Breakfast All Day posted:

being a furry without the sex thing is stealing velour

NightGyr posted:

Snopes called up the widow of the guy who tased his balls to death, and asked her if her deceased husband had tased his balls to death.

HashtagGirlboss posted:

He was just trying to find the missing 11,000 volts

Fluoride Jones posted:

brb guys I have to go do a coup at the liquor store by standing outside and waiting for security to let me in

MariusLecter posted:

https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1125927042686619649

Solice Kirsk posted:

Even in death you gotta respect his morels.

Len posted:

This country is getting weirder all the time.

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

lol i read this thread its not getting gassed its fine, I was just a bit surprised I just read a weird half justification of slavery because seagulls ate someone's groceries

canyoneer posted:

context doesn't matter. it stands by itself

Dareon posted:

sticklefifer posted:

The year is 2028. The mocking toggle-case Spongebob meme has finally gone out of fashion. Laser removals have become the preferred method of wiping dated references from your skin, after nearly an entire generation began using coverups that also didn't take the brief shelf-life of memes into account. In a crowded tattoo & piercing shop, a man grits his teeth in agony as a hot deathray shears the remnants of Salt-Sprinkling Chef from his left calf, and Roll Safe from the right. Out in the lobby, a middle aged man's jaw quivers after a teenage girl reads the ironic joke on his forearm and asks who Chuck Norris is. He ignores the query, spotting the pair of shoes tattooed on her shoulder blade, and tearfully whispers, "What are thooooose..."

Tetramin posted:

drat the guy who hosted our cigar and scotch house games died yesterday. I dunno how

Nitr0 posted:

Too much cigar and scotch

kaschei posted:

So you’re just going to let the linguist tell you what that word you’re using means?

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

if you eat a polar bear's liver you'll die

637dollars posted:

Why?

Tip posted:

It really pisses off the polar bear.

i say swears online posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Z3POybx.mp4

Milo and POTUS posted:

What's this.

Breakfast All Day posted:

ben shapiro fingering

rubber cat posted:

I thought it was a phrenology joke

kingcobweb posted:

We don't reference phrenology on this forum, we're too highbrow for that

EasilyConfused posted:

QCS thread: "Smooth-brained" is worse, not better.

Marcade posted:

If I said that smooth brain was a koala-ty insult, would that be too much of a reach?

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

I'll allow it.

Rust Martialis posted:

Show mercy, though it was kind of strained?

Sulla Faex posted:

ive been on the internet since literally i was conceived and i still didnt expect there to be real videos of people sticking their hands down a toilet bowl like donald trump looking for a clone

uber_stoat posted:

I got invited to a co-worker's mosque at Eid one year. they had a guy go around handing out dates and I just popped the thing in my mouth without thinking, pit and all. then they sent the same guy around to collect the date pits and I had to surreptitiously spit out the pit and then hand off the slobbery thing to him.

Samovar posted:

...uh, how. Uh... How are you supposed to eat a date, then?

...I'm asking for a friend.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Ha! Like you could ever get a date.

wheatpuppy posted:

When I was a child, my parents had 4 children under the age of 5. Dad used a legit dogsled harness to wrangle us in public, which worked just fine but horrified the occasional onlooker.

Pick posted:

were you, and i am just asking, a dog

wheatpuppy posted:

My username and I have no idea what you are talking about.

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

"Ralph thinks he's particularly skilled at sleeping, and uses 'I'm a viking' as an odd idiom to convey this."

A notion which fills people with absolutely frothing rage.

Zetsubou-san posted:

people have odd reactions they realize they have been living a lie

e: i forgot i was reading 20 pages back

Trevor Hale posted:

A Simpsons writer recently came out and said he thought the joke is that Ralph is good at sleeping which was followed by his old head writer coming out and saying that if he knew that’s what he thought he would’ve been fired.

ultrafilter posted:

I don't think that Simpsons writer was being entirely serious.

Trevor Hale posted:

The writer was. The head writer probably not.


But he should’ve been.

Splicer posted:

The head writer went into detail about how that level of metaphor/allegory/whatever wasn't "Ralph".

Trevor Hale posted:

Oh yeah. I agree with him that the joke is Ralph dreams of being a Viking. I am saying that he was probably joking about firing the other dude.

Meloncholric posted:

the president will get a toilet named after him.

Captain Kosmos posted:

Yeah, his grave.

SpacePig posted:

i shillinged and farthinged and quidded my pence

Drunk Nerds posted:

If you take the first two initials of esteemed writer T.S. Eliot and switch them, then spell the whole thing backwards you get TOILETS

Splicer posted:

Yeah I meant, that's why he was joking about firing him. Misunderstanding one of the characters on the show that badly would be a (mock) fireable offence.

some plague rats posted:

It's like dumbass inception around here

uber_stoat posted:

this garbage looks like a cut scene from a ps2 game. who is this even meant for.

gradenko_2000 posted:

very cool that Blizzard is releasing Diablo 2 patch 1.15 with an additional Act

Nuns with Guns posted:

I wonder how much money the "White Woman Buying a Cart of Wonderbread/environment-destroying" fetishist has spent on commissions and where he gets his money from?

Junpei Hyde posted:

Well his spine exploded and he lost his website so who knows