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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004


SODA!!!

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Dec 31, 2004

crime fighting hog posted:

was loose change made by the same people who did zeitgeist or am i misremembering

I don’t know but for some reason whenever I think of zeitgeist I remember this dude in college trying to get me to watch it and asking me if I’d heard of zeitgeist and without missing a beat, added “ no it’s NOT THAT TERRIBLE NEW SmAshing pumpkins album!!”

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Dec 31, 2004

Glumwheels posted:

https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1701633131009266026

Imagine if they had just worked together to indict gaetz and get rid of him like they did with Cawthorn

They have way more illegal dirt on gaetz to get rid of him and put him in jail

Gaetz probably has dirt on them too

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Dec 31, 2004


This Dr. may need to pay closer attention to current events and the madness enveloping the US imho

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Dec 31, 2004

bebop esq posted:

do they think he was faking having a stroke?

they are saying he’s been replaced by a lookalike, a common thing for mentally ill people to think

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Dec 31, 2004

Bethamphetamine posted:

Mayor subterranean crystal majicks is a weird dude

what the gently caress is wrong with this guy

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

gates/santos 2028

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Dec 31, 2004

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Dec 31, 2004

emfive posted:

no probably since the adoption of the old NeXT codebase and BSD and then a few years to bake. (The left-to-right file picker was a NeXT thing in the early 90s.)

so 20 years

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Dec 31, 2004

crime fighting hog posted:

isn't this the plot to a stephen king book

boomers love Stephen king so that’s probably where they got the idea

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Dec 31, 2004


So?

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Dec 31, 2004


Extremely normal country

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Dec 31, 2004

RealityWarCriminal posted:

pleas stop talking about work it makes me want to be dead

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Dec 31, 2004

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

Also I looked it up. In the movie he can only turn left.
So musk remembered the movie wrong, and thinks zoolander can only turn right.

but opposite of zoolander would mean they turn every which way too much.

pretty sure you’re wrong here

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Dec 31, 2004

Drunkboxer posted:

IT WAS A PERFECT LOAN CALL

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Dec 31, 2004


new speaker of the house candidate?

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Dec 31, 2004

External Organs posted:

George Santos is absolutely having the time of his life

he's going to be president

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Dec 31, 2004

emfive posted:

well yea duhh that sucks, but I was thinking about the "George Santos for President!!" "He's So Awesome!" poo poo on this, our forum

when I say he’s going to be president, I’m saying it in a solemn, serious tone.

.. it will be awesome though

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Dec 31, 2004

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

heard Gym Jordan is out of the speaker race lol

Nope

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Dec 31, 2004

Consummate Professional posted:

I am not joking when I say “gang gang” is just constantly looping in my head all day every day

so good

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Dec 31, 2004

Tom Tucker posted:

I heard that the credit card industry calls people who pay their balance each month “deadbeats”

I just heard this recently too, I am king of dead beats and my rewards are my riches

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

no more chock bok

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Dec 31, 2004


Correct.

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004


that’s where the bandage covering a wound from an IV injection was

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Dec 31, 2004

Scarabrae posted:

remember when jimmy carter had to sell his farm? lol

pepridge farm remembers

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

santos will be president

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004


he’s right

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnX-D4kkPOQ

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Dec 31, 2004

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Dec 31, 2004


yeah polls have never been accurate but for some reason we still keep using them in the news and poo poo because.. they make for a pretty graphic you can put on screen ? idk

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

did someone get schlonged?

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Dec 31, 2004

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Gamers will forever be chasing after the next big game because they have an emptiness in their hearts. But games will never fill that void.

Correct

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004


Correct

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

thankfully this frees up Santos to focus on his bid to be trumps VP

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004


Lol

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

I will get Trump!

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Dec 31, 2004

Bethamphetamine posted:

Also, all those years studying for your degree in architecture. Don't be so modest.

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1735699188858474684

is she speaking from The Dark Place?

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Nonsense posted:

Trump's wrath against Colorado will be legendary, he'll send federal agents in and destroy the weed economy piece by piece

Yep.

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Dec 31, 2004

Bethamphetamine posted:

A single anonymous report sent a plainclothes cop into a classroom to scour for an unbanned book that somebody claimed was obscene.

What do cops even do?

'This is my job,' I think to myself as I fail to find a book in a classroom full of frightened children.

don’t worry, they’re just getting warmed up

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Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

we are all human and imperfect and 2020 feels like a hundred years ago. your former boss has taught you a new thing: be forgiving to yourself and to others

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