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Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Perry Normal posted:

If your first video game wasn't the original 1958 Tennis for Two you're just a scrub appropriating gamer culture.

# ¿ May 4, 2017 19:14

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 18:56

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

oldpainless posted:

I believe in evolution but I have to admit I can't remember the last time I saw something evolve.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2017 18:55

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

tyblazitar posted:

https://twitter.com/Vixxiest/status/883529712001314816

As a retail worker who has to deal with customers vandalizing our shelves and our merchandise every single day, turbofuck this guy right up the b-hole.

# ¿ Jul 8, 2017 14:15

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

there wolf posted:

Is there anything about incels that would indicate they wouldn't be the most demanding and pickiest people in bed?

"well it was going fine until that loving femoid started tounging my rear end in a top hat. Damnit I'M NOT GAY!!" *knocks over Macy's display case*

# ¿ Jul 8, 2017 15:19

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

RareAcumen posted:

I don't know if I'm having Deja Vu or I've seen this one before.

It's been posted before, although it might have been another thread.

# ¿ Jul 10, 2017 16:18

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Field Mousepad posted:

I grew up in a tourist filled beach town and let me tell you people just forget their brains at home when they go on vacation. I mean I get it on some level but drat just use some common sense. I could seriously start a thread with all the stories I have.

"I can do whatever the hell I want, I'm leaving the country in 2 weeks anyway :downs:

# ¿ Jul 14, 2017 15:04

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

zoux posted:

# ¿ Jul 18, 2017 20:06

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Jurgan posted:

People like hope in their religion, and that one doesn’t end very well.

Sure it does, following ragnarok and the fimbulwinter, mankind is reborn from two ash trees and the cycle begins anew. It's basically the big crunch theory of theology.

# ¿ Oct 1, 2017 17:51

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Strom Cuzewon posted:

As much as we make fun of reddit pedophiles insisting that we call them "hebephiles" I think it's actually a very appropriate name.

Because they give me the heebie jeebies.

the heebie gbs

# ¿ Oct 4, 2017 12:39

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Roro posted:

Cats bring you dead animals because they think you're an incredibly stupid kitten that is incapable of hunting for itself so they're trying to feed you and teach you how to hunt.

Men send dick pics because ????

Because they're an incredibly stupid kitten that is incapable of hunting for itself so they assume everyone else is as well.

# ¿ Dec 9, 2017 14:37

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

chitoryu12 posted:

Because I had looked at the Amazon page for that radical pro-smoking activist's book last week, I was given a recommendation for another of his books: Tobakkonacht -- The Antismoking Endgame.

You'd think someone mad enough about anti-smoking laws to write a whole book about it would bother to look up the actual German translation for the word they're going to use as the title.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2018 20:42

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/travis_view/status/1034074838090973185

QAnon thinks McCain committed suicide because Trump was going to throw him into gitmo for, whatever they think he did

I guess it makes sense that a 24 year old gamerbro would have been participating in a CIA program from 1953-73.

# ¿ Aug 27, 2018 15:00

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

snergle posted:

swarzepiet isnt danish.

ftfy

# ¿ Aug 21, 2019 02:28

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Inceltown posted:

Imagine if cops were racist :ironicat:

# ¿ Aug 26, 2019 10:18

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

that a grown-rear end man, complete with wife, lawn and mortgage, would get all indignant and huffy and loudly ragequit social media like a 13 year old who just got banned from fortnite, because someone called him a bedbug, instead of just laughing and turning to the nearest person to say "Did he just call me a Bedbug?"

The internet makes you stupid

# ¿ Aug 27, 2019 15:14

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

MizPiz posted:

"It's illegal" isn't a rational argument

I'm not going to jail for any of you fuckers, breathable oxygen be damned!

# ¿ Aug 29, 2019 18:48

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Mak0rz posted:

Dear corporations.

It's wise to be cognizant of how your product names will sound to speakers of other languages, even if the words are benign in your language.

Are you asking the french to be less anal about language?

# ¿ Aug 31, 2019 16:01

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

chitoryu12 posted:

https://twitter.com/jatella/status/1167132281032642560?s=21

Is there a name for the mental illness that makes you think it's fine to be a poo poo so long as you carefully do the mental gymnastics to interpret the word that describes the lovely thing as something else that you never once showed the slightest interest in until the republican president turned out to be just an absolute, indefensably awful person?

Watermelon Daiquiri posted:

Ancestral... realm...?

He means this

Nastyman has a new favorite as of 20:33 on Aug 31, 2019

# ¿ Aug 31, 2019 20:30

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Jurgan posted:

Cognitive dissonance?

I don't think it's that, necessarily. Less "opposing viewpoints" and more "my headspace drives the moral narrative of the world"

# ¿ Aug 31, 2019 21:12

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

oldpainless posted:

And now the game begins

You fool, you've killed us all

# ¿ Aug 31, 2019 21:16

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

BrigadierSensible posted:

My "get orf my lawn!" opinion on video game tits is:

If you want to play a video game, then play the god damned game! Go to the place, fight the monster, earn the coins, do the side quests, all of that stuff. Stop wanking over the pixelated tits.

If you want to wank over tits, get some porn. If you want to wank over animated tits, then get some cartoon porn. If you really want to wank over pixelated tits, they make porn on computer now to satisfy your onanistic needs.

Nobody cares that you like pictures of tits. Most people do. But not everything needs pictures of sexualized tits. So stop whinging when something you purport to like and enjoy for non sexual reasons doesn't have explicit sexual content.

It's about ethics in videogame journalism :suicide:

These corporate dicksucking turbofreaks pop every single rivet whenever their favored product changes from "What I've been accustomed to for the past few weeks" to "something else", because media rules their entire life and the sudden reminder that they are not in charge here, either, is enough to send them into a tailspin.

# ¿ Sep 7, 2019 12:53

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

zoux posted:

brb going to sit for 49 days under a bodhi tree and meditate on the idea of a retail store banning box cutters

# ¿ Sep 11, 2019 18:14

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Speaking of kinky:

https://twitter.com/GovMikeHuckabee/status/1172333956252893184

This explains so, so much about the Huckabees.

# ¿ Sep 13, 2019 16:44

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Choom Gangster posted:

They are not. There is of course a likelihood

# ¿ Sep 13, 2019 19:55

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

The swastika is kind of like having a bunch of confederate flags on your wall, or a meticulously maintained collection of pictures of your neighbors b-hole. Yeah okay sure there ARE conceivably innocuous reasons for having it up there but the chances of me running into a genuine example are so low that I'm just gonna err on the side of caution, doubly so if the person gets real hung up about it. If that means I'll miss out on some totally radical relationships with Buddhists, then that's my loss.

# ¿ Sep 13, 2019 20:11

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

zoux posted:

OH COME ON

The gently caress is it about white people and jetskis? Its like the trashiest of all status symbols.

# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 20:08

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

By all means ride jetskis. I'm sure they're very entertaining and I wouldn't mind trying one sometime. But if you buy one, you're rich white trash. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 20:26

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Kai Tave posted:

https://twitter.com/Zachanassian42/status/1174092343173091329

When capitalism was LESS fettered than it is now? Uhhhh

It's true though that absolutely nobody today has to work long hours at multiple jobs to make ends meet, thank god that isn't a thing that happens all the time.

I literally thought the Rotary Club was just a socializing thing for really old people until just now. I went to one of their events once because my great-uncle was doing his standup routine, and there wasn't another person in the building who was within two generations of me.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2019 16:20

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/nbcchicago/status/1174353660429647874

If ET shows up I'm never laughing at Tom DeLonge's crazy rants ever again :toxx:

# ¿ Sep 18, 2019 18:52

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Skwirl posted:

So Yang just alienated 90% of his base.

https://twitter.com/AndrewYang/status/1175194233034162176?s=19

Bring back family porn night

# ¿ Sep 21, 2019 02:28

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Bobby Digital posted:

https://twitter.com/butnopotato/status/1176144045489446912?s=21

Someone's either watching too much porn, or not enough.

# ¿ Sep 24, 2019 01:56

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Also something being halal just means God's cool with it.

# ¿ Oct 1, 2019 10:16

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/RegressiveElf/status/1178911566307065856

It owns that we have a generation of people with brain damage from lead poisoning and they're mostly the ones in charge.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2019 15:17

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

# ¿ Oct 3, 2019 13:20

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Shai-Hulud posted:

The flowchart is pretty much "does your kid understand why you are hitting it?" No? Well then hitting it wont help in any way. Yes? Well than you can explain that it did something wrong and that will help way more than hitting it.

Doesn't work. The boomer logic is that if doing X results in getting beat then naturally it leads to the child learning to avoid X, because children are merely small, hairless dogs that transform into Functional Humans on their 18th birthday.

In reality it leads, quite naturally, to the estranged parents forum.

# ¿ Oct 12, 2019 23:48

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

RoboRodent posted:

Imagine believing that all your neighbours have been replaced with agents hired to kill you. That's some schizophrenia-level paranoia.

It is straight up a for real diagnosed psychiatric disorder to think your friends and loved ones have been replaced by strangers.

# ¿ Oct 15, 2019 15:22

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

zoux posted:

Nothing in his mind that would indicate he has a gently caress trophy.

Seems about right.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2019 13:24

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

EL BROMANCE posted:

Yeah she absolutely nails her timing, knowing he's going to give a non-answer and just blasts through to the next burn.

"Congresswoman, I don't remember everything that was in-"
"That's okay, I'll move on"

:drat:

# ¿ Oct 24, 2019 20:11

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

# ¿ Oct 31, 2019 02:55

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 18:56

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Eschenique posted:

*Kramers into your mentions*
"You idiot. You loving imbecile. I am a pedophile"

# ¿ Nov 3, 2019 14:03

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