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FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003


Its like a Roadrunner cartoon, you know something bad is going to happen to Wile E Coyote, and then it happens, but its not the thing you expect

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FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Reasonably you could ascertain that if the sugar doesn't directly break things, it could definitely clog up the fuel pump/filter.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Rick_Hunter posted:

What the gently caress was THAT? :stonk:

Drone?

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Baron von Eevl posted:

A small town near me put up a parklet in one parking space along their incredibly quiet main street for 3 days. It has barricades and some astroturf and a few chairs. Most people found it cute, a couple people on the internet got a little upset.




edit: also "adult only spaces" :heysexy:

Ah yes, the Main Line.

quote:

The railroad connected the Main Line towns in the 19th century. They became home to sprawlingcountry estates belonging to Philadelphia's wealthiest families, and over the decades became a bastion of "old money". Today, the Main Line includes some of the wealthiest communities in the country

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003


So they bring in a crane every time they need to empty them?

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

mind the walrus posted:

Dude if you're not trolling you should realize it's way less work to just call them "First Peoples" in a macro context and then specify by tribe as circumstances dictate--exactly the same way we did with "Native Americans" and "Indians" before--than quibble over semantics.

Yeah but I mean there's evidence there might have been some people here before them, so.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

FCKGW posted:

legally justified

he also called zimmerman a shitbird

Big difference here.

And who cares if he lied and said he had insurance. That's not really insurance fraud.

Also he's a typical Reddit weirdo at best. Who cares. He's just a meme.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

ElGroucho posted:

I thought for the longest time that I was in Gen X, since I am 33, but apparently, I'm one of these terrible millenials everyone keeps talking about.

Guess I'll trade in my Pearl Jam tapes and pursue things that interest me, while looking out for my own mental health care like some sort of ughhhhhh... socialist

You were millennial as all hell about 10 years ago.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Panfilo posted:

Lol@the Milliennials that got fired over this. Something tells me the same people who got fired over being too petulant to work an easy shift are the same people blaming the economy for why they are un/underemployed. As someone who had to work 7 years to get enough seniority just to have weekends off I'm not super sympathetic over someone whining that they have to work an overnight shift on a Saturday. Especially if they are willing to get fired over it.

Way to be proud of spending seven years in a miserable poo poo job.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

china bot posted:

quick reminder at what ekuNNN and FogHelmut are defending:

We recently started a weekend over night shift where all you have to duo is answer one call and watch Netflix.

First moron they put on the job kept calling off every Saturday and loudly bragging "they're not gonna fire me!" She got fired.

Second idiot they put on the job got fired two days later when she uploaded snapchat after snapchat of the 8 people she invited in the office to party during the overnight shift.

HOW COULD PEOPLE GET FIRED FOR THIS???

I'm not defending not doing your job. I'm saying the existence of that job is an affront to civilized society and only exists to exploit the desperate.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

I used to have a job where I worked every other Saturday with a day off during the week, and it was dumb as hell. It's nearly impossible to live a normal social life when your schedule is so disjointed from the rest of the world.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Bullfights are typically held on Sunday, bruh

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003


That's not possible for it to burn a hole in his esophagus. What really happened is that he coughed and vomited so violently that it tore a hole.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

I really want to think that the doctors are screwing up and blaming the patients gas.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Living in LA or deciding to travel this week, you decide.


FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

xergm posted:

What I have decided is that this would make a cool desktop background if it were higher res.

I think this is the source https://twitter.com/ABC7/status/801262762261291008?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003


Salt truck should have been driving in reverse.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Fishstick posted:

Well, this happened when he tried to capture the previous sting, the tarantula hawk

"happened" as he disappears behind the ridge, then turns to reveal the cacti attached to him.

I mean he certainly got covered in those things, but it seems odd they would stage it to look like an accident.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Bates posted:

If you care about vaping but own a fireplace or have ever lined your kids up around a bonfire you are a dumbass hypocrite. I don't smoke or vape - but I do think it's hilarious people give a massive poo poo about toxic crap in some contexts but are totes 100% A-OK with it in others. Like some guy smoking a cig in the park is infuriating but let me just go home and start up the fireplace and carpet bomb the entire neighborhood in cancer particles :rolleyes:

I don't think you know how fireplaces work.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Only Sith deal in absolutes.

:goonsay:

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003


Lol with the mask, everyone knows who he is.

http://www.ocregister.com/articles/armer-740144-hotel-kleiser.html

quote:

An Orange County daredevil famous on YouTube for jumping off buildings and landmarks was placed under investigation by police after reportedly jumping from a Laguna Beach hotel last week and injuring himself.

Anthony Booth Armer, 28, of Laguna Niguel was hospitalized after injuring his feet when a stunt went awry at the Pacific Edge Hotel on South Coast Highway.

In a YouTube video posted on New Year’s Day, Armer – known as 8Booth – is seen jumping off of a rooftop and striking a concrete pool edge with his feet before tumbling into the water.

The two-and-a-half minute video with more than 1 million views also shows photos of the injuries Armer sustained in the late-night incident. He posted another video Tuesday of hospital technicians pulling bandages from his feet.

The Laguna Beach Police Department was notified of the incident after a hotel manager called Thursday, Sgt. Tim Kleiser said.

The manager saw on surveillance footage from the previous night that someone was trespassing on hotel property around 8:20 p.m., Kleiser said. Employees apparently came across Armer.

“There were two employees that told the manager about it,” Kleiser said. “One of the employees assisted a female friend of (Armer) and helped him get into a car and they drove off.”

Kleiser said the employees offered to call an ambulance for Armer but the pair refused.

Armer started a GoFundMe page Monday asking people to help him raise $10,000 for his medical expenses. He had raised more than $1,200.

“I am still in the hospital,” Armer wrote on the page. “Just seeking a little support to keep doing what I'm doing or else I'll be working the rest of my life to pay this off. Asking a small favor from you. A donation of any kind would be phenomenal.”

Armer was arrested in October for two misdemeanor counts related to other jumps, according to the Orange County District Attorney’s Office.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003


FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Glazier posted:

I know the NFL is just salivating to get money out of that media market but LA is just not a football town, and they should know it by now.

They would get plenty of money if they let people pay to stream out of market games, without having to spend $2000 for a DirecTV subscription with Sunday Ticket.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Glazier posted:

They might get more money, but then again they might not. To an organization as conservative as the NFL if it's not guaranteed money, it doesn't exist.

MLB, NBA, and NHL seem to be doing fine with it.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Axeman Jim posted:

Because the planning system in England is ruled by Daily Mail reading NIMBY Nazis like the Campaign to Protect Rural England who think that the peasantry shouldn't be blocking their views of fields with their jumped-up mud huts, and that's more important than the UK's appalling housing shortage and subsequent insane property prices (from which these people benefit, fygm) and sky-high levels of homelessness. Besides, if we build enough houses, brown-skinned people might live in them and that would be so frightful our monocles might fall out.

Sounds a lot like California.txt

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

That chart is missing the birth of black jesus.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Ice doesn't refer to stolen diamonds anymore?

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Ak Gara posted:

As someone that doesn't routinely shove objects up his arse, I don't understand this. Why not just poop it out?

The back end of the dildo isn't tapered like the front, so you can't get your sphincter around it.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Spermanent Record posted:

Not clicking that without some verbal guarantee it's not smashed jam jar man or equivalent.

Surgery of removing Mr Hands sized dildo from the colon.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Wool also keeps like 80% or so of its insulation properties when wet. Also naturally breathable, moisture wicking, temperature regulating, and odor resistant. Just wear all wool all the time.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

http://m.ocregister.com/articles/freeway-747028-helps-construction.html

quote:

The $1.4 billion project added two toll lanes and one general-use lane in each direction on an 8-mile stretch from Interstate 15 west to the Orange County line in the hopes of easing congestion along the heavily traveled corridor.

The project is complete and the roads are open.

Current conditions:

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Bogatyr posted:

It's early yet (2:20) but the Corona section of the 91 should be starting to stack up eastbound. Still green.

Oh goddamnit, new page.

It's pretty screwed up from the 55 to the 241, but that's just the normal 3 accidents over a 2 mile span kind of thing that happens several times a day.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

mds2 posted:

I had no idea. We just bought an acreage and have a shitload of field mice. I dont want chickens, but I want mice less.

Snakes.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Meanwhile, Virgin America, the only good airline, gets bought out by another airline.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

SLOSifl posted:

He woke up, took a handful of pills and flew the plane to Costa Rica, presumably.

I was on a plane that was running late, and toward landing everyone was scrambling to figure out how to get to their connection. A bunch of us all realized we were going to Pittsburgh on the same flight, but it was going to be a matter of minutes to get there on time.

Weirdly enough the rest of the plane seemed to act like normal humans and let the connections deplane immediately.

All of us were looking for the same gate and for like 3 seconds were pretty unified on figuring out where to go and how. It was far away. Then we all just loving ran, like, just scattered in all directions.

I get there and they've just closed the gate doors and I am actually happy that I can just die right there on the floor in an completely empty terminal. The airline worker opens the door and I go "oh, here's my ticket" and she lets me on.

So I walk down the tunnel and cross my fingers that I can find an overhead spot quickly. The plane is completely empty, not a single person of the dozens. I find my seat and toss my bag into an overhead, and notice there actually is someone else here - a like 300 year old lady that was sitting behind me on the previous flight.



Was this in Dallas?

I had to get to my next flight which was over a mile away inside of the Dallas airport. Even with the shuttle, I barely made it, was the last one on. That airport is too big. I make sure now that I have over an hour between flights if I go through there.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

nerdz posted:

twitch streamer gets racist on stream, loses all sponsorships

http://compete.kotaku.com/overwatch-pros-racist-tirade-ends-his-career-1794595720



Sponsors pretending like this isn't normally yelled by 8 year olds in online games.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

The biggest abuse is making the kid wear Rec Specs.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

If you get/stay married, you don't have to pay your kids poo poo and you have a source of free household labor. Just makes basic economic sense.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Teddybear posted:

Microsoft dusted off the update tools for XP, 8, and Server 2003 for this, which gives you an idea of who is being hit.

About half of the cheap bastards I've worked for?

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FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Consider this a PSA from your local welder lady:
Dont gently caress around with zip ties, plastic or stainless steel.
Just keep an acetylene turbo torch and some brazing rods in your trunk.
Nothing shows a lovely parker whats what like an inch of bronze in and around their door handles.

This is why I daily drive a cement truck.

http://i.imgur.com/7eTP4iN.gifv

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