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pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

I looked up what this was and fuckin :yikeseroo:

Scrolled down and saw a podcast called "Vic Mignona accusers podcast analysis Part 9" and lol'd my ribs to the point of breaking.

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Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

hobbesmaster posted:

uhh, ok? just wait until you learn about knockout mice.

Splicer posted:

Welcome to the forums Mr Tezuka! I thought you were dead!

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

crepeface posted:

lmao John McCain is banned from entry into Russia

Al-Saqr posted:

well yeah he’s a flight risk

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

precision posted:

sex on acid is fun because it's hard to know if you've been cumming for 1 second or 1 million years

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

run on sentience posted:

99% of monster energy apparel is black and lime green and if you're already wearing those colours, people are probably already assuming you're really into monster so you may as well just go for it.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

GABA ghoul posted:

It's only a question of time until tankies rehabilitate Hitler as the great de-nazifier. He fought against American and lib world domination and freed Europe from liberalism.

shame on an IGA posted:

How does he not get de-nazifier credit? the man literally shot Hitler in the face

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

we had a dude at summer camp who infamously had one enormously low-hanging testicle, I mean way down there. We called him Big Balls Louie the instant we found out and forgot his real name immediately (it was not Louie).

Anyway he claimed it was due to some weird hernia and insisted he could cram it into his leg and it wouldn't shock me if he not only could get it to the hip socket, but also smoosh it. That's the saga of Big Balls Louie.

Brawnfire posted:

The testicle has grown into more of an examicle. Makes the other one look quizicle in comparison...

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Well as long as we're on the subject of the GBS genital trauma thread ....


Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




History Comes Inside! posted:

I thought a quarter meant you had next

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Well as long as we're on the subject of the GBS genital trauma thread ....

lmao

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:mods: I won't probate you for no shift key, but I will ban you for sass. :mods:

artard posted:

yes thank god he will be probating people for not using the shift key, what would we do without him

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

NihilCredo
Jun 6, 2011

iram omni possibili modo preme:
plus una illa te diffamabit, quam multæ virtutes commendabunt


idgi

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


Back in ye olden days of video game arcades, a quarter bought you a play. People often stood around to watch the players, so to indicate that you wanted the next play you'd put your quarter on the control panel. If nobody did, the current player knew he could buy another play.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Ah, so it's an I also choose this guys dead wife joke.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

It's also a tradition on pool tables, where the winner stays on the table and whoever had quarters on challenges

stringless has a new favorite as of 13:36 on May 31, 2022

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

FFT posted:

It's also a tradition on pool tables

to gently caress a dead guy;s wife?

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

my edit sure didn't make that better

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.




By popular demand posted:

Breakfast, lunch, results.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

sebmojo posted:

post the cocks

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

FFT posted:

my edit sure didn't make that better

i disagree

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


Robobot posted:

Well trained fighters.

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

null_pointer posted:

Should have worn a cod piece.

Aggro
Apr 24, 2003

STRONG as an OX and TWICE as SMART

some plague rats posted:

Yeah you'd know a lot about getting belittled, every time you look at your dick you're like drat that be little

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Hedenius posted:

One thing that makes Reddit unbearable for me compared to SA is the up/downvote stuff. It leads to people endlessly reposting the same poo poo to get those precious upvotes. Any even mildly amusing clip is going to be posted a million times.

And like five people emptyquote it.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003


lmao

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

Platystemon posted:

And like five people emptyquote it.


Just displayed a yellow (or perhaps purple) box on these two posters' screens to cause their brains to secrete dopamine

You're welcome

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Who the hell uses purple?

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Paladinus posted:

Who the hell uses purple?
Everyone using dark mode, duh

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Paladinus posted:

Who the hell uses purple?
Light mode used found REEEEEEEEEEEE

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Paladinus posted:

Who the hell uses purple?

What the gently caress.

This is incomparably worse than WebTV, and Jeffrey would be justified in banning you.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

dark mode is for the weak. the proper forums experience should be painful

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

dark mode is for the weak. the proper forums experience should be painful

Don't worry, as long as you keep posting it will be.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

FFT posted:

Everyone using dark mode, duh

Vile.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy


don't sign your posts

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

dark mode is for the weak. the proper forums experience should be painful
That's what yospos is for.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

dark mode is for the weak. the proper forums experience should be painful

Lobok posted:

Don't worry, as long as you keep posting it will be.

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy
I have my quotes set to Tennessee orange

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost
Its not really like "ha ha" funny, but I laughed. A rough chuckle if you will.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:smooth: How about the smoothest / most successful encounters you've had or seen? :smooth:

JackBoCracken posted:

This was the third time I met her.

:j:: Wanna play some Mario Kart?
:v:: If by Mario Kart you mean have crazy monkey sex for the rest of the night, sure.
:3: Uhm...actually, yeah.
:huh:

I don't know if I won or lost...

trapped mouse posted:

If blue sparks came up during the sex, you won.

oliwan posted:

Well, this is kinda a smooth encounter with a bad ending.

I was sitting next to this girl in class, and when it was over we just started chatting about the lecturer when she asked my if I would like to go for a drink. I was like "cool, this is easy", so we walked outside, where some guy with his friends (now I know it was her ex...) was waiting for her. He started to aggressively approach us as we came out of the lecture hall, so I told him to gently caress off. Well, he didn't like that, his friends came over and I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, she said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'. I whistled for a cab and when it came near,the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say this cab is rare, but I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air.' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'. I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

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Oct 15, 2012

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Biscuit Hider
i use light mode during the day and dark mode at night and jeffrey i would like a way to automatically toggle that please

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