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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
I wasn't sure if this should go here, or the creepy pictures thread.

But here is a page from the diary of one of the girls who was arrested for the Slender Man Stabbing a year or so ago:


It's best to imagine it being read by Louise from Bob's Burgers.

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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

The MSJ posted:

Then you don't have to feel sorry for the ones who enter.

Content: Man holds roundest object on Earth.



Great, now he's going to get weird super powers and subconsciously summon a bunch of jelly fish.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Well, I can't find the clip online, but just pretend I posted the video for "Baby needs a Shave" from Viva Variety.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
My current feelings on the last few pages of this thread:

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
Mildly :nws: I guess? Like...super mild...a towel that looks like a :flaccid:

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/RrqbbuG.png :nws:

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
Do you like M:tG cards that are procedurally generated by a neural net program that was fed thousands of real cards? Becuse I know I do!






https://twitter.com/RoboRosewater

http://www.mtgsalvation.com/forums/creativity/custom-card-creation/612057-generating-magic-cards-using-deep-recurrent-neural

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

TontoCorazon posted:

Wait hold up. What?

It's not like it was some sort of signed, laminated card from the President that said "This Dude can Bang Teens", but it was still pretty bad and cringe-worthy.

Mark Wahlberg's daughter's boyfriend is in his 20's, and she is only supposed to be 16 or 17, so her BF carries around a printed out copy of the state's age of consent laws.

There was literally no reason for it to be in the movie. Just make her 18. Then it can still be,
"I'm your stereotypical over-protective dad! I can't let you date anyone! Especially not the cliched older, motorcycle riding, tough-guy with a heart of gold who'll prove himself to me 90 minutes into the movie!" without being SUPER creepy.

Only mildly creepy.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Smelly posted:

Well poo poo, learn something new everyday.

And later, go read up on the history of Puma and Adidas.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Bloodborne 2 lookin' good.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.



Edit: V V V That goon who produces/directs/stars in porn movies said it's usually Cetaphil or some other lotion, I think. V V V

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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

I appreciate that they took the effort to make their Celebrity Jeopardy upload as bad a quality as the ones I got from KaZaa in 2002.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlCN7sLh6Gk

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.




Not sure if it's better here or the creepy images thread.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Sid got a little more creative in his adult years.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

AlmightyBob posted:

No one has mentioned the best one, 13 ghosts of Scooby Doo

It was mentioned a couple pages ago, and that goon brought up the only good thing about it, Vincent Price.

Other than that it sucks balls. It's like the producers felt everyone's problem with Scrappy-Doo was that there wasn't enough of him, so they brought in a second version in the form of a small Asian boy in a yellow hoodie.

And a couple of dumb, bumbling flunkies for the bad guy? Very original and funny!

And then let's top it off with no Velma.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Jamesman posted:

How have you guys never heard of Speed Weed before? He used to work on Law & Order: SVU, one of the internet's favorite things to make fun of.

And that show's created by Dick Wolf.

Dick Wolf and Speed Weed.





DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Hmm...let's zoom in a bit:

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


As far as I know, I didn't see any goblin fingers...shame, that seems like a goof price.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

TinTower posted:

It's that special time of year. :3:



Can you explain this for those of us who don't play Digimon?

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
Remember that goon that foolishly put a pool in his basement?

Welp:



Wait, what's that sign there say?


Oh.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

RFC2324 posted:

What if one of the hacks is to leave dangling?

If it's dangling, then it's not a boner, is it?

Think before you post, RFC2324.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


The concept art for the Indiana Jones reboot is a little odd, but in the end I think casting Peter Dinklage was the right choice.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.



DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


Would this be Hitler's favorite or least-favorite tire shop?

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

SomeJazzyRat posted:

By the way, someone do Goatse and Anne Frank.

Well, it would be a great place to hide from Nazis.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Hey, I think I've finally got one of those Magic Eye pictures to work.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

PCOS Bill posted:

He's probably from somewhere where adults aren't t-t-t-t--t-t-triggered by everything.

PCOS Bill posted:

All nerds must die.


Oh no, were you t-t-t-t--t-t-triggered by something? :ohdear:

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Well, there's a Hell of a way to find out that Chyna and Prince both died.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

BRB, gettin' a big loaf of French bread for my wiener.

Edit: My dog, that is, not my dick.

Edit edit: Also a second loaf for my dick.

Edit edit edit: Gonna preemptively make the joke that it needs to be a much smaller loaf cause of tiny dick and all that so you don't have to.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

I can't tell if it's pooping or reproducing.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

"I'll be Elaine.
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.
.
-Doug"

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Gorilla Salad posted:

PYF Funny Aerosol



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