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Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

I remember an amazing cheese flavour popcorn that existed for a fleeting moment of my childhood.

I ate bags and bags of the stuff and now whenever I mention it everyone thinks I'm mental.

Sundog from walkers. Miss them too, could only get them from one petrol station

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Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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There isn't much I like about this country (Hello Theresa May!) But the NHS, especially at ground level, is something to be very proud of, and cherish. 111, on the other hand, is what we get when its jobs for the boys. Its too big? Its the National Health Service. Are we being trolled by Jeremy Hunt?

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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OwlFancier posted:

111 is fine as a supplementary service but it's not being used properly.

It's good as a "hey when I slam my dick in the door while jerking off it stops feeling much after then tenth go and a little bit of blood comes out IS IT CANCER?!>" screening service.

Its really not. They rarely have clinicians make decisions in my area, so your health is in the hands of someone as ill trained and inept as me. Trust me, thats not good, and its killing people.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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OwlFancier posted:

Like I said it's not a replacement heath service, but it's good to have a line you can call and ask your stupid questions to, provided that they know to say "dunno, see a doctor" when appropriate.

There was something like that available when I was a kid so it's not a new idea.

Sorry, I'm biased about this particular 'service'. Its still contracts subbed out to mates.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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baka kaba posted:

This is one of the big things that gets me really - so much of Tory policy (and its knock-on effects) involves passing the buck, and it's almost never mentioned. Their flagship 'free childcare' policy is pretty much issuing a decree to childcare providers, "you're going to make this happen, out of your own pocket, work something out". Cuts are called 'efficiency savings' but they're never backed by a set of identified efficiencies, just "you're getting less funding, deal with it". Devolving powers and funding is just going to mean central government absolving itself of yet more responsibility and leave local government to work out which limb to cut off.

It would be one thing if they were getting held to account for this, but it seems like they can shift all the responsibility onto someone else and avoid the blame when the consequences are bad. And that means they can pretty much do anything

Of course. They also still blaming 'the last government'. Facts. have no place here

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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I had actually truly wondered where you had got to. I'm so glad you are recovering, and a big wet sloppy kiss for the people who saved you.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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Is Max Clifford out already?

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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Not like Dave to miss an opportunity to jump on the dead baby band wagon.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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Guavanaut posted:

Wasn't that more because the techniques used for cremating infants meant that there were no ashes that could be recovered in the first place?

I'm fairly sure that when crematoria first started becoming a thing it was common to received mixed ashes anyway, so they could have just done that.

I thought that was still the case.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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serious gaylord posted:

If its the photo i've seen, its because its quite clearly breaking the rules on safe carriage of passengers.

Everyday life from Chelmsford to London. There is never a day when you are not in more contact with a stranger than your other half.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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Angepain posted:

That's quite the exciting five minutes this internet user has had there.

I'm more bothered that all the clicks may lead to a huge surge in Theresa May porn.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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TinTower posted:

The EFF have the best takedown of the "it's just metadata" argument:

One thing that I wouldn't trust the filth/security services on is making a correct assumption from available details.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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Tesseraction posted:

Hope you've saved your work, jerks http://www.theguardian.com/business/2015/nov/04/national-grid-issues-urgent-call-for-extra-power

The next 90 minutes could see a power outage if the grid can't manage the surge.

But my raclette grill is warming up!

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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I have no idea who this moron is, but I don't like living a world where trending on Twitter for four days is seen as an achievement.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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mrpwase posted:

why is there a boat in Worcester

it's just sitting there

Also good news, the Tory woman in my office has renounced her deep admiration (and lust :gonk:) for George Osborne over tax credits, that takes some doing. So the political fallout has definitely reached the Cotswolds!

See how lost she feels when he creeps in the window whilst she sleeps to steel her gold fillings. Oh, and reduce her pension.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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Seaside Loafer posted:

It looks like he was up to a bit more than getting fitted up with a dime bag of weed http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/cameron-gun-teenager-behind-bars-984726

Interfering with a car vs interfering with a pig. Hmmm.

I still cant understand why no one has shouted 'you hosed a dead pig head's at any lull in a press conference or personal appearance, unless the Tories have borrowed a cadre of Chinese guards in shell suits to duff up dissenters. When Nige can take pot shots at you, it might be time to pack up and go home.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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Is it Dictator month at Downing street?

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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Oberleutnant posted:

I've got a bundle of papers here proposing to establish an "Agricultural Training Home" for the unemployed of London which the founders expect will "provide […] the means of testing the genuineness of the desire for work of the Unemployed". They are deliberately choosing to buy bad, unproductive land because the actual agricultural output of the establishment is not a concern at all, and they definitely don't want to impact on the good, profitable farms already in the area. They just want to drag 200 unemployed people out of london to live in barracks, work them 12 hours a day and pay them 7 shillings (£35/week in modern money) to prove their willingness to work.

Has anybody got Iain Duncan Smith's phone number?

You don't need his phone number, just say his name thrice.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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That was bizarre. Turned on the news to see Dave speaking Arabic whilst drinking a glass of water. Say what you will about him, but thats first class showmanship.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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Oh, you aren't that bad.




Sorry, couldn't resist!

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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I am about at my limit of people posting EDL/BF poppy stuff on Facebook. Many of these people are normally sane and reasonable, and I'm loving sick of rationally explaining why its offensive to me, even if no one else. Shouldn't this be incitement or some poo poo?

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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Oh, you wily Tories. Handy that everyone is worrying about war so you can bury a 2.3 billion loss, and also 743m in dividends in the early eurostar sale. Long term economic plan, indeed.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/transport/11978677/Eurostar-stake-sale-left-taxpayer-2.3bn-out-of-pocket-says-NAO.html

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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Coohoolin posted:

responsible fun

I think this is a stately horrible phrase. Plus, your not Oor Wullie.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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Cerv posted:

I'd rather subsidise public transport to hospitals than parking.

It might not still be the case, but scroungers like myself get to claim back hospital travel charges.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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The only response when being interviewed by the police, at least in non terrorism situations, is 'No Comment'. Politicians don't use it for no reason.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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Huh. Who knew The Joker made it Windsor?

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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Pissflaps posted:

I cant believe the BBC ditched the Met Office.

The weather has been terrible since.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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I know by now I should know better, but got to love the sheer affrontery of Blair showing up at the Cenotaph for remberance ceremony for the war dead.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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Gonzo McFee posted:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Support-o...QEAAOSw4iRWEsbA

Corbyn is too good for this shitheep of a country.

Even in the worst of times, someone makes a profit.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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OwlFancier posted:

I thought his speech was very appropriate for the day and it's funny that he gets remembrance day much better than any of his detractors.

Yes. The card on the wreath was measured, respectful and hopeful. But you'll likely not see anything mentioned about it.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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It just occurred to me watching repeat of the ceremony, thank God no party leader with less than six seats can participate. Imagine what big Nige would have made of it.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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Jesus. I can't even understand that mindset. Perhaps the Dutch king should have got a shoeing for being there? I also saw, you know, dark people there.

Is this country getting thicker or just nastier?

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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Gonzo McFee posted:

Did I no call it.



Old man's bow not enough for poppy fascists.

Right, this is getting loving daft now. Jezza did everything that was asked of him, and its STILL not enough. The loving establishment sit there, dick in hand, waiting for the first thing they can possibly whinge about. So, he didn't bow enough. Compared to his predecessors and opposite numbers, how the cutting gently caress does that make an iota of difference?

Going off to calm down now.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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SurrealityCheck posted:

I can't wait for the UK to legalise marijuana guys

You will have to wait for a mate of the government to set up ProPot, a medical hydroponics company.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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Jedit posted:

At least it's not a politician running it, then it would be PolPot.

Ha, that took longer than I expected, but well done!

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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I'm amazed Corbyn doesn't just go 'gently caress it, cant do right for doing wrong' and stop in bed.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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Just seen a teaser on DP with regards to the Benefits bill a lady saying 'if people have tattoos and smoke, why claim benefits?'

loving hell.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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baka kaba posted:

Yeah they do that on those lovely Benefits baiting shows, following some poor people trying to get some enjoyment from life and narrating it as "Sharon hasn't found a job, but it's not stopping her from splashing out on a taxpayer-funded benefits tattoo" etc etc

Poor old Clem must be spinning in his grave.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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Guavanaut posted:

We need more spies to stop terrorists from killing people even if that means that a greater number of people die from hospital shortages because the deficit must be brought down at all costs.

Also, there is that many dangerous lefties threatening our nation, our security, and our families that need watching bloody closely, lest they don't bow low enough.

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Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
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DesperateDan posted:

All the good intentions and policies regarding school lunches are not really going to make a difference without getting through to the parents. My kids school has a really good lunches program that uses locally produced stuff where possible, still doesn't stop me seeing 5 year old kids on the school run having a breakfast of coke and a mars bar forced into them before the gates.


I did it. But rather than sweets it was discs full of the best porn the late 90's internet had to offer, then duty free cigarettes when that ring got busted (snitches deserve stitches)

I'm old school. My Dad worked in Libya when there were no direct flights back to England, so he often came back through Amsterdam. Consequently, be had a big cardboard box of eyewateringly hardcore euro porn. At lunchtimes, I ran a smut palace, charging per head for the viewing, and mixing drinks for the punters for additional extortionate charges.

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