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Kazinsal posted:Unironically this, smurfs keep asking me what my main is. im silver 2 but play like a nova... does that mean that i am a nova?
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FetalDave posted:Unboxed this before a goonman earlier. FN M9 Fade. that is a strange lookin fade you got there. probz worth above market!!
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down with slavery posted:find one person who's bought a $400+ knife this way i traded my knife for 200 rare crazy bones. those suckers are coming back, i tell ya!
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Picer posted:I thought it looked like a black pearl, but colors and me don't get along so i couldn't say for sure. iirc you have to inspect in game -- the image in ye stream inv is a generic image. your knife looks different in game. edit: don't trust my bad advice edit 2: after some armchair appraising for your screen shots, I say that it's probably a phase 3. post some in game images with some lighting and see if there's any dark purple. Rite Of Massage fucked around with this message at 09:03 on Jun 2, 2015 |
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the cobbl dream is real. at this rate, i'm gonna get a dragon lore signed by jw or kennys.
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nftyw posted:Just be luckier than this guy i'm a big fan of all the disgusting and ugly low-tier cobbl skins. no_funeral posted:Speaking of dumb streamers has randomrambo been a thing since he got spotted with a child porn link on stream? yo church, are you in cologne for the tourney? say hi to my boy, sgares.
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needs more cobbl. these guys really should work on how they can walk on stage without looking like inept dweebs with absolutely no spatial awareness.
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Smol posted:Dear Something Awful video games forum posters, show those nerds how to present themselves in front of half a million people. its not that hard tho -- i was in a production of fiddler on the roof in elementary school as the iconic, destitute, jewish milkman, tevye and it was in front of dozens of people. even when put into a situation where i am actively being watched, i crushed it. i have a long, illustrious history of crushin it. i'll be using your post as a resource for portraying pizza-faced nerd #3 in the off-broadway run of counter-strike: the musical
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CortezFantastic posted:Got a Cbble case drop, which is sitting at $35 right now. Sell now or wait a bit? open it you gently caress
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fact: opening a case immediately increases your chance of getting an autographed mona lisa on your gun
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hey yall, just wanted to say csgo is a poo poo game and only good for the microtransaction minigame packaged with it
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Jeza posted:Uh that's exactly where the enemy will be looking??
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Gristley Bear posted:heh i was cevo main. Twice. i was in ogl see me irl
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fennesz posted:I prefer to tailor my buys instead of always buying the same poo poo. Sometimes I just want a molly and a frag to stop a rush if I know they're broke and sometimes I want two flashes instead of a molly. Binds are for suckers. you realize that you can bind buttons to singular grenades instead of using one button to buying a grocery list of nades
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cs:go -- everyone has bad opinions except for me as a gold nova, i believe that binds are for scrublords who can't hit a proper sequence of buttons in a limited time frame and have no place in the competitive counter-strike: global offensive community. it is the humble and correct opinion of this author, that anyone who uses any sort of bind should be put to death. shame on you if you play a game differently than i do!!
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nftyw posted:drat those 99 cent stickers have shot up in price suddenly. Were they quietly removed from the system or something i bought this sticker for 1 dollar and now im rich http://imgur.com/lAA6J2J
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Apogee15 posted:I like MM. The trick is to not care if you win or lose. Then when someone rages it's just funny because they are pathetic, even if they are on your team. If someone rages on my team, I typically do my best to piss them off even more. this is bad advice. no one likes playing with this kind of person.
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marlin posted:I've read though the thread and searched but didn't see if anyone has started a CS GO team. I'm a gold nova 2 looking to play competitive without having to randomly matchmake and deal with all the derankers and squeekers. Nothing too serious, just have some fun. 170+ wins, 450+ hours if ur lookin to improve instead of attaining a rank u should definitely check out the sub.io goonman server. there are a lot of skilled players!!! rank wise i am a silver iv, but i play more like a global (i am told). feel free to add me tho
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bpower posted:I use a cheap microsoft Webcam as a microphone . Would this thing be an upgrade and is it still the standard recommendation for combining with headphones. i used this mic for a really long time and it does the bare minimum of being able to communicate, but it has an ascetically unpleasing sound. the clip is also p weak and broke off after a few months. for one on a tight budget, definite upgrade. if you care about added quality, you should probably opt for something like a blue snowball. i'm told the blue yeti is also good.
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sometimes you just gotta mute vlc and faffel everytime theyre in the server, cuz they're both unbearable!! after that ull have a great time, I PROMISE. if u are new and scared, pls send me a pm and I PERSONALLY will baby u like the delicate creature u are Michael Scott posted:You have to constantly watch how you come off or you'll make someone upset and they'll do their best to make the match poo poo for everyone. But, somehow it's still a good time when you have the right people on. it's like the ppl beind the computers are real human beans with feelings and emotions who get upset ??? god forbid getting upset at mean/annoying/disruptive behavior!
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Michael Scott posted:haha yeah, definitely describes what i do. i'm the meanest guy out there. also, no one else is mean/annoying/disruptive, it's just me! your biggest fan xoxo
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Magnus Gallant posted:I'm watching the highlights from my 0-2-20 match. It just started the game like I was watching a normal demo lol. bad positioning, bad crosshair placement. you also keep peeking awp angles wide. unless you have confidence in your aim or numbers, you really shouldnt peek. half of your deaths right there.
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ArithianFlame posted:Hey guys, a quick question for you. I'm a new player trying to get a start on some of the more advanced technical things. i personally just mash q and strafe my way around. i'd be surprised if people actually have a bind for quick switching....
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widespread posted:To add to this, I feel it's better to use smoke grenades as they are usually used. To block visibility as you gently caress off to a new path. typically, you should watch your smokes because the second you don't someone's gonna push it, but ymmv since i'm a silver and push smokes
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sterster posted:I play a lot of B and going Cat or CT spawn is dependent on how many and what weapons. If the bombs planted for long and there are only 2 people I'll go cat Medium range against the person with the AK and I can either smoke site to defuse or sneaky beaky it without getting caught. If Awp is @ goose Ct spawn closes the distance and it's easier to engage. I usually jump on the dumpster next to ct spawn to pick the Ak person then move to ramp to engange awp where he will be exposed. cat is probably one of the worst ways to retake the site. so many angles and the grenades just bounce right on you. ct or long(if you have time) is better imo.
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is there a way to not get owned in the head? i think this game would be more fair of they removed headshots and the awp. *sigh* i'm just upset that i lost my rank up game to mge from bs headshots and awpers who camp mid in dust2. i know i'm way better than everyone at my current rank but my teammates are all awful and when i call the ingame leader position no one listens!! sometimes i wonder if my teammates knew how many great strats i have cooked up in ye olde brain compartment, if they would stop being fat retards, but alas you cannot convince of idiots anything. since no one has anything important to say in mm i usually mute everyone and just call strats. Rite Of Massage fucked around with this message at 10:33 on Oct 26, 2015 |
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shout out to clown 9 for doing exactly what i expected them to do 
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Buck Turgidson posted:Cancelling your reload animation doesn't let you shoot earlier than just letting it play, but everyone does it anyway. this is incredibly false. take a look at the famas.
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The Ferret King posted:https://youtu.be/m5crwOnT-NA Buck Turgidson posted:That got fixed like 2 years ago dude (unless they broke it later, wouldn't be surprised) uh, i'm probably wrong. i just like making posts while i'm in the bathroom. i didn't watch the video but i also dont want to test it out myself so im takin the easy way out
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Demostrs posted:guys, i dont get it. i try SO hard to win my games but my team keeps bringing me down. i know that im the best player by far but we still lose. i can't even get 1 game won towrds getting a rank! can some1 watch my demo and see this star in action. i dont thinmk im doing ANYTHING wrong but we couldn't get a single round t-side mirage UGH ur crosshair placement is ATROCIOUS (see rnds 1-16) i suggest u check out THE WAROWL videos on youtube for learning how to play the game of COUNTER_STRIKE; GLOBO FEENSIVE
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Remora posted:How often do people accuse you of griefing and repeatedly try to kick you because you're bottom fragging? I'm unranked trying to do my competitive wins to get placed and I just ran into the most toxic little poo poo nova. 3 words: git gud sun but for real, start duo qing then they cant kick u even if u are griefing!!
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Remora posted:3 words: I'm loving trying. some advice (cont.) 1. get an esea acc (costs rl $) 2. get a cevo acc (free) 3. play ppl who are better than you 4. learn the basics of crosshair placement 5. coordinate your buys with team 6. don't peek 7. don't peek 8. don't peek 9. play passively 10. don't push when you are ct 11. use your grenades 12. communicate with yr team 13. do not be combative with yr team even if they are jerks 14. use the mute option 15. if you are bottom frag you are most likely doing a lot of things wrong
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Randler posted:Question re: The 2 wins per day lockout. it's usually 20 hours after your last win until you get your 10 wins then u can go hog wild!!!
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just found this aimless goon while not deranking. there are literally dozens of us........ http://imgur.com/B9eTZzs
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Pr0phecy posted:so that's what you fuckers were doing. it was a p. fun atmosphere though. we had a guy using stratroulette. personal faves were "you must engage on a couch" and "dualies + crabwalk alt mid" e: i almost forgot the "you cannot move after the bomb plant" i was staring at your back for like 20 seconds before you turned around and killed me
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Stumbletron posted:from the best casting duo to the worst yea bring back thorin!!
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what up now swedes
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dream team of casters is richard lewis and thorin. they are both legitimate and respected esports journalists with clean reputations
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