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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Was the answer "because I live in Northern Australia?"

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

This one's from an old issue of Private Eye, so it's deliberate.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Frostwerks posted:

That's a cool show but I really wasn't joking lol. That's for real his ex wife.

This explains so much :stare:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

This better be a future Archer episode description I swear to God.


This better be something that turns up in a Fingerpori strip.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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genetic_knockout posted:

One from today: Marilyn Manson punched in the face at a Denny's in Lethbridge

I didn't know Marilyn Manson still existed.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

GWBBQ posted:

Needs more Satan


That's clearly Moloch, not Satan.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Rysithusiku posted:

She hit the same moose, on the same road, at the same time of day iirc

That's one helluva badass moose.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Just another day in Pawnee, I guess.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Whatev posted:

Go on, Nick. Redeem yourself.

If that's Holborn the cannibals should take care of things.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

This is a man who knows what's what.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

His last words were "Silicone poisoning?"

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

You boneheads.

If we don't have sex with monkeys, how do you expect to get AIDS-2 happening?!

By eating monkeys. Same as HIV-1.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Karma Monkey posted:

It was a black man. I'm surprised they didn't mobilize the APCs.

This was England. Even their army doesn't have APCs.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Or as my teenaged self called it, a loving epic Thursday night.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Say Nothing posted:

Now, back to the news...



She's a goddamned American hero.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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By popular demand posted:

What South African chooses that over Nando's ?!

He obviously went to KFC after it didn't work at Nando's.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
I just assumed it was something to do with Soul Calibur 6's campaign mode.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Why do you have a buttplug that can be hacked in the first place :crossarms:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Baron von Eevl posted:

Quick someone find that video of someone demonstrating what a Neanderthal probably sounded like and it's just high pitched British shrieking.

That's incredibly rude. His name was Terry Jones and he just died.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Blue Footed Booby posted:

It's like pulling a gun on a guy to steal his sandwich.

What kind of sandwich is it? I'd pull a gun on someone trying to steal my monte cristo if I had one.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Johnny Aztec posted:

If politicians had any real spines, they'd treat this declaration seriously, and immediately arrest Elon and freeze all his assets.

Or wait for his rocket to blow up with him in it, then seize all his assets.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

:italy:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Subjunctive posted:

That would explain them needing to drive it from the hospital to a nearby helipad or football pitch, I guess.

Hmm, they could drive a Lamborghini equipped to transport human organs safely to a clearing and wait for a helicopter flown in from somewhere else, or they could just drive the Lamborghini equipped to transport human organs straight to the other hospital and skip the helicopter entirely, saving money, fuel, and probably not costing any additional time. Which would you choose?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Whether or not the dinosaurs were already dying out at the time of the asteroid impact is actually a major, decades-long debate in paleontological circles. The headline is stupid but the actual story isn't.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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The MSJ posted:

Happy 50th anniversary of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6CLumsir34

I wonder if burning the whale was considered instead.

The guy in the video wrote a book about this and other local news stories he covered. Well worth reading.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

BattleMaster posted:

edit: There's also low-background steel, harvested from sunken pre-nuclear warships, which lacks the cobalt-60 and other crap that got into the air thanks to nuclear testing. Generally from scuttled ships, though, no one is tearing apart war graves for physics experiments.

People are absolutely tearing apart war graves in Southeast Asian waters for scrap metal.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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BattleMaster posted:

Yes, but as far as I know not for physics projects.

Agreed. I just wanted people to know it's actually a thing that happens.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Johnny Aztec posted:

...... maybe you should look into what you’re railing against before you....rail against it.


I assume you are talking about the image from the Graphic Novel “Preacher”.
That scene is the middle of a rant about how the supposedly self proclaimed “ubermensh” are always gormless
Weasel men.

:preacher:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Carthag Tuek posted:

oh, lmao he's actually one of the founders of the website I was talking about

https://cari.institute/aesthetics

Cyberdelia is my jam, and so are the CDs I have with that cover art

Cassette Futurism is my favorite.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Blue Moonlight posted:

I love that the entirety of this article can be summed up as “There are still laws at sea you dumbasses.”

They’re seriously treating the ocean as “one weird trick LAWYERS AND POLITICIANS don’t want you to know about.”

My God do I want to spend an afternoon with Captain Harris over a bottle of Plymouth gin. The stories that man must have.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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This was basically a Jeff Foxworthy bit from the very early '90s. He talked about how when his wife was pregnant, the doctor told them not to have sex after her water broke, to which he replied "Is that a real problem?" or something similar.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Der Kyhe posted:

Yes, and I used to read Playboy for the articles.

Except that people actually did this. They even used to print a braille version of Playboy that was, one assumes, just the articles.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Humerus posted:

Wait that scene in Robin Hood Men In Tights wasn't a joke???

Nope. It was a real thing. No braille centerfolds, though.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Wrong thread

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Milo and POTUS posted:

All I'm getting is just numbers

:cmon:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Pole Assassin, incidentally, looks pretty much like you'd expect a stripper who owns an emotional support monkey and uses it in her act to look.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

If nothing else, I appreciate the use the of the David Lynch film aesthetics.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

freeedr posted:

He was loving right

Twitter dude wrote a stupid post but he wasn't wrong about what an absolute loving disaster feral hogs are in the southern US.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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If only we'd deployed Disney employees to Afghanistan we never would've lost.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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3D Megadoodoo posted:

Why the gently caress do you need a hut to fish on the ice? Are clothes not allowed on the ice?

What the gently caress is wrong with Finland that y'all don't have icefishing huts?

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