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AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG
lmao

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AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG

ex post facho posted:

biden is never gonna send that $600 $720 he owes us

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1459858936300032003
i like the choice of pic for this dumb neolib poo poo

looks like he is stroking out mid sentence

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG

Bootleg Trunks posted:

love nprs debate shows where both people have the same opinion they just come from different republican think tanks
npr is the quote from that recent koos sixer

but they mean it earnestly

i stopped listening when they brought on kissinger as an expert

even way back when i was still dnd brainwashed i knew npr was trash but try telling a lib that

AmiYumi has issued a correction as of 02:43 on Apr 10, 2024

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG

spacetoaster posted:

Are the Democrats floating student loan forgiveness? I'm seeing a lot of FB chatter about how it's theft of our precious dollars.
lmao forever that biden copied the schroedingers policy style of government from trump but it works in reverse for him

trump takes every position and people believe what they want and ignore the rest

biden tries to take credit for every position and everyone loving despises him

almost as if material conditions matter or something

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG

mcmagic posted:

This is a good point. Hopefully your parents aren't as nasty as Willa is though.

mcmagic posted:

Willa will follow me around to like the 3 threads I post in in CSPAM just to be nasty which she views as "owning me".... I'm actually shocked that she hasn't shown up in the MLB or AFC East thread.
would you perhaps say that willa is "such a nasty woman"

just want to clarify the level of discourse you operate on since you insist on forcing yourself into this space no matter how much everyone involved says no

wait why do both of those things sound so familiar

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG

mcmagic posted:

Willa would actually like me if i did more trump poo poo......
people would like you if you were actually funny yes

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG

mcmagic posted:

*loudly shits pants*

everyone keeps looking my direction
so obsessed with me :smuggo:

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG

Willa Rogers posted:

I believe the pre-edit original was "...but what is your day like, Willa?"
it was

someone later in the thread posted the cached or quoted version

still astounding that happened and leon kept his star

not even a sixer

dnd truly has the moderation they demanded

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG

pencilhands posted:

Many young voters dislike both Biden and Donald Trump and aren't going to vote. A very polite way of expressing this is that some are what are euphemistically called "low-information voters" and blame Biden for things he can't control. It's like: "I read all about the eclipse and wanted to see it but it wasn't available in my state so I am going to blame the president. It's his fault." Many of them have no idea: (1) what Biden tried to do as president and (2) why he couldn't get it.

Kirsten Mansel (23) is a liberal who wants to teach Biden a lesson because he didn't cancel student loans or protect abortion. She is willing to accept a Trump presidency to stick it to Biden because she is angry. Maybe somebody ought to tell her that Biden tried to cancel student loans but the Supreme Court, full of Republican appointees, said he didn't have the authority to do that, and nevertheless he is trying to do what he can on the interest on the loans and other things. While he or she is at it, maybe someone should tell Kirsten that only Congress can make a law making abortion legal nationwide and all Republicans oppose that, so the votes aren't there.
f-

do not see me after class

you know what you did

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG

pencilhands posted:

Whats up with kamala laughing hysterically after literally everything she says anyway

Is there some kind of psychological reason, I used to work with someone who did the same thing
i see you never spent time around someone xanned out of their mind

way to out yourself as a nerd

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG

AmiYumi posted:

i see you never spent time around someone xanned out of their mind

way to out yourself as a nerd
i had breakfast once with a friend who started the day with a few bars

he got a spoon into a bowl of grits but had no clue how to get them into his mouth from there and laughed until he fell over

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG
i refuse to believe that has ever stopped eggy

this must be photoshop

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG
"yeah that thumbnail works for us

no need to take three seconds to edit it just post it as is"

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG

Nichael posted:

maybe someone should start a thread on resources for this, as I imagine a lot of people here would want to go
at this point i fully expect the convention to somehow end in some sort of junta where lightfoot is reinstalled

full martial law and another kettling of the entire downtown area like blm

and the cops will still despise her for all the wrong reasons

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG

Nichael posted:


the gently caress is this avatar
this looks like one of the images from wikihow to get invited on the epstein plane

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG
https://twitter.com/PhillyTheBoss/status/1783160381587824691

this one got sent in a group chat purely to cause me psychic damage

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!! posted:

Hamas did terrorism. What happened in October was terrorism. It’s very likely that Hamas knew how awful Israel’s over response would be when they attacked.
amazing

where is this syq from

"you know how your father gets when he drinks" rear end geopolitics

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG
as someone who used to have this particular strain of brainworms i am especially qualified to chime in that this gets them so upset not just due to recognization of a shibboleth but because of the perceived disrespect

meant in the same way as that quote about boomers viewing respect as unilateral and meaning two different things

in using the wrong name you are failing to properly worship your betters and thus are clearly not worthy of basic human rights

those of us in this subforum realize however that us politics and politicians are fundamentally unserious

thus my posts in cspam do not use capitalization or punctuation bc even that basic level of gravitas is far above the level politicians deserve

especially democrat party leader josef r biden who loves genocide and rape and celebrated the repeal of roe with a jenis ice cream party

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG
how the gently caress do you make a hoodie look this bad

they exist to be a formless tabula rasa of clothing

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG

Some Guy TT posted:

obama inadvertently destroying the rose garden because he valued its superficial image over reenforcing its foundations is a bit on the nose

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG

Willa Rogers posted:

the hot new phrase on DU for the protestors is "watermelon isis." Sure, go with that & see how it works out, you freaks.
would love to hear someone try to explain how that one is very funny and not racist

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG

lumpentroll posted:

lol you cheated on a poll
cheating is already factored into a poll with any academic rigor

which by what willa said it was

source i have literally worked on them lol

polling is such a solved science that there is no art to it whatsoever

if you see a bad poll it is a bad poll on purpose

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG
oh i was several pages behind

and yet also not as polls keep consistently showing the same results for some reason

so weird bc they are not the results biden wants which is obviously true and good

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG

Trabisnikof posted:

Except there is no science to “likely voter” screens. That’s all just guesses.
i have some bad news for you about the scientific method

apparently

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG

Trabisnikof posted:

That’s how we got that goofy thing where Trump’s support among young Black men would ping pong based on if they called one guy or not that week in a longitudinal poll.
iirc it was actually something insanely specific like divorced black republican small business owners over 50

which was literally two guys in the longitudinal survey and the polls would bounce depending on which one they called that week

strangely enough extrapolating these results to black men in general or old men or small business owners or whatever other demo they needed presented the exact neck n neck horse race results the media wanted 🤔🤔🤔

AmiYumi has issued a correction as of 06:40 on Apr 30, 2024

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG

Thoguh posted:

The only possible thing that could get me to vote for Trump is being so disgusted by Biden that I want to make sure that he loses extra, extra hard and we aren't there yet but man do Joe and the democrats seem to be trying.
literally what else could he do

that is not rhetorical i am asking what other vile thing could biden do that is not already happening

i honestly cannot come up with an example

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG
the student group israel called out specifically as an antisemitic terrorist group was literally named jewish voices for peace
:psypop:

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG

Ytlaya posted:

One of the most confusing political news cycle things of the past few years is the time when people were talking about the Biden debt forgiveness and I swear to god there were a lot of people on twitter and elsewhere talking about how their debt had been forgiven (and it was in the context of being the amount Biden had talked about, so it wasn't a situation where it was one of the other preexisting forms of forgiveness). I think there were even posts on SA? I legitimately couldn't tell what was happening.

Of course, in the end nothing had actually been done. But I'm still wondering what was going on with those tweets I saw - were they deliberately intended to muddy the waters and make people think debt was being forgiven?
i only know one person irl who claimed that and after some pressing it turned out he was a teacher who qualified under the bush era pslf

it kicked in under biden so he credited biden

he is also a lifelong republican from the philly suburbs so i have no clue why he would say that besides the fact that he is just kinda dumb

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG
wow the party that responded to blm by jumping in front of every camera they could to yell blue lives matter is being unspeakably vile about protests

who could have possibly seen this coming

at least every dem politician goes straight to hell when they die

just like nft guys do but a layer deeper

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG
so great how trump using his office to shill tacky garbage is simultaneously a heinous breach of decorum the libs will hate him for forevermore and also the precedent normalizing every single dem to do exactly the same thing

tbh trump cares enough about his image that they have long since outdone him in crass displays of shameless grift

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG

Nichael posted:

It's silly to ask why Trump or Biden say a given thing but it's possible Biden was riled up by this:

https://x.com/mrjeffu/status/1785868199537586261
i can say with absolute certainty that biden is not aware of any of this and was just being racist

would toxx on it if there was any way to prove it

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG

Ham Equity posted:

I had never understood why people hated Leon Trotsky so much, but I went back to look at the context of that probe, and Jesus loving Christ what a piece of poo poo. Apparently, anything that doesn't land you in the ICU doesn't count as "brutality." I'd like to see him take a loving bath in mace and see if he still loving feels that way.

Yeah, sure, it's painful burns over most of your body, and then having to essentially re-mace yourself washing it off, but definitely not "brutality," you know, because you didn't go to the hospital so you could be given a five-figure bill and then arrested.
someone post a link to that time leon edited his entire post history to try and gaslight willa but forgot that quotes exist

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG
remember when boomers would constantly use don king as a punchline to some of the most vile racist poo poo imaginable for using words without understanding what they meant


anyway

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG

holefoods posted:

I know star wars isn’t a hard sci fi kind of movie but it always cracks me up that the empire controlling a planet seems to be like 10 storm troopers wandering around
not to give too much credit to movies for children by the guy who thought making indiana jones a pedophile was a laff riot

but i thought part of the implication was the empire propping up colonial strongmen to rule for them

in this case jabba

which creates even better parallels given how the us operates

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

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VoicesCanBe posted:

I regret to announce that the Babylon Bee made a good joke

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

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VoicesCanBe posted:

You don't really have to hand it to the Babylon Bee. The Onion is fine for political satire, it's not socialist but it's more than willing to criticize Democrats from the left.
maybe if someone is so easy to dunk on that the bee can pull it off the problem is higher up than the randos who laugh

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

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Willa Rogers posted:

there's all sorts of quotes that allude to their saving democracy by preventing democracy.

the story laments the loss of michael madigan, indicted party mob boss:

quote:

With the demise of longtime Illinois Democratic boss (and state house speaker) Michael Madigan, though, there’s no semblance of a political machine here. What’s left is Pritzker, a billionaire who’s won two terms and can bankroll the party, and a handful of public employee unions, most notably the teachers from which Johnson emerged.
no longer do illinois dems have a political machine like madigan ran

they just have a popular billionaire boss who bankrolls the party and tells them what to do and who to vote for

this is different

because

uhhhh

black guy mayor i guess

Trabisnikof posted:

Good news for Biden's Climate plans: more expensive EVs, Solar Panels and Batteries!
i would love it if in the debates

that are going to be cancelled

the candidates were asked to define what a tariff is and how it works

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

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AmiYumi posted:

i would love it if in the debates

that are going to be cancelled

the candidates were asked to define what a tariff is and how it works
hell as long as we are already fantasycrafting

just replace the debates with the most shameful episode of celebrity jeopardy ever filmed

what is a tariff

how many children do you have and what are their names

where are israel and ukraine on this map

is puerto rico a state

what is the current year

final jeopardy draw a clock

score at the end is how many electoral votes you get

make the supreme court rule who wins when all candidates have -30000 votes

AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG

docbeard posted:

No Mr Connery I said draw a CLOCK
please welcome our next president

turd ferguson

*trump emerges in an oversized sombrero*

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AmiYumi
Oct 10, 2005

I FORGOT TO HAIL KING TORG

PhilippAchtel posted:

Implying Samus is trans because she is big and kicks rear end is actually quite sexist. Is Ripley trans too?

Please don't answer... Oh god, someone has written an article about this, haven't they?
plz do not mock my 900 part ao3 epic delving into the specifics of the metroid omegaverse polycule

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