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DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

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Schmoe Cwead posted:

malcom was way better than that 70s show

i dont think this is a controversial stance; That 70's Show was a cute diversion steeped in nostalgia, Malcolm in the Middle was important art with timeless relevancy

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DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

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DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

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i dont think about Student Bodies (1981) very often but when i do its exclusively because of this joke

https://i.imgur.com/7NLiTec.mp4

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

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External Organs posted:

Where the gently caress is lpzie

https://i.imgur.com/j0MprsK.mp4

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

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thanks to big soft titty dot png for the hot tip on this limited edition tup thread collectible



https://www.ebay.com/itm/144280021159

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

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UFOTacoMan posted:

In Brazil, Funyuns are sold under the name "Cebolitos"

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

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Large Testicles posted:

out of all the loving things you could do with salmon, that's your serviceable meal??

salmon fillet sandwiches are even things that exist, you can just do that, some arugula or spinach, maybe an fine sliced onion, shmear of tartar sauce, this is a solved problem

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

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Nonsense posted:

totinos party pizza supreme is exquisite

my gast was flabbered the last time i went to the supermarket and saw them selling party pizzas for $3.49

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

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External Organs posted:

Can any of you nerds help me solve the Three Doggy Problem

(Soon to be a major motion picture)

take the black dog across the lake first, then go back, get the small dog, drop it off across the lake, take the black dog back to the shore, then take the brown dog across the lake and finally return and take the black dog back across the lake

need any more homework done for you

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

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Salvor_Hardin posted:

Buddykins is basically Todd the squirrel from Achewood

yeah that tracks

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

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impossibly normal human poo poo to say

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

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my favorite drink is beer, i love beer and soda pop, they say do you like wine i say no!!! beer only, and soda pop also sometimes, are my favorite

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

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when i breathe my favorite breath is earth's atmosphere, they say to me they ask, do you like you breathe a combination of helium and neon as found on your home world and i say i came from this earth and i love how it's air is!!! me for president

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

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hahahahahaha no better encapsulation of this kind of Guy than "white supremacist begging elon musk for help with child support"

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

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actionjackson posted:

this just came up on my PT appointment check-in



rofl

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

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Filthy Hans posted:

obviously you've never seen Ghoulies

they always get you in the end!!!!!

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

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titty_baby_ posted:

In short, the great state of California is very large and has a lot of hosed up water diversions everywhere along its length

most hosed up: the yorba linda water district

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

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titty_baby_ posted:

Idk man westlands has a special place in my heart

we stan a king (1935-2016)

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

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RealityWarCriminal posted:

drip is important

:hai:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4BVPUGVgec

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

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once again thinking of this loving tribute to Ice Cream Man (1995)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOwZ8_r8UdM

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

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smarxist posted:

i like how i've seen so many edits i'm not even sure what the gently caress was supposed to be there

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

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mdemone posted:

lmaooooo what a world

whose baby was he changing?

the baby he was changing is called America :patriot:

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

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basically the premise of The Stepfather (1987) and its impossibly good titled sequel The Stepfather 2: Make Room for Daddy (1989)

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

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its a failing on the corny movie community's part that Make Room for Daddy hasnt attained the same kind of sequel subtitle infamy as Electric Boogaloo and The Squeakquel

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

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Real Mean Queen posted:

I’d like it if more people got more into weird, bad movies. There’s so much amazing poo poo out there that just isn’t getting the appreciation it deserves

i mean i get why a lot of people dont have the patience to sift through the unentertaining turds to find the nuggets of gold, but luckily im here to take the bullet and tell people: if theres a way for you to watch The Unborn II (1994) you should probably get tf on it pronto

https://i.imgur.com/Zc9uLlJ.mp4

ive seen this very serious not at all intentionally funny horror movie (about one woman raising a huge goopy evil baby and another woman trying to kill all the evil babies before its ambiguously too late) maybe three times now, and every time i lose my complete poo poo hollering at the title drop

https://i.imgur.com/HOiQ5zq.mp4

not even really laughing just inarticulate hollering with food falling out of my mouth kinda

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

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Schmoe Cwead posted:

i miss when the president was a huge goopy evil baby



:patriot:

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

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DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

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Joementum posted:

gen x seems to have trouble understanding the concept too

https://twitter.com/TPostMillennial/status/1505967874799714310

man, Starfield npc dialogue is really the pits

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

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Rubellavator posted:

is tooping still legal or do we have to tup now

tumping and jumping today is trendy, as i understand

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

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once again thinking about these masters of stand up comedy from Ozone: Attack of the Redneck Mutants

https://i.imgur.com/tPFvjFL.mp4

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

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An Apple A Gay posted:

howdy I'm the sheriff of bad tattoos


quick someone get this man an overcoat and a rain poncho, he doesnt have enough goddamn layers on the top half of his loving body

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

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yes hello im Brock "at least four layers on while indoors" Lesnar

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

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Brock Lesnar getting his rear end dressed in the morning like

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

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bebop esq posted:

CatholicVore

its called transubstantiation

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

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night crew arriving for friday night posting

https://i.imgur.com/W9F9zDW.mp4

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

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https://twitter.com/NewsHour/status/989967420314943490

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ICJmKrDptw&t=50s

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

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according to the highly accurate 90s macintosh shareware game Koji the Frog, ladybugs are fair game

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

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Salvor_Hardin posted:

What happens if the frog eats a lightning bolt?

dead as hell

the bees turn from yellow to red occasionally and then theyre lethal to eat too

also the snake kills the frog via eating it, and the gopher kills the frog by walking slowing underneath it and when it reaches the frog it lights up a bomb and kablammo

very fun game :)

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DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

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