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Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Re the OP: Might be time to move Ben Sargent to the retired section. I haven't seen an official announcement but I also can't find any new toons by him since August.

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Selachian
Oct 9, 2012


Ah yes, I remember how Governor Cuomo balanced the state budget by punching blocks to find hidden coins.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

D.N. Nation posted:




Why does Obama disrespect the voting populace so?

e: Wow, that first one is as AGC as it gets.

My recollection is that the whole "low information" thing started when a study came out showing that Fox News viewers were generally less well informed about current events. Rush and others seized on the phrase as a form of "NO U" and now it's their term for people who aren't sufficiently fired up over the latest derp.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

D.N. Nation posted:

PRESIDENTIAL VETO POWER IS IN THE FRIGGIN CONSTITUTION, YOU HACKS

It' s especially hilarious since Obama hasn't vetoed a single loving thing from the new Congress yet and the righties are already bitching about it anyway.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012


The conservative Pope hatred is just boiling over now that he's announced he's stepping into the global warming fight this year.

(also: that's a really lovely caricature of Francis. He's got some lines in his face, but he doesn't have huge saggy jowls like that.)

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012


I wonder how many of the women who make up those "blends" have staples in their navels (or, to use a slightly more modern reference, have .jpg as a surname).

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Jerusalem posted:

All I know about O'Malley is that he was the inspiration for Carcetti on The Wire, and that unfairly makes me terrified of ever seeing him become President.

I know it's dumb to make predictions two years in advance, but here goes anyway: O'Malley has zero chance of making it to the presidency. He has no Obama-style charisma and his record as governor is ... shaky (his Lt. Gov. ran to succeed him last year and lost to an unknown Republican).

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

(courtesy of GoComics)

The MLK twist is the only bit with any hint of originality, and is also terrible.

(and hahaha, there's not a joke in this world that The New Yorker cartoonists can't butcher)

It's ... disturbing seeing my Gocomics comment quoted in here. (Yes, I'm a Gocomics commenter, don't judge me.)

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012


... so you can use Tinder on a laptop now?

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Post 9-11 User posted:


My nauseafear is augmented (but they won't turn up my sexual nanobots).

Dees thinks Person of Interest is a documentary.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012


Frankenstein Delano Roosevelt?

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

MissEchelon posted:

Happy Australia Day here's a bunch of random cartoons from the past 20 years (mostly more recent, but there is a delightful Howard in there)

Just curious, is it A Thing in Oz to wear the flag as a cape while shirtless? Never seen that before.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Jurgan posted:

People were asking earlier, so I checked with my father, and he says Doonesbury still runs in the paper in Charleston. He was sure today's was new, but not so sure of the weekday ones.

Doonesbury is in reruns Monday-Saturday, although they're not reprinting every strip -- it's more a "Best Of" thing. They're currently up to the late 70s and Mike and JJ's first date. Trudeau still does original strips for Sunday.


Markovnikov posted:

Could I get a link on all this mess? As someone who thinks the dismemberment of thwelfare state that has been happening this side of the 21st century is despicable, I'm ready for some schadenfreude.

Here's a starter. Google Reinhart and Rogoff for more.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Ralepozozaxe posted:

Can someone provide some info on this Sen. Burr torture report thing?

Burr (R-NC) is the new chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee. Last week he demanded that the executive branch (including the White House, FBI, CIA, etc.) return all its copies of the torture report to the committee. Remember, the full torture report has not been publicly released -- the details we already have on the torture program are just from the summary of the report. Burr's intention is almost certainly to make sure the full report never sees the light of day.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Erenthal posted:

I mean, love is love and blind, but Zed is in his mid 50's, right? So the uber-dad would be around mid-70's at the least?

But he's a super-mega-hyper-stud who can make women squee just by quoting lines from his, I mean Sam Elliott's, movies.

I don't think Skye is banging Zed's dad though. More likely she's gonna try, he's going to reject her humiliatingly, and everyone will spend a week or so making sick burns on what a worthless liberal slut she is.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012


Okay, I laughed at Merkel's face for "Angry Bird."

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

WitchFetish posted:

Mostly lovely contrarianism, but to be quite honest, there's something bad about depicting women as so dumb they can't even recognize kitchen appliances.

But it's not "women," is it? It's Sarah Palin, who did indeed make a dumb incoherent speech that had even her supporters backing away slowly. Why do you think the cartoonist is using Palin to represent her entire gender?

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

JT Jag posted:

It should probably be noted that we are not Michael Ramirez' target demographic. He is published in noted old rich white man paper Investor's Business Daily, so it's a "funny in-joke" for them.
If you wanna do a pun emote it should probably involve Geop, one of the mods of LP

Anyone who browses LP knows why

I'd go for a Givney Flip emote.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012


kellyamericawhenwedon'ttalkaboutrace.jpg



... really? Really? REALLY?

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

loquacius posted:

I still don't get why Muir seems to think cowboy hats are such a universal panty-dropper (except for the fact that the Ladies Love Conservatives narrative fits his worldview). Is it a red-state thing or is he just making poo poo up?

Muir seems to think that Texas is just the awesomest (see also: Zed constantly sucking down Shiner Bock), so I guess it makes a demented sort of sense that in the DbD world, all the ladies love a Texan.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Somfin posted:

Nice to see Lady Liberty taking centre stage. She's been in so many comics, and she's finally getting rewarded for it with an important role in a cartoon about a hot-button social issue.

hmm. Are she and Mrs. Butterworth sharing an intimate glance?

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Acropolis posted:

From forever ago, but I don't think anyone pointed out these little guys.

:3:

Baymax!

And it's cool to see Payne could actually draw more than cars back in the day. His early stuff looks very Oliphant-influenced.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012


Mike Lester finally admits global warming is a serious issue. AGC.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

alnilam posted:

Honestly I don't watch any TV news at all, does MSNBC talk poo poo on Fox then? Isn't that the stock market channel?

That's CNBC.

MSNBC is allegedly the liberal alternative to Fox since it has Rachel Maddow, Al Sharpton, Ed Schultz, Chris Hayes, et al., doing opinion shows. Of course, from what I understand at MSNBC the line between news and opinion shows is drawn a lot firmer than it is at Fox.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012


That hand puppet has seen some poo poo, man.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rangpur posted:

I know this plot thread will likely be dropped within half a dozen strips, assuming it ever comes up again at all. But please, please, please Muir... Please grant me at least couple strips about what you think life in Japan is like. :allears:

I bet it's a place where white people are respected and revered as is their due, where government doesn't meddle in citizens' private lives, and the mighty Invisible Hand of the Free Market rules the economy!

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

the_steve posted:

It's Monday


Hey, SVU doesn't need drugs to keep going. They'll be just fine until sex crimes are legalized.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Hitler B. Natural posted:

The PATRIOT Act was Obama's idea, and also it is now a bad thing



Guantanamo is also apparently Obama's fault.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Shadowed Bacon posted:

republican answer: he was mayor on 9-11.

everyone else: he put the terrorism/crisis response center in the twin towers, even though it was bombed before. Then he became a self-parody by not shutting up about how he was mayor on 9-11.

Hey, be fair. He also turned Times Square from the world's biggest porn shopping mall to a conglomeration of chain restaurants that no actual New Yorker will set foot in. And he was crapping on black people who got shot by the police under dubious circumstances YEARS before those amateurs in Ferguson.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012


gently caress you, Muir. Mess with The Princess Bride and get cut.


WarpedNaba posted:

We'll only have so many questions before he throws a tantrum. Should we get collab'n?

"My wife and I disagreed about your latest cartoon. Since you're the expert, I want to get your opinion: backhand, uppercut, or just straight in the kisser?"

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Zetsubou-san posted:

David Pope on Treasurer Joe Hockey discussing Medicare, Australia's health system paid for by tax.

The primary effect of Medicare is that if you go to the doctor, either Medicare pays for it, or gives part of your money back.

Our Glorious Leaders have recently touted the notion of charging every one a so-called 'co-pay'.



http://i.imgur.com/w9E7yjD.jpg

You can tell this isn't a US cartoon because there's no "Why should my tax money go to help other people get health care?"

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012


Horrible story but i'm still laughing at SCUBA Klansman. Now there's a nifty visual metaphor.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Just in case you think Muir's fetish for shirtless tattooed Ted Cruz is unique.

I mean, christamighty, they talk about how Democrats worship Obama as "The One," but I don't see anyone running around 'shopping Obama's head onto Wesley Snipes's body.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Samurai Sanders posted:

I can't even envision what the GOP will be like when there is a Republican president again. Their identity has completely shifted over to being the party that opposes the president, so what will they do without that?

Slavish adulation of the president and festering hatred of anyone who criticizes him. See also: January 2001-January 2009.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

So have any non-lovely Nimoy tribute cartoons been published? Here's one that at least notes in passing that he was Jewish...

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Bicyclops posted:

I probably should have known that "Beam me up" would be the prominent in memorial for Mr. Nimoy, but I always expected it would be some variation of "I am, and have always been, your friend."

And just think, they can recycle the "Beam me up" cartoons when Shatner, Koenig, Nichols, and Takei kick off.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

zoux posted:

Hey rorus John Hodgman reblogged your net neutrality edits on tumblr.
http://www.johnhodgman.com/post/112540831413/the-cartoonist-has-no-idea-how-net-neutrality

And now the Hodgman post has been put up on Fark. I guess we can expect to see Rorus's edits as a Buzzfeed listicle in a day or two...

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Eschers Basement posted:

Two things that will always amaze me:

#1:


Some cartoonists assume their audience is so uninformed that they have to actually spell things like that Neville Chamberlain was "1938 ... British Prime Minister"

What amazes me is that the cartoonist thinks he needs to spell it out, when poor old Neville's corpse gets dragged out every single time someone tries to use diplomacy instead of just sending in the bombers.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Post 9-11 User posted:

3
I don't know if the sign refers to a quote by him, but he's proposing funding cuts to public universities and to The Corporation For Public Broadcasting because he's an evil piece of poo poo.

Walker was interviewed by a British think tank on an overseas trip a couple weeks ago, and refused to give a straight answer when he was asked if he accepted evolution. Hence this cartoon.


Is it just me, or does this make no sense? "The enemy of my enemy is my friend" is at least comprehensible even if it's not always true.

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Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

OwlBot 2000 posted:

Why is Marty so anti-marijuana?

Indian reservations have been used as fronts to evade taxes and regulation on cigarettes, gambling, loansharking, etc. These industries are often of questionable benefit to the Indians themselves and in some cases have brought organized crime to the reservations. Marty seems concerned that pot will be more of the same.

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