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toggle posted:my hobbies including being eaten by my lover after a passionate intercourse sesh
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2015 05:38 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 02:00 |
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everytime I don't think it's a myspace angle...
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2015 04:06 |
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Risky posted:So, how long before sex with a "good" girl that wants a longterm? I'm used to gettin it on the first night with most girls but this one is really making me work for it. I think 3 dates is pretty standard, unless this is one of those weird Christian girls.
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2015 00:03 |
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Lawman 0 posted:Tell me about dating Brazilian chicks. Never say that their Spanish is good.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2015 18:22 |
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The Zombie Guy posted:Do normal people on OKC have the option to filter out any profiles that have "poly" or "pansexual" in it? Seems like an easy way to avoid a lot of train-wrecks. Yes. Unfortunately you can't select by body type.
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2015 03:55 |
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Noctone posted:I've never actually listened to Neutral Milk Hotel so I dunno if they're legit a good and cool band, but they are far and away the most common band cited by people trying really hard to effect a cool persona and at this point I cringe every time I see/hear the name. They have one good album and it's about the narrator fantasizing over Anne Frank.
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2015 08:12 |
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It's tinder, but
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2015 18:54 |
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ElGroucho posted:I hope Rachel is the one on the left She is the one on the right.
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2015 23:29 |
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LethalGeek posted:You're a short dude you're just going to have to accept women are just as shallow and there's nothing you can do about it. I certainly have Also move to Mexico/Border states where all the women are 5ft tall.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2015 20:54 |
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Darth123123 posted:You know that's a green flag. "I'm virgin pure"* FTFY in my experience
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2015 23:50 |
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quote:I’m really good at Click the link.
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2015 23:28 |
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suztan posted:That was physically painful to read. This person is either the most obvious catfish in the world, or is very, frighteningly, real and has the worst self-esteem issues in the world and can only feel even the smallest glimmer of happiness through the validation of male 4chan users. Oh yeah, she wasn't even confident enough to show her face. Also her username references cats.
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2015 23:40 |
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quote:Hey all, my name's Anna-Noël. I live in Houston's Medical Center, about 10-15 minutes from Downtown.
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 23:19 |
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I'm not like most other girls, I spell my name with two E's.
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2015 20:52 |
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ElGroucho posted:Someone repost that picture of the two girls in a tinder account profile. One of them is down for butt-stuff and it is immediately obvious which one it is.
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2015 16:01 |
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DeusExMachinima posted:despite the derpface on the right, it's definitely the one on the left I took that screenshot, and it's the one on the right. If it was the girl on the left I would've swiped right really hard.
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2015 12:59 |
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Business Gorillas posted:Weren't there only like 1,000 actual, breathing women on that site out of like 36 million users IIRC no women regularly used the site (which is like checked it more than once a month) unless they were employed by AshleyMadison.
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2015 02:02 |
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ElGroucho posted:My latin is rusty It means you're attracted to sapient beings if you're only attracted to humans, that's homo-sexual
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2015 00:04 |
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As a woman in this day and age, I am in a position to ask a man, what can you do for me that I can't do for myself? I pay my own bills, have a career, I'm educated, and I have a stable family. In reference to money, I need something more. I need a man who is striving for excellence in every aspect of his life. I need someone who is striving for excellence mentally because I need conversation and mental stimulation, I don't need a simple-minded man. I need someone striving for excellence spiritually because I don't need to be unequally yoked, believers mixed with unbelievers is a recipe for disaster. I need a man who is striving for excellence financially because I don't need another financial burden. I need someone who is sensitive enough to understand what I go through as a woman, but strong enough to keep me grounded. I need someone who has integrity in dealing with relationships. Lies and game playing are not my idea of a strong man. I need a man who is family oriented. One who can be the priest and provider to the lives entrusted to him by God. I need someone whom I can respect. In order to be submissive I must respect him. I cannot be submissive to a man who isn't taking care of his business. I have no problem being submissive but he has to be worthy. Also I am not looking for him, he will find me. He may not be able to explain the connection but he will be drawn to me. This may be asking a lot, but I'm worth a lot. ______________________________________/
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2015 02:07 |
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Not a txt but
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2015 15:40 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:wtf app is that It looks like Tinder but on Android (or maybe Win Phone) but I know that that first girl's bio is too long.
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2015 02:15 |
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vyst posted:Personally I think loving a warm cantaloupe feels better I don't know if you already know about this, but for people who don't know: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaKLD3ugJYA
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2015 23:41 |
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neonbregna posted:
Brits can be cute.
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2015 12:40 |
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calvus posted:I didn't realize having more options rather than less was a bad thing It depends how many of those options sent dick pics.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2015 01:26 |
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Dienes posted:I just respond to unsolicited dick pics with a pic of a different, larger dick. I read tumblr too
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 00:33 |
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Monstrous Dooklord posted:how can people still use this site with tinder around? there's no way it's anything like it was 3-4 years ago The introverts are more likely to use OKC in my experience.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2015 12:59 |
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Jubs posted:Actually, I think changing your photo and bio will show you again to those that previously left swiped you. Not even that sometimes; I sometimes get the exact same profile from someone, even people who unmatched me.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2015 13:08 |
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quote:My self-summary Why is every word capitalized
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2015 06:11 |
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Shumagorath posted:FYI Neato was right however many months ago he said everyone needs to get on Bumble. Tinder has degenerated from an app with an honest purpose into a narcissistic extension of Instagram where in a few months you will probably get unmatched if you don't SuperLike someone. Instead of Bumble where you get unmatched if the girl doesn't message you in 24 hours.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2015 04:58 |
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I signed up for Bumble and I swear a solid half of these are blonde white girls.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2015 04:30 |
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lodewijk posted:Age play is where one of the partners pretends to be a teen or child, and the other takes on a parent role. We're not talking schoolgirl uniforms here, we're talking about coloring books, dummies, being tucked into bed etc. Oh, so that dd/lg stuff?
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2015 13:35 |
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mobby_6kl posted:There was a girl with "C++" listed in her languages and her response to my silly joke was "I don't like to be treated like an object", sent within a a couple of minute. just got a like from a girl with c++ in her languages, hoping for this now
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2015 13:48 |
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Kerbtree posted:If you gently caress her up the arse she's still technically a virgin. i have actually heard this argument from Christian girls
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2015 00:46 |
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Chomp8645 posted:No a second date. hit it before you quit it
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2015 04:24 |
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Maoist Pussy posted:OKCupid used to have the marginal distinction of being "better than POF at least" but I think it got bought and also Tindr happened. Now it is all blobby women with three kids who are laughably out of their depth. I notice it's fine still for me but most of the attractive women live in a different city. It's fine though because I"m moving to one of those cities soon anyway.
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2015 04:56 |
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Business Gorillas posted:why dye your hair gray of all colors? you're in your 20's and you're gonna be dying your hair not-gray for the rest of your life after this it looks like they tried to do a green highlight thing but hosed up
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2015 03:23 |
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I want to start off by introducing myself. My name is Elizabeth I am 22 years old. I was married for 5 years. Didn't work out due to personal problems between me and him. I am now divorced. Been single for 1 1/2 years. I have two wonderful kids from my marriage. Girl (5 yrs ) and my boy (3 yrs).
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2015 20:56 |
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2015 01:19 |
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If you're physically attractive the rules are going to be a lot more relaxed anyway.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2015 04:04 |
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