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moist turtleneck posted:https://twitter.com/cb_doge/status/1646661962154094598?t=L62nfwrdOSmEDeAJh6QK1w&s=19 I'm fairly sure that it is, in fact, going to be very boring
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Apr 15, 2023 22:35
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shyduck posted:A reporter for WIRED was suspended for reporting about the Matt Walsh hack I too get massively bored, but I never thought to just start hacking massive douches to deal with that boredom. A true inspiration to us all.
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Apr 19, 2023 21:58
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shyduck posted:https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1648814781502214145?t=A2xvZ22V4MwWJatN981MEw&s=19 It's always good to admit to customers that they're overpaying for a product. It is equally good to admit to shareholders that your prices are uncompetitive but they might be better in some distant future.
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Apr 20, 2023 04:48
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Dr. VooDoo posted:I must’ve missed it. Why is he mad at Wikipedia? Or is it simply that reality and facts have a leftist slant? He meant to write Wookiepedia. He just absolutely hates Star Wars because some of their spacecraft don't blow up.
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May 16, 2023 11:04
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mycomancy posted:This chart literally bums me the gently caress out. Who are the 7 percent of people who like Mitch McConnell, his extended family?
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May 22, 2023 20:56
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Is there anything this guy won't ruin?
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May 28, 2023 07:09
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RandolphCarter posted:so the limit is extreme? Does that mean The Cheat is an extremist?!
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May 29, 2023 15:23
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WhyteRyce posted:just end it so the poor person doing marges voice can die in peace Should have ended 15 years ago and been replaced with a better series like, oh let's say Futurama.
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Jun 3, 2023 13:57
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rodbeard posted:he's a bad father so he's halfway there His efforts costs billions of dollars (without actually helping anyone), he fucks off whenever he should be doing actual leadership stuff, he treats his employees like poo poo, has affairs with his underlings and can't stop pining for his ex. If he lost like 60 pounds and learned how to shut up for five minutes he'd be dang close.
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Jun 9, 2023 23:51
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Filthy Hans posted:I don't think playing chicken with Google is going to go the way Musk thinks it will Big Blue Bird vs Gobblin' Google who will win in this battle of the birds??
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Jun 11, 2023 09:24
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:there isn’t a wedgie big enough to fix this. I too like to announce publicly that I am guilty of the thing I am standing accused of. As a prank.
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Jun 11, 2023 12:31
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Jun 18, 2023 07:55
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bigstupidjellyfish posted:I disagree, its actually pretty bad and you only have to consider it from the perspective of a sympathetic person who might be the victim of targeted harassment, like a member of the LGBT community, a vocal feminist, pro-palestine, etc. etc. Yeah, it is abused constantly and it almost never sees the proper intended effect against the kinds of lovely accounts that could do with a shadowban, especially now that Elon has said "racism is good, actually"
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Jun 18, 2023 13:52
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The only ads I'm seeing lately are for unlicensed t-shirts, fake laptop sites and clickbait-articles. Almost starting to look like a pirate service from the Internet's early days, just with less trojans.
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Jun 29, 2023 23:26
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UKJeff posted:I saw an ad for a pair of reading glasses where they used them as a chisel to break bricks in half and it made me LOL pretty good Reading the comments, the actual quality is garbage. So on par with the rest of the ads. Edit: Laffo https://twitter.com/TheLazyEU/status/1646829647374569479?s=20 evilmiera has issued a correction as of 11:41 on Jun 30, 2023 |
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Jun 30, 2023 11:39
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ikanreed posted:Mastodon really isn't too bad. It's good but it needs more ways to link up with cool content that isn't just the "for you" tab on Twitter. But that kind of works in it's favor because it reminds me of the olden days of the Internet. There's some real gold in there if you get lucky with boosts or just checking what cool people are following.
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Jun 30, 2023 15:39
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:say what you will about elon musk... but he is winning He should 100 percent agree to the fight that was set up between him and Zuckerberg before he got his mom to tweet that he should chicken out.
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Jun 30, 2023 18:49
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loquacius posted:Is mastodon full of blockchain people because it seems like it would be I've had zero issues on Mastodon so far. Other people have reported issues on some servers but overall Mastodon for me has been a pretty mild experience. No bitcoin spam, no scammers, not a single slur or people acting like they need to dogpile trans people no matter what. I'm sure it all exists somewhere but unlike Twitter regular use hasn't exosed me to it. My only real problem is that a lot of its identity stems from "We're totally over our ex, Twitter."
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Jul 2, 2023 13:31
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Oglethorpe posted:not really Yeah it's weird how people are just randomly posting and boosting blueprints, code blocks, scientific articles and little pictures of frogs on Mastodon. I haven't written anything in years but I must have hooked up with a bunch of nerd accounts over the last few months.
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Jul 2, 2023 13:36
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the milk machine posted:i think everyone knows theres not a way to do a twitter that can make the kind of growth VCs expect Social Media has some real issues making any money despite reselling your info and spamming you with ads. It's just a very inefficient method of communication.
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Jul 2, 2023 16:44
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OhFunny posted:Threads: Over 10 million sign up to Mark Zuckerberg's Twitter rival Not until he has physically beaten Musk up. We all need the closure.
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Jul 6, 2023 11:43
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Oh hey, an actually good idea (new hearts/organs is something people want) that Musk 100 percent can ruin by simply not following any of the established patterns for developing artificial organs so the new hearts can explode/combust. Like, the guy is already killing apes trying to make a link between brains and the Internet, and failing to compete with regular railroads. Who besides his dumbest fans would ever want to use a Tesla heart?
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Jul 6, 2023 15:01
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shyduck posted:https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/1677023426618314756?t=uML1Q4s1t7mQlUtVq9f2dA&s=19 hosed over a massive portion of his workforce then gets mad when those same people go work for his rivals for better pay and job security.
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Jul 7, 2023 07:25
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The REAL Goobusters posted:job security is hilarious considering suckerburg already laid off more than 20k people in the last 6-7 months True, it's not a great fit, but somehow still a better choice given Musk's "incentives" to come back to the company once he realized he had fired the wrong people. evilmiera has issued a correction as of 06:31 on Jul 8, 2023 |
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Jul 8, 2023 06:27
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:white nationalist shocked to learn that his success was the result of structural forces deliberately propping him up rather than his innate talents and traits It might have helped if he spent literally any of his millions of dollars on staff like what he had on his old show to make his production values competitive with the other grifters.
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Jul 8, 2023 13:56
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DarkstarIV posted:Add picking a fight with the FTC to the list of things Musk is trying to do right now. After they ruled in favor of the Xbox Activision thing maybe he expects the FTC to cave easy?
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Jul 13, 2023 20:08
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Trump told Musk to gently caress off and called him a bitch, must be time for Elon to start sucking up to him again hoping for a cabinet position or something.
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Jul 17, 2023 14:32
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Musk is that one guy from Animal Farm that kept trading with the pigs to exploit the laborers even further.
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Jul 18, 2023 19:59
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Toph Bei Fong posted:It was very funny reading 1984 and Foundation back to back, knowing how much Asimov hated 1984 and thought it was unrealistic. At least the Foundation series didn't end up increasingly and pointlessly horny as the author either got dementia or let other people write for him (see Arthur C Clark)
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Jul 18, 2023 21:53
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Mr Hootington posted:No that is the liberals Why not both?
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Jul 19, 2023 13:38
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Elias_Maluco posted:Last time I checked bluesky he was being attacked for hating sex workers (the rationale seems to be: drill promoted the "block the blue" campaign, which is bad because lots of sex workers are paying for the blue) I think he was a block the blue guy because he absolutely did not want to be verified against his will by Elon and kept trolling him by changing his name (which broke verification) every time he got the checkmark.
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Jul 19, 2023 21:10
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shyduck posted:https://twitter.com/betterme/status/1657490901244215297?t=oZqMCF-qEgn1kRx97lsHcw&s=19 Hot dog, my "too lazy to do anything but boil eggs" diet is vindicated!
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Jul 20, 2023 19:04
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toggle posted:what do you reckon Ian smells like? Formic Acid
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Jul 22, 2023 10:07
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Hoshi posted:pompeii was consumed by the pyroclastic blast from Mt Vesuvius erupting, a volcano erupting is hot, ovens are hot Nazis just love their oven jokes.
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Jul 22, 2023 17:13
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spaceblancmange posted:he is on one tonight Excellent, just dunk your entire brand into the toilet in one fell swoop.
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Jul 23, 2023 07:23
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:elon musk sir you must post in the diablo 4 thread in games Please do a pre-emptive permaban of Elon before he decides to buy SA.
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Jul 24, 2023 05:00
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Tirade posted:Yo gimme a bluesky invite so I can also cyberbully Vaush Just go troll people on Gab or Twitter, it's a better use of your time and chances are better the recipients are Nazis.
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Jul 24, 2023 09:36
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My first day off Twitter and I am exercising more, eating better and also nobody posted a racial slur in my newsfeed.
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Jul 25, 2023 16:53
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Shipon posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPLQNUVmq3o Bluesky is a lot better than Twitter right now. If that means enduring whatever you mean by that I will, just to have fun on social media again.
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Jul 26, 2023 06:22
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shyduck posted:https://twitter.com/ResethO/status/1684063696031457282?t=yUG3szJYC_H4plea_v3X_w&s=19 Strangely, banks sometimes refuse to deal with people because of things they said, too. Like "I hate paying my bills on time" is a good example.
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Jul 26, 2023 22:37
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