIDER!

I will forever be a dumb marking mark for Kevin Steen/Owens. Kevin did nothing wrong.

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


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Suplex Liberace posted:

i just did a lot of eye pokes to my sister and strutted right to my room to woo while grounded.

Had a friend with a toddler son a few years back who really liked wrestling. Dude hardly knew what he liked about it but loved to imitate the “you cant see me” hand motion and giggled when Cena was on screen. Little man loved Cena. I put the ultimate finisher on him and taught him how to tap out.

The move? Crippler Crossface.

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


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JUNGLE BOY posted:

They’re already doing that with Cody

Times I read this I wish WWE still had JBL on colour
“Welcome to the big time kid”
<Big Show/Taker/Kane slam the “40 year old rookie”>
“I love it Maggle!”

You new blood have no idea how we suffered.

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


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Lamuella posted:

I used to think that wwe's problem was that they have nobody credible to beat reigns, but I was in retrospect wrong. They have plenty of credible people, they're just terrified of taking the title off him.

Part of it is baked into WWE culture aka Vincent Kennedy McMahon. Vince was always a chosen one kinda guy with Hogan, Bret DieselShawn, Stone Cold, Rock, Cena and now Reigns. He played around with others and sometimes seemed like he actually might push more but always tended to focus on just one guy from the very start when it was his baby. With Roman it's almost a desperation and part of me wonders if it is because he's Vince's LAST guy. Vince probably doesn't even fully realize this consciously because he tells himself he is immortal but, as his brains turn even more to mush, he's desperate for Roman to be the greatest champ of all time and geared to break Bruno Sammartino, his dad's champion insane record. I might be wrong but the boomers I know definitely (and sometimes not even secretly) hate their parents and are getting even more desperate to bypass their accomplishments before death. I know Vince isn't supposedly running the book anymore but that place reeks of VKM's bad touch and I'm guessing it would take decades to go away if it ever truly would. It's weird seeing relatives of mine age and, although most aren't as rich as Vince, have many of the same awful qualities. Most of them are getting even more desperate and awful as they near death.... like they just know their time to inflict more damage is ending and then have even more poopy diapers on sticks to distribute.


Erin M. Fiasco posted:

Cody getting hosed over AND Roman becoming a limp face again?! Oh this is too much

I took a break from PSP for a while and coming back has been hilarious and a bit sad. I used to think Punk was so cool back in the day.... <sigh>. I swear catching up has been freakin wild. So many lols.


rotinaj posted:

In my experience, nearly any old shoot video from that time period will have at least one thing that has aged enormously poorly

It is kinda incredible how long ago and yet how not long ago the early 2000s feels
Tell me about it. I actually bought shoot DVDs with the Brian Kendrick and Paul London just because I thought those guys were hilarious. BK doing conspiracy talk just sounded like this guy I knew in high school and I didn't even get half of it until a few years ago. Paul London is hopefully still a nice dude right?

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


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Digital Jedi posted:

I thought that was Sheamus lmao

Are you saying you want Sheamus?
<CM Punk looks for tvs to smash>

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


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Chris James 2 posted:

SI's report earlier in the day has gotten further corroboration from Fightful and Dave: Okada's deal is up after January (same time as Ospreay's was), Nakamura's trying to recruit him and he's seriously considering it having thought he's done all he wants to/can in New Japan and wants a lighter schedule

https://twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1731769702702018612

Nooooooooooo! I really want Swerve in the title scene and OKADA might throw that off. Him in wwe would be such a waste and would make me even sadder than retired Nakamura. Times like this I wish Cody had made his own Southern Wrassling Fed so there was more competition and places to mix it up. I get the urge to explore other places but is jobbing to Roman, racist feuds and surfing in Florida really that fulfilling? Looking forward to Jimmy Okada having troubles going poop backstage skit while he learns to properly work.

I do seriously want to know if the surfing in Florida is that good. I always heard it was mostly mediocre outside of storm season.

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


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yea ok posted:

what else will he say

Thank you Hunter for the poo poo Loads of Money.
P.S. tell Vin Diesel that he’s a giant nerd

Edit: Vin’s a sexpest? Dammit… thought he was just a giant DnD nerd who was the only other person that unironically loved Witchfinder or the Riddick films. I truly love the Riddick films and sad that we will probably never get Riddick chasing Karl Urban in the Underverse. I know I have issues.

DogsInSpace! fucked around with this message at 21:11 on Jan 2, 2024

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Sep 11, 2001


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I always will appreciate the gift that Goon Rarity gave us with the Beepie nickname. Haven’t seen her post in WH that often nowadays but she was the best scoopsgal and posting pal.


Drakkel posted:

I don't think there's any sort of conspiracy theory beyond it other than "HHH loves agonizingly long title reigns" and "Roman's the only person in the company they've ever bothered to build to this level so they have to drag this poo poo out as long as humanly possible"

Kinda with you there. He’s got so much inertia after a decade plus as the sole focus that it would take effort to make someone else at his level and the only one that believes in putting forth effort in wwe is Vince. Vince was a driven lunatic awnserable to no one so every dude that might give a drat was either driven out, retired, died or broken like a horse. Now that Vince is gone the only guys left are yes men and a failson with a bad ticker who barely got the throne so it’s Roman until the heat death of the universe. Anyone else might make the money guys nervous and Hunter can be easily replaced. It COULD be done but why ice skate uphill for cold doughnuts?

Speaking of failsons: are Rubber Chickens still banned from wwe live events?

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


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Alaois posted:

one of the funniest posts ive seen here in a while was someone assuming that everyone loved Beepie because of his crazy antics on Being the Elite and that's where the nickname Beepie came from lol

Hah. I can’t remember offhand but I’ve watched way too much BTE and didn’t they just call him Bri or Brian when they didn’t just refer to him as their shoe contact?


Orange Carlisle posted:

he's a needle mover because the wwe universe has had it beaten into their heads for the last five plus years that he's a needle mover so you better pay attention because when the tribal chief shows up its a big deal etc
Yeah he’s not had real inertia due to his own actions but because he had an entire company pushing him like Ronald McDonald for a decade. I mean Ronald McDonald the mascot not the guy from Philly with the sweet martial art moves that mocks large birds. I doubt anyone will really miss the guy himself but if you are or were a fan of wwe you had no choice but do root for the guy that was their programming 90% of the time. I doubt kids will grow up and fondly say things like “Aknowledge Me” or “I’m the tribal chief” a decade from now but will have some vague recollection of Roman Reigns being the strongest and the top guy. WWE the brand is the star and the “The experience” because they are the biggest brand and is wrestling for 70% plus of North Americans (if not more). Roman’s like coffee from Tim Hortons (McDonalds for Americans I guess): it’s not the best coffee, nor the reason you are there but since you are there it will do.

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


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Intruder posted:

Who finishes 2-10 behind The Big Dog?

Because I love and respect the wwe goons I made sure and voted for you. Roman Reigns was #3 behind Beepie and Lexis King. Behind the Big Dog I put, as I know you would, the Tribal Chief, the Samoan Superman, the Head of the Table and The Aknowledged One. Cody did not make the list.


El Gallinero Gros posted:

I do find it incredible that there's a real chance Hogan was being honest for once.

Did Hogan work himself into a shoot?

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


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Cavauro posted:

others should respect the promo because a lot of people liked it

Love it or hate it you gotta respect

THE PROMO


That DICK! posted:

if you havent seen cody's promo, even if you arent the biggest wwe fan, i'd suggest you give it a watch. god drat. chills.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx_ZNn-_klk

Copium Roads

This is the funniest timeline

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


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Hey my posting pals what’s up?
<reads thread>
Jesus Christ.

STONE COLD 64 posted:

Thinking more and more about ashley massaro's incident and cant help but think that is absolutely blood on vince's hands
Yeah. Also that story of Sable being blacklisted decades ago for not wanting to be pimped out. The litany of Vince paying of his “mistresses” that ONLY came out because Vince used company money. Ring boy scandal. Owen. Piper. Superfly’s girlfriend that Snuka murdered who got away with it because Vince used the “he’s just a savage and doesn’t understand right and wrong like us” along with a suitcase of money, Moolah’s BS that was this very similar gross sex slavery thing and long term employment/association with wwe. That’s just off the top of my head. Vince and wwe have built an empire on the mountain of exploitation, broken dreams and dead bodies. An empire that actively protected sex pests almost as much as it tried to destroy any alternative competition. It’s not just that it was capitalism. WWE is a virus. Burn it down.

It’s not like everyone was unaware. We already saw in this thread Ryan Nemeth spoke out and was blacklisted for it. Multiple women that were probably victims wanted it kept quiet because wwe was the big time and the only way they felt they could make money doing the business they loved. Tons of victims feel the need to keep quiet due to the power of the people that abused them. Sooner wwe is gone other places will spring up. Might they still be run by scumbags? Sure. They can also get shut down when people stop going until hopefully companies say “maybe we can’t just keep eating babies and puppies.” gently caress wwe. Burn it down. Salt the earth. Build something new somewhere else. Believe victims always.

Sorry to be so serious but those details are repellent and make my soul hurt. It’s also extraordinarily obvious this has been going on longer than I’ve been alive. Not even sure I want to watch a dark side of the ring about this although some public doc should be made so it’s not memory holed like 99% of Vince’s crimes. So gross.

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Sep 11, 2001


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Sydney Bottocks posted:

Exactly, "no ethical consumption" isn't meant to justify supporting terrible people in when it comes to the arts or sports or entertainment, because those aren't things a person needs to survive. You need food and clothing and shelter to survive, so sometimes you have to do business with companies or individuals that are less than ethical, depending on your circumstances and your environment. You don't need to watch WWE to survive.

To use a non wrasslin example with a semi obscure music band: Crystal Castles. I’ve liked their stuff from early to late period but then one day you find out truly awful stuff about the male half of the band. Really gross. All you have to do is NOT give any money to anything by Crystal Castles or Alex Kath. Alice Glass is cool and a survivor so give her all the monies. Don’t even stream off their official YouTube (if it’s still there as gently caress that guy and I won’t even check) which may hurt but let it go. You can find non monstrous avenues for jams. Same applies for anyone who liked lostprophets. Let that poo poo go including the name. It’s tainted to the core.

I always hated that “no ethical consumption under capitalism” bs. Same with the “it is what is is” American saying. Just feels like the worst conservative people twist it so nothing ever changes or gets done so they can stay comfortable.

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Sep 11, 2001


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Hedgehog Pie posted:

I should clarify that I don't think Jericho's ever been bad as a wrestler, it's just that he was always being compared to the likes of Eddie and Benoit (and Lance Storm) so he always seemed slightly worse off. A bit like Punk with Danielson and all that. I've not really seen enough of peak Punk to compare them otherwise, just what appeared to be their similar circumstances, at least in my mind.

To further expand (because I was a young Jerichoholic AND a big ROH fan back in the day) Jericho was light years better. Lionheart to WCW he was awesome. His stuff versus Eddie G and Alex Wright are worth seeking out. Problem was you had a ton of Luchadores, Benoit, Malenko, Saturn, Lance Storm, Kanyon and so on. Ring wise WCW had a metric fucktonne of talent; especially in the mid and undercard. Jericho blew most of those guys away with mic and character work. Conspiracy era Jericho was hilarious. In WWF/E Jericho had to put on some weight and wore lifts so he became a bit sloppy. Later on the Ocho adapted to his size and, eventually, age and we got a guy still in contention for GOAT.

Punk? Early Punk was okay in the ring but, as people have said, character work, mic skills and an ability to build a great match were his strengths. That and he seemed so effortlessly cool. Danielson was a guy who, until late 00s was a bit bland everywhere but the ring. Once he stepped in the ring, even guys who could care less started gawking and wondered who the gently caress this guy was and why he wasn’t everywhere. Danielson got better outside the ring around 2007 to 2009 but really he wasn’t what a teenager thought of as cool. Claudio? He was a dick and skilled but the closest he came to cool was teamed with Chris Hero. Teddy Hart? Low-Ki? Christopher Daniels? I thought Homocide was a kind of cool in a murder you way but I don’t think many kids wanted to be Homocide. You wanted to be like CM Punk. Even as a heel you loved him because he was a rebel who would always fight the system and go his own way and surely never sell out.<LOL> Tony Khan gave him the keys to the throne and would have gone out on top of the world… instead he just had to punch the Bucks, sic his dog Ace on Kenny (Kenny Omega had bite marks on his arm) and later on try and kill Tony Khan. I still hope we find out the deets to that last fight. LOL on Punk self own.

But you know who had a cool factor AND was a god in the ring? Samoa Joe. I know most here, even fans, dont think of Joe that way but like 2001 to like 2005 Samoa Joe was one the best in the ring and on the mic felt like the god of vengeance. Like the entire world couldn’t wait to see what he did next. Nowadays he’s still good and
I’m happy as hell he’s champ but man… back in the day. A god I tell ya. Still mad at TNA and WWE for wasting Joe. Still hoping Danielson gets the big AEW (and/or NJPW) gold belt before he quits as Danielson is still amazing in every way. Joe and Danielson deserve every accolade. Punk deserves a booth next to Virgil.

DogsInSpace! fucked around with this message at 23:58 on Jan 30, 2024

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Sep 11, 2001


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stab posted:

He still has the funniest return injury of all time, sorry CM Punk you can't even be the best in the world at that either

Two people claiming to be the best in the world? Only way to solve this dilemma: hardcore death match Shane O Mac vs CM Punk with special ref Ahmed Johnson and special guest enforcer Diesel. Who will survive?

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Sep 11, 2001


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Raskolnikov38 posted:

if the road to wrestlemania you followed brought you to this,… of what use was the road


Chris James 2 posted:

Punksutawney Phil saw his shadow, 6 more months of injury



You know as sad as it is seeing the original Myth of CM Punk die, it makes me smile that the Truth of CM Punk can unite us all. Thank you CM Henderson for the Brotherhood of LOLs.

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