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Elohssa Gib posted:What game is this? minato posted:A Game of Throwns
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Gonna need to figure out how burrito knows me
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# ? Jun 8, 2019 21:49 |
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:at you guys never seeing a squirter before. Rust Martialis posted:We can't all have met your mom. null_pointer posted:Squirting is an urban legend. That's clearly just P (etroleum).
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# ? Jun 9, 2019 03:27 |
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Renegret posted:I have tried many sleep aids myself and I've found that the most effective is good, old fashioned masturbation. Outrail posted:Is that otc or do I need a prescription? Veskit posted:It's under the counter Ainsley McTree posted:It’s otc but the letters mean something else
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# ? Jun 9, 2019 05:51 |
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just turbo scrolling through this thread since I've been away for a bit, looking for yellow boxes
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# ? Jun 9, 2019 05:53 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:just turbo scrolling through this thread since I've been away for a bit, looking for yellow boxes That reminds me, tell your mother she should get checked out.
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# ? Jun 9, 2019 06:06 |
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Not doing this out of pity. You earned it.Pastry of the Year posted:pete davidson looks like if richard garriott wanted to teach us a lesson about public restrooms by having one come to life and cry Pastry of the Year posted:I spent twenty minutes referring back to the manual to decode his shitbird tattoos and gummy smile just to be directed to a treasure I already dug up? son of a bitch
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# ? Jun 9, 2019 06:15 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:just turbo scrolling through this thread since I've been away for a bit, looking for yellow boxes Outrail posted:That reminds me, tell your mother she should get checked out.
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# ? Jun 9, 2019 09:08 |
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Tiny Lowtax posted:What the gently caress is free jazz Cable Guy posted:Artificial Hip
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# ? Jun 9, 2019 12:14 |
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Honky Dong Country posted:I planted a banana tree in my rear end in a top hat for precisely this reason. The only downside is with the tree in there I can't print replacement phds for feelix anymore.
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dee eight posted:*goes to mass*
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# ? Jun 10, 2019 03:11 |
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Ague Proof posted:Dude, take the loss.
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# ? Jun 10, 2019 03:20 |
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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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# ? Jun 10, 2019 07:51 |
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Dr Christmas posted:WWG1WGA is pronounced "wuh-wiggy-waggah."
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# ? Jun 10, 2019 18:21 |
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 07:37 |
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ultrafilter posted:Yeah. I really want to know what Indiana's candle smells like. A Pack of Kobolds posted:Horse poo poo, car exhaust, and two dudes loving who are totally not gay
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Solice Kirsk posted:BRB, gonna go explain mutual funds to this kid so he can think I'm an emperor.
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# ? Jun 11, 2019 23:50 |
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Just came to post the one from that exchange that has me in tears: jit bull transpile posted:I wasnt gonna say anything but I actually work at Apple and I could buy his dad and make him my new ottoman lol
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# ? Jun 12, 2019 07:30 |
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Can't find the PYF probation thread, so if I may:goferchan posted:I'm sorry quote:Gore pic. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.
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# ? Jun 12, 2019 13:11 |
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Grapplejack posted:dr disrespect recorded in a public bathroom multiple times at e3 and got banned Tired Moritz posted:Who livestreams in a public restroom? That's just dumb. Neddy Seagoon posted:Well everyone, technically.
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# ? Jun 12, 2019 13:34 |
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Cheeseman posted:That sounds awful LawfulWaffle posted:Yeah, it’s much better to use a thin metal rod with a ball on the end Edit: Unrelated, but holy poo poo the forums are spinning some gold today. LadyPictureShow posted:I'd like to imagine renaissance painters were trolling the populace hard. Like, think about it: nowadays if we want some entertainment we got movies, video games, YouTube etc. Zamboni Rodeo has a new favorite as of 17:25 on Jun 12, 2019 |
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This cracked me up for some dumb reasonClawtopsy posted:when i was 11 my best friend came around and my dad was in the walls of our house
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# ? Jun 12, 2019 17:55 |
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E:Ariong posted:Hey, do me a favor and gently caress off with this would ya? I'll gently caress off with that and substitute with this: Lloyd Christmas posted:gently caress you all, gently caress everything, and gently caress the world. EorayMel has a new favorite as of 01:16 on Jun 13, 2019 |
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Is the funny thing how much time someone spent writing this terrible post?
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# ? Jun 13, 2019 01:11 |
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EorayMel posted:(Very bad quote) Hey, do me a favor and gently caress off with this. EDIT: Edited out the (now removed) bad quote so nobody has to look at it anymore. Ariong has a new favorite as of 01:27 on Jun 13, 2019 |
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Honky Dong Country posted:Somebody funnel a bucket of mealworms and centrum into my rear end in a top hat I'm loving wasting away over here
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# ? Jun 13, 2019 04:56 |
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now im kinda curious what the bad quote was
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# ? Jun 13, 2019 05:01 |
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Krankenstyle posted:now im kinda curious what the bad quote was It unironically used the word "downsy" which should let you extrapolate all you need to know.
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# ? Jun 13, 2019 07:06 |
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jit bull transpile posted:It unironically used the word "downsy" which should let you extrapolate all you need to know. all right, thanks. im guessing it was one of the autobans from the dawn of time that Eoray likes to post, though. anyway: Trig Discipline posted:Y'all getting excited about hauling all the way across England and Scotland for Twatt when you could take a trip to Austria and walk from Hucking to loving in thirty minutes. minato posted:born on a mountain Carthag Tuek has a new favorite as of 08:59 on Jun 13, 2019 |
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Krankenstyle posted:all right, thanks. im guessing it was one of the autobans from the dawn of time that Eoray likes to post, though. Post of the month IMO
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# ? Jun 13, 2019 13:46 |
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I wrote this short stroy, looking for feedback.Lt. DAT posted:A Fight There is an insane amount more text in the OP's short stroy that you may read by going to that thread, but here is the feedback as asked for: Nick L posted:This is awesome. cautious posted:The entire middle section of that 'stroy' was just various groups of people/orcs/things shouting GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH! Bareback Rodeo posted:It's not just a shield, or even a wall. It's like a city -- an empire, even. A massive empire spanning half a continent, which flows on the overflows oak tree drip drop vine soldier lovely incomprehensible sentence never write a story again please. The Agent posted:It was like the rain dropping onto the leaves of a massive oak that was once coated in the blood of spearmen who fought bravely against the horde of undead who were once part of a mighty nation that used magic that they stole from the secret wizard's lair under the ocean who once spoke to the Stormgod Stormrule who rules the ocean and the clouds and the rain which now is dropping down onto the leaves of a massive oak.
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tags: incest porn, phonepostingSon of Thunderbeast posted:Apparently it's mainly due to the fact that most of the steaming porn companies got bought by one company and their CEO is extremely into the incest porn DoombatINC posted:
mind the walrus posted:Well I'm from San Fernando Valley and I've never heard the expression "steaming porn." Oscar Wild posted:It's a dry heat there.
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# ? Jun 13, 2019 20:43 |
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Time posted:I'm better than shaq at lots of things. I bet I can type faster, for instance. his hands are too big for most keyboards and I mastered mario teaches typing
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# ? Jun 13, 2019 21:23 |
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Heath posted:One spring, during President Trump's third consecutive term, the flowers didn't bloom.
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# ? Jun 13, 2019 22:04 |
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*Chorus lifts up* The ciiiiircle of life
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# ? Jun 13, 2019 22:17 |
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Holy poo poo
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# ? Jun 13, 2019 22:58 |
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For those wondering about the ending, it's a reference to this SuperMechaGodzilla classic:SuperMechaGodzilla posted:12:05 PM eastern standard time, the Muslims have vanished. Check for yourself if you don't believe me. Where have they gone to?
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# ? Jun 13, 2019 23:13 |
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Those are both amazing. Back in the days when smg did more than troll nerds over punchman movies.
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# ? Jun 14, 2019 00:03 |
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Tbf he did a lot of that back then too, but he had time for both.
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he is bad
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