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Zero Hour

The WrestleAunts, Renee Paquette & RJ City welcome us to Zero Hour, talk about Sting’s historic final match and run down the card for this evening. They then throw it to Tony Schiavone & David Crockett ringside and say tonight it’s about family on Sting’s final night. Schiavone reminds us it’s also about revenge for what The Young Bucks did to Sting’s sons a few weeks ago. They talk about Sting vs. Ric Flair in this arena back in 1988 before throwing it back to Paquette & RJ.

Despite the word online of Sting’s final match closing the show, Paquette mentioned multiple times that the AEW World Title Three Way is the main event. I personally think that's a huge mistake and Sting should end the PPV.

Excalibur & Nigel McGuinness are on commentary for the opening contest of the evening.

The Acclaimed (Anthony Bowens & Max Caster), Daddy rear end, Switchblade Jay White, Austin & Colten Gunn defeated Jeff Jarrett, Jay Lethal, Satnam Singh, Private Party (Isiah Kassidy & Marq Quen) & Willie Mack (w/Karen Jarrett & Sonjay Dutt)

(Your standard pre-show party match to get the crowd going, as there were multiple hot tags for the babyface team, which ultimately led to White swooping in and getting the win, after only doing pretty much one move, his finisher. Thankfully post match, White seemed to call his shot for Big Business, so hopefully he’s back to being in the main event picture soon. I’ve said this before, but I’ve found this Bang Bang Scissor Gang storyline to be very underwhelming for everyone involved.)

Caster flubbed his opening rap as Jarrett & crew got a hearty laugh in the ring. Both Austin & Kassidy showed off their speed in the early going, mocking one another with taunts in the process. Quick double team from the Gunns before Quen jumps in to take control. Colten connected on a dropkick, which led to Scissor Me Timbers from The Acclaimed. Colten was caught with a blindside from Lethal, allowing for a seven way Fargo Strut in Greensboro, with Dutt getting involved. Austin played cheerleader to the crowd to cheer on his brother, as Colten made the hot tag to Bowens, who ran wild on everyone until Lethal connected on a Lethal Combination. Singh briefly tagged in and bealed Bowens before Lethal jumped back in for a delayed suplex. Garvin Stomp by Jarrett, who crotched himself in the ropes, allowing Bowens to hit a Blockbuster.

Daddy rear end made the hot tag and it led to Lethal & Mack connecting on two cutters, Kassidy with a Swanton, Quen with a 450 Splash, but Daddy rear end kicked out. Mack missed a follow up Frog Splash and finally tagged in White, who didn’t do a thing before The Gunns hit 3:10 to Yuma, The Acclaimed hit The Arrival and Mic Check leaving White alone with Singh. Daddy rear end made the save and led to an assisted Fame Asser as White then laid out Mack with a Blade Runner for the win.

Post match, White took the mic, got the crowd going and made fun of Caster, saying it wasn’t that hard. White ran down some of the card and said they’re the greatest faction in the greatest wrestling company. White said they’re led by one of the greatest of all time, the catalyst of pro wrestling and said March 13th maybe he’ll handle some Big Business of his own before hitting the signature go home line.

-Lexy Nair is backstage with Orange Cassidy & Best Friends with the doctor, who said he needs to tape his back and ribs up or else he won’t clear Cassidy tonight. Beretta said they have Cassidy’s back tonight, but Cassidy said he’s tired of his friends getting hurt because of him, so wants them to stay in the back. Chuck Taylor said he’ll make sure everyone keeps out of it, as Beretta didn’t seem to like the idea, but ultimately put his hand in for the Best Friends handshake, as did Nair and the doctor.

-A vignette for The Bastard PAC is shown saying Tony Khan will never get rid of him, he’s like a cockroach. PAC will be back very soon and take this festering scrotum of a company into a new age. PAC asks doesn’t it feel good to be alive?

Kris Statlander & Willow Nightingale (w/Stokely Hathaway) defeated TBS Champion Julia Hart & Skye Blue

(Aside from a clunky little moment in the middle of the match, the crowd were loudly behind Statlander & Nightingale for this one and I definitely see this leading to a TBS Title shot for Nightingale.)

Hathaway joins commentary for this one, as Blue tried to attack at the bell, but was lit up by Nightingale & Statlander in the process. Blue escaped a bodyslam and tagged Hart, who was met with the same fate and picked apart with a bodyslam and running low cross body from Nightingale. Hart chop blocked a knee out, allowing for Blue to hit a step up knee to the neck. Nightingale tried to fight back with a wildly loud chop on Hart, but ultimately remained isolated until kicking free and diving for the hot tag. Statlander was a house of fire, hitting a really impressive leg sweep Flatliner combo for a near fall.

Statlander hit Chaos Theory on Blue, but never saw the blind tag to Hart, who clobbered Statlander from behind, but failed to lock in Hartless. Blue tried a cross body onto both Statlander & Nightingale, who caught her and hit a double fall away slam. Hart dodged, but Blue was wiped out with a somersault corner cannonball. I think Hart was supposed to counter an Oklahoma Stampede into a DDT, but didn’t get any of it, as Nightingale hit a Death Valley Driver for two. Hart countered a Doctor Bomb into a sunset flip, as Blue made the blind tag and caught Nightingale with a thrust kick.

A shotgun dropkick off the middle rope by Nightingale, as Hart & Statlander jumped in and slugged it out. Hart hit a double stomp in the corner and followed with her moonsault press for two, as Nightingale made the save. Nightingale just stared down Hart, which allowed Blue to hit a running dropkick off the apron. Statlander ran through a double team with a discus lariat, as Nightingale avoided Code Blue and launched Blue out of the ring with a Pounce. Statlander threw her back in and Nightingale hit a Doctor Bomb for the win.

Renee Paquette & RJ City run down the card one final time and inform us Christian Cage vs. Daniel Garcia will be starting the show.

AEW Revolution

“It’s Showtime, you know what that means!” Excalibur welcomed us alongside Nigel McGuinness & Tony Schiavone, as we’re ready for our opening contest of the evening.

Christian Cage (w/The Patriarchy) defeated Daniel Garcia to retain the TNT Title

(A very good opener, with the numbers proving to be too much for Garcia, who put up one hell of a fight, it just wasn’t meant to be. The crowd bit at the near falls, but ultimately the distractions helped Cage retain once again.)

Garcia came to the ring with a Sting inspired leather jacket we’re told was given to him by rapper Westside Gunn. Both men took turns raising the TNT Title before locking up and Cage getting the early takedown, but Garcia responded with a shoulder tackle and Cage regrouped outside. Cage tried a leap over back inside and crumbled, holding his leg and for some reason, Garcia believed him, as Cage suckered him with a cheap shot. Garcia tried fighting back with corner punches, but Cage dumped him to the floor and followed with a dive outside. McGuinness called Cage a fighting champion by not taking a countout and throwing Garcia back in for more punishment. Garcia avoided a Killswitch and chopped out the leg, zoning in on the left ankle. Cage rolled out of an ankle lock and continuously sent Garcia to the floor, trying for a countout, which of course, McGuinness supported. Garcia dodged a charging Nick Wayne, sending him into the ring announcers table before fighting off Cage to get back in the ring.

Garcia connected on a flying clothesline before pulling Cage’s shirt over his head and delivering ten corner punches with his signature dance to cap it off. A dragon screw out of the corner led to a series of Garcia near falls. Cage got in a body shot, tried his slingshot right hand, but his leg gave way from being worked on and Garcia loudly smashed Cage into the steps. Cage begged off back in the ring, but managed to hit a reverse DDT for two. Garcia avoided a Frog Splash and turned it into an Ankle Lock, as Cage again rolled out, but was planted with a stalling back suplex. Cage answered by violently slingshotting Garcia into the corner, as Cage took the ref and Killswitch hit a Choke Slam. Cage connected on a Frog Splash, but Garcia kicked out.

Killswitch took off his armor, frustrated, as Daddy Magic Matt Menard attacked from behind. Shayna Wayne tried to slap him, but Menard cut her off and brawled with Killswitch to the back. Cage meanwhile, tried a Spear on Garcia, but the leg gave way and Garcia hit a snap Piledriver for a close two. Garcia hit a Jackknife pin, but Cage got a rope break. Shayna took ref Aubrey, as Nick Wayne flew in with a cutter, as Cage hit the Killswitch and got the victory.

-Lexy Nair is backstage with Bryan Danielson warming up talking about how Danielson knows Eddie Kingston’s weaknesses and will make him tap out tonight. Danielson’s music hits and he’s so focused he doesn’t even want to talk before the match. Renee Paquette is back with Eddie Kingston, getting in his last minute preparations, as he dedicates this match to Jun Akiyama.

Eddie Kingston defeated Bryan Danielson to retain the Continental Crown Title

(A phenomenal hard hitting war, as the fans were split throughout, but were really behind Kingston towards the finish. The story of Kingston’s arm being taken out early led to his storytelling specialty of coming from behind and triumphing when all was said and done. I’m still somewhat shocked Danielson hasn’t won a title in his AEW run. Some could say he doesn’t need it, but I’d love at least one before he stops competing full time.)

Loud dueling chants from the crowd, as Danielson threw an early kick to the knee that buckled Kingston. Both traded loud chops, with Kingston firing off machine gun chops leading to a Saito Suplex and Tope to the outside. More chops on the apron, as Danielson lured Kingston to the corner, ducked a chop and Kingston chopped the post. Danielson hit a suplex off the apron to the floor for a loud thud. Danielson wrenched at the right hand back inside, stomping on the wrist to follow. Danielson dove off the top, but was caught with an Exploder Suplex for the reset, allowing Kingston to recover.

Kingston drove Danielson down with a DDT before locking in the Stretch Plum. With Kingston’s arm weakened, Danielson escaped easily, but Kingston was there with anvil elbows. Danielson avoided the half and half suplex, connecting with a series of corner dropkicks. Kingston side stepped the third, so Danielson planted him with a Dragon Suplex for two. Kingston constantly fought out of the corner until Danielson hit a corner dropkick and Avalanche Butterfly Suplex into a submission, but Kingston got the ropes. Anvil elbows from Danielson, as Kingston fought out of a Regal Plex, hit a Spinning Back Fist and Northern Lights Bomb for a close near fall. Kingston hit another back fist with his bad arm, so Danielson absorbed it, punted out the bad arm and hit the Busaiku Knee for two and Danielson couldn’t believe it.

Danielson hammered down boots and locked in the triangle, the same way Kingston went to sleep last Wednesday on Dynamite. Kingston faded, but raised his hand up and got the ropes. Kingston started absorbing kicks, so Danielson switched to kicking the bad arm. Both men had an incredible sequence of trading half and half suplexes before both collapsing to a loud ovation. Both rose to their feet and swung wildly with slaps until Danielson backdropped out of a powerbomb, tried Busaiku Knee, but Kingston hit a lariat and high stack powerbomb for the win. Post match, Danielson kept faking a handshake, but ultimately showed Kingston respect, shaking his hand and giving him the ring for the ovation of the crowd.

Wardlow (w/The Undisputed Kingdom) defeated Powerhouse Hobbs, Chris Jericho, Lance Archer (w/Jake Roberts), HOOK, Brian Cage (w/Prince Nana), Magnus & Dante Martin in an All Star Scramble to win a shot at the AEW World Title

(A whole bunch happened here, as expected, with everyone getting in a lot of offense. The crowd got their meat chants, while each man involved got to show their strength in one way or another. With this win, Wardlow gets an AEW World Title shot, but we’re not told when or where.)

Taz tagged in and McGuiness tagged out for the upcoming match, as it’s only right considering HOOK is involved, as well as three other former Team Taz members in Hobbs, Cage and even Martin, who had a cup of coffee with the group.

We got the previously promised Meat Madness immediately, as Archer, Wardlow, Cage & Hobbs wiped everyone else out to have a four way pose down. Every shoulder tackle and clothesline resulted in meat chants from the crowd until it was just Archer & Wardlow standing. Archer walked the top rope into a moonsault, tried to do the same to Hobbs, who caught him with a spinebuster. Cage flew in with a Death Valley Driver before Wardlow hit a step up hurricanrana. Jericho jumped in with a Code Breaker out of nowhere, as HOOK broke up the pin. With the meat men out, Jericho, HOOK, Martin & Magnus jumped in for what Taz called a Mini-Meat battle. Jericho opted to leap off the top to the outside on Hobbs, Martin wiped out Wardlow, Magnus took out Archer, leaving HOOK all alone to go up top and hit a double sledge on Cage.

Everyone slowly got back into the ring and we got four superplexes capped off with Cage hitting one from the apron back in on HOOK. Martin flew in with a Frog Splash, leaving all 8 men down. Martin ran wild with dives, clipping his foot on one of them, but recovered and took out Jericho with a cross body for two. Magnus came in with a Tiger Feint Kick and Butterfly underhook back breaker on Martin, leading to a corner double knee. Archer came in with a step up knee in the ropes, massive hip toss and choke slam for two of his own. Archer wanted Black Out, but Jericho made the save and hit a double suplex with Magnus before both hit stereo Lionsaults on Archer.

Hobbs leapt into the ring, mowed people down and dropped Archer with a running powerslam and Martin with a snap variety. Cage took out Hobbs, leaving himself & HOOK to square off and Cage deliver a short arm lariat. Wardlow took turns hitting German suplexes on everyone, looked for a powerbomb on Cage, but HOOK sank in REDRUM. With Wardlow fading, Jericho applied a Liontamer at the same time, but Cage broke it up. HOOK hit a Northern Lights on Jericho for two, before being pulled outside by Hobbs, who hit a World’s Strongest Slam. Hobbs charged at Jericho, who looked to spray what I think was a smoke machine to blind Hobbs.

Back inside, Cage spun out of a powerbomb, but was leveled by a Wardlow wind up lariat. Wardlow hit the powerbomb, but Martin nearly stole it with a roll up. Martin hit the Nose Dive on Archer, but was clobbered in mid air by Wardlow, who fought off HOOK with a wind up lariat before dropping Martin with a Last Ride powerbomb to win it.

Roderick Strong defeated Orange Cassidy to win the AEW International Title

(Strong more than lived up to the Messiah of the Backbreaker moniker, as he hit more backbreakers than ever to capitalize on the injuries that have piled up for Cassidy. A surprise return post match brings the returning Kyle O’Reilly into the picture and we don’t know where his intentions lie.)

Super quick start, as Strong missed a Sick Kick and End of Heartache, with a taped up Cassidy getting multiple near falls. Strong wasn’t messing around with the hands in the pockets from Cassidy and hit a pendulum backbreaker before going outside and hitting one on the barricade. Cassidy fought back with a Tope and cross body off the top back inside, but with the bad ribs, a delay allowed Strong to regain the advantage. Multiple backbreakers and chops led to Strong hitting a gut wrench backbreaker on the top turnbuckle in an incredible spot. Strong mocked the little kicks before unleashing chops that buckled Cassidy. Strong connected on a rib breaker, but Cassidy hit a desperation Stundog Millionaire, unable to follow up. Strong locked on the Strong Hold, but Cassidy got the ropes.

Strong caught a boot and planted Cassidy with another backbreaker before getting the Strong Hold applied again. Cassidy kicked out and hit the round the World DDT before going up top and hit the diving DDT for two. Cassidy ramped up the intensity of kicks before connecting with a Panama Sunrise for a close near fall. Strong countered Orange Punch into another backbreaker, hit a rising knee, but Cassidy exploded out with an Orange Punch and Beach Break, but Strong got the ropes. Cassidy took too long to go for another Orange Punch, as Strong fired up with a knee strike, hit End of Heartache and won the title.

Post match, Mike Bennett & Matt Taven hit the ring to celebrate and hoist up Strong on their shoulders when a returning Kyle O’Reilly appeared from behind. He hugged Strong, as Bennett gave him his Undisputed Kingdom shirt, but O’Reilly refused and whispered something to Strong before leaving alone.

Jon Moxley & Claudio Castagnoli defeated FTR (Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler)

(Once Harwood started bleeding, this match hit another gear and didn’t let off the gas. All four of these men knocked it out of the park in this one, as it could’ve gone either way; you were just waiting for how things would end. With this win, commentary put over how Moxley & Castagnoli won it in FTR’s backyard. Neither Harwood or Wheeler tapped, but passed out, so perhaps another round could happen down the line.)

Moxley & Castagnoli came from the crowd wearing spiked shoulder pads to pay tribute to the Road Warriors in Greensboro. Castagnoli & Harwood traded pin attempts in the early going, but that quickly switched to a slap battle, which rocked Harwood. A stiff uppercut and chop exchange led to both collapsing and tagging their respective partners. I loved the exchange between Tony Schiavone & Taz with Schiavone comparing Moxley to Dean Martin and Taz pointing out Martin was drunk half the time. Neither team was really in control for a long period until Castagnoli dumped Wheeler to the floor and the ribs hit hard on the edge of the ring. This allowed Moxley to attack, spilling into the front row.

Wheeler remained isolated until finally Harwood made the hot tag and ran wild with chops and lariats. An O’Connor Roll into a leaping cross body off the second got a near fall, as did an inside cradle. Wheeler made the tag, as Harwood was posted by Castagnoli and leveled Wheeler with a lariat for two. Harwood came up bleeding, but still made a blind tag, as Castagnoli was up in a powerbomb position, but hit a Steiner-esque powerslam in mid air on Harwood. Castagnoli & Moxley hit an assisted Air Raid Crash for two as Harwood, wearing the crimson mask, rose to his feet for a slug fest with Moxley, who ran into a pop up powerbomb. FTR connected with a Spike Piledriver, as Wheeler wiped out Castagnoli with a dive, while Moxley kicked out at two.

Castagnoli put a stop to the Power-Plex, as he & Moxley connected on an Uppercut Doomsday Device for a wild two count. All four men slugged it out until Moxley was sent outside leaving Castagnoli to block Shatter Machine into a Giant Swing, with Moxley hitting the dropkick mid revolution for two. Moxley bit at the head of Harwood, who spat in Moxley’s face, leading to a powerbomb diving clothesline combo for two. Wasting no time, Moxley was dropped with Shatter Machine, but Castagnoli pulled Harwood out at two. Wheeler tried a dive, but Castagnoli hit an uppercut in mid air and Neutralizer on the floor. Harwood was there to lay out Castagnoli with a piledriver. Back inside, Harwood & Moxley traded countered until Moxley hit Death Rider, but Harwood kicked out and got a crucifix pin for two as well. Moxley applied the Bulldog Choke, as Castagnoli got the Rear Naked Choke and FTR passed out simultaneously.

Timeless Toni Storm (w/Luther & Mariah May) defeated Deonna Purrazzo for the AEW Women’s Title

(Much like Daniel Garcia in the opening contest, the numbers game was just too much for Purrazzo to overcome. For a feud that seemed to be pretty personal, I was surprised at the mat based action we got early. Storm hands Purrazzo her first loss as an official AEW roster member.)

Mariah May came out dressed in Storm’s old gear, with the old music and video. Commentary thought it was Storm at first, but quickly put it together it wasn’t the AEW Women’s Champion. Storm made her grand entrance and traded takedowns in the early going. Purrazzo baited Storm in and locked in the Fujiwara Armbar, but Storm quickly scurried to the ropes. Both ladies traded forearm shots before a short arm lariat sent Storm outside to regroup with Luther. Purrazzo had enough and hit a baseball slide. Back in the ring, Storm ran into ref Aubrey and hit a low blow kick on Purrazzo, which Taz questioned if it even works and Excalibur mentioned the Lady Yam Bag. Storm kept Purrazzo grounded until Purrazzo absolutely leveled Storm with a shot and series of clotheslines. A running kitchen sink and leg sweep led to the Fujiwara Armbar, but Storm rolled out, but right into a kick to the mush.

Purrazzo connected on the Flatliner for two, but Storm swept the leg into the corner leading to Sweet Cheek Music and spinning DDT for a close near fall. Storm applied the Break a Leg ankle lock submission, as Purrazzo fought free and sent Storm into the arms of Luther. Purrazzo got two for one, hitting a cross body from the ring to the floor, wiping everyone out. Back inside, Purrazzo again got the Fujiwara Armbar, but Luther took the ref, with Storm tapping. The ref didn’t see it, as Mariah May appeared and distracted Purrazzo long enough for Storm to hit Storm Zero for the win. Post match, Storm celebrated with May and handed her the AEW Women’s Title, something May stared at ever so briefly, as Storm got out of the ring.

Will Ospreay defeated Konosuke Takeshita

(When you have two of the best wrestlers on the planet, there’s lofty expectations on whether it can deliver. Needless to say this delivered and then some, as this was one of the best AEW matches in recent memory, as the crowd went crazy for almost the entire thing. This was simply unbelievable stuff, to say Ospreay’s official All Elite run started successfully is a massive understatement.)

Excalibur wondered why the booth was getting pelted with trash and it’s because Don Callis joined commentary. The crowd is loudly behind Ospreay from the jump, as he hit a lighting quick hurricanrana to start. Takeshita responded with a just a fast Takeshita-line. Takeshita cut off Ospreay in the ropes and hit a delayed superplex for one. A leaping senton off the second by Takeshita got another one count, as multiple violent hammer elbows flattened Ospreay. Stiff chops from Ospreay led to Pip, Pip Cheerio and corkscrew kick, as Takeshita rolled to the floor, where Ospreay met him with a slingshot dive. Back inside, Kawada kicks from Ospreay, but Takeshita fought back, hit a running boot and somersault dive of his own to the floor.

Returning to the ring, Takeshita wanted a top rope senton, but Ospreay got the knees up, allowing Ospreay to try Leap of Faith, but rolled out and was dropped on his head with a German suplex for two. Ospreay hit a wall walk enzugiri, Takeshita answered with another German, charged, but ran right into a Spanish Fly for the double down. Both traded forearms until Ospreay hit a Hook Kick that crumbled Takeshita. Ospreay connected on a rolling elbow and the ref checked on Takeshita, who rose to his feet and absolutely leveled Osperay with multiple forearms. Ospreay tried more Kawada kicks, but Takeshita swung for the fences and Ospreay collapsed. A wild series of counters and brutal hook kicks led to a Tiger Suplex for two. Ospreay signaled for the Oscutter, but Takeshita countered into a Blue Thunder Bomb in mid air in an amazing visual that brought the crowd to their feet.

Ospreay fought off Chaos Theory, hit more hook kicks, finally hitting an Oscutter for two. Ospreay signaled for Hidden Blade, but Takeshita struck first with a forearm and Ospreay barely got a shoulder up from the count. Ospreay managed to hit the Cheeky Nandos kick, but Takeshita held on to avoid a corner hurricanrana. Instead, Takeshita pulled Ospreay up from the mat into a violent Avalanche Brainbuster that destroyed Ospreay’s back. Takeshita hit the charging knee, but Ospreay managed a kick out. Takeshita took too long for another knee, which Ospreay blocked into Stundog Millionaire and Poison Rana. Takeshita spun out of Storm Breaker into a Crunchy and wheelbarrow German, but Ospreay exploded up and hit Hidden Blade, only for Takeshita to kick out at one in one of the best sequences you’ll see.

Both men hit dueling rolling elbows, but Takeshita ran through Ospreay with a lariat. Ospreay blocked a jumping knee into a Styles Clash for two. Ospreay broke out the scary Storm Driver 93 and Hidden Blade flush to win this classic. Post match, Don Callis celebrated with Ospreay before checking on Takeshita as Kyle Fletcher made his way to the ring. Ospreay & Takeshita showed respect to each other as Ospreay & Fletcher had a face off before hugging. Excalibur told us he’s been informed Ospreay vs. Fletcher will be happening on Dynamite.

Samoa Joe defeated Hangman Adam Page & Swerve Strickland (w/Prince Nana) to retain the AEW World Title

(I loved the story told in this one, as Joe was obviously the panicked champion, worried about not being involved in the finish, while Page & Strickland’s hatred kept them from potentially winning the title at certain points. The finish will bring some serious debate, as you could question whether Page could’ve tapped or did he simply tap to cost Strickland the title, which was his ultimate goal.)

Jim Ross has joined commentary, as Strickland was announced first and Nana did the Swerve dance with backup dancers. Joe ran wild out the gate and even did his signature side step, dodging a Strickland diving uppercut out of the corner. Joe followed by laying out Strickland with a Tope and cutting Page off from doing a follow up dive of his own. Joe was low bridged to the floor, as Page hit a fall away slam on Strickland, but both men kipped up. Strickland connected on a head scissors and follow up uppercut before turning his attention to Joe and delivering an uppercut off the apron.

Joe broke up the Page & Strickland scuffle with running corner boots to Page and high stack powerbomb into STF and Crossface transition. Strickland broke it up and started a forearm battle with Joe, proving to be a terrible idea, as Joe won that exchange. Strickland avoided a Muscle Buster and superplex before a headbutt crumbled Strickland to the floor. Joe took far too long to follow up, leading to an unintentional double team powerbomb from Strickland & Page, who had an intense follow up face off before slugging it out. Page hit a violent lariat to the neck, but right hands only woke Strickland up. Strickland, now bleeding slightly under his eye, booted Joe to the floor, as Page moonsaulted out of the corner into a Tombstone on Strickland for two, broke up by Joe. Page avoided a STO and cracked Joe with a big boot, as Strickland countered Dead Eye into a powerbomb stack and vertical suplex.

Strickland let Joe connect with a Muscle Buster on Page, giving him time to hit a Swerve Stomp and House Call on Joe. Instead of covering Joe, Strickland set his sights on Page, hit a House Call, but Page kicked out. Joe up with Kawada kicks on Strickland, went to the corner, but was hung up and Strickland hit a DDT. The 450 Splash to the back hit, as Strickland followed with Swerve Stomp, but Page pulled the leg of the ref and decked him in the process. Page grabbed the AEW Title and leveled Strickland multiple times. Page connected on multiple Buckshot Lariats on Joe, but there was no ref, which was all Page’s fault. Finally, referee Bryce hit the ring to make a two count, as Page went for a third Buckshot, but Joe slapped on the Coquina Clutch. Strickland flew in with a Sky Twister Press with everyone down.

Prince Nana threw his crown to Strickland, who tossed it back and said he didn’t need it, as Joe sank in the Coquina Clutch. Strickland countered into a roll up, but Page broke it up by beating the hell out of referee Bryce. Everyone took turns delivering lariats, as Page laid out Joe with a Buckshot, but Strickland hit one of his own on Page before hitting a JML Driver. Joe popped back in and hit a brutal half and half suplex on Strickland before reapplying the Coquina Clutch on Hangman, who tapped out before Strickland could break it up. Commentary debated if Page tapped so he could keep Strickland from winning the title.

-We’re told Sunday, April 21st in St. Louis will be the next PPV, AEW Dynasty.

Before the main event, Ric Flair was introduced, as well as the Guest Time Keeper, Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat. We see Magnum T.A., Nikita Koloff & Scotty Riggs in the crowd as well.

Sting & Darby Allin defeated The Young Bucks (Matthew & Nicholas Jackson) in a Tornado Tag Match to retain the AEW Tag Team Titles in Sting’s Retirement Match

(What a match, what a story, what a storybook ending to one of the greatest careers in pro wrestling. I can’t imagine Sting ever thought he’d step back in the ring again following what happened in WWE, let alone a 4 year run, one of the best of his career. The respect shown to Sting throughout his time in AEW was wonderful and I’m glad he got to go out on his terms and with a win. This was an absolute battle and The Bucks did a fantastic job being the villains who could potentially steal this moment away from everyone in Greensboro. I know this just happened, but this was my favorite send off of a wrestler of all time. I loved this main event of a fantastic PPV from AEW.)

The Bucks entrance saw them rising up from the floor, wearing black and white robes, as EVP business cards rained down on the stage. We cut to an old movie theater and Sting taking a seat before watching some of his greatest moments and achievements throughout his career with a smile on his face. From old photos, PWI magazine covers and awards to days in NJPW and his AEW run. The curtains closed, as Sting said “It’s Showtime, for the last time. Let’s do this.” This was a fantastic video package, one everyone needs to check out. Both of Sting’s sons came out dressed as surfer Sting and Wolfpack Sting before Metallica’s ‘Seek & Destroy’ rang through the Greensboro Coliseum for the final time.

Allin wasted no time with a dive on both Bucks before both he & Sting delivered stereo Stinger and Coffin Splashes. Sting’s sons got retribution for their attack, delivering Stinger Splashes of their own with their father. Sting sank in a double Scorpion Death Lock on both Jackson’s, who were able to get free and the match spilled to the outside. Sting’s sons helped set up tables as Sting launched Nicholas & Matthew into the crowd. Back ringside, Allin flew off the top with a Coffin Drop to the floor, as a ladder has now been thrown into the ring. Sting pulled a pane of glass from under the ring, as his sons set it up on a stack of chairs ringside.

Sting swung a bat at Nicholas, who dodged and Sting broke another pane of glass leaning against the ring. The Bucks ran for their lives, as the match spilled to the stage, where Nicholas hit a jawbreaker on Allin hit a Falcon Arrow off the stage through tables. Matthew raked the eyes of Sting to avoid a Scorpion Death Drop and suplexed Sting off the stage through tables as well. Back to the ring, The Bucks powerbombed Allin into a corner ladder, but Allin answered with an over the top stunner on Nicholas and Code Red on Matthew. Allin set up a huge ladder in the ring, slammed Nicholas into the steps, climbed and wanted a dive onto The Bucks, who side stepped and Allin crashed through the glass, as blood is pouring out of Allin’s back.

Sting was brought back to the ring, as Nicholas, who is bleeding now as well, set up a table. The Bucks mocked the Sting howl, but did friendly fire by missing a corner kick. Sting beat down Matthew, setting him up on the table and climbing the ladder. Matthew cut him off, as Nicholas set up another pane of glass in the corner. Matthew powerbombed Sting off the ladder through a table, but Sting got right up and no sold. The Bucks sent Sting through the glass, as Matthew hit a low blow and Scorpion Death Drop, but Sting kicked out. Nicholas went to grab the Tag Title belt when Ricky Steamboat put a stop to it, only to get decked by Matthew. Ric Flair went to the ring to cover Sting from any more damage, but ate a double superkick for his troubles, as did Steamboat. Matthew leveled Sting with the title belt, but again Sting kicked out.

The Bucks hit a double superkick on Sting, who no sold and rose from the dead, delivering a double lariat and Scorpion Death Drop on Matthew for two. Sting went for another, but Matthew rolled through and The Bucks hit an EVP Trigger, but Sting kicked out again. The Bucks shook Sting’s hand and said it was a pleasure doing business with him before hitting another EVP Trigger, but Sting kicked out at one. Sting told them to bring it as he ate a superkick and The Bucks wanted a TK Driver, but Allin flew back in and shoved Nicholas off the top through a table. Sting hit a Scorpion Death Drop to Matthew for two, as Allin leapt off the top with a bloody back Coffin Drop before Sting sank in the Scorpion Death Lock on Matthew, who tapped out. The crowd absolutely exploded for the finish, this was absolutely incredible.

Sting’s family is shown celebrating ringside as confetti poured down on Sting & Allin, who said they have three minutes left on the show, so everyone show love to the Stinger. Sting took the mic and said he’s been thanking the crowd since March of 88 when he wrestled Ric Flair to a draw. Sting said he wanted tonight to be a night wrestling fans would never forget and this will indeed be a night he’ll never forget. Sting thanked Allin, who he knew was a risk taker the first time he saw him. As Sting was continuing his speech, the B/R feed went to black and that was sadly it, we never got to hear the rest of his farewell.

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dsriggs posted:

Malcolm Excellent posted:

Hey everyone I made a meme

dsriggs posted:

bebaloorpabopalo posted:

if these trends continue...

fez_machine posted:

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explosivo posted:

Eat My Fuc posted:

shout out abroham lincoln’s pic

MorningMoon posted:

reposting here because i'm too proud of this edit lol

smarxist posted:

neoaxd posted:

https://voca.ro/1e1fv1DWQmL7

Gambit from the X-Men posted:

i got my mom to cross-stitch something for my spouse's birthday. i thought you all would like it.

Most Power Alex posted:

https://i.imgur.com/m2LnQhr.mp4

Most Power Alex posted:

Roasted Donut posted:

Thank you, Sting.

Fentry posted:

While it totally ruled and was the right decision I'm still shocked that Sting won, I thought losing your retirement match was basically a law in wrestling. Are there any other big wrestlers who actually won a big announced retirement match? (Not including like that Flair farce a little while ago or Terry Funk retiring 50 times)

Fentry posted:

While it totally ruled and was the right decision I'm still shocked that Sting won, I thought losing your retirement match was basically a law in wrestling. Are there any other big wrestlers who actually won a big announced retirement match? (Not including like that Flair farce a little while ago or Terry Funk retiring 50 times)

Roasted Donut posted:

Thank you, Sting.

Fentry posted:

While it totally ruled and was the right decision I'm still shocked that Sting won, I thought losing your retirement match was basically a law in wrestling. Are there any other big wrestlers who actually won a big announced retirement match? (Not including like that Flair farce a little while ago or Terry Funk retiring 50 times)

explosivo posted:

Best news of the night: PAC is back

Fentry posted:

While it totally ruled and was the right decision I'm still shocked that Sting won, I thought losing your retirement match was basically a law in wrestling. Are there any other big wrestlers who actually won a big announced retirement match? (Not including like that Flair farce a little while ago or Terry Funk retiring 50 times)

Tweak posted:

can't stress enough how much sting rules

need a lil stinger gang tag

Golden Bee posted:

I’m still baffled by the Schiavone comment “looks like Darby is bleeding out”. like, he’ll denounce cowardly sneak attack all day long but there’s nothing he can do about a wrestler dying on the ramp

Lid posted:

https://twitter.com/SteveFall/status/1764505920837448038

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa