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Solice Kirsk posted:
Obviously it's only a sandwich if you can stick your dick into it.
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Check. Mate.
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Nobody knows, the third date was visiting a water park.
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Apr 24, 2017 05:29
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Eh, it'd be fine just so long as she doesn't invite you to shower with her.
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Sep 1, 2017 01:02
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I believe the correct term is pebblerasty.
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Oct 27, 2017 01:15
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It's what happens when you treat your dick like a Dig Dug enemy.
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Nov 11, 2017 02:25
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Did Morally Inept re-reg?
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To be fair, fire breathing riding ducks would fit right in to DF.
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Jan 4, 2018 22:42
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There should be a vanity press for speedrunner merchandise. Call it Half-A Press.
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Jan 24, 2018 22:32
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I hope you weren't standing in her splatter zone.
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SplitSoul posted:Apropos, Disneyland employees used to refer to their workplace as Mauswitz until management got involved, so they started using Duckau instead. Well, Disney never did like the Jews...
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Untrustable posted:In a discussion of how Kansas is terrible. He's excited because they promised he'd spend some time in the Minors.
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Marcade has a new favorite as of 05:26 on Jul 8, 2018 |
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Jul 8, 2018 05:22
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When CDs proselytize And an eel eats your eyes That's a moray!
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Jul 27, 2018 19:35
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Yeah, that was Graves.
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Jul 28, 2018 01:22
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Eh, dude is gender neutral. A man's a dude; a woman's a dude; my dog is a dude; if I stub my toe on the couch, it's probably gonna be called a dude. well there's a poor page snype.
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That you had made $20 the hard way? Alternately, you've been learning from Morally Inept, or "congratulations, I knew you had it in you." Marcade has a new favorite as of 07:44 on Aug 18, 2018 |
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darthbob88 posted:MisterBibs approached a hot dog stand.
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Referring to an article claiming that driverless cars would lead to more car sex:madeintaipei posted:Have you ever had sex somewhere very uncomfortable? spog posted:In the rear end?
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Mierenneuker posted:Clearly, God fucks. NoneMoreNegative posted:lol I knew about geese and ‘golden showers’ before but a random wiki page informed me Zeus made a lady pregnant while in the form of an ant. Now if it was a man-sized ant that’s weird enough but if it was a regular ant then he must have some S+ quality fuckstyling going on. Mierenneuker posted:Tell me about it. Mierenneuker is a Dutch word that literally means ant fucker
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Mar 25, 2019 20:39
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You're right. I'm such a baka. (Note: baka means stupid rear end in a top hat)
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Mar 26, 2019 00:08
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GWBBQ posted:No you're not, he later killed himself. More like oldlifeless
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Mar 31, 2019 02:18
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A goon who smell he own anus. A limber goon.
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BaronVonVaderham posted:Speaking of which, I could apparently go work for pornhub pretty easily, but I value my sanity. Neddy Seagoon posted:A Corporate culture with family values means something entirely different there. Inspector_666 posted:We're like a family here, a step-family!
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Jun 14, 2019 21:36
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more like oldpostless
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Milo and POTUS posted:Hey everybody this guys an expert on looking at children! Creamed Cormp posted:we already have enough mods though
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Jul 15, 2019 22:16
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Trap sprung, etc. but that's Drizzt from R. A. Salvatore's seemingly endless book series.
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I'm a sucker for user name jokes:CeramicPig posted:
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sephiRoth IRA posted:I always wanted to know what Memento would be like while having a stroke Memento posted:text me
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Son of Sam-I-Am posted:Check out the Soap Nazi here The nazis were prolific soap makers, true
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:excavation team. lookin for a bunch of burly worker types to dig out then shore up my back walls. I'm a
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DandyLion posted:His company has been reclassified as a charity, so yeah he's one masterful step ahead. No, they said it was charitable to refer to it as a company.
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Rare photo of PotY at work
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tangy yet delightful posted:*throws a small number of seeds at your feet* That's vampires, silly...wait, is Bird a vampire?!
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Spanish Manlove posted:I didn;t know shoehorns were considered a weapon Despite all appearances to the contrary, you've never been to a clown college?
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I can't cook anything without my buddy Supafry!
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Desert Bus posted:It's cute that you think he uses that for cooking. Well yeah, you use butter for that. I call it the Marlon Brando.
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oldpainless posted:Hey. HEY More like oldheartwarming
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Fumble posted:India have been itching to nuke something. Blistex posted:Didn't they address that in a patch?
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LITERALLY A BAKLAVA
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chitoryu12 posted:Now I'm wondering exactly what the "unscrambler" did to him. It's like a log out of a game of Paranoia. 3D Megadoodoo posted:I hear he's going to be in the next Marvel movie. Jonny 290 posted:The Unscrambler got his powers when he was 13 and was trying to rig up some poo poo to pull in cable porn and lightning struck 3D Megadoodoo posted:And how would you know his secret origins, hmm Jonny 290 posted:we fought once and he put me in a vertical hold
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Outrail posted:Stop posting my craigslist ads I thought that was Lowtax's tinder profile?
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